And on the 8th day he builteth a boiler.
So every day at noon, the crotch of my Lord and Savior points towards heaven? Not cool.
At 3:15 the sheep bite it? Still not cool.
Always buy your vintage steampunk homemade clocks from etsy!
At quarter of 9, the branch tickles. (I need to stop thinking of these things and go say the Rosary.)
*This listing is for a ‘fun’ Jesus clock face.*
Like Jesus wearing a Flavor Flav clock face necklace instead of thorns kind of fun?
That was fast. It sold. I guess vintage jesus steampunk is rare. Gotta get it while you can.
At half past 4, the lambs tell you that you’ve been very baaaaad and must say 10 Hail Marys
I now have a new desktop background…
WWJD bracelets and Jesus is my Homeboy teeshirts I have heard are also steampunk.
Pretty much anything with Jesus’ face on it.
Excuse me Jesus… do you have the time?
We need regretsy inspired steampunk Jesus Merch… NOW!!!
I was skeptical when I heard that archaelogists are digging up goggles in Bethlehem & Jericho.
No more! This is all the proof I need. Hail merry.
It may not be steampunk but is that a genuine, detail-laden map of the U.S. I spot in the background?
Each time I look at this, I read “cock” and not “clock”. The strategically placed hole makes me feel less silly about it.
I have seen a lot of Jesi in my day but that shoop is one of the best ever.
Barefoot (aka Ham) just wanted to say congratulations.
Well, at least Jesus is vintage. I guess he was the first “upcycled”.
Stempunk Jeebus! I think my brain just blew a gasket.
BUT IT’S BROWN!! EVERYTHING BROWN IS STEAMPUNK!
It’s the earthy colors of the Victorian era, where everything was drab… I mean, come on. We have picture proof that everything was brown colored. Isn’t that what “Sepia” means?
“Blessed are the Geek, For They Shall Inherit the Earth” -UberL33t Bible, Book Of Mechinations Chapter 7, Verse 42.
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I didn’t realize before today that all those miracles were powered by coal
Oh no, it sold? Oh well, at least she has a vintage steampunk lamb clock face, and a vintage steampunk Jesus clockface!
What would you rather have, a savior that gets nailed to a wooded cross, or a savior in a kick-ass top hat that crosses the sea of Galilee in a steamboat while fighting Gothic zombie sheep?
I don’t care if it rains or freezes,
As long as I got my Steampunk Jesus
Ridin’ on the dashboard of my Victorian era timemachine…
I would consider this more Mortar and Pestle Punk.
you’d think the son of God wouldn’t need a time machine…
Is it disturbing anyone else that without the clock hands in there, it looks as if he has a vagina? Or if not that, that he has been made genderless at any rate?
Corinthians 7:10: For godly grief produces a repentance that leads to salvation without regret(sy), whereas worldly grief produces death.
The whole of the Bible was steampunk, didn’t you know? Jesus was tooling around Jerusalem with the apostles in one of those newfangled horseless carriages and the Ark was really a dirigible.
(Part of me really wants to know what the nuns from my parochial school would think of this. it is vetoed, however, by the greater part of me that is still scared shitless of them.)
If you’re going to sell a Jesus clock face, you should at least lay some hands on it.
Rascal – that’s the Hole-y Spirit.
My Steampunk alien overlords inform me that this is not steampunk.
And I believe everything my Steampunk alien overlords tell me to believe.
Hey, just like religion!
*runs and hides*
What time is it kids? It’s BLASPHEMY Time!
Jesus’ crotch- holier than thou
I hope they don’t sell “special” themed hands to fill the hole in Our Lord and Saviour. Okay, first train to Hell, I really do.
I think I’m going to cry. She destroyed a book to make stationary.
I can’t add to the funny here, but I would like to say that #20 and #34 need more “likes”!
Check thyself before thou wreck thyself…psalms 1:87
If Jesus looked like that when I was in school, I’d have converted to Christianity. Especially if they made us wear hats like that.
Now that’s a Glory Hole!
Yeah right, maybe if jesus was steampunk I’d be christian.
Wait, no I wouldn’t.
Please, please tell me that steam-powered Jesus will end up on a t-shirt.
That’s Jesus H. Christs’ brother, Jesus H. G. Wells.
with or without the clock hands it is still wrong no matter HOW
you look at it SORRY computer glitch
A fun jesus clock? I was in the market for the anti-fun version…
@LeeLoo, Awwwthanks! But not really. Barefoot yes.
I can’t get my Ham back yet so I thought preggers would do. Maybe not a good choice? I guess I had placenta on the brain!
Of course its steampunk. Jesus time travels riding a coal-powered lamb. everyone knows that, duhhh
I’m wondering why all the handmade stuff featuring Jesus is so God-awful.
I did not know that bad taste was a prerequisite for Christianity.
steam punk hu? sooo if it’s a clock related item of any kind and doesnt even have any gears at all? it must be steam punk?… well ok then .. i must be doing something wrong… i’m confused now
FFS when will people learn that clock doesn’t = steampunk! thank our wind-up god that Regretsy now has a not remotely steampunk section
At 6:30 he’s ‘sad’ Jesus. Buuuut a little after 3:15 and it’s sheep time! Hmm maybe that’s why he’s sad at 6:30.
It scares me that someone bought it.
OMG BLACK SHIRT!
I love you for that poster. God bless your coal.
Someone should really snap up the band name Vintage Jesus.
I once was blind, but then Jesus shared his monocle…
The *er* nether regions of our lord and savior look like Abraham got at him.
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