Patricia Waller
As you know, I occasionally feature things that are so wonderful, they kick your ass down the street. This is one of those times.





More at Patricia Waller’s site
As you know, I occasionally feature things that are so wonderful, they kick your ass down the street. This is one of those times.





More at Patricia Waller’s site
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September 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Patricia’s work is brilliantly twisted, thanks for sharing!
September 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
This literally stopped me in my tracks. I don’t know where you find these sites HK but I am so glad that you do! And that you share!
Talent and a warped sense of humour. Have to love that.
September 3, 2010 at 1:38 pm
She definitely needs to be introduced to the fabulous woman who painted the portrait of Lady Gaga and her delicious unicorn tartare.
September 3, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Wonderfully fantastic and macabre work! Definitely not remotely crap. I want!
September 3, 2010 at 1:39 pm
The tiger is a perfect toy for Seigfried and Roy’s love child.
September 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I love it when you occassionally feature a great artist (though with the skewed Regretsy sensibility) – it’s kind of palate cleansing, like a sorbet.
September 3, 2010 at 1:41 pm
love these!! anyone want to chip in with me to send this lady a copy of Human Centipede? I’d love to see what she comes up with!!
September 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm
So cool!!! I think the tiger’s my favorite, but the unicorn is right up there too!
September 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I love this! And now I have to share it with a bunch of people who are just as twisted as we are…
I don’t know why they aren’t posting here. Slackers.
September 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm
the siamese teddies joined at the head is a moment of pure unadulturated genius.
September 3, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Sie sind ein Genie, Patricia Waller!
I say we vote Ms. Waller Mayor of YarnTown – she’s the only one who’s “crochet-y” enough!
September 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Awesome! Especially the tiger and the unicorn. I would not regret buying these.
September 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm
There’s a fire extinguisher made of yarn on the site. It’s so beautiful.
September 3, 2010 at 2:34 pm
THIS is what the Addams kids played with and brought to show and tell.
Awesome
September 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm
What a superb find!Everything is made with such skill & imagination, it’s hard to pick a fave -
I’d love those aliens with glow in the dark nipples to land in our backyard.
September 3, 2010 at 2:39 pm
I am SO bummed I can’t buy any of her works, particularly the Unicorn. At least, I can’t find any for sale!
September 3, 2010 at 2:40 pm
omg awesome stuff…. but no penis pillows?
September 3, 2010 at 2:43 pm
It’s seeing disturbing things like this that make me smile and think ‘See? You’re not alone. There’s a whole wide world of sick and twisted human beings out there, just waiting to be your friend! Or kill you in creative ways preferably involving a unicorn.’ The tiger is my favorite though. Great for kids.
September 3, 2010 at 2:43 pm
http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/misspiggy.jpg
bwahhh haahhhhh……
September 3, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Sublime!
September 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm
awesome love them the tiger is my favorite and the unicorn is cool. plush unicorns can get a little jealous of teddy bears
September 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
The tiger and the fake arm are the best. I also like the unicorn. The bears don’t seem quite macabre enough, though. Maybe if they were stuck on a unicorn horn as well?
On the other hand I’m not sure any of these would fit our decor.
September 3, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Holy moley! ROFL!
September 3, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Man.. can you imagine all the awesome Barbie stories I could have made up if I had those to incorporate?
(seriously, though. That’s not only extremely well crafted, but I LOVE the sense of humor.)
September 3, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Ooh, I especially love the last one!
September 3, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Shit, this kicked my ass down the street, into the next county, and across three state lines. I feel a great sense of well-being towards the world, now.
September 3, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I actually found her site the other day when I googled “scary unicorn rabbit” (true story). Love it.
September 3, 2010 at 4:37 pm
That is some sweet plush!
September 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm
These are awesome. I know I overuse that word, but seriously – what other word works here?
September 3, 2010 at 4:45 pm
OH
FUCK
YES!
September 3, 2010 at 4:59 pm
that tiger is just too perfect and appropriate.. realistic interpretations in yarn..
September 3, 2010 at 5:38 pm
oooohhhhh!!!! knitgasm!
September 3, 2010 at 5:40 pm
so fucking awesome!!!!!!!!
September 3, 2010 at 5:49 pm
I prostrate myself at the feet of a crochet genius. I wish she would take me on as an apprentice. (of course since this IS Regretsy, perhaps I should prostate myself with a lovely crochet penis.)
September 3, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Look at this cute monkey: http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/rowingmonkey.jpg
This buffet is really impressive.
http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/buffet.jpg
And this baby ghost. How cute! Look at its big eyes and pacifier! This would be a much better gift than the drowning baby candle, surely! Or not, because baby ghost=dead baby LOL! I think that is her aim, to make light of inappropriate things so we can laugh at them.
http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/babyghost.j
September 3, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Fabulous!
Having trouble identifying object impaling blonde girl’s head tho. Is it a dust buster with wonky cord or half a shark’s head with twisted fish hook?
It is late here, can’t see straight.
September 4, 2010 at 6:19 am
OMG I love it long time!
September 4, 2010 at 6:39 am
wow, these are wonderful! i can’t wait to sit down and look at her entire site….starry, nice find! lmfao
September 4, 2010 at 10:11 am
OK, now I see, it is an iron. Good one.
September 5, 2010 at 11:11 am
So i emailed her, as i was interested in buying…here’s her response
Hi Jonny,
I am glad that you like my work! The works are artworks and I make every piece only one time, so the prices are from 1000 € to 30000 €.
Also have a look at the sizes of the works on my homepage http://www.patriciawaller.com.
If you are still interested please contact my gallery for further informations:
Galerie Deschler
Auguststraße 61
D-10117 Berlin
Tel +49 (0) 30 283 32 88
info@deschler-berlin…
September 5, 2010 at 11:13 am
Just to be clear with todays exchange rate, that mean her pieces range from 1,300-40,000 USD
September 5, 2010 at 8:06 pm
I saw an exhibition of her work in Berlin a couple of years ago- it was amazing- the pieces are pretty huge and being shown in contemporary art galleries.
September 5, 2010 at 8:09 pm
I somehow missed these…until now
September 6, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Absolutely fantastical.
September 7, 2010 at 3:36 am
God how I love sick fucks!
Who killed Bambi is TOTALLY brilliant.
September 7, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I have been away for a bit, but I am so glad HK was busy finding me a new handmade hero in that time. LOVE this!
September 8, 2010 at 5:52 am
Too bad Shark Week is over already!
http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/haifischblau.jpg
March 19, 2011 at 8:39 am
great! amazing!!! these absolutely made me smile on a morning when i sooo could use it!
September 12, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I like the tiger and maybe also the unicorn, but I don’t really know about the boxes with people heads on top. I think they are a bit too much for me.
October 10, 2011 at 9:08 pm
I love these! I reckon my kids should have one of each of these…their soft toy collections are way too pedestrian
October 13, 2011 at 6:41 am
Haha very twisted, but I love Patricia’s work. My favourite is the 3 heads
December 19, 2011 at 4:46 pm
My favorite is definitely the unicorn. I wish I could do that to my girlfriends teddy.
January 1, 2012 at 7:44 am
haha, I love these. I think the tiger with severed limb is my favourite! There’s something dark, yet cheerful about it.
January 17, 2012 at 8:22 am
My favourite is the unicorn – it’s funny but very sick hahaha