Eat, Pray, Glove
If I wanted a hand on my head, I’d still be with my ex-boyfriend.
UPDATE 1: The seller would like you to know that you aren’t fit to buy her crappy hats. Sucks to be you!
UPDATE 2: Fortunately, she neglected to say you couldn’t have this hat if you write Regretsy. Thank God for loopholes, amirite? So many thanks to the loyal fan who sent this to my post office box.
IT’S STUPIDER IN PERSON
September 2, 2010 at 4:33 pm
That hand isn’t caressing your cheek, it’s reaching for your neck.
September 2, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Dude, she TOTALLY would have sold that already if she has said it’s like Edward’s hand is caressing your cheek and tagged it “twilight”.
September 2, 2010 at 4:36 pm
And while we’re swapping accessories, the bronze underwear snail would be just as stunning on there
September 2, 2010 at 4:37 pm
#2 mazumi You should be a marketing expert!
September 2, 2010 at 4:37 pm
#2 mazumi :
Throw some glitter on it, label it Cullen and charge twice as much. SOLD
September 2, 2010 at 4:38 pm
…caressing your check on its way down to your neck to throttle you to death for making/buying* that atrocity.
*apply as proper context indicates.
September 2, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Looks like satan gets around,this is ugly as hell.
September 2, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Hey, can you give me a hand here?
September 2, 2010 at 4:42 pm
It makes a statement all right…”Ahhhhhhhhhh it’s got me, it’s got me”, more of an exclamation really
September 2, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Darn it all! It’s gone. Satan never gets me anything nice.
September 2, 2010 at 4:43 pm
They took the listing down, I guess they couldn’t HANDle being on regretsy.
September 2, 2010 at 4:44 pm
You ever feel a tap on your shoulder, turn around and no one’s there?
September 2, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Looks like the Hand from the Addams family has a new career in millinery.
September 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I hope she took the listing down to alter it to be a belt!!
September 2, 2010 at 4:51 pm
If the glove don’t fit… you must acquit!
…or stuff it with fiberfill, glue it to a yarmulke and tuck it on your noggin…
…it’s your call
September 2, 2010 at 4:54 pm
you gotta …(can’t hold out much longer)hand it to them, it is sorta..(self control slipping! Must resist!) Hand-some. especially in the…(c’mon man, no your’e stronger than this) thumbnails. there’s something about it i can’t quite put my…(no! fight it fight it!) finger on it. pardon me but my thoughts are a little…disjointed.
….damn i knuckled under ! well the dark side wins again i wish i had a little more…wristraint.
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September 2, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Forehead != cheek.
Glove != hat.
September 2, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Sounds reminiscent of my masturbatory methods in highschool.
Except…not the hat part. That’s weird.
September 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Idk, for winter, I really prefer a hat with a pair of fiberfill-stuffed snowpants on it. But that’s just me.
September 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I got thumbed down for my previous comment? Is someone uptight about masturbation? But no worries, it’s not masturbation if it’s the disembodied belt hand doing it.
September 2, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Awesome!
For a freaky Halloween costume, that is.
September 2, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I got thumbs-down! Woo-hoo! I’ve arrived! I am somebody!
Seriously, it’s NOT caressing her cheek. It’s pointing at where she prematurely runs out of eyebrow.
September 2, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Fine, I’ll ask her to add a battery before making the glove.
September 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm
sudabaki: clearly not everyone is comfortable with the idea of a …(oh no, not again!)…hand job
September 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Shit, I meant before making the belt. I got so excited at the idea I couldn’t think straight.
September 2, 2010 at 5:14 pm
The hat would be perfect if it came down low enough to give its wearer the obligatory face-palm.
September 2, 2010 at 5:17 pm
I hate that overused term ‘statement’- hat, necklace, whatever. WTF is the statement exactly? That it’s big, or overloaded or as subtle as a brick?
Now if she’d called it hand jive….
September 2, 2010 at 5:19 pm
The glove looks more like a reminder of what could happen if dinner isn’t on the table when the Mister gets home.
At least, that’s what I gathered from the model’s expression.
September 2, 2010 at 5:23 pm
This would only be horrendously funny and not creepy as well if the hand didn’t look like it was cut off a bloated, decomposing body found on the shore of a lake.
September 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I feel like there’s a OJ Simpson joke in there somewhere…
September 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Oh, hello OJ!
September 2, 2010 at 5:26 pm
I would buy it and alter it so only one finger was showing. That way if I needed to give someone the finger I could just ever so subtly turn my head.
September 2, 2010 at 5:26 pm
http://tiny.cc/ru1w1
September 2, 2010 at 5:27 pm
It should be holding car keys or glasses or another item that gets misplaced frequently.
September 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm
That doesn’t look like a caress. It looks like the stiff, cold hand of Death reaching out to take your soul out through you eye sockets!
*insert dramatic music*
September 2, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Why isn’t this tagged Steampunk? It clearly is.
September 2, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Looks like SOMEbody bit the hand(off) that fed them.
September 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Reminds me of the boot-hats that Katherine Helmond wore in “Brazil”.
September 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Kevin Bacon from “Hollow Man”, anyone?
September 2, 2010 at 6:32 pm
If you buy two, she’ll hand-work the yarmulkas into a nifty bra for free.
