Psssh! Of COURSE there’s a steampunk proctologist! That’s all the aliens do when they come down here… anal probing. And this “brooch” is actually one of their officer’s badges. Steampunk Alien Anal Probing.
I must always remember not to snack when visiting regretsy.
This shop is a supermarket of vile -fallopian tubes , crab lice , this….she’s gotcha’ covered!
This pin is the perfect gift for your 7th (Copper), 8th (Bronze), or 25th (Sterling/Silver) wedding anniversary, when you want to say, “Sometimes you’re a pain in the ass, but I’ll always love you in the end.”
I bet this sells–I work with people who would consider this a fantastic addition to their collections of arse art… and we don’t have a dress code that would prohibit it, either… but it makes me think of “The Road to Wellville” and I’m seriously scared that it doesn’t disturb me as much as the calculator in the next post.
wow.. now i was aware of all sorts of X-rated jewelry out there that was common in the 60s and 70s. this takes the cake for being distasteful and gross.
Took me a moment to get it, Debbie Downer …. but when I did ….. well it’s taken me half an hour to get up off the floor! Not sure what downed me … the horror of this brooch or the humor of your response.
sparklepire googly eyes
August 27, 2010 at 11:05 pm
No cosmic yuk, the colonoscopy one needs to highlight all that goes on in preparing for one on a t-shirt (preferabally airbrushed). That way you can have something to advertise your medical history on with this pin and the hvac pendant. You have to coordinate.
I like that the hole gapes a little. As if this is a regular event!
I’d drill a hole in it and swap out the working parts of a squirting flower so I could surprise people with a fresh anal squirt! “Ha! I squirted you with my bronze anus! Ha ha!”
Might be onto something…
Ok, so the enema brooch is a bit too much for me, but it looks really well made. So do the other items in his/her store. The Lizzie Borden pin is cool so is the sperm pin. Check it out.
Oddly enough, enemas were very popular in the nineteenth century. This thing must be followed through – kudos to the first to spot in the wild. At the bingo.
I actually know this artist quite well. I own several of his pieces (specifically a sperm pin, a uterus brooch, a coffin pendant & an anatomical heart pendant) and I get compliments on them like crazy. This (and the douchebag pin, not listed on his etsy) attracts people to his booth @ art fairs like crazy as soon as you hear someone exclaim “oh my god is that an asshole!?” Pretty clever marketing if you ask me.
August 27, 2010 at 2:29 pm
This was my favourite part of War of the Worlds!
August 27, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Psssh! Of COURSE there’s a steampunk proctologist! That’s all the aliens do when they come down here… anal probing. And this “brooch” is actually one of their officer’s badges. Steampunk Alien Anal Probing.
/done beating screen name joke to death.
August 27, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Why does this exist??!
August 27, 2010 at 2:34 pm
needs more pubes.
August 27, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Why does the enema end look like a penis?
August 27, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Looks like a pain in the ass.
August 27, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Oh good lord…I got nothin’…nothin’ at all for this.
August 27, 2010 at 2:36 pm
With an anus hole that big why would this person suffer from constipation in the first place?
August 27, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I’m started to get concerned by the amount of a-holes I’ve seen on this website!
August 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm
#9 robinfalcon: I feel the same way about how many vulva (vulvii?) I’ve seen here.
August 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm
there are no words for this…
i need one for my brother! xD
August 27, 2010 at 2:43 pm
And my first thought was, “Oh hey I know a few people who might like this… they just had enemas the other week!”
August 27, 2010 at 2:43 pm
#9 robinfalcon : Hey, that’s not nice. I’m sure $FOO and $BAR are very nice people in person. (Yes, I punked out and didn’t use anyone’s screen-name.)
August 27, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Just add a couple of hands, and it’ll match the ring…
August 27, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Know your enema …
August 27, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Too bad it doesn’t include hands holding the asshole open. Then, it would be perfect.
August 27, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I know someone who would most likely be utterly tickled to receive this for $WINTER_HOLIDAY. (A former gf’s mom.)
August 27, 2010 at 2:49 pm
I must always remember not to snack when visiting regretsy.
This shop is a supermarket of vile -fallopian tubes , crab lice , this….she’s gotcha’ covered!
