Does the Michigan government know that this person is using legally-grown pot illegally. Hmmm? This pot is supposed to be smoked or baked into something yummy — consumed, damn it!
See, this is what happens. Goddamn slippery slope if you ask me. What next, made-to-order pot leaf bible covers??
“While the passage of this initiative protects Michigan’s medical marijuana patients and caregivers from prosecution under state law, federal law still considers cannabis a schedule 1 narcotic and will continue to arrest and prosecute those who use or cultivate it.”
This is one of those things that I would love to buy and put in my house just to see how long it would take before one of my relatives goes “is that what I think it is?”
What pot smoker has $75 to spend on a toilet bowl cover? They’d spend it on pot if they had it.
@methuselah-perhaps they’re just a little hazy? They’ve obviously been sampling their wares. Legal pot, illegal pot, who can keep track of the details when making something in their artistic ability?
I just hope they shouted waaaaa laaaah when they were done.
No, actually I think all my stoner guests would be trying to figure out how to extract the real weed from the plastic. Then they’d realize that would be effort, and go raid my pantry of all it’s Ding Dongs and Cool Ranch Doritos.
because no bathroom is complete without, a beaded curtain an endlessly repeating Bob Marley cd, twenty assorted bags of Doritos and seven or eight unshaven people chuckling over the toilet seat.
A friend of mine, who claimed to be a weed purist, explained to me that there is a stoner code of ethics. She would read me the riot act for preparing the stuff for smoking with a coffee grinder instead of the proper “with your hands, you need to make a connection!”, because I didn’t know all the different types or difference in smells. Very likely the reason I gave it all up.
Also I am pretty sure those are Hemp leaves and not the good stuff. Its still illegal to transport weed via the…
Sign over the big pot: ‘Highly’ recommended that no objects bigger than a pot seed , & that includes crocheted , aka-croshitted-tampons be put down the toittie.All offenders will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law & will have all paraphanalia confiscated & smoked by the queen of the throne.
Tommy Chong went to prison for sending glass bongs through the mail…..just sayin’. But then again John Ashcroft ain’t attorney general any more…will it fit in a P.O. box?
isn’t this a resin cast? i’m not sure my joint is classy enough for this seat. for one thing there are way too many roaches. even though i know it would bowl over my buds, i need to save some green and repair my pipes first. the bathroom needs new paper and the garden needs weeding too. i’m afraid i’ve let it go to seed. on a lighter note i have some drapes that should match. i just hope my plans don’t go up in smoke.
It’s shiny and green. That’s pretty much all it takes for me. Seriously, though, if it wasn’t pot leaves imbedded in it and it was a bit cheaper, I would be all over this. It would look AWESOME in my green bathroom.
If there’s one thing I can say about all the stoners I’ve known, it’s that they really don’t need a gimmicky piece of home decor as a “conversation starter.” They’re forever starting conversations no matter what they find themselves surrounded by, and even finishing one or two of them occasionally.
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
August 31, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Oh my god, man… my ass is SO HIGH.
I love this. It would totally match my bathroom’s ‘Insanity Circus’ theme, what with the pink and blue glitter seahorse wallpaper, evil clowns, cyclops horse, and cute fairy lamp.
Oh, and all the parapher-… paraphren-… parafronal-… stoner shit.
They live in Detroit, isn’t that like the post apocalyptic city with mountain lions where they are plowing under the neighborhoods for farmland? No feds are going to want to go there for a bust over a toilet seat.
@Lyme-don’t feel alone. I took my apartment partly because it’s very close to a wonderful bookstore and partly because the bathroom is tiled in a stunning combination of butter yellow, melon, and jade green with black accents. Waaaaaa-laaaaah!
Personally, I would buy it if it came with the Hookah attachment! But on the other hand, this is not hand made, you can get them everywhere, as usual, cheap Chinese imports!!
I used to be a regular when it came to burning the tiny trees. I haven’t smoked in over two years, and I STILL want / maybe even NEED this toilet seat.
I actually thought it was kind of cool for a minute. Then I considered how it’s kind of translucent and I remembered all the gross stuff that splashes up underneath the seat. Yeahhh…
Hey, glow in the dark fans… did you see this from the seller’s site:
“I can make the background ANY color, glitter, opaque, semi transparent, crystal clear, GLOW IN THE DARK, you name it!”
I love this. I also question its legality in most states.
Of course as a good libertarian I want to legalize pot for all uses, not just for shitting on.
August 31, 2010 at 9:36 am
Helen Killer — you slay me!
Thank you for bringing a smile to my face
: )
Who wouldn’t want to sit on the pot pot?
