Please , get this sorry ass chick some mans interference, any mans interference.
Crap, a retarded slug could intervene….even a doc with fake cred.s ….
Better still, I think she could use a reborn doll to occupy those hands.
Is that glitter paint I spy? Really? They still make that shit? Someone still buys that shit? Someone buys that shit and then tries to make an environmental statement with it? I don’t fucking believe it.
Next thing, you’ll be telling me it glows in the dark.
Is it just me or did the first part of the description sound like open mic night at the coffee house and then BAM! switch right into happy 1st grader bring home their project?
Since the seller’s doing the whole symbolism thing here, may I say I find it symbolically disturbing that she portrays nature as a woman who:
- Doesn’t enjoy sex,
- Possibly thanks to the genital mutilation the seller saw fit to inflict,
- Should remain chaste like a good little Nature, and
- Must be left forever virgin and shunned after her rape.
Nature: Please don’t touch me.
Me: Why?
Nature: Because my vejay sealed shut, the bumps I have look like the chicken pox and I am glowing in the dark.
Me: Thanks for the heads up, Nature. I was just going to hug you but I don’t think it’s a good idea-just in case it’s contageous.
Nature: I feel like shit.
Me: Nature, you’ve been through worse. Don’t forget how shitty you felt during Katrina, the earthquakes, and plagues.
Nature: True, but I think it feels worse to be…
“Jade*a*Bug Productions was founded by Ladybug Love in 2008. Ladybug is a true to form artist who has dabbled in a little of art since she could talk. Her mother, (Jolyne Anne) also an artist, started her out early with the art lessons; teaching perspective and proportions along with shading and texturing techniques. As an adolescent, Jessica (child Ladybug)…”
Do you hear her people?! You must chose to leave Nature virgin!
Nature, it’s okay. I’m going to tell you a phrase that will help. Whenever someone tries to touch you, just use your rape whistle and then yell “BAD TOUCH!”
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
September 1, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Skully, you RULE! “Don’t make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry… and besides that, she glues her cooter shut with glow-in-the-dark glitter paint.”
I’d be wary seller The Environment may not take kindly to you painting hokey statements on the wood it creates. Remember the scene in “The Happening” with Mark Walberg.
Question:
Does it make a difference if a vagina is sealed with a kiss?!
Buzzkill Steampink Noir
September 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Mother Nature is the sluttiest slut, ever! There are THREE BILLION bacteria living in your personal digestive tract! How’s that for fecund? (and that’s just your gut – think about all the “breeding” going on everywhere on this planet) the Earth is just one big honking orgy! Get over it.
Since it looks nothing like a vagina/nature/rape scene, whoever buys this is going to have to explain it to everyone who stands there looking at it like “huh?”
“Oh that? I got it on Etsy…it represents the violation of Nature’s vagina…wait! Where are you going?”
I was rolling my eyes through the whole convoluted description, but “Glows in the dark!” made me laugh. “Blah-blah-doom-destruction. Blah-blah-inhumanity-death. GLOWS IN THE DARK!” (Might be *the* perfect plaque for the former site of a nuclear facility.)
ok..um….so much is wrong with this thing it’s hard to decide where to begin.
How about the greek dots on the lips but long and curlies on the hood? Who is Mother Nature shaving her sealed cooch for?
Ugh. I completely agree with #50 Snargasm.
I’m disturbed by the idea that not being a virgin is a bad thing. I’m disturbed that Nature is punished for being raped. I’m disturbed in general that a depiction of genital mutilation is supposed to do anyone any good.
Ohhhhhh my vag-jay-jay is supposed to be painted with glow in the dark, sparkly puff paints and glued shut…. just like nature…. why thanks for all my future failed dates!
thoughts:
1. nature needs “The Art of Pubic Hair” DVD
2. Ladybug needs to understand that metaphors are not to be taken literally.
…I’ve never raped a tree. Not that I remember. I mean there were some bad nights on the beach, but I don’t think that peeing in the ocean = nature rape.
