Somebody has to be able to do this in their artistic ability. Somewhere there’s a crafter with puff paints and a dixie cup just waiting for the chance to make this happen.
Ok, it was Suda’s initial idea, but she didn’t execute it, nor Skully.
And it wasn’t me, either…this makes the request that much funnier.
It is more fun to try to guess who sent it in. Regardless, this just made me smile
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
September 2, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Requestor, I hope you appreciate the hand-drawn flowers, which I carefully painted like shit, because I’m not perfect, and you sure as hell aren’t perfect, you devious junkie:
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
September 2, 2010 at 3:05 pm
…one of my cop friends uses the specimen cups from the station to hold the BC bud he absconds with from the Evidence Room. There’s really no way to ever get a clean sample in those cups ever again.
Yes, Patti, prescription drugs DO show up in drug tests. Of course, they don’t know if they’re legal or not. Which is why offering my pee to someone for them to fake a drug test would be such schadenfreude. Yours, too, I suspect.
September 2, 2010 at 9:34 am
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September 2, 2010 at 9:34 am
Okay, which one of you took the idea from the commenter in the fake diploma thread?
September 2, 2010 at 9:36 am
See, now I’m just tempted to start a drug habit and grab a specimen cup from Family Dollar before I bid just to spite this person.
September 2, 2010 at 9:37 am
hilarious!
September 2, 2010 at 9:39 am
Surely this violates Etsy’s terms of service and/or some sort of fraud law?
September 2, 2010 at 9:45 am
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September 2, 2010 at 9:45 am
how does one deem the excellent quality/quantity of a urine sample?
do you swirl it around in a brandy snifter and let the piss “breathe”?
ahhhh. last wednesday morning….that’s a fine vintage.
September 2, 2010 at 9:46 am
Yeeeeah, I think Regretsy just got trolled BY Regretsy.
Clearly one of you did this, that’s why I posted it. I actually read Regretsy from time to time. – HK
September 2, 2010 at 9:46 am
Ah, a Lincoln Park Regretsian.
September 2, 2010 at 9:47 am
Hey, that’s not handmade.
September 2, 2010 at 9:48 am
I think bedazzling brings more fun to the party.
September 2, 2010 at 9:48 am
I really hope the new job is to be a drug tester.
September 2, 2010 at 9:49 am
@O_rly: It’s kidney-made!
September 2, 2010 at 9:50 am
With or without crucifix?
September 2, 2010 at 9:54 am
It’s life imitates art imitates life..or something like that. This rocks my Regretsy sock off!
September 2, 2010 at 9:59 am
I think I’ll put in an alchemy request for someone to take my SATs for me. (They’ll need to travel back in time to do it)
September 2, 2010 at 10:00 am
What a piss-poor excuse for a request.
(And illegal, by the way.)
September 2, 2010 at 10:06 am
wow! postmodern!
if there’s a request for hand stenciled maxi pads or embroidered condoms tomorrow, someone is definitely playing with us
…and i like them!
September 2, 2010 at 10:07 am
I really hope a man posted this request. “Well, sir, your pee is drug free, but surprise! You’re pregnant!”
September 2, 2010 at 10:07 am
@O_rly-it kind of is. I mean technically, it’s as homemade as it gets.
September 2, 2010 at 10:07 am
Well I DO piss excellence.
September 2, 2010 at 10:08 am
What? No bids?
September 2, 2010 at 10:09 am
Maybe I’ll bid on it and send him some of my cat’s pee. Now how do I get her to pee in the cup?
September 2, 2010 at 10:12 am
Somebody has to be able to do this in their artistic ability. Somewhere there’s a crafter with puff paints and a dixie cup just waiting for the chance to make this happen.
And don’t forget the glitter!
September 2, 2010 at 10:16 am
#17 WhyLikeThis : I just assumed it was one of us, playing with ourselves. So to speak.
September 2, 2010 at 10:17 am
I’ll just send mine.
How can test for quality?!
