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WTF Alchemy Request

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  1. trousers rolled
    September 1, 2010 at 9:34 am

    With a specialty in Medical Ethics?

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  2. barefootandpreggers
    September 1, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Must be the same asshole who did the last installment on Joan Rivers face .

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  3. atlantisak
    September 1, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Geez…seriously?

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  4. AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
    September 1, 2010 at 9:50 am

    ….because your prospective employer will never find out that you’re not really a doctor. Especially when they register your medical license as being employed by them with the AMA.

    *raises eyebrow*

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  5. razberries
    September 1, 2010 at 9:50 am

    What is the most scary is that this thing already has 6 bids on it! Where do you even acquire a “dummy” one to copy from? Google? At work, but I would love to “doctor” up a photoshop of a Regretsy diploma. Any takers? Skully? Iscream?
    I am hoping this alchemy request is being used for a gag gift.

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  6. Skullymart
    September 1, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Holy shit, looks like Blagojevich wants to enter the medical field.

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  7. thewhiterabbitaz
    September 1, 2010 at 9:56 am

    Bet he’s going to start his own gynecology practice.

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  8. gator726
    September 1, 2010 at 9:56 am

    Maybe when he gets sued for malpractice, he can hire an “attorney” who received a law degree in similar fashion.

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  9. abimar
    September 1, 2010 at 10:01 am

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  10. MAG
    September 1, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Premed School $60,000
    Med School $150,000
    Books, Fees, Incidentals $30,000

    Screw That…for a real diploma work hard…for everything else…there is Etsy!

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  11. sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. (Patent Pending)
    September 1, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Requesting someone to “design” a fake medical degree does not make it any more artistic, or less illegal.

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  12. knittin-kitten
    September 1, 2010 at 10:13 am

    I guess he’ll be taking the hypocrite oath.

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  13. sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. (Patent Pending)
    September 1, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Come to think of it, I’m surprised no one has ever requested a clean urine sample, in a hand painted specimen cup of course.

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  14. lisa_n
    September 1, 2010 at 10:21 am

    I miss the good old days when con artists had to make their own fake documents. You kids have it so easy these days.

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  15. HelenaHandbasket
    September 1, 2010 at 10:23 am

    He shoulda just enrolled at University of Phoenix for one-price and legitimacy would have been competitive.

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  16. jesusmotherbug
    September 1, 2010 at 10:25 am

    I don’t know what everyone’s so upset about. I got my law degree on Etsy.

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  17. mtopia
    September 1, 2010 at 10:35 am

    Didn’t crazy Bellaboo alchemy one of these? She is not a good role model boys and girls!

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  18. WhyLikeThis
    September 1, 2010 at 10:36 am

    is it okay if it’s in crayon?

    add this to the ever increasing ‘Things that can’t possibly end well’ file

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  19. Buzzkill Steampink Noir
    September 1, 2010 at 10:43 am

    I wonder how many of those bids are from undercover police? (wouldn’t THAT be nice!)

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  20. Holytape
    September 1, 2010 at 10:43 am

    I’ll make one from Joan Hopkins University for ten buck, and I’ll throw in a Master’s from Havart for free, and a a B.S. from Princetown University.

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  21. Holytape
    September 1, 2010 at 10:51 am

    In the spirit of full disclosure, I do charge extra for the answers to the word searches on the back of my high quality diplomas.

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  22. invaderhorizongreen
    September 1, 2010 at 11:11 am

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  23. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 1, 2010 at 11:19 am

    The requester would like to frame it next to his Nobel Peace Prize he received in the mail from nobelpeaceprizesbymail.com.
    He would also like it done in the Papyrus font. chicks dig that.

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  24. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    September 1, 2010 at 11:20 am

    Remember the olden days when, to obtain falsified documents, one was required to keep the company of shady people, who always “had a guy” who did the work for them. Those guys were in darkened rooms with light-boxes and magnifying equipment, X-acto knives and laminating machines. We never saw a printing machine of any kind.

    And it always cost a hell of a lot more than $15.

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  25. Erin
    September 1, 2010 at 11:21 am

    his specilaty is SteamPunk’d Proctology!

    seriously …some regretsy photshop pro needs to win this bid aned take it one of two ways :

    make it the most ” high-brow” overly designed, rediculously over the top design you can muster

    or

    do it “low-brow” in crayolas with sparkly unicorn clip art raised seal.

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  26. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 1, 2010 at 11:23 am

    He’d like to frame it himself. Probably with a shiny, lacquer frame with his title:
    Dr. Seymour Weiner

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  27. barefootandpreggers
    September 1, 2010 at 11:24 am

    @Wilma, bahahaha. I’m almost embarassed to admit I just googled the Nobel by mail-with the intention to get one for a friend who does amazing volunteer work -not for myself!

