I just can’t get past ‘cradle(d) board’ -are we talkin’ baby cradle here? Do I have a customer for….nevermind.
A thousand dollars for this pablum?
Delusional.
This must be from a different version of Harry Potter that I have not seen….it must be the version where all the characters left eye is smaller then the other.
Well, at least it looks like a person. Not really the person they wanted it to, but keep working on it. It also looks equally like Tobey Maguire, James Franco, Frankie Muniz, or any number of other actors. A “psychic” with the ability to look like any your heart throb! Now that is worth $1000.
And I think this totally does need a frame. One with glitter and penises.
I tried to photoshop this, but looking up “penis frame” on Google has scarred me for the rest of the day. I’m going home to my booze and my dog.
If it doesn’t sell, she’ll paint the hair black, the eyes green and add a little glitter. Presto! Adam Lambert! (No offense to Adam — you know how much I love you, Glamboy!)
Link to a picture of Daniel Radcliffe, shirtless (with chest hair) for the production of Equus. Ickle Harry has really grown up, but my swoons are all for the Potions’ master! BTW, I no likey this art!
Jemmy- yes, that is what I was thinking- that one with the horse…Equus, or however the hell you say/spell it.
But this is a “fail” because Harry doesn’t get naked in any of those movies (does he?)
Here is some crazy ass video I just found. This chick seems just as nutty as the Twimoms… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pUXC7Aqwog
#45 Raz: He actually does get naked in the 4th book/movie, to take a bath and solve the egg clue (oh, boy my geek is showing) but as far as I can recall there was no vest of any kind.
@ #45 & #47 He’s actually naked a lot in the 7th book. There’s a whole scene where he’s naked. With Dumbledore. I’m really wondering how they’re going to handle that in the movie without turning it into the top choice for NAMBLA movie night.
I hate to crush anyone’s professional artist dreams, especially since s/he does have some talent for colouring, but I think you’d be hard pressed to find a bear with shoulders that broad, let alone a young man.
I’m pretty sure this is Harry Potter from one of the Chinese knock-off Harry Potter books. You know, the versions where Harry enjoys Harleys, leather vests and snuggling with Ron.
I hope poor Daniel Radcliffe has lots of big burly security men and is being shielded from some of these attempts to seduce him into
Gay Marrying some lazy bum who calls himself an artist. I can only imagine what went on while he was standing admiring his ‘art’. Run Daniel!! RUN AWAY!! And don’t answer the phone…..
Ok so I look at the painting and I’m like “That doesn’t look like Daniel Radcliff” or whatever his name is. Then I scroll down and see the picture math of Lance Bass and mannnn HAHAHA!!! I lost it. This site is awesomeeeeeeeeeee
August 19, 2010 at 1:34 pm
What actor from Harry Potter is this supposed to resemble?
August 19, 2010 at 1:36 pm
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
August 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I thought it was Shia LeBouf.
August 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Harry Potter doesn’t have chest hair!
August 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I think I missed the part in the book where Harry had sandy hair and walked around in a leather vest with no shirt on.
Maybe he found it in the Room of Requirement on his way to the gay disco. “I got nothing to wear! That’s not on!”
August 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm
My, what a flattering portrait. I think his ears are inside-out.
August 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I just can’t get past ‘cradle(d) board’ -are we talkin’ baby cradle here? Do I have a customer for….nevermind.
A thousand dollars for this pablum?
Delusional.
August 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm
This must be from a different version of Harry Potter that I have not seen….it must be the version where all the characters left eye is smaller then the other.
August 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm
You mean it’s not Michael Flatley?
August 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I clicked the link and got some bizarre fairy hat instead of the hideous supposed to be someone from the Harry Potter movies thing.
Ooops, fixed. Thank you – HK
August 19, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Did lance bass become a chippendale dancer?
worse yet, did monchichi become a chippendale dancer?
August 19, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I see Chris Kattan and KD Lang.
I also was not aware that harry potter had such a Hairy chesticle area.
August 19, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Well, at least it looks like a person. Not really the person they wanted it to, but keep working on it. It also looks equally like Tobey Maguire, James Franco, Frankie Muniz, or any number of other actors. A “psychic” with the ability to look like any your heart throb! Now that is worth $1000.
