Wait, did Britney Spears die? Is someone now going to do a Michael Jackson and Britey Spears and Patrick Swayze picture where they’re sitting in an empty coffee shop looking like they did in their heyday?
Misspelled name aside, what happened to Keira’s boobs? They either fell off or her chest is dislocated. Since the side of her face seems to be going Dali–well, no, I guess either explanation is still plausible.
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August 31, 2010 at 7:00 pm
i think using the face transplant woman is tasteless and rude. Have you any idea the trauma she has been through? Seriously Helen i thought you would be above that.
@Feel Free (31) — I thought you’d been here long enough to know everything & everyone is a target? (I didn’t interpret the middle photo’s use as being mean-spirited, just descriptive. That might be my sanity-saving feature kicking in so society doesn’t drive me off the deep end, though.)
I guess I’m especially twisted, because I thought that the drawing showed Britney Spears after a horrible accident removed part of her skull, with the dark stuff being blood.
Helen Killer, what is wrong with you. The lady in the middle had her face shot off my her crazy husband. That face is nothing to make fun of, its pure tragedy what she had to go through.
You can make fun of Joan Rivers all you like though…
#31-I’m pretty sure there is a vast difference between being used as a reference and being made fun of. The only person HK and the rest of us are making fun of is the person who can’t draw. Jeesh.
I think the woman who drew this deserves some kind of prize. This thing reasonably resembles approx. 10 different actresses .
For the price of one, who it doesn’t look like .
I’m waffling about whether the face transplant lady crosses the line. But I agree with #7 – I saw the recent interview with her and her appearance has improved significantly.
I’ve waffled for two days. I admire Killer’s good heart lurking underneath the snark. But I have to join the “Cryabeetus” …. this is beyond the pale. That unfortunate woman recently gave an interview on TV and it brought tears to my eyes when she expressed her “happiness” after so many surgeries … and even said she “forgave” her husband for this unbelievable assault.
I can only hope that Killer didn’t know the full story and merely saw the photo somewhere. And thought it would make a great “math” choice.
There IS an Asian society woman who has had multiple ‘cosmetic” nips and tucks and looks suitably awful. She would have been a better choice for parody …
Shame on you. That Asian woman has been through hell. – HK
August 31, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Hate to see what it looked like before the editing!
August 31, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Shit man, that Malibu sun has done alot of damage to Ms. Spears.A good advertisement for sunscreen.
The woman who had the face transplant is one amazing human being with a great attitude. Quite beautiful in her own way.
August 31, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I’m worried about that flapping pannus over the top of her head.
Is that a seal skin? What the hell?
August 31, 2010 at 4:46 pm
terrific
now i’m worried that it will come out from under my bed.
once again Regretsy gives shape to my nightmares…
August 31, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Oops, My Proportions Were Wrong
August 31, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Ah, Linda Evans your looking better than ever my lady.
http://inyourface.ocregister.com/files/2009/02/linda1.jpeg
August 31, 2010 at 4:49 pm
The middle gal’s swelling’s gone down quite a bit these days, so she actually looks better than the drawing.
August 31, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I think somebody needs to be re-inflated.
August 31, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Wait, did Britney Spears die? Is someone now going to do a Michael Jackson and Britey Spears and Patrick Swayze picture where they’re sitting in an empty coffee shop looking like they did in their heyday?
Because I want that (I’m looking at you, Etsy)
August 31, 2010 at 4:55 pm
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August 31, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I was so sure Jocelyn Wildenstein was gonna figure into this equation. I never claimed to be a math whiz though.
August 31, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Oh, THAT’s Britney Spears? Well hell I loved her when she played the secretary on WKRP!
August 31, 2010 at 5:05 pm
This is why I am anti-drunk drawing.
August 31, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Why so Britney Spearious?
August 31, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Regretsy Meth?
August 31, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Dear ‘artist’: Have you ever even SEEN a picture of Britney Spears?
August 31, 2010 at 5:17 pm
I can almost… see… no, shit, that’s a cross between Suzanne Somers and Sandra Bullock, but like 50 years from now.
August 31, 2010 at 5:18 pm
That looks like the bastard child of Loni Anderson and Sophia Loren.
August 31, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I’m actually more disturbed by this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/34928209/kiera-knightley
Misspelled name aside, what happened to Keira’s boobs? They either fell off or her chest is dislocated. Since the side of her face seems to be going Dali–well, no, I guess either explanation is still plausible.
August 31, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Her right nostril’s quite good, though.
August 31, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Britney Spears, really? I thought it was Diane Ladd in Wild at Heart. Right before she goes off the rails.
August 31, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I think this art could be labelled as toxic.
