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September 7, 2010 at 4:32 pm
If you can carve your cellulite, then your drawers will be dragon.
September 7, 2010 at 4:37 pm
And now we know what happens to all that liposuction detritus. Not as gross as I’d imagined.
September 7, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I have cellulite, too, but I don’t flaunt it on my etsy shop.
September 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
I really ought to get to the doctor to lipo away all the lucite in my thighs….
September 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Not from the Thong Dynasty.
September 7, 2010 at 4:46 pm
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September 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm
It’s kinda’ cool looking-I’d like to get jiggle with it.
September 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm
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September 7, 2010 at 4:54 pm
What every gal wants – a jewelry case that makes her butt look big.
September 7, 2010 at 4:57 pm
no Celluloid!?! but that is totally awesome someone figured out what to do with all that Cellulite that is farmed in Hollywood from the plastic surgeons. way to go for recycling!!!
September 7, 2010 at 4:59 pm
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September 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/55205934/vintage-asian-jewelry-chest-of-cellulite?ref=v1_other_2 title make me giggle (jiggle sorry)
September 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I thought that Tyler Durden made soap with lipo-ed fat. I don’t remember this chapter in the book.
Must be on the special edition DVD.
(yes, I own both the book and the movie. That’s how I roll)
September 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm
I wish I could say that I was sitting on a gold mine, but it turns out that the price is somewhat reasonable compared to most items HK subjects us to…
September 7, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Thanks for typing that for me. I am too lazy to do it myself. If you can make me dinner and bring it to me in bed, I might fall in love with you.
September 7, 2010 at 5:22 pm
This will go perfectly with my stretch marks side table.
September 7, 2010 at 5:23 pm
I guess this is the ultimate in upcycling.
September 7, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Looks like I finally found how to fund my retirement!
Thanks, Regretsy!
September 7, 2010 at 5:28 pm
oh my god double dragon…what does it mean
September 7, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I am so inspired. I think I have enough cellulite to make a matching wardrobe and bed frame – do you think they would be interested?
September 7, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Chest of cellulite? Crap. I thought I only had to worry about cellulite on my thighs and butt.
September 7, 2010 at 5:45 pm
“Chest of cellulite” sounds like a deranged euphemism for big tits.
September 7, 2010 at 6:06 pm
now we have the answer.
whachoo gonna do with all that junk?
imma gonna make a trunk!
all right, it’s late and i’m tired what do you want from me?
September 7, 2010 at 6:08 pm
You could try to cover it up with some skirting.
September 7, 2010 at 6:23 pm
This lovely chest has sold , as did the bear knob thingy-both featured here today.
Hmmmmmmm, wonder if the Regretsy spotlight had anything to do with the quick sales?
Note to ‘glove hat’ chick- only a fool throws away a chance for free publicity.
Oh yeah, it also helps to have interesting merch….
and not pose loooking like you just ate shit.
September 7, 2010 at 6:26 pm
I would like my cellulite to move from my drawers to my chest.
September 7, 2010 at 6:38 pm
I must buy it- I need somewhere to keep the jar of bakelite cream I use on my thighs.
September 7, 2010 at 6:48 pm
#21.. that’s kind of why the title was making me giggle.. there’s also a sad iron in her shop, and a Concentration game. perfectly innocent but to the warped mind there’s just something a little stilted about them both.
September 7, 2010 at 7:35 pm
at least it’s well presented and not on a dirty old picnic table, oh wait.
September 7, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Well, hell, I’ve got enough of *that* to build a highboy!
September 7, 2010 at 7:56 pm
My drawers are full of cellulite too.
September 7, 2010 at 8:02 pm
In the defense of the artist, I thought that type of plastic was called cellulite too.
Well, then you’re stupid too. – HK
September 7, 2010 at 8:08 pm
My cellulite is vintage, too. And also white and marbly.
September 7, 2010 at 8:08 pm
hold up…i was just looking at this again. this is now front page material.. the solid shape around the drawer handles resembles mustaches.
September 7, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Vacuum-formed, no doubt.
September 7, 2010 at 11:40 pm
Better then being made with CELLULICE (a distant cousin to the dustmites that Larry Miller says adds 8 lbs to your matteress)
September 8, 2010 at 4:15 am
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September 8, 2010 at 6:52 am
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September 8, 2010 at 8:17 am
Now there’s a natural resource the U.S. has an over abundance of. Once all your sumo wrestlers are tapped out….then where ‘ya gonna go?
September 8, 2010 at 9:42 am
Wasn’t that chest used as a prop in the movie The Cellulite Closet?
September 8, 2010 at 11:27 am
If you have a plastic chest, you should keep it to yourself.
September 8, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Hooray, my ass isn’t totally useless!
September 9, 2010 at 8:56 am
Sold!
September 10, 2010 at 11:24 am
First off, Stretch, why would I care how much my mattress weighs?
What if you want more than ONE piece for your bedroom? What if I want a memory chest to go with this? Can they guarantee the lards will match?
December 25, 2010 at 9:15 am
Oh, for Christ’s sake. Cellulite.