September 1, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Here’s hoping her vagina is sealed too!
September 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm
So nature is a prude, glowing wooden hooha. Got it.
September 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm
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September 1, 2010 at 1:36 pm
really then you better not help any animal etc… because you will be interfering with natures way. sorry but nature is not nice
September 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm
“Don’t touch me”? No problem.
September 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm
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September 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Because whenever I’ve wanted man not to touch me, I make my nether regions light up in the dark. Nature’s not so different.
September 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm
wait this is scrap wood! you’re not letting it decay oops already interfered
September 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I would really love to see what it looks like glowing in the dark.
September 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Listen, I knew nature *before* she was a virgin if you know what I mean. (cough) big ol’ whore (cough)
September 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
No worries there, she’s got those pew-stinky marks wafting up from it.
September 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
That is a disturbingly large looking vagina.
September 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Looks like Nature’s got a case of the herp.
September 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Should we mention how long that paint is going to be around “polluting?” Or, should we recognize a lost cause and move on to snarkier pastures?
September 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
What it really needs is some macaroni art.
September 1, 2010 at 1:45 pm
@ #15 – AND sparkles!
September 1, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Is that glitter paint I spy? Really? They still make that shit? Someone still buys that shit? Someone buys that shit and then tries to make an environmental statement with it? I don’t fucking believe it.
Next thing, you’ll be telling me it glows in the dark.
September 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm
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What the hell?
September 1, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Five things I did not know until I saw this photograph:
1. Nature has a vagina.
2. Nature’s vagina looks like a spotted amoeba with B.O.
3. You can seal a vagina with puffy paint.
4. People still use puffy paint.
Thank you, Etsy, for consistently giving heat to my “Hippies Are a Social Disease” campaign.
September 1, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Four things, I should say. I was blinded by a dark film of hate.
September 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm
OK here’s one possible way to respect nature’s diving processes: PUT AWAY THE FUCKING PUFF PAINT.
September 1, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Divine*. Ack. Too much puff paint fumes.
September 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm
If you must remove your pubic hair, this is why you wax, people. Look at that stubble.
September 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Also: twenty-five fucking dollars for that?! Methinks there’s more than one rape being committed here.
September 1, 2010 at 1:56 pm
What a coincidence! My vagina glows in the dark, too!
September 1, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Glow in the dark. Symptom of nuclear fallout? Poor ruined Earth Vagina. ;_;
XD
September 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I thought it was ok as long as you bought Nature dinner first.
September 1, 2010 at 2:01 pm
oh! nature is vajazzled!
but she can’t reproduce. didn’t know that. so educational here.
September 1, 2010 at 2:01 pm
People are part of nature.
Nature does shit to people all the time.
If you ask me, NATURE HAD IT COMING.
Let the thumbing down commence!
September 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I’m buying this sign to hang around my neck so I don’t have to verbally tell my husband that I am not in the mood.
September 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I do my utmost to tread lightly and leave a small footprint. For the most part I’m a gentle soul.
On the other hand , I’d like to strangle this woo woo wackado.
September 1, 2010 at 2:12 pm
well look at that! a board from their own personal soap box.
all serious manifestos glow in the dark and look like they came off a high school girl’s binder
grrrf just looking at it makes me want to eat an endangered species
September 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Nature’s upset with us? Funny I pictured Her going on a Beatrice Kiddo type rampage rather than sealing herself up.
September 1, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Just wondering: How do you get scrap wood in the first place, without interfering with nature?
September 1, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Does Nature in fact have a vagina? Also was glow in the dark puffy paint really the sure way to represent Natures vagina?
September 1, 2010 at 2:19 pm
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September 1, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Entirely leaving out the fact that it is painted on a piece of wood from a tree that is now undoubtedly dead,
Do they think that glow in the dark puffy paint magically, joyfully comes out of a fairy’s butt?!
September 1, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Just one word lady-are you listening?
PLASTICS
September 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Oh my stars and garters, her profile is written in the third person. The poor people who live next door to her.
