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Call for Fuckery

I have something planned.

I can’t tell you much about it, but it may involve this post.

And this picture.

And also perhaps this picture.

But that’s all I’m saying.

So here’s the deal.

If you’re going to be in Los Angeles on Sunday October 17th, and you have about an hour to kill, let me know. There will be a brief exercise in insanity which will benefit charity, and will immortalize you in the pages of Regretsy.

I don’t know how many people I’m going to need yet, but I’ll start putting a list together and coordinate everything over the next few weeks.

And that’s all I’m saying.

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47 comments on Call for Fuckery

  1. methuselah
    September 3, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Wish I was gonna be there.

    Don’t get arrested.

    Luv, meth

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  2. mtopia
    September 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Is this post going to self destruct?

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  3. Stretch65
    September 3, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Live whimsicle fuckery in LA. COUNT ME IN!

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  4. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    September 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Drat! I shan’t be there!

    In spirit again… I’ll be there in spirit. Yes.

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  5. mags
    September 3, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    It’s rare I wish I was back living in Burbank again, and it’s almost always Regretsy related. Damn!

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  6. Woody
    September 3, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    You know where I live

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  7. Woody
    September 3, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Is this clothing optional?

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  8. Orlana
    September 3, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    I can’t be there, but I have several friends in LA who I might can talk into helping out for charity’s sake.

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  9. DamnitsGlam
    September 3, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Have fun and beware of the damn killer clown.

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  10. The Blue Kraken
    September 3, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    hm. can i just mail you some fuckery instead? since im on the opposite coast and all.

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  11. leftfoot
    September 3, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    ah curse my living on the east coast where taxes are low.

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  12. The Blue Kraken
    September 3, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    and that Other post.. tall guy, white mask. first thought comes to mind.. Freddy Kruger .. i think it’s the eyes maybe.. i dunno

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  13. HomeAlone
    September 3, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    It involves clown vaginas, doesn’t it? I knew it.

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  14. knittin-kitten
    September 3, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    Damn unemployment. If I had a job I’d call in sick and fly down there. Send pictures!

    Good luck with the brief exercise in insanity!

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  15. Lara
    September 3, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Helen Killer, you know that you have reached the pinnacle of your power when you can show horrifyingly frightening pictures, and then summon minions to show up to do something unspecified with them at a wave of your hand (well, the typing of a few fingers.)

    Promise you’ll only use those powers for good…

    (Just kidding, of course. Evil all the way!)

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  16. creepydolls
    September 3, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    if i have a place to live by then you can count on me. just email me :)

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  17. sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. (Patent Pending)
    September 3, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Will we be arrested? Can I wear my glasses? I’m blind without them. Maybe that would be better though. I’m around and you know how to find me.

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  18. barefootandpreggers
    September 3, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    If this is going to be an act of uncivil disobedience, count me in.

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  19. Skullymart
    September 3, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    I’ll be there if someone brings a pie.

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  20. meanbeads
    September 3, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Please tell me this is going to be some sort of freak flash mob event…

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  21. sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. (Patent Pending)
    September 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    I’ll bring you a pie skully!

    hamoza, don’t go tearing anything so you can’t make it!

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  22. barefootandpreggers
    September 3, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    Suda, I’ll vigorously exercise my insanity but be careful to rest my bod in the meantime .
    I don’t want to miss this happening or a chance to meet you finally!
    BTW, I love to cook and would be happy to make a pie.

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  23. sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. (Patent Pending)
    September 3, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    It’s a date hamfoot!

    And I found the prefect pie for the event!

    http://www.crumpart.net/patterns/slapstickpiepattern.htm

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  24. busybody
    September 3, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    hmmm, I suddenly feel like I need to be in LA on Oct. 17th :)

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  25. mnala
    September 3, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    I can hear the lambs screaming……

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  26. Overt Agent
    September 3, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Sudabaki brings up an excellent point – when you wear a terrifying knit balaclava, do you wear your glasses over it or under it?

