New Ebay Auctions Tonight!
What are you doing tonight, say 6:00 PM PST? Besides washing down Ding Dongs with vodka?
I’ll tell you what you’re doing, you’re checking out Regretsy’s fantastic Ebay charity auctions!
Yes, from time to time, Regretsy auctions off spectacular goods donated by Regretsy artists and fans. Whether it’s handmade jewelry, terrifying dolls or pants-wetting artwork, we make a big deal out of it until you buy it, and then we can all go back to drinking ourselves to death.
Sound fun? You bet it is! And tonight is no exception!
We have two mind numbing lots of awesome up for grabs tonight, and the proceeds will benefit two very special people who need a little help. So come back here at 6:00 or check our Ebay page, and see what kind of fuckery we have for you this time.
And while we’re on the subject of awesomeschmaltz, Regretsy has reached a milestone: We have now raised over $10,000 for charity! That’s an average of about $1000 a month!
In addition to Ebay auctions, we raise money by donating book royalties. If you buy the Regretsy book from the Amazon link on the left, my royalties are donated to charity, and Amazon throws in another 5%.
We also raise money from Zazzle merchandise sales. All proceeds from our extensive and horrific Zazzle store are donated to charity.
So take a look at the crap we’ve stuffed in our store, and if you see anything you like, just buy it and stop being such a pussy.
See you at 6:00!