September 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Is it just me or did the first part of the description sound like open mic night at the coffee house and then BAM! switch right into happy 1st grader bring home their project?
September 1, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Ladybug Love??
Wtf?
September 1, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Aren’t puff paints made out of some plastic type material? Isn’t plastic the antithesis of natural?
September 1, 2010 at 2:31 pm
I bet this is painted on cherrywood.
September 1, 2010 at 2:33 pm
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September 1, 2010 at 2:39 pm
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September 1, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Nature loves sex… haven’t you seen Animal Planet?
September 1, 2010 at 2:47 pm
nothing says “back to nature” like plastic glitter paint. Jeebus.
September 1, 2010 at 3:03 pm
But IT GLOWS IN THE DARK! and it seemingly was made by lady bugs in an act of love, which I thought only produced little lady bugs, or softball teams
September 1, 2010 at 3:09 pm
But what if nature wants to get it on?
Since the seller’s doing the whole symbolism thing here, may I say I find it symbolically disturbing that she portrays nature as a woman who:
- Doesn’t enjoy sex,
- Possibly thanks to the genital mutilation the seller saw fit to inflict,
- Should remain chaste like a good little Nature, and
- Must be left forever virgin and shunned after her rape.
September 1, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Someone should tell the seller that glow in the dark paint is toxic.. or maybe she’s a capitalist in hippie’s clothing and doesn’t give a shit.
September 1, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Sometimes, scrap would should stay scrapped.
This is one of those times.
September 1, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Nature: Please don’t touch me.
Me: Why?
Nature: Because my vejay sealed shut, the bumps I have look like the chicken pox and I am glowing in the dark.
Me: Thanks for the heads up, Nature. I was just going to hug you but I don’t think it’s a good idea-just in case it’s contageous.
Nature: I feel like shit.
Me: Nature, you’ve been through worse. Don’t forget how shitty you felt during Katrina, the earthquakes, and plagues.
Nature: True, but I think it feels worse to be…
September 1, 2010 at 3:25 pm
end to #53 above:
Regretsied!
September 1, 2010 at 3:28 pm
this gal is a big BUGGED out…
“Jade*a*Bug Productions was founded by Ladybug Love in 2008. Ladybug is a true to form artist who has dabbled in a little of art since she could talk. Her mother, (Jolyne Anne) also an artist, started her out early with the art lessons; teaching perspective and proportions along with shading and texturing techniques. As an adolescent, Jessica (child Ladybug)…”
enough! you are NOT a fucking ladybug.
September 1, 2010 at 3:28 pm
*big* = bit
September 1, 2010 at 3:45 pm
I’m a hardcore environmentalist but I am quite sure nature’s a whore.
September 1, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Also if we’ve already interfered how can we leave her virgin now? You can’t un-deflower!
September 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/SHE-HULK.jpg
September 1, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Ah, how I missed the rabid thumbs-downers.
September 1, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Do you hear her people?! You must chose to leave Nature virgin!
Nature, it’s okay. I’m going to tell you a phrase that will help. Whenever someone tries to touch you, just use your rape whistle and then yell “BAD TOUCH!”
Sorted.
September 1, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Skully, you RULE! “Don’t make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry… and besides that, she glues her cooter shut with glow-in-the-dark glitter paint.”
September 1, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Umm, let’s see…. vajazzling a piece of scrap wood with petroleum based paint products is probably not in Mother Nature’s best interest.
September 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I’d be wary seller The Environment may not take kindly to you painting hokey statements on the wood it creates. Remember the scene in “The Happening” with Mark Walberg.
Question:
Does it make a difference if a vagina is sealed with a kiss?!
September 1, 2010 at 4:30 pm
And where exactly did her piece of wood come from?
September 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Mother Nature is the sluttiest slut, ever! There are THREE BILLION bacteria living in your personal digestive tract! How’s that for fecund? (and that’s just your gut – think about all the “breeding” going on everywhere on this planet) the Earth is just one big honking orgy! Get over it.