August 31, 2010 at 9:37 am
iknow some dutch people who might like this…
August 31, 2010 at 9:39 am
(ALL LEAVES ARE CUT FROM LEGALLY GROWN PLANTS IN MICHIGAN.)
Well I’m in California. Will the FBI understand when I don’t answer the door right away because I’m wiping my ass?
August 31, 2010 at 9:40 am
I’m not sure I want to be around for the end of a conversation started with this.
“Is that pot in your toilet seat? I only ask because I’m with the narcotics until at the local PD.”
“…uh…I got it on Etsy?”
August 31, 2010 at 9:42 am
It’s not quite gansta enough.
Needs more bedazzling.
August 31, 2010 at 9:43 am
does it come with a plain white replacement for when my stoner friends get hard up, crack open the seat, and try to smoke it?
August 31, 2010 at 9:44 am
Why would a stoner spend 75 bucks on a toilet seat?? That’s money that could be spent on… well… something else.
August 31, 2010 at 9:45 am
Finally, something to match my bong themed bathroom-a place to park a tacky tuchass and have a toke all in one.
August 31, 2010 at 9:47 am
What if your stoner friends aren’t glitter hippies? I think the glitter belongs in the seat with the tabs of ecstasy in it.
August 31, 2010 at 9:48 am
I can just picture myself sitting on this, reading the latest issue of Good Housekeeping.
August 31, 2010 at 9:49 am
I don’t have any “stoner friends” because I’m a grown-up and everyone thinks I’m a narc.
August 31, 2010 at 9:49 am
@LeeLoo , Somehow I doubt that this would get a Good Housekeeping seal of approal…..
August 31, 2010 at 9:51 am
Approval, derp.
August 31, 2010 at 9:51 am
why would you spend $75 on pot you can’t smoke?
August 31, 2010 at 9:52 am
could this possibly be construed as medical marijuana?
August 31, 2010 at 9:55 am
If I had stoner friends, they’d be impressed by a bag of Hot Cheetos, so that’s not much of a selling point, I’m afraid.
August 31, 2010 at 9:57 am
Perfect for when Grandma comes to visit!
August 31, 2010 at 10:01 am
@Agouti: You’re missing all the gay stoners.
… and me. You have no idea how much I want this toilet seat.v(I never dreamed I’d say that). I would hang it above my bed. ha.
August 31, 2010 at 10:05 am
Well, that’ll give the Tidy Bowl Man something to do.
August 31, 2010 at 10:07 am
Does the Michigan government know that this person is using legally-grown pot illegally. Hmmm? This pot is supposed to be smoked or baked into something yummy — consumed, damn it!
See, this is what happens. Goddamn slippery slope if you ask me. What next, made-to-order pot leaf bible covers??
August 31, 2010 at 10:17 am
“While the passage of this initiative protects Michigan’s medical marijuana patients and caregivers from prosecution under state law, federal law still considers cannabis a schedule 1 narcotic and will continue to arrest and prosecute those who use or cultivate it.”
http://michiganmedicalmarijuana.org/index.php?/page/articles/community/leg/mich-law
So either they’re lying about the weed being legal, or they’re lying to the people they’re growing it for, or …well they’re just…
August 31, 2010 at 10:17 am
…liars, right?
August 31, 2010 at 10:20 am
This is one of those things that I would love to buy and put in my house just to see how long it would take before one of my relatives goes “is that what I think it is?”
What pot smoker has $75 to spend on a toilet bowl cover? They’d spend it on pot if they had it.
August 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
I guess the person could be using medical grass legally too, or getting it from Grandma.
I have to admit that I think the thing is damn pretty.
August 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
This could be sooooo much better if it glowed in the dark, like if it was a combo seat & night light in one.
August 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
@methuselah-perhaps they’re just a little hazy? They’ve obviously been sampling their wares. Legal pot, illegal pot, who can keep track of the details when making something in their artistic ability?
I just hope they shouted waaaaa laaaah when they were done.
August 31, 2010 at 10:26 am
No, actually I think all my stoner guests would be trying to figure out how to extract the real weed from the plastic. Then they’d realize that would be effort, and go raid my pantry of all it’s Ding Dongs and Cool Ranch Doritos.
August 31, 2010 at 10:33 am
Damn. I have one of those long, oblong toilets. This would never fit.
August 31, 2010 at 10:34 am
They should change the price to $42.00
August 31, 2010 at 10:39 am
because no bathroom is complete without, a beaded curtain an endlessly repeating Bob Marley cd, twenty assorted bags of Doritos and seven or eight unshaven people chuckling over the toilet seat.
get the hell off my lawn
August 31, 2010 at 10:40 am
…but on the up side i think my eyesight just got a little better
August 31, 2010 at 10:48 am
Does this come with a roll of Zig Zag TP?