September 2, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I’ll bet that glove was a hand-me-down.
September 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Hmm… I thought Lady Gaga was blonde…
September 2, 2010 at 6:55 pm
You know, I could so see this as a goth fascinator if it had a sparkly rhinestone ring, some black tulle and black feathers. This simply shows lack of imagination.
Boooo-ring!
September 2, 2010 at 7:03 pm
all this talk about glittery gloves requires a michael jackson photoshop. takers?
sorry, it’s way too hot and sticky on the east coast this evening…
September 2, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Looks like a promo for Spinal Tap’s Smell The Glove album.
September 2, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Am I the only person that read the title for the item as ending with “Hat-Fail Collection 2010″?
September 2, 2010 at 7:45 pm
it’s a hat-tastrophe!
(damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!)
September 2, 2010 at 8:01 pm
poor thing why did they have to do this to him, now the addams family will never be the same
September 2, 2010 at 8:04 pm
She looks thrilled. I wonder if the feeling comes with it or if it’s extra. “Joy Not Included.”
September 2, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Suda, if it would give me a scalp massage, I’d take a battery-powered hand hat, too:
September 2, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Maybe inspired by Delia Deetz from Beetlejuice?
September 2, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Great, they turned Michael Cain’s murderous delusion into a fascinator. The Hand!! choke gasp….it’s got me..no… Noooooooooooooooo!!!
September 2, 2010 at 11:12 pm
She’s having fun with us …. it’s not on her Etsy site. And the rest of her stuff is kinda cute … with quite a few sales too …
September 3, 2010 at 12:20 am
It warms my heart to see how much joy that glove obviously brings to her otherwise dreary life.
September 3, 2010 at 12:51 am
/facepalm
September 3, 2010 at 1:00 am
Dude, I gotta hand it to you…..
That is freakin’ stupid.
September 3, 2010 at 2:16 am
it’s scaring me
September 3, 2010 at 5:02 am
well…I suppose it ” gives you a hand” controlling cowlicks?
September 3, 2010 at 6:32 am
She has some lovely fascinators, but this… Perhaps she should stick to small feather pads, because her attempts at innovation are terrifying.
September 3, 2010 at 7:07 am
If you parted your hair correctly, it could distract others from noting when you need your roots touched up. Never mind, I’ll just take looking like a reverse skunk.
September 3, 2010 at 7:54 am
The Hamburger Helper hand’s day job…
(cue the sound of one glove clapping)
September 3, 2010 at 8:09 am
I like that bra idea someone had. A pair of these would be great for an adult goth Halloween costume or something. Maybe you could even work a third into panties!
September 3, 2010 at 8:30 am
at least it’s handmade.
September 3, 2010 at 8:51 am
@Skully, my thoughts exactly.
September 3, 2010 at 9:13 am
Thanks, ISUS! This totally looks like a prop from that film.
For Flare, Tamra and Betty Machete:
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/ifthehatdontfityoumustaquit.jpg
September 3, 2010 at 10:39 am
Gee Skully,
on OJ it looks like one of those Brain Slugs from Futurama
September 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
Skully-mart?!
September 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
are you open 24 hours?
September 3, 2010 at 11:01 am
Glad Thing’s getting work after all these years.
September 3, 2010 at 11:18 am
Stretch: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Dice!
September 3, 2010 at 11:35 am
Is the hand sliding down to slap the face of the lady who made it?
September 3, 2010 at 12:33 pm
“The revenge of Rosy Palm and her five sisters”? Keep abusing your hand and one day it will slip on a black leather glove and throttle your craftless ass to death.
One hopes.
September 3, 2010 at 1:44 pm
lol… thanks Skully!!!
September 3, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Glad to see the hand from Addams Family has found a girlfriend at last.
September 3, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Oh look! it’s OJ’s missing glove!!
September 4, 2010 at 6:15 am
# 46: You are not alone – I read it as “Hat-Fail”, too! I wonder why…
But labelling it “Hat-Fall Collection” makes sense. In summer you can wear a flip-flop tied to your head, in fall a glove.
September 4, 2010 at 11:41 pm
I think we have the same ex-boyfriend.
September 5, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Post the follow-up for those who aren’t on FB. Effing HILARIOUS!
September 6, 2010 at 9:22 am
Buyer beware:I’m pretty sure that Ms. lumpy buffalump pulled that glove directly out of her ass.
September 6, 2010 at 11:23 am
Mommy Dearest flashback.
September 8, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Regretsy is no big deal, yet she tweets:
“It’s official. I’ve finally done it. I’m on @Regretsy. (I’m not sure whether to be ashamed or excited?!?!) http://bit.ly/aixloe” and
“Due to my new Regretsy fame, my Etsy page views went from 92 on Wed to 880 on Thursday. Interesting. Avg. time on the site was 2:46 (min).”
“The @Regretsy FB page is netting me quite a few sales tonite– and lots of new followers. You’re playing right into my HANDs, people.”
Now etsy shop…
May 25, 2011 at 5:40 pm
As soon as I saw this hat, I knew that I wanted to make one.
Why? Because the sheer ridiculousness of seeing it brightens my day. I cannot help but laugh every time I even think of this hat….