September 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I’d hate to see what she would’ve come up with if Nature was a man!
September 1, 2010 at 5:14 pm
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September 1, 2010 at 5:44 pm
@#67 – It would be OK if Nature was a man. Males can whore all they want.
September 1, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Ladybugs do not have babies. They lay eggs. They do not lactate. Learn your nature.
September 1, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Since it looks nothing like a vagina/nature/rape scene, whoever buys this is going to have to explain it to everyone who stands there looking at it like “huh?”
“Oh that? I got it on Etsy…it represents the violation of Nature’s vagina…wait! Where are you going?”
September 1, 2010 at 6:50 pm
I read it as “Please don’t touch me. Ow”
September 1, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Whe your vagina glows in the dark you don’t have to ask people not to touch it, that happens naturally. Such is the wonder of nature.
September 2, 2010 at 6:42 am
I was rolling my eyes through the whole convoluted description, but “Glows in the dark!” made me laugh. “Blah-blah-doom-destruction. Blah-blah-inhumanity-death. GLOWS IN THE DARK!” (Might be *the* perfect plaque for the former site of a nuclear facility.)
September 2, 2010 at 7:08 am
From the seller’s profile:
“…she lives it more often than she sits and ponders to create it.”
Well, CLEARLY.
September 2, 2010 at 7:12 am
I think this would make a great cover for that new Toni Morrison/Rachel Carson book that’s coming out: Silent Beloved Spring.
September 2, 2010 at 7:52 am
Trying again as my inaugural comment (whee!) has disappeared.
From the seller’s profile: “Ladybug…lives it more often than she sits and ponders to create it.”
Well, CLEARLY.
September 2, 2010 at 7:53 am
Aw, crum, there it is. Please forgive the newbie.
September 2, 2010 at 9:34 am
ok..um….so much is wrong with this thing it’s hard to decide where to begin.
How about the greek dots on the lips but long and curlies on the hood? Who is Mother Nature shaving her sealed cooch for?
September 2, 2010 at 9:35 am
* green dots. damn.
September 2, 2010 at 11:09 am
Just wait till you see what happens to Father Time. 0_0
September 2, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Ugh. I completely agree with #50 Snargasm.
I’m disturbed by the idea that not being a virgin is a bad thing. I’m disturbed that Nature is punished for being raped. I’m disturbed in general that a depiction of genital mutilation is supposed to do anyone any good.
September 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Call me crazy, but don’t you think that being without ONE SALE in over ONE YEAR should point out something to this wack-a-doo?
September 2, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Ok….a couple of things. Nature’s vagina seems to have an std, it’s oozing green pus.
Had I not read the title, I would have guessed I wasn’t supposed to touch a slug. No problem…
oozy cooters and slugs are both icky!!!!!!!!
September 2, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Ironically, this chunk of wood was cut from a fence surrounding a toxic waste dump…
September 3, 2010 at 11:59 am
Ohhhhhh my vag-jay-jay is supposed to be painted with glow in the dark, sparkly puff paints and glued shut…. just like nature…. why thanks for all my future failed dates!
September 3, 2010 at 6:28 pm
thoughts:
1. nature needs “The Art of Pubic Hair” DVD
2. Ladybug needs to understand that metaphors are not to be taken literally.
…I’ve never raped a tree. Not that I remember. I mean there were some bad nights on the beach, but I don’t think that peeing in the ocean = nature rape.
November 4, 2010 at 1:32 am
If you don’t use it, it’ll heal.
December 24, 2010 at 6:17 am
so….nature vajazzles and glows in the dark so it’s easily diplayed, but her vagina is sealed. Doesn’t that make nature a cocktease?
April 22, 2011 at 9:50 pm
BUT IT GLOWS IN THE DARK!
Nothing says ‘Love nature’ more than painting chopped-down wood with a potentially toxic material!
August 4, 2011 at 10:41 am
I too have a greater hate for people. OH….and when I think eco-friendly….I think Glow In The Dark….because THOSE ARE SAFE CHEMICALS. Twat