Thank You for Eating My Friend – UPDATE
Thank you for eating my friend
After you died and came back again
Your heart is blue
And your pals are a restaurant
And though you are a zombie
And eating everyone you knew
When you see
Delicious brains inside of me
You just look the other way
Thank you for eating my friend
UPDATE: Hat tip to Regretsy regular Bills Bayou, who created this stunning piece of fuckery.
August 23, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I mean, Rose really shouldn’t be a zombie.
August 23, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I love Chuck Hodi! These are amazing!
August 23, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I always wondered about Little Orphan Annie’s real family…..
August 23, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Somebody’s spinning in their grave right about now.
August 23, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Great – now I can’t get the Golden Girls theme song out of my head. Also, I love you April!
August 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I always figured if zombies had attacked the Golden Girls Sophia would be the one to survive being the small, scrappy, smart one.
August 23, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I kind of want an animation where those hats from the previous post are removed and these prints are the reveal. Then I could splice it into the receiving line segment of our wedding video.
August 23, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Hahaha
Chuck has been regretsied!
He has more prints if anyone else wants them, just convo him on etsy
August 23, 2010 at 4:44 pm
I’d personally like to see a spinoff painting for Empty Nest… granted Richard Mulligan is the only key player that’s dead, but Kristy McNichol and David Leisure’s careers are pretty well dead…
August 23, 2010 at 5:00 pm
ZBORNAK ZOMBIE who knew?
August 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm
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August 23, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Screw the painting. I’m digging your theme song.
August 23, 2010 at 5:03 pm
We’re really hitting the “brilliant execution of an uncipherable idea” category hard today.
I know somebody who considers Bea practically a saint. I wonder what he’d think of these.
August 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I might have watched that show if they were like this….I LIKE IT!!
August 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Chuck originally made these for a Golden Girls art show In Hollywood, Ca. It was back when 3 were still alive I think.
warning- may not be work safe.
Pictures from the event.
http://laist.com/2007/08/12/golden_girls_go.php
August 23, 2010 at 5:05 pm
congrats to Chuck! i favorited these as soon as i saw them….sooo funny!
this gives “the facts of life” with mrs. garrett’s naked tit painting a run for its money!
August 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm
“And your pals are a restaurant”
You just penned my new favorite lyric. I’m swimming in entendres.
August 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Another artist I can totally love. Twisted, talented, AND reasonably priced!
August 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Betty’s my favorite
August 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Those bitties will be coming at me in my nightmares now!
August 23, 2010 at 5:20 pm
This is so awesome…I want to view it in my room!
August 23, 2010 at 5:21 pm
If anyone knows how to get blood out of a white t-shirt it will be one of those four.
August 23, 2010 at 5:22 pm
They’ll only eat brains at 4:30 pm, to catch the earlybird special.
August 23, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Sophia only has to wear the glasses for fashion now.
August 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm
@LeeLooDallas and you can be sure they won’t leave a tip.
view it in a room full of rattan.
August 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm
alright- he has more in stock now for anyone who missed the featured set
http://www.etsy.com/listing/54562989/zombie-golden-girls
August 23, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I think I’ve now seen a little more of the GG that I want/need. Ever. The spread eagle ones were the most evil…..but maybe I should put these on the wall in the manflesh’s office…..
August 23, 2010 at 6:01 pm
#11 cecikierk: I don’t know about that… I’m a GG fan and a zombie fan.
I love these.
August 23, 2010 at 6:07 pm
sometimes, somewhere along the line, and for no logical reason, bat-shit insane becomes brain-meltingly AWESOME!
so help me, I LIKE it!
August 23, 2010 at 6:39 pm
regretsy math ..golden girls + world war Z = this… this is kinda grotesque and weird.. but cool all in one…
August 23, 2010 at 6:40 pm
This is one of those mind-blowingly awesome things you slip in every so often, ISN’T IT?
August 23, 2010 at 6:55 pm
“You just penned my new favorite lyric. I’m swimming in entendres. ”
I dunno, @#17 MaraudingJ… shouldn’t that be entres?
August 23, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Aaaaand another seller favorited.
August 23, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I have to admit, I am not greatly repulsed.
August 23, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Thank you for making me do a spit take on my monitor…again…
August 23, 2010 at 7:41 pm
The only thing cooler than the Zombie Golden Girl portraits is your hilarious theme song. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm brains with awesome sauce!
August 23, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Well, damn. I bet people want to hear Rose’s St. Olaf stories even less now, because they sort of all segway into how she’s going to eat them.
August 24, 2010 at 1:18 am
Mamma mia, what genius! I LOVE Chucks stuff. Thanks so much HK for turning me onto it!
Thanks too to creepydolls for the link to the pics from the artshow. Shere brilliance. Betty White as a Nazi Dominatrix! Fabulous!
August 24, 2010 at 1:38 am
This is all sorts of awesome.
You know… I can see Betty White getting a huge kick out of this painting.
August 24, 2010 at 3:44 am
The good news is that they will still be able to collect Social Security.
August 24, 2010 at 8:17 am
I love this!
August 24, 2010 at 8:24 am
Zombie Girls Puppet Theater:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/billsbayou/ZombieGirls.gif
August 24, 2010 at 8:34 am
Absolutely freakin’ brilliant BillsBayou! Bravo!
August 24, 2010 at 8:51 am
Chuck’s GG prints, HK’s Zombie theme song, and BillsBayou’s puppet show – what an amazing trifecta of whimsical fuckery!
August 24, 2010 at 9:21 am
@# 42 – billsbayou.
i can almost hear the laugh track…
THAT was the best thing i’ve ever seen.
August 24, 2010 at 9:42 am
#42…About the funniest thing I’ve seen here. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
August 24, 2010 at 10:00 am
I like it. Done well. I would like to see a full landscape scene of all of them in a action sequence.
August 24, 2010 at 11:14 am
billsbayou – fuckin’ hysterical. Really. Now that damn theme song (zombified version) will be stuck in my head all day….
August 24, 2010 at 11:46 am
So much to love here! The song lyrics are hysterical and then you have the finger puppets! This post made my day!
August 24, 2010 at 12:06 pm
BillsBayou, I fucking love youuu!
August 24, 2010 at 2:13 pm
remember zombie seniors are only dangerous when you are in a bingo hall
August 24, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Oh my God! I am watching GG even as I type this! I pretty much live for that show! The puppet theatre is excellent!
August 24, 2010 at 8:32 pm
BillsBayou, ur doin it rite.
August 25, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Bills….you complete me .
August 30, 2010 at 7:45 am
I hope nobody tells Betty White about this. If she didn’t understand Facebook, Zombies may be the death of her and I’d hate to lose Regretsy because Ms. Winchell would only get to use a computer for mere minutes a day in prison and only to email her minister with the answers to her prison Bible study quizes.
September 2, 2010 at 1:59 pm
My brother bought these for me as a birthday gift, I have pretty much never been happier. Where else but in the good ol’ U S of A could my two sick obsessions be combined. Zombies and The Golden Girls <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Do you think someone would answer an Alchemy request for a Bea Arthur Butt Plug?