So, you want a glove like Freddy’s that is not like Freddy’s? So like the leather part is replaced with black lace? Hey, would that make it steampunk? Oh, this so should have been tagged as steampunk, hot damn!
What’s funny (or sad you decide) is that I can totally picture what she’s talking about. Although I’d be thinking movie prop but clearly I’m not in the correct head-space. If she thinks she can get a full armor glove, feminine or not, for less than $300 she has many more issues than the ones driving this request.
ok so the seller probably has to “test” to see just how sharp the blades are, correct?
because, god forbid, they only scratch the flesh and don’t cut it
There are a TAD bit too many kinky folk on Etsy, NOT like there’s anything wrong with that, but a MUST is that we should hear about it here on Regretsy.
She should just check out some of the finger scissors on the female toll collectors along the NJ Turnpike.
I’m pretty sure the could cut flesh, but they don’t handle small change very well.
I went to college in Denton, and when I was last there a few years ago, there was a guy selling tobacco/living out of a van. He refused to wear shoes, so when it rained, to protect his infected toes, he put condoms over his toes. So in the charitable spirit of Regretsy, maybe the winning bidder should make a sock version of this glove and send it to that guy.
Yes it’s probably for kinky play, and there are more than a few sites where she can find exactly what she’s looking for. But they are established by people in the scene who know what the market can bear, and this buyer is hoping that someone without a clue will give it a shot for thirty measly bucks. Cheap bitch.
Dude. I totally spent too much time at the ren faire this summer, because till I read “blood play”, I was thinking it was a lame-ass attempt to get past the weapons-check at the gate.
I gotta hang out with normal people once in a while.
My first thought, unfortunately, was also blood play.
Perhaps Etsy is not the best place to be getting your fetish gear dear requester.
All I can image is some poor person being sliced apart by a “vintage” glove with exacto knives sewn to the fingertips. And how hard it will be to explain to the emergency room staff exactly what they had been doing.
It’s not just that dedicated fetish shops know what the market can bear but what the play requires, which I should have pointed out but I was PWC (posting without coffee).
…I was going to add ‘trips to ER never add to a scene’ but that’s just setting myself up for learning that for some, it does. And I just don’t want to know.
Obviously she just wants to be Dr. Claw for Halloween. Mark my words – she’ll submit a request later in the week for a brown trenchcoat and a computer book for her husband and daughter and a collar for her dog that says “Brain”.
@Methuselah-Too bad we can’t email the seller and let her know that! I sometimes think it’s not that the fetish sites are too expensive for them but that by going to those sites they are admitting their kink.
So they go on Etsy, make an Alchemy request, buy something, and then have some explaining to do. About the fetish they didn’t want anyone in their small town to find out about.
This post makes me incredibly glad I’m not going to college in Denton anymore…it’d add a whole new dimension of terror to visiting the Sack ‘n Save around midnight.
I’m presuming this person must be a townie since they want it done for $30…if the person in question was a spoiled rotten college brat, they’d just beg mommy and daddy for these: http://sn.im/10rsqs
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
August 23, 2010 at 7:20 pm
YAY DENTON, HOME OF HAPPINESS!
I actually made gloves like this for a Halloween costume many years back. They were very simple and quite feminine, but being for one night of bar-hopping only, they weren’t made to last. You COULD poke someone’s eyes out with them, though.
August 23, 2010 at 9:34 am
So, you want a glove like Freddy’s that is not like Freddy’s? So like the leather part is replaced with black lace? Hey, would that make it steampunk? Oh, this so should have been tagged as steampunk, hot damn!
BTW, what’s with “cutting flesh?” eek.
August 23, 2010 at 9:35 am
Your definition of “TAD” and my definition of “TAD” are a tad different.
August 23, 2010 at 9:36 am
Glad to see this conforms to the rule of “If you start something with ‘this may sound crazy…,’ it is.” Just it is odd, more than a tad.
August 23, 2010 at 9:36 am
Dominatrix much?
August 23, 2010 at 9:37 am
Dagnabbit, trousers. Darn your fast typing fingers to heck.
Guess I should have taken off my blade-tipped gloves before I tried to comment.
August 23, 2010 at 9:39 am
would it help if we put some nail polish on the ends of the blades….would that make it feminine enough?
