1. the pose
2. the hair on that man’s legs
3. The pacifier
4. He’s wearing glasses and they have not fallen off (if for no other reason than fear)
5. I’m pretty sure that he’s wearing a diaper. For real.
What a lazy baby you are, cant even take a picture with every single onesie, you bad baby! and one of the pictures is out of focus! thats an hour time out, and no Pabst Blue Ribbon in your bottle for naptime! Spankin for sure, with gloves on.
ummm…do these people not realize Regretsy will find them and we will flame them? I mean especially with this much ammo, are there not other sites that are ‘tailored” to there “fetish” that would be more appropriate for this request? I mean WTF!!!!!!! I can’t even form a smart ass,witty,clever comment on this one….*shudders*
They better not. Harassing an Etsy seller is grounds for the banhammer. – HK
sweet jesus, mary, and joseph. ya know, i get it….different strokes for different folks. i can dig it.
but.
if the day ever comes that the only way i can achieve the big “O” is by pretending my partner is an infant, please let THAT be the day that someone far wiser than i puts me out of my infinite misery.
this is sexually ridiculous.
Is this a new kind of weirdness or have they always been around? (picturing 6-layered, tight Victorian baby garb with about 500 hooks and eyes). Do they have giant-sized American Indian baby carriers? (can’t remember the name)
So, is the alchemy requester a dude or a chick?
B4 I process the ‘girlie-hello kitty embroidery thing I need to know.’Cuz if it is a dude wanting girlie imagery , that would ratchet this shit up even higher on the oh fuck-ometer. And would the rainbow mentioned be that of a unicorn?
And now I’m sad that I know all about this, and that it apparently wasnt’ common knowledge (I’m hoping it was an episode of Real Sex on HBO instead of someone telling me about this or asking me to play “mom” at a SF convention)
Right after we got divorced after our Oh-So-Brief marriage, my Mom called me on the phone: “Turn on ‘Donahue’!” Sure enough, adult men in diapers, commenting from cribs.
Thanks Mom. Glad my family could all share in the hilarity of the situation.
Like the cat post below, this is filed under ‘Fetishes I Prefer to Pretend Don’t Exist Because Seriously, People — What the Fuck?!?’. It’s nicer that way.
#35 – Check out the ebay market for used, dirty socks if you are looking to pad your monthly income to strange fetishists. Much easier to mail off dirty laundry! (not that I’ve done this, but it might be a solution for paying the bills incase this economy affects my employment in a negative fashion.)
not only do I now have hairy man’s diapered ass burnt into my retinas, when I went to the actual listing, I think I might actually know this person…which makes me want to kill myself.
I’m not quite sure why everyone seems so scared of this tribe-yes they’re wierd & gross, but among consenting ‘adults’ ahem, they seem pretty benign & harmless.
I’d be willing to bet that getting them to do almost anything would be like taking candy from a baby.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Well, I guess if you’re going to “ageplay” (is that a verb?), then you ought to do it in style. This shop misses the boat in that department. Shame on them. (My stomach feels queasy suddenly…)
You’ve got to check out this guy’s profile. I had to use a Yahoo search to know what he was talking about. I have to say that I am learning quite a bit about sexual fantasies and philias from Regretsy. Unfortunately, it’s more than I WANT to know!
You know, if early in our dating lives, my future husband had shown up at my door with an adult onesie and a diaper in his hand and a hopeful smile on his face, I don’t know what I would have done. It certainly would have put the “worse” in “for better or for worse”. I try to have an open mind, but unlike the snaps, I fear it would have been a deal breaker.
You know, I’m a live and let live kind of gal, and if it floats someone’s boat to dress like a baby, I’m cool with that.
BUT as a woman who has spent the past eight years raising babies and looking forward to the day when I will not have to deal with anyone’s poop but my own, I cannot for the life of me imagine any woman in the history of the world getting turned on by being the Mommy in this little scenario.
Clicking this link is a little like playing Russian Roulette with all the chambers full. You KNOW you’re fucked if you click it. But go ahead. You know you want to. Yes, I DID. Now I’m going over to Etsy to steal knitting needles for my eyes
Hi, I’m the model in the second picture. I apologize if some of you were scarred by it, but there’s nothing immoral about this fetish and I am certainly not a pedophile. I am an educated, responsible, moral young man who just happens to also like dressing up as a baby sometimes. I have a girlfriend who enjoys helping me, too, and she is also otherwise a normal and responsible person. We have been very happy and in love for over five years now. I do apologize for my hairy legs, they are totally gross!
Anyway, I know this is a site designed to make fun of things so I’m definitely not offended by anything said here. I just thought I’d chime in and hopefully spread some positive awareness.
