It’s the earthy colors of the Victorian era, where everything was drab… I mean, come on. We have picture proof that everything was brown colored. Isn’t that what “Sepia” means?
“Blessed are the Geek, For They Shall Inherit the Earth” -UberL33t Bible, Book Of Mechinations Chapter 7, Verse 42.
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What would you rather have, a savior that gets nailed to a wooded cross, or a savior in a kick-ass top hat that crosses the sea of Galilee in a steamboat while fighting Gothic zombie sheep?
Is it disturbing anyone else that without the clock hands in there, it looks as if he has a vagina? Or if not that, that he has been made genderless at any rate?
The whole of the Bible was steampunk, didn’t you know? Jesus was tooling around Jerusalem with the apostles in one of those newfangled horseless carriages and the Ark was really a dirigible.
(Part of me really wants to know what the nuns from my parochial school would think of this. it is vetoed, however, by the greater part of me that is still scared shitless of them.)
@LeeLoo, Awwwthanks! But not really. Barefoot yes.
I can’t get my Ham back yet so I thought preggers would do. Maybe not a good choice? I guess I had placenta on the brain!
steam punk hu? sooo if it’s a clock related item of any kind and doesnt even have any gears at all? it must be steam punk?… well ok then .. i must be doing something wrong… i’m confused now
August 24, 2010 at 9:34 am
And on the 8th day he builteth a boiler.
August 24, 2010 at 9:35 am
So every day at noon, the crotch of my Lord and Savior points towards heaven? Not cool.
August 24, 2010 at 9:36 am
At 3:15 the sheep bite it? Still not cool.
August 24, 2010 at 9:36 am
Always buy your vintage steampunk homemade clocks from etsy!
August 24, 2010 at 9:37 am
At quarter of 9, the branch tickles. (I need to stop thinking of these things and go say the Rosary.)
August 24, 2010 at 9:37 am
*This listing is for a ‘fun’ Jesus clock face.*
Like Jesus wearing a Flavor Flav clock face necklace instead of thorns kind of fun?
August 24, 2010 at 9:39 am
That was fast. It sold. I guess vintage jesus steampunk is rare. Gotta get it while you can.
August 24, 2010 at 9:39 am
HOLY CHRIST!
August 24, 2010 at 9:41 am
@BillsBayou-
At half past 4, the lambs tell you that you’ve been very baaaaad and must say 10 Hail Marys
August 24, 2010 at 9:42 am
I now have a new desktop background…
August 24, 2010 at 9:42 am
Oh Lord!
August 24, 2010 at 9:43 am
WWJD bracelets and Jesus is my Homeboy teeshirts I have heard are also steampunk.
Pretty much anything with Jesus’ face on it.
August 24, 2010 at 9:43 am
Excuse me Jesus… do you have the time?
August 24, 2010 at 9:45 am
We need regretsy inspired steampunk Jesus Merch… NOW!!!
August 24, 2010 at 9:48 am
I was skeptical when I heard that archaelogists are digging up goggles in Bethlehem & Jericho.
No more! This is all the proof I need. Hail merry.
August 24, 2010 at 9:51 am
It may not be steampunk but is that a genuine, detail-laden map of the U.S. I spot in the background?
August 24, 2010 at 9:52 am
Each time I look at this, I read “cock” and not “clock”. The strategically placed hole makes me feel less silly about it.
August 24, 2010 at 9:53 am
I have seen a lot of Jesi in my day but that shoop is one of the best ever.
August 24, 2010 at 9:56 am
Barefoot (aka Ham) just wanted to say congratulations.
: )
August 24, 2010 at 10:01 am
Well, at least Jesus is vintage. I guess he was the first “upcycled”.
August 24, 2010 at 10:08 am
Sold..Jesus.
August 24, 2010 at 10:11 am
Stempunk Jeebus! I think my brain just blew a gasket.
August 24, 2010 at 10:13 am
BUT IT’S BROWN!! EVERYTHING BROWN IS STEAMPUNK!
It’s the earthy colors of the Victorian era, where everything was drab… I mean, come on. We have picture proof that everything was brown colored. Isn’t that what “Sepia” means?
August 24, 2010 at 10:13 am
“Blessed are the Geek, For They Shall Inherit the Earth” -UberL33t Bible, Book Of Mechinations Chapter 7, Verse 42.
This moment of inspiration brought to you by “Posting Random Crap on Etsy” Stop by and see our new Pottery shards! (Not making this up, she actually has pottery shards for sale. Go check)
August 24, 2010 at 10:14 am
I didn’t realize before today that all those miracles were powered by coal
August 24, 2010 at 10:16 am
Oh no, it sold? Oh well, at least she has a vintage steampunk lamb clock face, and a vintage steampunk Jesus clockface!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/54445078/vintage-lamb-clock-face-plastic-little
http://www.etsy.com/listing/53971170/vintage-jesus-clock-face-religious
August 24, 2010 at 10:20 am
What would you rather have, a savior that gets nailed to a wooded cross, or a savior in a kick-ass top hat that crosses the sea of Galilee in a steamboat while fighting Gothic zombie sheep?