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  28. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 1, 2010 at 11:27 am

    The only medical diploma I can offer for 15 bucks is Dr. Jack Kevorkian. I could probably do a Conrad Murray for 25 bucks, at the very least.

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  29. DamnitsGlam
    September 1, 2010 at 11:28 am

    Looks like someone flunked his finals.

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  30. speechchic
    September 1, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Hasn’t he heard of TRANSCRIPTS? I have never been asked to show my diploma when applying for a job. Oh wait, he probably got those printed through VistaPrint.

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  31. LauraTheRed
    September 1, 2010 at 11:31 am

    For an extra $10, I’ll toss in the fake passport you’re going to need to flee the country when all the malpractice attorneys in Chicago want a word with you.

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  32. emlemony
    September 1, 2010 at 11:32 am

    My degree cost me $40,000 and four long years. If only Etsy had been around back then, I could have got it for 15 bucks and 2 minutes on the internet!!! Kids these days have it so easy.

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  33. captaincavegirl
    September 1, 2010 at 11:37 am

    And I’ve just been using my “Licensed Breast Examiner” wallet card all these years! I didn’t realize I could up my game…

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  34. Stretch65
    September 1, 2010 at 11:38 am

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  35. AgoutiAvenger
    September 1, 2010 at 11:41 am

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  36. aen13
    September 1, 2010 at 11:52 am

    yah a job will request transcripts, a medical license and such, but that bimbo at the bar won’t even be able to tell if everything is spelled right… and that’s all he really wants it for.

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  37. IscreamUscream
    September 1, 2010 at 11:58 am

    Do they realize that genuine diplomas are engravings on real vellum?

    I do hope someone makes it–somewhere, people will be laughing–at them. :lol:

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  38. kevykev
    September 1, 2010 at 12:07 pm

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  39. Stretch65
    September 1, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Dearest requestor,
    for diploma I make in my best artistic ability for you use multipurpose
    —-C Chan printing

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  40. Stretch65
    September 1, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Suda – specimin cup with painted sexy bikini natch

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  41. amazon
    September 1, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    I really really really hope this is for a prop of some sort. If not, remind me not to visit any doctors in Chicago.

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  42. speechchic
    September 1, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Did anyone else notice this post HAS BIDS on it?? I need more coffee. I am so slow today.

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  43. Mrs.Vagoo
    September 1, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Maybe he’s trying to pull a Mark Hacking and not have his parents/wife know he’s been taking their money “for tuition” and hanging out at the Starbucks every day for the past 8 years.

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  44. tejasmom
    September 1, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    I actually had to photocopy my husband’s diploma for a managed health care credentialing, which I thought was stupid, because they had his license, etc. etc. It was hard to get a clean copy because it was framed with glass! Obviously this was way before Etsy.

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  45. Accounty Jones
    September 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    Is this from epic flouncer/rageaholic Bella Boo?

    http://www.regretsy.com/2010/03/06/a-store-announcment-from-bellas-beauty-and-more/

    She placed a similar Alchemy request months ago, with more specifics:

    http://www.donanza.com/jobs/p1356416-produce_an_handmade_item_doctoral_degree_diploma

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  46. invaderhorizongreen
    September 1, 2010 at 1:30 pm

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  47. Mistletoe
    September 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Papyrus nothing… fifteen bucks will only get ya Comic Sans.

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  48. Skullymart
    September 1, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    @#47 Mistletoe: Comic Sans Transcripts

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  49. Fartinamitten
    September 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    “Shh, Mom thinks I’ve been in med school.”

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  50. Kecky
    September 1, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    THANK you, #45, I knew I had seen something of this sort before!

    I wonder what our buddy Bella is up to these days??

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  51. EmpressBarb
    September 1, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    I had to get MY medical degree parchment the old fashioned way, from some company advertising in the back of Harper’s. You lazy bastard.

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  52. MyEyesMyEyes
    September 1, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    I think I saw this “doctor” at the free clinic last week.

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  53. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    September 1, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    Razz, por vous:

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  54. polkadotbananas
    September 1, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    Too bad there was no etsy back when I was in high school. I could have gotten a fake i.d. super easy!

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  55. snowy
    September 1, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    @Debbie Downer: You just made my day. :3

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  56. whimsicalisthenics
    September 2, 2010 at 7:02 am

    You know, at RISD if you make yourself a diploma and they can’t tell the difference from the real thing, they slap you on the ass and send you out into the world with your new MFA.

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  57. abimar
    September 2, 2010 at 8:10 am

    geez, I didn’t mean that I APPROVE of roofies. Just seemed to me that some shitbag wanting a fake degree was trying to get laid under false pretenses and would therefor be the kind to do such a thing.

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  58. Kergillian
    September 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    So that’s how Kent Hovind got his degree…

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  59. maitreg
    September 4, 2010 at 3:24 am

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