August 19, 2010 at 9:32 am
Failure to create a snap-crotch is always a deal breaker for me, too.
August 19, 2010 at 9:37 am
Forgt the onesie-I’m fascinated (not) by the adult diapers-should we call those number two-sies?
For those ‘lite’ days when a thong just won’t do.
August 19, 2010 at 9:38 am
Somebody needs a spanking….
August 19, 2010 at 9:41 am
‘stored in a smoke free environment’-smoke free, light free, air free & made to obscure all signs of life.
Like in a dungeon
August 19, 2010 at 9:42 am
The alchemy request was bad enough, then I scrolled down. And now my soul is sad. The kind of sadness that only vodka can cure.
Maybe “sad” is the wrong word… disturbed. Yes, my soul is deeply disturbed and now I want to drink away this memory.
August 19, 2010 at 9:44 am
I didn’t know this sort of role playing existed and now i am ill.
August 19, 2010 at 9:44 am
Nothing warms me up ‘for play’like a hairy legged guy with a pacifier in his mouth.
August 19, 2010 at 9:45 am
NOT CUTE NOT CUTE NOT CUTE.
Excuse me I have to go stare at my dog and eat chocolate to undo this damage.
August 19, 2010 at 9:45 am
Things that are horrifying about that listing:
1. the pose
2. the hair on that man’s legs
3. The pacifier
4. He’s wearing glasses and they have not fallen off (if for no other reason than fear)
5. I’m pretty sure that he’s wearing a diaper. For real.
August 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
And people wonder why I don’t date anymore. I’ve said to my friends that it seems like men just want a mommy, but this is taking it a bit far.
I’m with Patty. I need a drink.
August 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
Just when I thought I’d seen everything…
August 19, 2010 at 9:50 am
What a lazy baby you are, cant even take a picture with every single onesie, you bad baby! and one of the pictures is out of focus! thats an hour time out, and no Pabst Blue Ribbon in your bottle for naptime! Spankin for sure, with gloves on.
August 19, 2010 at 9:51 am
Nearly as frightening as this whole so called adult play thing is, are those hideous sheets baby bubba is posing on.
August 19, 2010 at 9:51 am
Je, to continue the Horror List:
6. He’s probably turned on by 1 – 5.
August 19, 2010 at 9:54 am
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August 19, 2010 at 9:54 am
Vile & Evil–Haha! You are correct, I’m certain.
August 19, 2010 at 9:57 am
sweet jesus, mary, and joseph. ya know, i get it….different strokes for different folks. i can dig it.
but.
if the day ever comes that the only way i can achieve the big “O” is by pretending my partner is an infant, please let THAT be the day that someone far wiser than i puts me out of my infinite misery.
this is sexually ridiculous.
August 19, 2010 at 10:03 am
Is this a new kind of weirdness or have they always been around? (picturing 6-layered, tight Victorian baby garb with about 500 hooks and eyes). Do they have giant-sized American Indian baby carriers? (can’t remember the name)
August 19, 2010 at 10:03 am
Etsy: for bargain fetish wear.
August 19, 2010 at 10:04 am
#16 – typically it’s the baby who is getting the gratification. the other person is frequently a “hired gun”
#17 papoose
August 19, 2010 at 10:05 am
So, is the alchemy requester a dude or a chick?
B4 I process the ‘girlie-hello kitty embroidery thing I need to know.’Cuz if it is a dude wanting girlie imagery , that would ratchet this shit up even higher on the oh fuck-ometer. And would the rainbow mentioned be that of a unicorn?
August 19, 2010 at 10:05 am
And now I’m sad that I know all about this, and that it apparently wasnt’ common knowledge (I’m hoping it was an episode of Real Sex on HBO instead of someone telling me about this or asking me to play “mom” at a SF convention)
August 19, 2010 at 10:07 am
My first ex-husband would have loved one of those.
Primarily why he’s my ‘ex’ husband.
August 19, 2010 at 10:08 am
masochesty.
August 19, 2010 at 10:09 am
*masochetsy…..dam it.
August 19, 2010 at 10:11 am
I’ve just finished up listening to the whole archive of the April Winchell show, so I am well aware of adult babies. What a thing to be proud of.
August 19, 2010 at 10:15 am
There are some things I just really don’t want to know.
This one tops that list.
August 19, 2010 at 10:20 am
Maybe he can team up with the Geese Crossing artist.
August 19, 2010 at 10:22 am
What’s the rush ? Don’t these folks realize that if they survive to a very ripe old age, they may have to wear diapers?
August 19, 2010 at 10:25 am
Who wants to go with me down to the pub and drink these images away?