August 27, 2010 at 2:51 pm
And just when I thought I would never find the perfect accessory for my gown…
August 27, 2010 at 2:52 pm
That’s a plump, shiny hiney!
August 27, 2010 at 2:53 pm
#13 Jack Frieze: Yes, I’m sure $FOO and $BAR are very nice people… I’t just a lot to “take in!”
August 27, 2010 at 2:58 pm
As a tie pin, this would be a perfect gift for some of my former employers.
August 27, 2010 at 2:59 pm
It’d be a perfect gift for that special asshole we all have in our lives, but who would spend the $75.00 for it?
Some asshole.
August 27, 2010 at 3:18 pm
What it really needs is two hands pulling the bronzed cheeks.
August 27, 2010 at 3:21 pm
One more thing I REALLY didn’t need to know about!
August 27, 2010 at 3:29 pm
that’s just disgusting! there’s no way i’d buy….
hold on, gift box included?
DEAL!
now, who has a birthday coming up that i don’t like?
August 27, 2010 at 3:31 pm
perfect for all the butt heads in your life
August 27, 2010 at 3:31 pm
copper bronze & sterling are such nice metals, but then they went and rectum!
August 27, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Looks like an Inflatable Boob BRONZE Catsuit Corset.
August 27, 2010 at 3:35 pm
The artist calls it a conversation starter. More like a awkward silence instigator.
August 27, 2010 at 3:35 pm
say what you will it took a lot of cheek to post this
okay, yes i know, i know
time for me to step away from the keyboard and go play outside.
August 27, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Holy shit, you guys are really cracking me up today! With friends like you, who needs enemas?
August 27, 2010 at 3:48 pm
do you mind if i butt in ?
August 27, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Look into my big brown eye, indeed.
August 27, 2010 at 4:09 pm
A most un-pc way to download.
August 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm
The enema of my enema is my friend….
Dayum that some tippity top craftsmanship
Look at them puckers on that nether eye, I believe its winking.
August 27, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I went to a steampunk proctologist once, but he was such a douche.
August 27, 2010 at 4:26 pm
#32 and #33 no butts about that…
The motto of the Steampunk proctologist: “It all works out in the end…”
BWAh- ha-ha-ha-ha
August 27, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Well, including a gift box makes this much less abhorrent.
August 27, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Made with a number two drill bit…
and an electric drill I presume.
could he have used a punch and hammer instead? Wowsa!
August 27, 2010 at 4:53 pm
So wait, you’re supposed to wear this? Okay, I can go with that. Sure. Actually, no. I can’t, I’m sorry.
August 27, 2010 at 5:03 pm
I suppose this could be a subtle gift for that someone you know that is always full of their own sh1t!
August 27, 2010 at 5:08 pm
This pin is the perfect gift for your 7th (Copper), 8th (Bronze), or 25th (Sterling/Silver) wedding anniversary, when you want to say, “Sometimes you’re a pain in the ass, but I’ll always love you in the end.”
August 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I bet this sells–I work with people who would consider this a fantastic addition to their collections of arse art… and we don’t have a dress code that would prohibit it, either… but it makes me think of “The Road to Wellville” and I’m seriously scared that it doesn’t disturb me as much as the calculator in the next post.
August 27, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Oh no honey no. Just… no.
This takes whimsicle fuckery to a new low. The fallopian tube and sperm pins in the shop are just as disturbing and gross.
August 27, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Because someone had to:
August 27, 2010 at 6:24 pm
wow.. now i was aware of all sorts of X-rated jewelry out there that was common in the 60s and 70s. this takes the cake for being distasteful and gross.
August 27, 2010 at 6:48 pm
NEVER EAT TACO BELL WHILE SURFING REGRETSY!!!
Lesson learned. The hard way.
August 27, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Yet another thing New Jersey has to live down.
Poor state.
August 27, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Well done, VEDD! That’s either strangely beautiful or beautifully strange, I’m not sure which.
August 27, 2010 at 7:41 pm
What really gets me is the craftsmanship. This is incredibly well made. Someone spent time and energy and talent to make… an enema brooch.
Different strokes for different folks, eh?
August 27, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Exit only.
August 27, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Took me a moment to get it, Debbie Downer …. but when I did ….. well it’s taken me half an hour to get up off the floor! Not sure what downed me … the horror of this brooch or the humor of your response.