And how is this a conversation starter unless you follow your friends into the bathroom?
August 31, 2010 at 10:49 am
dude, we really need to change the bong water,man.
August 31, 2010 at 10:55 am
Question: “Seller, do you take custom orders?”
Answer: “Dave’s not here, man.”
August 31, 2010 at 10:58 am
A friend of mine, who claimed to be a weed purist, explained to me that there is a stoner code of ethics. She would read me the riot act for preparing the stuff for smoking with a coffee grinder instead of the proper “with your hands, you need to make a connection!”, because I didn’t know all the different types or difference in smells. Very likely the reason I gave it all up.
Also I am pretty sure those are Hemp leaves and not the good stuff. Its still illegal to transport weed via the…
August 31, 2010 at 10:59 am
post damn it!
August 31, 2010 at 10:59 am
Sign over the big pot: ‘Highly’ recommended that no objects bigger than a pot seed , & that includes crocheted , aka-croshitted-tampons be put down the toittie.All offenders will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law & will have all paraphanalia confiscated & smoked by the queen of the throne.
August 31, 2010 at 11:00 am
Tommy Chong went to prison for sending glass bongs through the mail…..just sayin’. But then again John Ashcroft ain’t attorney general any more…will it fit in a P.O. box?
August 31, 2010 at 11:00 am
@Skully, I bet Hi-Bird could make a smokin’ roll of zig-zag T.P.
August 31, 2010 at 11:12 am
I know what my son is getting for Christmas!
August 31, 2010 at 11:12 am
$75? Just flushing money down the toilet
August 31, 2010 at 11:14 am
How exactly are you supposed to attach it? All the seats I’ve sat on (or gingerly hovered over) have had hinges to attach them to the toilet.
(Just tell your Etsy customers you were too busy getting high to figure out how to create hinges. They’ll understand.)
August 31, 2010 at 11:15 am
i love this! hahahahah
i’ve found so many of my “favorite sellers” through Regretsy 
August 31, 2010 at 11:17 am
Conversation starter is usually not what I need sitting on the toilet – its getting everything else started after a day of Cheeseburgers
August 31, 2010 at 11:17 am
It takes forever to get a buzz.
August 31, 2010 at 11:19 am
isn’t this a resin cast? i’m not sure my joint is classy enough for this seat. for one thing there are way too many roaches. even though i know it would bowl over my buds, i need to save some green and repair my pipes first. the bathroom needs new paper and the garden needs weeding too. i’m afraid i’ve let it go to seed. on a lighter note i have some drapes that should match. i just hope my plans don’t go up in smoke.
August 31, 2010 at 11:20 am
For once, I got nothing.
August 31, 2010 at 11:20 am
i wonder where one would buy a mold this shape?
also #25: love your suggestion!
August 31, 2010 at 11:32 am
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, where’s my toilet?
August 31, 2010 at 11:35 am
In this case “100% real” takes on a different meaning.
Too bad the leaves are “forever encased.” I’m sure some will view that as a reason not to buy the this “commodity.”
August 31, 2010 at 11:39 am
@#15 – I’m not sure that marijuana has THAT type of medicinal property?
August 31, 2010 at 11:41 am
Legalize it, don’t plasticize it…
August 31, 2010 at 12:03 pm
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August 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm
It’s shiny and green. That’s pretty much all it takes for me. Seriously, though, if it wasn’t pot leaves imbedded in it and it was a bit cheaper, I would be all over this. It would look AWESOME in my green bathroom.
… I have questionable taste in home decorating.
August 31, 2010 at 12:33 pm
If there’s one thing I can say about all the stoners I’ve known, it’s that they really don’t need a gimmicky piece of home decor as a “conversation starter.” They’re forever starting conversations no matter what they find themselves surrounded by, and even finishing one or two of them occasionally.
August 31, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Shade leaves… ho hum…
Where’s the bud?
August 31, 2010 at 12:38 pm
You know, the first thing I ask when purchasing a toilet seat is “does it have enough glitter”? and the answer in this case is: NO.
August 31, 2010 at 12:45 pm
#25 barefootandpreggers:
This could be sooooo much better if it glowed in the dark, like if it was a combo seat & night light in one.
OR if it was combo seat & night light & LAVA LAMP
August 31, 2010 at 1:10 pm
#P-Kitty # 58-OMG, you have no idea what a great idea that is-I’m outing myself as someone who loves lava lamps!
August 31, 2010 at 1:16 pm
The leaves are scrap. At best you might saute them in some butter then discard the leaves and make something with the butter.