August 24, 2010 at 10:23 am
I don’t care if it rains or freezes,
As long as I got my Steampunk Jesus
Ridin’ on the dashboard of my Victorian era timemachine…
August 24, 2010 at 10:31 am
I would consider this more Mortar and Pestle Punk.
August 24, 2010 at 10:31 am
you’d think the son of God wouldn’t need a time machine…
August 24, 2010 at 10:38 am
Is it disturbing anyone else that without the clock hands in there, it looks as if he has a vagina? Or if not that, that he has been made genderless at any rate?
August 24, 2010 at 10:39 am
Corinthians 7:10: For godly grief produces a repentance that leads to salvation without regret(sy), whereas worldly grief produces death.
August 24, 2010 at 10:41 am
The whole of the Bible was steampunk, didn’t you know? Jesus was tooling around Jerusalem with the apostles in one of those newfangled horseless carriages and the Ark was really a dirigible.
(Part of me really wants to know what the nuns from my parochial school would think of this. it is vetoed, however, by the greater part of me that is still scared shitless of them.)
August 24, 2010 at 10:47 am
If you’re going to sell a Jesus clock face, you should at least lay some hands on it.
August 24, 2010 at 10:49 am
Rascal – that’s the Hole-y Spirit.
August 24, 2010 at 10:50 am
My Steampunk alien overlords inform me that this is not steampunk.
And I believe everything my Steampunk alien overlords tell me to believe.
Hey, just like religion!
*runs and hides*
August 24, 2010 at 10:51 am
What time is it kids? It’s BLASPHEMY Time!
August 24, 2010 at 10:51 am
Jesus’ crotch- holier than thou
August 24, 2010 at 10:59 am
I hope they don’t sell “special” themed hands to fill the hole in Our Lord and Saviour. Okay, first train to Hell, I really do.
August 24, 2010 at 11:01 am
I think I’m going to cry. She destroyed a book to make stationary.
August 24, 2010 at 11:01 am
I can’t add to the funny here, but I would like to say that #20 and #34 need more “likes”!
August 24, 2010 at 11:02 am
Check thyself before thou wreck thyself…psalms 1:87
August 24, 2010 at 11:08 am
If Jesus looked like that when I was in school, I’d have converted to Christianity. Especially if they made us wear hats like that.
August 24, 2010 at 11:39 am
Now that’s a Glory Hole!
August 24, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Yeah right, maybe if jesus was steampunk I’d be christian.
Wait, no I wouldn’t.
August 24, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Please, please tell me that steam-powered Jesus will end up on a t-shirt.
August 24, 2010 at 2:11 pm
That’s Jesus H. Christs’ brother, Jesus H. G. Wells.
August 24, 2010 at 2:19 pm
with or without the clock hands it is still wrong no matter HOW
August 24, 2010 at 2:20 pm
you look at it SORRY computer glitch
August 24, 2010 at 2:46 pm
A fun jesus clock? I was in the market for the anti-fun version…
August 24, 2010 at 3:48 pm
@LeeLoo, Awwwthanks! But not really. Barefoot yes.
I can’t get my Ham back yet so I thought preggers would do. Maybe not a good choice? I guess I had placenta on the brain!
August 24, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Of course its steampunk. Jesus time travels riding a coal-powered lamb. everyone knows that, duhhh
August 24, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I’m wondering why all the handmade stuff featuring Jesus is so God-awful.
I did not know that bad taste was a prerequisite for Christianity.
August 24, 2010 at 5:21 pm
steam punk hu? sooo if it’s a clock related item of any kind and doesnt even have any gears at all? it must be steam punk?… well ok then .. i must be doing something wrong… i’m confused now
August 24, 2010 at 5:58 pm
FFS when will people learn that clock doesn’t = steampunk! thank our wind-up god that Regretsy now has a not remotely steampunk section
August 24, 2010 at 6:43 pm
At 6:30 he’s ‘sad’ Jesus. Buuuut a little after 3:15 and it’s sheep time! Hmm maybe that’s why he’s sad at 6:30.
August 25, 2010 at 4:41 am
It scares me that someone bought it.
August 25, 2010 at 10:09 am
OMG BLACK SHIRT!
August 25, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I love you for that poster. God bless your coal.
August 25, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Someone should really snap up the band name Vintage Jesus.
August 26, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I once was blind, but then Jesus shared his monocle…
The *er* nether regions of our lord and savior look like Abraham got at him.