    Other questions include, what’s the best place to rob when you’re dressed like this?

    And why do I have to be in Alaska when there’s Regretsy stuff going down in California?

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  27. obsidian78
    September 3, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  28. artimus
    September 4, 2010 at 12:28 am

    Okay, this is my guess. The event is going to be HK’s actual wedding. She’s going to be wearing the white mask and her groom will be wearing the grey one. Can I be a bridesmaid?

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  29. Gosh
    September 4, 2010 at 6:11 am

    DAMMIT NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN IRELAND!

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  30. razberries
    September 4, 2010 at 6:26 am

    Again, this is the 3rd time in my life I regret not growing up on the West coast…I am sure there will be many more events in the future, b/c Regretsy just keeps growing :-) And when that happens, remember your friends on the other side of the country, wouldja? Have fun Suda, Skully, Creepy, and Stretch! *Hey, those would all make great names for those knitted masks…ha!

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  31. suebe
    September 4, 2010 at 7:41 am

    This is the first time I wished I didn’t live in NY. I would so much want to be a part of it. Maybe I’ll try to crochet one of these masks.

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  32. suebe
    September 4, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Heh. Just found a great crochet pattern. *looks for crazy colored yarn*

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  33. suebe
    September 4, 2010 at 9:55 am

    Oh wow, here’s a cool knit pattern for another balaclava.
    http://thingsandideas.wordpress.com/2008/07/05/monster-monster/

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  34. Menopausalmaniac
    September 4, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    Loved that slapstick pie! Would look great with my penis pillows. Would love to make the event, never been to LA, but it is about 7000 miles from here and if I start hitchhiking now, I don’t think I would be there in time!

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  35. aroseisarose
    September 4, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    I have some vacation time coming, but I don’t think I can afford the plane ticket.

    Hugh E., this is in your neck of the woods; WHY don’t you follow the site?!?

    I am verklempt.

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  36. aroseisarose
    September 4, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    OK, I can’t LIVE without my glasses.

    *Justified exemption

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  37. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    September 4, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Yup yup and yup.

    Skully, I can’t make pie but I can bring poo!

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  38. ScottP
    September 5, 2010 at 3:58 am

    Will we be expected to do the dance from “Thriller” or any other Michael Jackson video?

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  39. Naveedess
    September 5, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I WISH I DIDN’T LIVE IN MINNESOTA! GAH!

    Take a ton of pictures, please? This is going to be epic, I can feel it in my bones!

    And sweet lord let it involve clown vaginas as suggested above!

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  40. Doe
    September 5, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    I can’t be there, but I would be happy to send cash for the bail money fund.

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  41. TopFrog
    September 6, 2010 at 11:18 am

    If you need to knit a mask to take part, you can find the pattern here.

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  42. laughinglurker
    September 7, 2010 at 3:29 am

    Oh HK you tantalizing creature!

    I’m so jealous that I won’t be there.

    I second #40 Doe’s comment…I can help contribute towards the bail money fund, just let me know the details.

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  43. invaderhorizongreen
    September 7, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    why why can’t you people ever be on the east coast

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  44. StinkBait
    September 7, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    If Slipknot knew how to knit. Their masks would look like this.

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  45. misselaine
    September 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Did you notice the guy in orange is Keith Haring’s “crying baby”? That would make anyone who fooled with him a pedophile, right?

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  46. hrhrobin
    September 8, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    My boyfriend and I (perhaps three addition friends) are available and READY!

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  47. deenadj
    September 12, 2010 at 11:56 am

    I can’t be there, thanks to the little “misunderstanding” between LAPD and I about 6mos back, but I can do my part to help those who can. I will make up a training plan so attendees can brush up on your distance running ahead of time. Trust me – cops will chase you a LOOONG way if they want to lock you up, so you need to be prepared. Wear loose pants and running shoes. Don’t ask me how I know this, unless you want to become an accessory after the fact.

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