Are you seeing what I’m seeing? What’s wrong with everyone? How do you not step back and look at this and think, “Oh my God, I totally forgot the balls.”
thanks for the laugh, I really needed one. I can not believe someone made that and just didn’t see what everyone else does. lol Maybe someone could hang some fuzzy dice on it to complete the look. Brown dice
Okay, maybe you could make this and not see it. Take pics of it, and still not see it? But c’mon wouldn’t typing “heart on” in the listing activate enough pervy particles of the cosmos to alert you to a freaking CLUE?!
…………….. *stares* .. please tell me this is not for a child’s room…. someone? …..oh….. no.. tags says “children” *sighs* never mind… whats wrong with people?
little billy grew up with a mighty inferiority complex.. the little bear was always more substantial and had much more endurance and vigor than him.. Alas when little Billy grew to go to college he could leave little bear behind and never have to face such scorn and humiliation again.
Knittin Kitten don’t worry little Billy has a big jar of change saved already to later deal with his feelings of inadequacy later in life. he shall have just enough change to hopefully pay for enough sessions to be cured..
#35 that is an excellent point. kudos for the artiste
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
September 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm
@ #2 HelenaHandbasket: “Circumcized?”
I was speaking with a friend of the Torah following persuasion this afternoon whom mentioned that he would be spending the next couple of days celebrating the Jewish New Year. When I opened Regretsy, I was a little disappointed to see that HK hadn’t found us some Rosh Hashanah related fuckery…
…then I noticed that our little buddy here was cut.
‘…how do you not step back and look at this….’
Sure would be easy to take a wrong step and be royally poked by this. I hope whoever bought it at least hangs something with some heft on it.
Raz, given his height (even standing he’d only be about 12 inches I’d say) his dick/height ratio is .25. That’s the equivalent of a human with an 18 incher! I’d say this is one well-endowed bear.
Mittens Jr is definately in pole position and it has nothing to do with NASCAR
“If your beariction lasts longer than your hibernation please consult your veterinarian”
September 7, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Poor Mittens, Junior.
He only has 3 inches?
September 7, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Circumcized?
September 7, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Pedobear!
September 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm
thanks for the laugh, I really needed one. I can not believe someone made that and just didn’t see what everyone else does. lol Maybe someone could hang some fuzzy dice on it to complete the look. Brown dice
September 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm
He’s certainly wiggling his eyebrows in a salacious manner.
September 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Trench coat sold separately.
September 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Ooh, that’s uh… he should go see a veterinarian or something. That doesn’t look quite right.
September 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm
For someone only 8.5″ tall a 3″ wang is purdy darn prodigious.
September 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm
For a teddy bear, pretty well-hung. And now my jacket can be hung too.
Multipurpose!!
September 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm
He’s doing the Care Bear Stare. Don’t see what the big deal is.
September 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm
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September 7, 2010 at 1:51 pm
That is a proud, proud bear.
September 7, 2010 at 1:56 pm
“If you go down to the wood today…”
September 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Penis designed by the ‘long stroker’ girl?
September 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I wish the textbox is large enough to post Pedobear Ascii
September 7, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Prepubescent facial hair?
September 7, 2010 at 1:59 pm
OH MY GOD, it just hit me. How has nobody made a joke about the bear having wood yet?!
September 7, 2010 at 2:03 pm
…aaaand we’re back to bear porn
curse you rule 34. curse you forever!
i’m torn between a Goldilocks joke or “I’m a little teapot”
September 7, 2010 at 2:04 pm
That’s just given me a new use for the husband’s morning wood.
September 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Okay, maybe you could make this and not see it. Take pics of it, and still not see it? But c’mon wouldn’t typing “heart on” in the listing activate enough pervy particles of the cosmos to alert you to a freaking CLUE?!
September 7, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Okay, which one of you greedy bastards beat me to the erection bear?
September 7, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Smoky wants us all to prevent forest erections.
September 7, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Shouldn’t he be peering out from behind a bush?
September 7, 2010 at 2:20 pm
In all fairness though, where can the hook go non-creepily? A pole coming out of his head or stomach isn’t much better.
September 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Maybe it was supposed to be a Pole-r Bear.
September 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm
And sold!
September 7, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Awwww, so cute & such a deal-less than a buck an inch!
September 7, 2010 at 2:35 pm
RED heart on? Looks brown to me.