As for the article at hand, I would be more impressed if there were UV LEDs and a Led Zeppelin poster cast into it.
August 31, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Oh my god, man… my ass is SO HIGH.
I love this. It would totally match my bathroom’s ‘Insanity Circus’ theme, what with the pink and blue glitter seahorse wallpaper, evil clowns, cyclops horse, and cute fairy lamp.
Oh, and all the parapher-… paraphren-… parafronal-… stoner shit.
August 31, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Wonder if our local dispensary would want this for their lavatory….hmmm……
August 31, 2010 at 3:04 pm
OMG! I f’n want this. Of course my husband will be trying to melt it down to extract the leaves a week after our stash runs out!
August 31, 2010 at 3:25 pm
So can they make a toilet tank into a bong?
August 31, 2010 at 3:34 pm
They live in Detroit, isn’t that like the post apocalyptic city with mountain lions where they are plowing under the neighborhoods for farmland? No feds are going to want to go there for a bust over a toilet seat.
August 31, 2010 at 3:46 pm
@Lyme-don’t feel alone. I took my apartment partly because it’s very close to a wonderful bookstore and partly because the bathroom is tiled in a stunning combination of butter yellow, melon, and jade green with black accents. Waaaaaa-laaaaah!
August 31, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Personally, I would buy it if it came with the Hookah attachment! But on the other hand, this is not hand made, you can get them everywhere, as usual, cheap Chinese imports!!
August 31, 2010 at 5:11 pm
@#65 We got rid of the mountain lions dammit! It was on MSNBC for cryin out loud. Just coyotes mostly.
Hey seller… you can make hash from those leaves ya know. You’re kinda wasting resources here..
August 31, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Hmm, nothing in that shop is to my taste except for the pendant, it would look great with my pearl necklace. http://www.etsy.com/listing/55206785/porno-slutty-girl-stripper-heart-pendant
August 31, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Apparently my ass IS grass.
August 31, 2010 at 6:29 pm
#67- i am the seller and this is not a toilet seat mass produced from china- i hand made this myself and it actually took a lot of time and work.
August 31, 2010 at 6:38 pm
not sure that I ever wanted my “stoner friends” to be jealous of something I own…
August 31, 2010 at 6:42 pm
I used to be a regular when it came to burning the tiny trees. I haven’t smoked in over two years, and I STILL want / maybe even NEED this toilet seat.
August 31, 2010 at 6:50 pm
I actually thought it was kind of cool for a minute. Then I considered how it’s kind of translucent and I remembered all the gross stuff that splashes up underneath the seat. Yeahhh…
August 31, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Hey, glow in the dark fans… did you see this from the seller’s site:
“I can make the background ANY color, glitter, opaque, semi transparent, crystal clear, GLOW IN THE DARK, you name it!”
August 31, 2010 at 7:46 pm
THIS is the way to entertain stoners in your bathroom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezWHPJPfo54
August 31, 2010 at 8:15 pm
And for those pesky guests you’d like to get rid of, is there a poison oak version?
August 31, 2010 at 8:20 pm
With the right market and hinges this could be pretty marketable.
Don’t bother with real pot leaves. Use Jap Maple leaves.
August 31, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Hey funkyjunky @ #71~ man, you’re lucky…there’s huge customer potential here for things like your B.J. pendant.
Some would kill for the exposure!
September 1, 2010 at 6:54 am
I don’t smoke pot and I totally want this seat, its hilarious
I love the shop name too, “Funky Junky” har har har
September 1, 2010 at 11:43 am
I can’t believe this hasn’t sold yet.
September 1, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I love this. I also question its legality in most states.
Of course as a good libertarian I want to legalize pot for all uses, not just for shitting on.
September 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm
It’s amazing how many people aren’t familiar with hemp. There’s no THC in it, thus no high, thus it’s legal. Duh?
September 1, 2010 at 2:30 pm
What a waste of perfectly good pot. Jesus tap dancin’ christ.
September 2, 2010 at 4:51 am
so how long untill Flava Flav slaps a gold chain around this bad boy and starts wearing it around his neck ? ….anyone ?
September 2, 2010 at 6:25 am
http://flic.kr/p/8xu3DP
it’s a slow day here in Ultrasound.
September 2, 2010 at 9:37 am
Who starts conversations over a toilet? People doing blow, that’s who. Get your stoners straight, moron.
September 2, 2010 at 11:13 am
Confucius say man who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
September 4, 2010 at 4:44 pm
“Nobody rides for free”
Gas, grass, or ass.
Yeah, got that covered.
(“Covered”. Heh.)