August 19, 2010 at 10:27 am
I registered and de-lurking to say:
Oh my god. You guys think YOU need a drink? I went to high school with that guy. I was in Drama Club with him. He went to my CHURCH.
Help me, my brain just fell out of my ear.
August 19, 2010 at 10:27 am
Talk about a money shot.
As in, I would pay money to forget that I saw this.
Knowing there are people who engage in this is one thing (thanks CSI), but seeing it on Etsy is so much ookier.
August 19, 2010 at 10:29 am
Right after we got divorced after our Oh-So-Brief marriage, my Mom called me on the phone: “Turn on ‘Donahue’!” Sure enough, adult men in diapers, commenting from cribs.
Thanks Mom. Glad my family could all share in the hilarity of the situation.
August 19, 2010 at 10:46 am
Eeeeeeewwwwwwww. This has knocked the snark right out of me.
August 19, 2010 at 10:47 am
Okay, it gets better…..from the feedback:
‘can’t wait to get it & wear it around town’
‘i feel all bubbly thinking about my new diaper’
I’m taking JillHannah’s @ # 8′s plan & am now going to stare at my dog & eat chocolate.
August 19, 2010 at 10:54 am
I have to laugh when I saw the sales count: 294. Seems this person is doing -way- better than I am on Etsy!
August 19, 2010 at 10:56 am
For those of you stuck at work or who don’t have a dog to stare at… this is Easton the Chihuahua at six weeks old.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4135/4892374244_9c00d29425.jpg
Just breathe and you’ll be okay.
August 19, 2010 at 10:59 am
It’s when I see fuckery like this that I ask myself why I quit drinking. It would just be so much easier if I did. Then I could forget I saw this.
August 19, 2010 at 10:59 am
that’s it!
Civilization has officially collapsed
pass the bottle please
…and if it’s got a nipple on it, someone’s getting forcibly put into time out
August 19, 2010 at 11:01 am
Thanks Patty! Between Eaton and my kitty I think I’ll survive. What a cutie!
The sad thing is, this is one of the milder fetishes I’ve been exposed to.
August 19, 2010 at 11:03 am
Like the cat post below, this is filed under ‘Fetishes I Prefer to Pretend Don’t Exist Because Seriously, People — What the Fuck?!?’. It’s nicer that way.
August 19, 2010 at 11:05 am
#29 Two childhoods just isn’t enough for some people. For some others, it’s one adulthood too many.
August 19, 2010 at 11:06 am
#35 – Check out the ebay market for used, dirty socks if you are looking to pad your monthly income to strange fetishists. Much easier to mail off dirty laundry! (not that I’ve done this, but it might be a solution for paying the bills incase this economy affects my employment in a negative fashion.)
August 19, 2010 at 11:10 am
Does it come with a free Pedobear shirt for the, um, consenting partner?
August 19, 2010 at 11:12 am
not only do I now have hairy man’s diapered ass burnt into my retinas, when I went to the actual listing, I think I might actually know this person…which makes me want to kill myself.
August 19, 2010 at 11:13 am
Are there any etsy sellers marketing eye bleach?
Damn my first post and it on this
August 19, 2010 at 11:25 am
294 sales since January . . . hmmm.
August 19, 2010 at 11:31 am
#45 jessguthrie:
I DO know him. and I’m terrified.
August 19, 2010 at 12:05 pm
I was going to write something snarky until I realized that the person wanting the adult onesie lived in the same city that I do.
Now I’m just frightened. Moreso because I know people who would probably wear it if left to their own devices.
August 19, 2010 at 12:08 pm
I hope the buyer didn’t already pay full price, I just found a coupon for her:
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/coupon.jpg
August 19, 2010 at 12:13 pm
I’m not quite sure why everyone seems so scared of this tribe-yes they’re wierd & gross, but among consenting ‘adults’ ahem, they seem pretty benign & harmless.
I’d be willing to bet that getting them to do almost anything would be like taking candy from a baby.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
August 19, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Please pass the eye bleach. And I’m in for the booze, too.
August 19, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Well, I guess if you’re going to “ageplay” (is that a verb?), then you ought to do it in style. This shop misses the boat in that department. Shame on them. (My stomach feels queasy suddenly…)
August 19, 2010 at 12:30 pm
What a disgusting hairy babyman, I just spit up on my bib a little.
August 19, 2010 at 12:38 pm
waaah-waaah. i want contrasting shorts & onesie.
waaah-waaah. i want girly embroidery.
waaah-waaah. i want a snap crotch.
cry-baby.
August 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm
You’ve got to check out this guy’s profile. I had to use a Yahoo search to know what he was talking about. I have to say that I am learning quite a bit about sexual fantasies and philias from Regretsy. Unfortunately, it’s more than I WANT to know!