September 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm
HK you have a dirty mind!! I love it!!! Bwahhhh hahhhhh
September 7, 2010 at 2:42 pm
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September 7, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Looks like lil’ Smokey’s been checking out the bear breasted UILF.
September 7, 2010 at 2:51 pm
“perfect for hanging on trees in random parks”
September 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
If you think this stiff is cool, wait ’til you see what the the woodchuck came up with….
September 7, 2010 at 3:07 pm
He might not have balls, but hey… he has creepy 5′o’clock shadow. That must count for something!
And since he’s neutered, he can’t get your female build-a-bear toys pregnant.
September 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm
For hanging mittens on, obviously.
September 7, 2010 at 3:20 pm
…………….. *stares* .. please tell me this is not for a child’s room…. someone? …..oh….. no.. tags says “children” *sighs* never mind… whats wrong with people?
September 7, 2010 at 3:33 pm
little billy grew up with a mighty inferiority complex.. the little bear was always more substantial and had much more endurance and vigor than him.. Alas when little Billy grew to go to college he could leave little bear behind and never have to face such scorn and humiliation again.
September 7, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Start saving now for junior’s therapy. Sigh.
Does give new meaning to teddy bears’ picnic though. Now we know what they were doing in the woods.
September 7, 2010 at 3:47 pm
at least they did not add mittens to the bear
September 7, 2010 at 3:54 pm
He’s just neutered. It’s called responsible bear ownership, people.
September 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm
This has really helped me understand the British slang word “knob” a whooooole lot better!
September 7, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Knittin Kitten don’t worry little Billy has a big jar of change saved already to later deal with his feelings of inadequacy later in life. he shall have just enough change to hopefully pay for enough sessions to be cured..
#35 that is an excellent point. kudos for the artiste
September 7, 2010 at 4:13 pm
RascalMom: Indeed. It’s even a polished knob, in this case.
September 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm
@ #2 HelenaHandbasket: “Circumcized?”
I was speaking with a friend of the Torah following persuasion this afternoon whom mentioned that he would be spending the next couple of days celebrating the Jewish New Year. When I opened Regretsy, I was a little disappointed to see that HK hadn’t found us some Rosh Hashanah related fuckery…
…then I noticed that our little buddy here was cut.
September 7, 2010 at 5:21 pm
7 inches in width? Damn, that bear’s gonna hurt somebody!
September 7, 2010 at 5:28 pm
@Kraken-Exactly!
September 7, 2010 at 5:30 pm
If a bear has an erection in the forest and no one’s around to see it…
September 7, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Nothing says “Regretsy” like bear porn, but did you see her cool sandwich wraps? I wonder if they could be made using Spoonflower’s Regretsy fabric!
September 7, 2010 at 7:30 pm
‘…how do you not step back and look at this….’
Sure would be easy to take a wrong step and be royally poked by this. I hope whoever bought it at least hangs something with some heft on it.
September 7, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Papa Bear was too big, but at 3 inches, Baby Bear was just right…
September 7, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Oh my, that was an unfortunate peg placement, wasn’t it?
September 7, 2010 at 7:56 pm
gone. cos @ $2.50, if it wasnt it would be.
September 7, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Raz, given his height (even standing he’d only be about 12 inches I’d say) his dick/height ratio is .25. That’s the equivalent of a human with an 18 incher! I’d say this is one well-endowed bear.
September 7, 2010 at 9:20 pm
To whoever bought lil’ boner bear, I just thought of the perfect name for him: Genital Ben.
September 7, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Mittens Jr is definately in pole position and it has nothing to do with NASCAR
“If your beariction lasts longer than your hibernation please consult your veterinarian”
September 8, 2010 at 5:19 am
Well as a expert in family Ursidae, my first thought was “that’s not how it looks.”
September 8, 2010 at 8:12 am
#54: Genital Ben is pure genius.
September 8, 2010 at 8:43 am
#38 knittin-kitten – And here’s where they get their picnic supplies:
http://failblog.org/2008/11/19/picnic-fail/
September 8, 2010 at 11:22 am
Where you hang the furry suit.
September 9, 2010 at 2:00 am
Aw gee … I like the little heart …
September 11, 2010 at 12:16 am
it’s another tiny peter i see…
September 19, 2010 at 3:25 pm
How was this not obviously phallic to the artist?
September 22, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Look what I found at the Goodwill a while ago.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28335926@N04/4034176020/in/set-72157622795409896/