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Patricia Waller

As you know, I occasionally feature things that are so wonderful, they kick your ass down the street. This is one of those times.

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54 comments on Patricia Waller

  1. Skullymart
    September 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Patricia’s work is brilliantly twisted, thanks for sharing!

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  2. knittin-kitten
    September 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    This literally stopped me in my tracks. I don’t know where you find these sites HK but I am so glad that you do! And that you share!

    Talent and a warped sense of humour. Have to love that.

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  3. The Carcinista
    September 3, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    She definitely needs to be introduced to the fabulous woman who painted the portrait of Lady Gaga and her delicious unicorn tartare.

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  4. Amanda Hug-N-Kiss
    September 3, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Wonderfully fantastic and macabre work! Definitely not remotely crap. I want!

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  5. 3CCrafts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    The tiger is a perfect toy for Seigfried and Roy’s love child.

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  6. Travelgrrl
    September 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    I love it when you occassionally feature a great artist (though with the skewed Regretsy sensibility) – it’s kind of palate cleansing, like a sorbet.

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  7. flare
    September 3, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    love these!! anyone want to chip in with me to send this lady a copy of Human Centipede? I’d love to see what she comes up with!!

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  8. saphyress
    September 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    So cool!!! I think the tiger’s my favorite, but the unicorn is right up there too!

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  9. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    September 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    I love this! And now I have to share it with a bunch of people who are just as twisted as we are…

    I don’t know why they aren’t posting here. Slackers.

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  10. buffoon
    September 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    the siamese teddies joined at the head is a moment of pure unadulturated genius.

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  11. Ms. Anthropy
    September 3, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    Sie sind ein Genie, Patricia Waller!

    I say we vote Ms. Waller Mayor of YarnTown – she’s the only one who’s “crochet-y” enough!

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  12. gator726
    September 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Awesome! Especially the tiger and the unicorn. I would not regret buying these.

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  13. Monstrosa
    September 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    There’s a fire extinguisher made of yarn on the site. It’s so beautiful.

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  14. vinnifera
    September 3, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    THIS is what the Addams kids played with and brought to show and tell.

    Awesome

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  15. barefootandpreggers
    September 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    What a superb find!Everything is made with such skill & imagination, it’s hard to pick a fave -
    I’d love those aliens with glow in the dark nipples to land in our backyard.

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  16. Sculptor69
    September 3, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    I am SO bummed I can’t buy any of her works, particularly the Unicorn. At least, I can’t find any for sale! :(

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  17. banished
    September 3, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    omg awesome stuff…. but no penis pillows?

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  18. Nightme
    September 3, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    It’s seeing disturbing things like this that make me smile and think ‘See? You’re not alone. There’s a whole wide world of sick and twisted human beings out there, just waiting to be your friend! Or kill you in creative ways preferably involving a unicorn.’ The tiger is my favorite though. Great for kids.

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  19. starrydreams
    September 3, 2010 at 2:43 pm
  20. Alizoo
    September 3, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Sublime!

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  21. invaderhorizongreen
    September 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    awesome love them the tiger is my favorite and the unicorn is cool. plush unicorns can get a little jealous of teddy bears

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  22. mad2physicist
    September 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    The tiger and the fake arm are the best. I also like the unicorn. The bears don’t seem quite macabre enough, though. Maybe if they were stuck on a unicorn horn as well?
    On the other hand I’m not sure any of these would fit our decor.

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  23. DamnitsGlam
    September 3, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Holy moley! ROFL!

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  24. leftfoot
    September 3, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Man.. can you imagine all the awesome Barbie stories I could have made up if I had those to incorporate?

    (seriously, though. That’s not only extremely well crafted, but I LOVE the sense of humor.)

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  25. felicity
    September 3, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Ooh, I especially love the last one!

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  26. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    September 3, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    Shit, this kicked my ass down the street, into the next county, and across three state lines. I feel a great sense of well-being towards the world, now.

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  27. jesusmotherbug
    September 3, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    I actually found her site the other day when I googled “scary unicorn rabbit” (true story). Love it.

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  28. themdollz
    September 3, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    That is some sweet plush!

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  29. WhimsyMistress
    September 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    These are awesome. I know I overuse that word, but seriously – what other word works here?