August 23, 2010 at 9:40 am
I didn’t realize there was a demand for such feminine wear in Texas. My eyes have been opened.
August 23, 2010 at 9:42 am
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August 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
Should I turn myself in for accessory to murder right after I ship it off, or wait a few weeks?
August 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
So… finger dentata, then.
August 23, 2010 at 9:51 am
Make sure it’s feminine because, goddamnit, when I’m going around slicing people up, I’m still a lady.
Let’s get her together with the previous post. This would be the perfect thing to sculpt his/her pubes with, wouldn’t it?
Texas. Another state I will now not be visiting.
August 23, 2010 at 9:55 am
#4 if she was wouldn’t she say “I want finger armor NOW.”
August 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
August 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
Has someone seen Edward Scissorhands one too many times?
August 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
She wants Ann Coulter’s hand, right?
August 23, 2010 at 9:59 am
I do not mean that as a compliment to the aforementioned bitch.
August 23, 2010 at 10:02 am
This will end badly when they are wearing this thing and forget and pick their nose.
August 23, 2010 at 10:02 am
What’s funny (or sad you decide) is that I can totally picture what she’s talking about. Although I’d be thinking movie prop but clearly I’m not in the correct head-space. If she thinks she can get a full armor glove, feminine or not, for less than $300 she has many more issues than the ones driving this request.
August 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
When I saw the town all I could think of was:
“Denton, Denton, you’ve got no pretension
You’re where the heart is, you’re OK”
I’m guessing it’s sort of appropriate. After all, this girl’s probably intending to use her glove to leap at people’s hearts & jugulars anyway.
August 23, 2010 at 10:10 am
ok so the seller probably has to “test” to see just how sharp the blades are, correct?
because, god forbid, they only scratch the flesh and don’t cut it
August 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
Do we call the cops now? Or wait for the news report to hit the airwaves?
August 23, 2010 at 10:23 am
Just because you posted it online doesn’t mean it’s not a paper trail.
August 23, 2010 at 10:25 am
There are a TAD bit too many kinky folk on Etsy, NOT like there’s anything wrong with that, but a MUST is that we should hear about it here on Regretsy.
August 23, 2010 at 10:31 am
Oh Denton, TX. Going to the grocery store will be even more fun! Seriously, it’s a freak show here.
August 23, 2010 at 10:33 am
She should just check out some of the finger scissors on the female toll collectors along the NJ Turnpike.
I’m pretty sure the could cut flesh, but they don’t handle small change very well.
August 23, 2010 at 10:36 am
A mate just went, ” Yah, its probably for blood play, like” I am now concerned about why I know said friend
August 23, 2010 at 10:38 am
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a single lady is in want of a fine, artfully laced, ball poppin’ glove.
August 23, 2010 at 10:41 am
I went to college in Denton, and when I was last there a few years ago, there was a guy selling tobacco/living out of a van. He refused to wear shoes, so when it rained, to protect his infected toes, he put condoms over his toes. So in the charitable spirit of Regretsy, maybe the winning bidder should make a sock version of this glove and send it to that guy.
August 23, 2010 at 10:42 am
because nothing says “girly” like skin-shredding finger gloves.
i feel pretty!
oh so pretty!
i feel pretty & witty & gay!
August 23, 2010 at 10:42 am
Blood play?
Like Thumb Wrestling done ultimate cage fighting style? One two three four- I do declare a thumb war.
August 23, 2010 at 10:49 am
Yes it’s probably for kinky play, and there are more than a few sites where she can find exactly what she’s looking for. But they are established by people in the scene who know what the market can bear, and this buyer is hoping that someone without a clue will give it a shot for thirty measly bucks. Cheap bitch.
August 23, 2010 at 10:51 am
August 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
Dude. I totally spent too much time at the ren faire this summer, because till I read “blood play”, I was thinking it was a lame-ass attempt to get past the weapons-check at the gate.
I gotta hang out with normal people once in a while.
August 23, 2010 at 10:55 am
“The most difficult part is MORE THAN LIKELY I DO WANT it to be feminine”. You’re not sure?????? Whats the influence Evil Dead or The Piano????
August 23, 2010 at 10:59 am
I just hope she takes it off before going to the bathroom.
