This is especially creepy when you consider that in the original story, the wolf’s character was intended to be a rapist…preying upon chaste little girls.
I’m seeing more Night Elf from World of Warcraft than Spock–the skin color is all wrong. And, Spock didn’t have ears on his cheeks; this is clearly some sort of new breed.
I’m not sure what disturbs me the most about this painting. I keep looking, trying to decide if it’s the cheek-ears, the bulging bulbous forehead, the nose that is hanging out over where his eye should be, the soul patch, or the fact that Little Red was a minor and this is clearly CP.
I think its inappropriate to couch your twilight fixations in Brothers Grimm terms… You see their stories were good, with merit and staying power and such.
And now you have made my life hell because
a. that song will be stuck in my head all day
b. everyone will know I know the words to Shock Treatment
c. everyone will know I am a loser geek for knowing what Shock Treatment is.
At least it’s not like I’m a fan of Twilight though, so I’ve got that going for me.
Jesus fucking Christ. Is there any mythical/fairytale creature these Twihard freaks don’t want to bone? If I see any erotic unicorn pictures on Etsy I’m going to file a complaint with the SPFC (Society for the Protection of Fake Critters).
August 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Vulcan’t.
August 30, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I find this highly illogical.
August 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I’m just glad its a “very limited run” because I’d hate for this thing to get loose on the public.
August 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm
At least close your eyes when you’re kissing her, you freak!
August 30, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Spock or Legolas…? Those are some impressively long ears.
August 30, 2010 at 1:18 pm
i’m sure this is what the brothers grimm had in mind.
leather jacket, soul patch.
damnit people, quit trying to twilight-itize everything.
August 30, 2010 at 1:19 pm
“My Heart Will Go On”… Until You Rip It Out Of My Chest And Eat It.
August 30, 2010 at 1:19 pm
He’s not kissing her. He’s sniffing her. If it don’t smell good, don’t eat it.
August 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm
I wonder what the outcome would have been if this had been decorating the launchpad breakroom on the 5th of April 2063…………………………
August 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm
This is especially creepy when you consider that in the original story, the wolf’s character was intended to be a rapist…preying upon chaste little girls.
little red, you slut!
August 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Hope she likes doggie-style…
August 30, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I’m seeing more Night Elf from World of Warcraft than Spock–the skin color is all wrong. And, Spock didn’t have ears on his cheeks; this is clearly some sort of new breed.
August 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
that looks absolutely nothing like Wolf Blitzen
apropos of nothing, but have we reached the point where the twilight series has inspired more bad art than Jesus yet?
if not i think we’re getting close
August 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm
The only thing I can think when I look at this, besides ‘wtf flashbacks to 8th grade art class’ is that he’s gonna poke her eye out with his nose.
August 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Patty snagged my comment. Oh well, let’s hope it’s limited to one.
[Next she'll be selling it as Bella and Jacob. And I am thoroughly ashamed I know enough to say that. Going to stand in the corner now....]
August 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm
the guy looks like the love child of “twilight’s” edward and that dude (“Link”?) from “legend of zelda”
August 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
BlitzER!
Wolf BLITZER, i mean.
how did spell check even DO that?
damn!
August 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I’d love to the artist’s interpretation of Wolf in The Three Little Pigs.
I imagine it involves some Pig Love.
August 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Spell check wants it to be Christmas?
August 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I think he’s about to bite her nose. Or lick it.
August 30, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Or maybe he’s already given her the Vulcan nerve pinch.
August 30, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I’m grateful that it isn’t Twilight, at least.
August 30, 2010 at 2:01 pm
LeeLoo: apparently so
-which is weird.i always thought spell-check was an atheist
i stand by my original comment, though.
Blitzer or Blitzen,
it doesn’t look like either one of them.
August 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I’m not sure what disturbs me the most about this painting. I keep looking, trying to decide if it’s the cheek-ears, the bulging bulbous forehead, the nose that is hanging out over where his eye should be, the soul patch, or the fact that Little Red was a minor and this is clearly CP.
August 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
that dude has an earwax problem.
August 30, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Red, you look like your wolf smells bad.
August 30, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Hope she packed some condoms in that picnic basket.
August 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Hope she packed some flea powder.
August 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Is this before or after Red and Grandma were removed from his stomach and replaced with stones? If after, she may want to get on top.
August 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I’m less bothered by the prospect of inter-species making out than I am by that elongated cocker spaniel ear.
August 30, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Forget Team Edward or Team Jacob – I’m for Team Ridinghood FTW!!!
August 30, 2010 at 2:55 pm
#28 K-9 Advantex – just squeeze the tube behind his neck so he can’t lick it off
August 30, 2010 at 2:57 pm
The world thanks the seller for making it a limited edition.
I think lack of sales would also cause it to be a limited edition
August 30, 2010 at 3:07 pm
“Pon Farr, wher-ev-er you are….”
August 30, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I hate Twilight. >_< Like a vile squid, its noxious tentacles reach into everything on Etsy, corrupting it…
August 30, 2010 at 3:12 pm
@#29 gator726: Don’t worry, he’s been neutered.
August 30, 2010 at 3:13 pm
#34 Where Vulcans and Red Riding Hood collide:
Pon Far,Far Away
August 30, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I’m pretty sure once you apply the much-needed ear ointment, he’s gonna need one of those cones.
August 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
For #13 WhyLikeThis:
August 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm
#38 Whoa Skully — I think I’m having a wolf-induced seizure.
August 30, 2010 at 3:53 pm
flea power check, rabies shot…
August 30, 2010 at 4:07 pm
owww how hard did someone pull on that wolfs ear?
August 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
“Better stay away from him, he’ll rip your lungs out, Jim!”
“Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not an artist!”
“He’s dead, Jim.”
Sorry for the mixed messages. It’s the heat.
August 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Lawls. I bet he has a badly drawn “pink thing” too!
August 30, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Skully: still not convinced, but… that was awesome. you win again
thank you
August 30, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I think its inappropriate to couch your twilight fixations in Brothers Grimm terms… You see their stories were good, with merit and staying power and such.
August 30, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Her own twist, eh? Sorry, honey… Angela Carter and many others beat you to it YEARS ago.
August 30, 2010 at 8:32 pm
yes it IS suitable for framing…give ME $15 and I won’t tell anyone you painted this.
August 30, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Oh, come on! The lack of proper bestiality it a total cop out.
August 30, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Mmmmmmm, nope, pretty sure that is Link from The Legend of Zelda and that he’s been using Canine Growth Hormone and not “just hearts” as he claimed….
August 31, 2010 at 12:59 am
Spockholm Syndrome.
August 31, 2010 at 8:27 am
you need a bit of …oooooooooh Spock Treatment….
And now you have made my life hell because
a. that song will be stuck in my head all day
b. everyone will know I know the words to Shock Treatment
c. everyone will know I am a loser geek for knowing what Shock Treatment is.
At least it’s not like I’m a fan of Twilight though, so I’ve got that going for me.
(google it if you don’t know)
August 31, 2010 at 9:59 am
#52 JC I knowith of what you speak. Richard O’Brian FTW!!!
August 31, 2010 at 2:24 pm
That slut Bella!
August 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm
His ears are making their own gravy.
August 31, 2010 at 5:27 pm
If you’re in Mexico and someone asks if you wanna see a wolf show, say no!
August 31, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Jesus fucking Christ. Is there any mythical/fairytale creature these Twihard freaks don’t want to bone? If I see any erotic unicorn pictures on Etsy I’m going to file a complaint with the SPFC (Society for the Protection of Fake Critters).