August 31, 2010 at 5:32 pm
The eyes are very pretty. But, they spent, like 3 1/2 hours shading the upper lip.
August 31, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Sweet Martha Stewart – is this what Britney will look like in 2050??
August 31, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Brit looks a bit long in the tooth. Those dentures need to be adjusted. Or maybe she really does have three lips?
August 31, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I see Heather Locklear after her DUI arrest. But then again, I’ve been drinking for a while now.
August 31, 2010 at 6:08 pm
What I really want to know is why this artist’s rendering of Halle Berry depicts her as having dental floss woven throughout the front of her up ‘do.
August 31, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Alternate equation:
Marylin Monroe + The Unabomber =
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August 31, 2010 at 7:00 pm
i think using the face transplant woman is tasteless and rude. Have you any idea the trauma she has been through? Seriously Helen i thought you would be above that.
CRYABEETUS!! – HK
August 31, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Hey, Valene Ewing from Knots Landing! How’s JR doing these days?
August 31, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Wow. An etsy seller with a time machine.
August 31, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Oh my god. HK is tastless and rude? AND low? This is devastating.
August 31, 2010 at 7:47 pm
And tasteless, to boot.
August 31, 2010 at 8:06 pm
@Feel Free (31) — I thought you’d been here long enough to know everything & everyone is a target? (I didn’t interpret the middle photo’s use as being mean-spirited, just descriptive. That might be my sanity-saving feature kicking in so society doesn’t drive me off the deep end, though.)
August 31, 2010 at 8:08 pm
I guess I’m especially twisted, because I thought that the drawing showed Britney Spears after a horrible accident removed part of her skull, with the dark stuff being blood.
August 31, 2010 at 8:11 pm
@#31 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina,
I agree. Comparing face transplant woman to the drawing is an insult to face transplant woman.
August 31, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Poor Anna Nicole. Why can’t they let her rest in peace.
August 31, 2010 at 9:13 pm
did you really edit it in photo shop??? they should use the money form this to get better drawing lessons
August 31, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but I see Zsa Zsa Gabor being strangled by giant invisible hands.
August 31, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Looks like Brittney’s had a little work done a la Heidi Montag.
August 31, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina, if you’re looking for tasteful and polite entertainment, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs
September 1, 2010 at 12:23 am
Looks like Britney through a time machine.
Lawrence Welk rocks Skully, thanks!
September 1, 2010 at 3:45 am
britney when she’s 80, maybe
September 1, 2010 at 6:49 am
Helen Killer, what is wrong with you. The lady in the middle had her face shot off my her crazy husband. That face is nothing to make fun of, its pure tragedy what she had to go through.
You can make fun of Joan Rivers all you like though…
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September 1, 2010 at 11:24 am
Wow this is crap.
It’s britney with hideous botox.
September 1, 2010 at 12:08 pm
I thought it was a drawing of Farrah Fawcett… as she looks today.
September 1, 2010 at 12:27 pm
@ #43 Skully
I can’t believe I sat through a whole minute of that Lawrence Welk shit. FML
September 1, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Best part is this was EDITED.. haha I wonder what the original looked like!
September 1, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I think the woman who drew this deserves some kind of prize. This thing reasonably resembles approx. 10 different actresses .
For the price of one, who it doesn’t look like .
September 1, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Reminds me of the movie Howling II – Stirba the werewolf bitch
September 1, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I’m waffling about whether the face transplant lady crosses the line. But I agree with #7 – I saw the recent interview with her and her appearance has improved significantly.
September 2, 2010 at 12:30 am
I’ve waffled for two days. I admire Killer’s good heart lurking underneath the snark. But I have to join the “Cryabeetus” …. this is beyond the pale. That unfortunate woman recently gave an interview on TV and it brought tears to my eyes when she expressed her “happiness” after so many surgeries … and even said she “forgave” her husband for this unbelievable assault.
September 2, 2010 at 12:34 am
I can only hope that Killer didn’t know the full story and merely saw the photo somewhere. And thought it would make a great “math” choice.
There IS an Asian society woman who has had multiple ‘cosmetic” nips and tucks and looks suitably awful. She would have been a better choice for parody …
Shame on you. That Asian woman has been through hell. – HK
September 2, 2010 at 8:36 am
I keep seeing Ryan Seacrest in the picture, so here’s my math:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/13893150@N02/4951087507/
September 2, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Touche! Ya got me Killer … I admit to utter callousness regarding that poor Asian woman …
September 8, 2010 at 9:20 pm
I can’t believe you dragged Buddy Hackett into this. Have a little respect.
October 21, 2010 at 9:46 am
Yo! You forgot Steven Tyler. Your math is flawed. C- for you. Do you need tutoring?
I might. I also left out Kirstie Alley. – HK