August 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
Note to self- no model shoots in Denton Texas. I think I will be forever paranoid of models who want to wear gloves.
August 23, 2010 at 11:07 am
My first thought, unfortunately, was also blood play.
Perhaps Etsy is not the best place to be getting your fetish gear dear requester.
All I can image is some poor person being sliced apart by a “vintage” glove with exacto knives sewn to the fingertips. And how hard it will be to explain to the emergency room staff exactly what they had been doing.
August 23, 2010 at 11:12 am
So, I guess it means I’m odd that my only real reaction to this was “wow, $30? good luck with that”?
August 23, 2010 at 11:21 am
I think requester has watched Batman with Catwoman too many times: http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs331.snc3/29168_643812043530_18915181_37409137_6615732_n.jpg
August 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
@ #37 knittin-kitten: +100
It’s not just that dedicated fetish shops know what the market can bear but what the play requires, which I should have pointed out but I was PWC (posting without coffee).
…I was going to add ‘trips to ER never add to a scene’ but that’s just setting myself up for learning that for some, it does. And I just don’t want to know.
August 23, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Obviously she just wants to be Dr. Claw for Halloween. Mark my words – she’ll submit a request later in the week for a brown trenchcoat and a computer book for her husband and daughter and a collar for her dog that says “Brain”.
August 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I hope her husband knows hes going to be Mr Bobbitt next time he sleeps….
August 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
@Methuselah-Too bad we can’t email the seller and let her know that! I sometimes think it’s not that the fetish sites are too expensive for them but that by going to those sites they are admitting their kink.
So they go on Etsy, make an Alchemy request, buy something, and then have some explaining to do. About the fetish they didn’t want anyone in their small town to find out about.
Amazing how the circle of life works, isn’t it?
August 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
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August 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Sounds like she wants to become an honorary Scissor Sister. – OH SNAP
ouch just cut myself with my dainty knifey gloves
August 23, 2010 at 12:49 pm
This post makes me incredibly glad I’m not going to college in Denton anymore…it’d add a whole new dimension of terror to visiting the Sack ‘n Save around midnight.
I’m presuming this person must be a townie since they want it done for $30…if the person in question was a spoiled rotten college brat, they’d just beg mommy and daddy for these: http://sn.im/10rsqs
August 23, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Hello TAD. some punctuation would be nice.
August 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Note to requestor:
RPG’s are pretend!!!
August 23, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Near Dark fan? or Near Dark Psycho?
August 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Etsy: Your place to buy and sell all things handmade bargain basement fetish gear, vintage vagina art, and supplies for poorly made sex toys.
August 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm
just give me a glove and i will shove iron nails through the fingers. now where is my $30.00 bucks
August 23, 2010 at 4:02 pm
I fully expect this item to be featured in the Pyramid Collection catalog by this time next year.
August 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm
I’m probably wrong, but it sounds like she wants these for a Molly costume.
August 23, 2010 at 6:22 pm
as hard as i try, i just can’t imagine any possible way that this could end well
August 23, 2010 at 7:20 pm
YAY DENTON, HOME OF HAPPINESS!
I actually made gloves like this for a Halloween costume many years back. They were very simple and quite feminine, but being for one night of bar-hopping only, they weren’t made to last. You COULD poke someone’s eyes out with them, though.
August 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Oh good! I’m from Denton!
August 24, 2010 at 4:17 pm
I’m wondering where the two people that always bid on this shit were when this was posted.
August 24, 2010 at 5:52 pm
@#56 scw0091: Well, you’re obviously a Regretsy fan. There’s still hope. ;>)
August 24, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Denton Denton rah rah rah Denton Denton rah rah rah (If Denton’s so fucking happy, why is the sign in a graveyard)?
August 25, 2010 at 12:28 pm
I live way too close to this person for my own comfort. 0.0
August 25, 2010 at 1:33 pm
#60 Beth:
I was thinking the EXACT same thing. o_O
August 26, 2010 at 3:14 pm
“i do want it to be feminine”
Fixed that for you:
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Dragonflywer/glove_Wuornos.jpg
It’s days late, but just had to be done.
September 1, 2010 at 11:40 am
nightmare on elm streets turned gay?!