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  30. WhyLikeThis
    September 3, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    OH
    FUCK
    YES!

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  31. The Blue Kraken
    September 3, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    that tiger is just too perfect and appropriate.. realistic interpretations in yarn..

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  32. HomeAlone
    September 3, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    oooohhhhh!!!! knitgasm!

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  33. ohboycattoy
    September 3, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    so fucking awesome!!!!!!!!

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  34. suzyactiondoll
    September 3, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    I prostrate myself at the feet of a crochet genius. I wish she would take me on as an apprentice. (of course since this IS Regretsy, perhaps I should prostate myself with a lovely crochet penis.)

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  35. SlySevSteph
    September 3, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Look at this cute monkey: http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/rowingmonkey.jpg
    This buffet is really impressive.
    http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/buffet.jpg
    And this baby ghost. How cute! Look at its big eyes and pacifier! This would be a much better gift than the drowning baby candle, surely! Or not, because baby ghost=dead baby LOL! I think that is her aim, to make light of inappropriate things so we can laugh at them.
    http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/babyghost.j

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  36. spandy
    September 3, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Fabulous!
    Having trouble identifying object impaling blonde girl’s head tho. Is it a dust buster with wonky cord or half a shark’s head with twisted fish hook?
    It is late here, can’t see straight.

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  37. Gosh
    September 4, 2010 at 6:19 am

    OMG I love it long time!

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  38. razberries
    September 4, 2010 at 6:39 am

    wow, these are wonderful! i can’t wait to sit down and look at her entire site….starry, nice find! lmfao

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  39. spandy
    September 4, 2010 at 10:11 am

    OK, now I see, it is an iron. Good one.

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  40. jonny_trouble
    September 5, 2010 at 11:11 am

    So i emailed her, as i was interested in buying…here’s her response

    Hi Jonny,

    I am glad that you like my work! The works are artworks and I make every piece only one time, so the prices are from 1000 € to 30000 €.
    Also have a look at the sizes of the works on my homepage http://www.patriciawaller.com.
    If you are still interested please contact my gallery for further informations:
    Galerie Deschler
    Auguststraße 61
    D-10117 Berlin
    Tel +49 (0) 30 283 32 88
    info@deschler-berlin…

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  41. jonny_trouble
    September 5, 2010 at 11:13 am

    Just to be clear with todays exchange rate, that mean her pieces range from 1,300-40,000 USD

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  42. manukenkun
    September 5, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    I saw an exhibition of her work in Berlin a couple of years ago- it was amazing- the pieces are pretty huge and being shown in contemporary art galleries.

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  43. IscreamUscream
    September 5, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    I somehow missed these…until now :lol:

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  44. ladyleft
    September 6, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Absolutely fantastical.

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  45. laughinglurker
    September 7, 2010 at 3:36 am

    God how I love sick fucks!

    Who killed Bambi is TOTALLY brilliant.

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  46. polkadotbananas
    September 7, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    I have been away for a bit, but I am so glad HK was busy finding me a new handmade hero in that time. LOVE this!

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  47. freckleyredhead
    September 8, 2010 at 5:52 am

    Too bad Shark Week is over already!

    http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/haifischblau.jpg

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  48. kim sofia
    March 19, 2011 at 8:39 am

    great! amazing!!! these absolutely made me smile on a morning when i sooo could use it!

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  49. Bovik Lån
    September 12, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    I like the tiger and maybe also the unicorn, but I don’t really know about the boxes with people heads on top. I think they are a bit too much for me.

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  50. alfrescoid
    October 10, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    I love these! I reckon my kids should have one of each of these…their soft toy collections are way too pedestrian :)

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  51. jimmy121
    October 13, 2011 at 6:41 am

    Haha very twisted, but I love Patricia’s work. My favourite is the 3 heads :-)

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  52. vanessaroberts
    December 19, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    My favorite is definitely the unicorn. I wish I could do that to my girlfriends teddy. ;-)

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  53. Rita
    January 1, 2012 at 7:44 am

    haha, I love these. I think the tiger with severed limb is my favourite! There’s something dark, yet cheerful about it.

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  54. P90x Pete
    January 17, 2012 at 8:22 am

    My favourite is the unicorn – it’s funny but very sick hahaha :-)

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