August 19, 2010 at 12:48 pm
That person in the onesie is in an interesting position…are we SURE that’s a man?
August 19, 2010 at 1:04 pm
uh…. wouldn’t that be a body suit?
August 19, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Hey Skully!
How come you haven’t photoshopped goatse hands on that ass yet??
He’s just asking for it
August 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
That is a chimps ass, I am going to drink until it true. *shudders violently*
August 19, 2010 at 1:51 pm
oh god, customer appreciation photo for the second one
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/ifb_fullxfull.5521718.jpg
August 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm
What.
The fuck.
Is wrong with people.
August 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm
I can’t really explain why, but when I saw the picture below, this popped into my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnsHpPNltBw
August 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm
*dance-hopping around*
We’re kids incorporated!
K-I-D-S yeah!
August 19, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I can never unsee that listing photo. GAHHHHHH.
It took me a while to realize that it was a guy.
August 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Having hung around here awhile, this doesn’t surprise me in the least. Disgusts me in the most, but doesn’t surprise me in the least.
August 19, 2010 at 3:03 pm
What is seen cannot be unseen. This post makes me wish I liked alcohol.
August 19, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Thank goodness they’re made in a smoke free cave-you wouldn’t want to smoke around the bebes.
August 19, 2010 at 4:28 pm
You know, if early in our dating lives, my future husband had shown up at my door with an adult onesie and a diaper in his hand and a hopeful smile on his face, I don’t know what I would have done. It certainly would have put the “worse” in “for better or for worse”. I try to have an open mind, but unlike the snaps, I fear it would have been a deal breaker.
August 19, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Dad???
August 19, 2010 at 6:00 pm
If I was in the market for this I really don’t think second hand smoke would be my main concern.
August 19, 2010 at 6:49 pm
The most terrifying part about this for me is that whoever is requesting this apparently is my one of my neighbors.
August 19, 2010 at 7:38 pm
You know, I’m a live and let live kind of gal, and if it floats someone’s boat to dress like a baby, I’m cool with that.
BUT as a woman who has spent the past eight years raising babies and looking forward to the day when I will not have to deal with anyone’s poop but my own, I cannot for the life of me imagine any woman in the history of the world getting turned on by being the Mommy in this little scenario.
August 19, 2010 at 7:43 pm
I thought the photo was one of Helen’s famous photoshop funnies. Then I realized it was an actual Etsy listing and I threw up!
August 19, 2010 at 9:14 pm
#32 CSI clued me in on this crew also
#70 That’s not dad, that’s the pilot
I’d gouge out my eyes but I don’t think I could claw out the neurons passing that image back and forth.
August 19, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Ironic that it took a desire to never grow up for this man to learn to sew his own clothes?
August 20, 2010 at 5:53 am
MY EYES!!!!! MY EYESSSSSSS!!!!!!
okay…for starters that “pose” isn’t attractive for a man WITHOUT the onsie, let alone with it.
And secondly,Icky.
August 20, 2010 at 5:54 am
#51 That made me cry. On a Friday. That is so not nice.
August 20, 2010 at 6:03 am
Onesies are one piece, aren’t they? I mean, that’s why they’re called “onesies.” So where did this shorts-and-shirt bit come from?
August 20, 2010 at 3:36 pm
ok we can make one just find a huge t shirt at the dump and sew some shorts to it all done
August 20, 2010 at 8:18 pm
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August 21, 2010 at 10:32 am
I guess every good restaurant has cockroaches.
August 30, 2010 at 7:08 am
I used to have this thing called a libido, but it seems to have run far away.
September 21, 2010 at 8:14 am
I wish I didn’t know this existed.
http://www.dailydiapers.com/content/index.html
March 20, 2011 at 8:53 am
Clicking this link is a little like playing Russian Roulette with all the chambers full. You KNOW you’re fucked if you click it. But go ahead. You know you want to. Yes, I DID. Now I’m going over to Etsy to steal knitting needles for my eyes
June 21, 2011 at 9:23 am
Hi, I’m the model in the second picture. I apologize if some of you were scarred by it, but there’s nothing immoral about this fetish and I am certainly not a pedophile. I am an educated, responsible, moral young man who just happens to also like dressing up as a baby sometimes. I have a girlfriend who enjoys helping me, too, and she is also otherwise a normal and responsible person. We have been very happy and in love for over five years now. I do apologize for my hairy legs, they are totally gross!
Anyway, I know this is a site designed to make fun of things so I’m definitely not offended by anything said here. I just thought I’d chime in and hopefully spread some positive awareness.