August 27, 2010 at 10:34 pm
I hope they make a colonoscopy version, I have a particular doctor I would love to give it to.
August 27, 2010 at 11:05 pm
No cosmic yuk, the colonoscopy one needs to highlight all that goes on in preparing for one on a t-shirt (preferabally airbrushed). That way you can have something to advertise your medical history on with this pin and the hvac pendant. You have to coordinate.
August 28, 2010 at 4:23 am
Well that is just douche-TASTIC!
August 28, 2010 at 6:48 am
Steampunk Proctolgy: Get YOUR ass in gear!
August 28, 2010 at 9:14 am
Steamerpunk.
August 28, 2010 at 10:13 am
I couldn’t look too closely at this, but isn’t the enema tube heading into the wrong entry/exit?
August 28, 2010 at 11:52 am
I would send this to my MIL for her birthday but I’m pretty sure she A) wouldn’t get it and B) would save it and give it to my kid.
August 28, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I like that the hole gapes a little. As if this is a regular event!
I’d drill a hole in it and swap out the working parts of a squirting flower so I could surprise people with a fresh anal squirt! “Ha! I squirted you with my bronze anus! Ha ha!”
Might be onto something…
August 28, 2010 at 2:28 pm
My God…it’s full of stars…
August 28, 2010 at 6:17 pm
The Lizzie Borden pin is pure genius.
August 28, 2010 at 8:10 pm
LMFAO.
I am speechless. I am without speech.
August 28, 2010 at 10:27 pm
My Wiki edit lasted two minutes, here’s a screen shot:
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/wiki.jpg
August 29, 2010 at 10:36 am
Damn it all Skully! Where were you when I was trying to explain steampunk to the coffee guy! This would have made it all crystal clear.
August 29, 2010 at 4:50 pm
If they had done something else with the nozzle they could have made it better by adding A VAGINA!!!
August 29, 2010 at 11:15 pm
OMG Skully that’s priceless!
My first colonoscopy is scheduled for Wednesday. Too bad there isn’t enough time to buy and wear the pin to it so I’ll be tastefully accessorized.
August 29, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Public Enema No1.
August 30, 2010 at 2:21 am
Hold yer water!
Ok, so the enema brooch is a bit too much for me, but it looks really well made. So do the other items in his/her store. The Lizzie Borden pin is cool so is the sperm pin. Check it out.
August 30, 2010 at 8:58 am
I was thinking this might be the tackiest thing I’d ever seen, but then I noticed that there’s a ‘gift box included’. That classes the whole thing up.
August 30, 2010 at 9:41 am
WHY HAS NO ONE BOUGHT THIS YET???
I’m looking forward to the lucky purchaser’s smiling face staring back from a photo of them wearing this!
August 30, 2010 at 11:29 am
Shove it up your ass.
August 30, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I’m holding out for the urinary catheter brooch.
August 30, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Oddly enough, enemas were very popular in the nineteenth century. This thing must be followed through – kudos to the first to spot in the wild. At the bingo.
August 30, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Ummm… didn’t anyone notice the enema tube is not even in the anus? Maybe it on its way there, because the other option is unthinkable.
August 30, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Wow Regretsy, you guys work wonders. This person had their 1st 4 sales in the past 6 hours.
August 31, 2010 at 10:02 am
Starbucks sales are down. Vente robusto enema FTW!!
August 31, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Can’t I just wear a brown ribbon instead?
September 1, 2010 at 11:33 am
Maybe I’ll just pin that to my jacket and hopefully get noticed.
September 1, 2010 at 11:35 am
looks a bit like a tit wank.. Hahah
(or maybe moob wank)
September 2, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I actually know this artist quite well. I own several of his pieces (specifically a sperm pin, a uterus brooch, a coffin pendant & an anatomical heart pendant) and I get compliments on them like crazy. This (and the douchebag pin, not listed on his etsy) attracts people to his booth @ art fairs like crazy as soon as you hear someone exclaim “oh my god is that an asshole!?” Pretty clever marketing if you ask me.
Also check out his website http://www.lunaparc.com to see his awesome art project…
August 6, 2011 at 12:38 am
Shock art is almost as bad as…no wait, its the worst kind of art.