September 2, 2010 at 10:23 am
Unless you have a lab you can’t. Ah the whimsy of the Alchemy request!
September 2, 2010 at 10:29 am
I laughed so fucking hard at this request that I could wring out my shorts into a hand painted cup and send him my sample.
September 2, 2010 at 10:38 am
Man, I wish I didn’t smoke so much weed because I’m GREAT at hand-painting specimen cups! Alas! Any Straight Edgers want to go into business with me?
September 2, 2010 at 10:40 am
Jack Frieze: oh cool! an Agatha Christie style Fuckery whodunit!
i hope whoever it is is really getting off on it, so to speak
this site has EVERYTHING!
September 2, 2010 at 10:42 am
Both are from Chicago? Maybe our good Doctor from yesterday also needs some pre-job tests.
The hand painted cup is a nice touch. I’d send him my clean pee in a tequila bottle with a bikini on it.
September 2, 2010 at 10:45 am
@Luna 0124-
Cat pee could be iffy. My cats Laverne and Shirley would blow hot with all the catnip our slip them.
September 2, 2010 at 10:55 am
#30 “i hope whoever it is is really getting off on it”
That requires a different hand painted specimen cup.
September 2, 2010 at 11:05 am
The request for a hand-painted cup legitimizes it.
September 2, 2010 at 11:06 am
*glances around*
Do prescription pain meds show up in a standard drug test?
*twitch*
Just asking… you know, for general purposes… no reason. Strictly hypothetical.
*glances around*
September 2, 2010 at 11:16 am
Im SO tempted to send mine in… I dont care if prescription meds shown up
September 2, 2010 at 11:18 am
Ok, it was Suda’s initial idea, but she didn’t execute it, nor Skully.
And it wasn’t me, either…this makes the request that much funnier.
It is more fun to try to guess who sent it in. Regardless, this just made me smile
September 2, 2010 at 11:21 am
Sudabaki:
well…touche!
September 2, 2010 at 11:29 am
Someone’s clearly taking the piss with that request!
(Pun totally intended, I just couldn’t help myself…quickly, someone pass me a hand-painted cup.)
September 2, 2010 at 11:36 am
hey they never said it had to come from a human
September 2, 2010 at 11:39 am
wow, blago got that job at DonutKing.
September 2, 2010 at 11:52 am
oh heck i will just send them distilled water with lots of yellow food coloring in it
September 2, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I vote Bernard,or Hugh.
Though I DO live close to Chicago…
September 2, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Requestor, I hope you appreciate the hand-drawn flowers, which I carefully painted like shit, because I’m not perfect, and you sure as hell aren’t perfect, you devious junkie:
September 2, 2010 at 12:41 pm
I suggested a sexy bikini on a specimin cup to Suda in an earlier post but it wasn’t the stretchmeister
September 2, 2010 at 12:43 pm
#42 SHHHH you are giving away your fake baby bottle formula FOR FREE
September 2, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Oh man Regretsy! I love the materials list “urine, cup” also “hugs not drugs” in the tags! Hahaha! Who did this?
Is there a prize ribbon for Regresty Follow-Through of the Day?
September 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Hey, Chicago, urine luck–I’ve got just what you’re looking for.
September 2, 2010 at 3:05 pm
…one of my cop friends uses the specimen cups from the station to hold the BC bud he absconds with from the Evidence Room. There’s really no way to ever get a clean sample in those cups ever again.
September 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Yes, Patti, prescription drugs DO show up in drug tests. Of course, they don’t know if they’re legal or not. Which is why offering my pee to someone for them to fake a drug test would be such schadenfreude. Yours, too, I suspect.
September 2, 2010 at 7:31 pm
This is my hand ainted secimen cu. Notice there’s no “p” in it. Let’s keep it that way.
September 3, 2010 at 12:45 pm
You know they sell clean pee right?
There’s no need to try and lowball some starving artist for it you cheap ass!
September 6, 2010 at 5:46 pm
With regards,
Onterrio Smith
September 7, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Looks like a dickturd.