August 19, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Maybe it’s the star from the popular adult film “Harry Pooter and the Sorcerer’s Bone?”
…I don’t remember Harry taking his shirt off.
August 19, 2010 at 1:47 pm
uh, “psychic picture”, I meant
August 19, 2010 at 1:50 pm
And the lightning shaped scar was a bit tricky to paint or what?
August 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm
What’s that weird white glow around him? Must be caused by his Homosexuality Cloak.
August 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm
The artist is very tricky – this is Harry Potter after he drinks a Polyjuice potion that turns him into DJ Ronnie from Jersey Shore.
August 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm
OMG it’s a fucking Monchichi. Love it. So soft and cuddly. And who the eff is Danial Radcliffe? I is old and don’t know people…
August 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm
They charge $1000 for this schlock then have the nerve to charge $40 for shipping?
August 19, 2010 at 2:01 pm
what a great pic of Elijah Wood!
August 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm
#16 Whimsicko: Your inner nerd has escaped!
I kid. I kid because I love.
August 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
From her profile: “I took QuarkExpress and Adobe Photoshop in 1997 at Onondaga Community College with James Fletcher.”
Ah, the world-renowned Community College professor of software! How prestigious… what an amazing opportunity she had there.
August 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Oh yes, I meant DJ Pauly. Ronnie is the other meathead.
August 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I’m totally jealous of that rockin cleavage.
August 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Is this Harry Potter as a gay biker?
August 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm
And I think this totally does need a frame. One with glitter and penises.
I tried to photoshop this, but looking up “penis frame” on Google has scarred me for the rest of the day. I’m going home to my booze and my dog.
August 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I assume the gold leaf is worth $995.00.
August 19, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Someone should hit up the artist, tell her to paint the eyes green and sell it as a portrait of Lance Bass. It might actually sell that way!
August 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Cradled board? Like a disfigured skull? Yeah, looks about right.
August 19, 2010 at 2:34 pm
If it doesn’t sell, she’ll paint the hair black, the eyes green and add a little glitter. Presto! Adam Lambert!
(No offense to Adam — you know how much I love you, Glamboy!)
August 19, 2010 at 2:45 pm
OK, that is CLEARLY Elijah Wood’s head on a gay biker’s body. Clearly.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/53227265@N08/4908754378/
August 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Holy Cow I just saw the price.
August 19, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Don’t those eyebrows belong to that sparkly vampire?
August 19, 2010 at 2:59 pm
$1000? Does the artist take monopoly money?
August 19, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Good call on the Regretsy math HK
One of the materials of the piece listed is SHIMMER PAINTS and I know Lance Bass wears SHIMMER PANTS.
ALWAYS USE SHIMMER PAINTS TO MAKE HAPPEN IN MY ARTISIC ABILITY!
August 19, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I’d like to see some other work by this ‘artist’…
Oh, and this:
http://www.weblo.com/asset_images/large/Sexy_nude_Daniel_Radcliff_49d1b358eb045.jpg
August 19, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I thought I knew who Daniel Radcliffe was….until I saw this painting.
Sorry, all I can think of is ‘Fairy Potter’.
August 19, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Lance Bass was in the Harry Potter movies? Damn, I must have been paying more attention to Alan Rickman than I thought.
August 19, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Harry Otter
August 19, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Kill it….Kill it with fire
August 19, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Say What? The decimal goes two spaces to the left.
August 19, 2010 at 3:38 pm
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/01/29/daniel-radcliffe-shirtless/
Link to a picture of Daniel Radcliffe, shirtless (with chest hair) for the production of Equus. Ickle Harry has really grown up, but my swoons are all for the Potions’ master! BTW, I no likey this art!
August 19, 2010 at 4:37 pm
“Did you see that play with Daniel Radcliffe’s penis?”
August 19, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Jemmy- yes, that is what I was thinking- that one with the horse…Equus, or however the hell you say/spell it.
But this is a “fail” because Harry doesn’t get naked in any of those movies (does he?)
Here is some crazy ass video I just found. This chick seems just as nutty as the Twimoms…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pUXC7Aqwog
August 19, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Anyone else think the hairy chest in the painting just looks like a hairy bum crack?
August 19, 2010 at 5:14 pm
#45 Raz: He actually does get naked in the 4th book/movie, to take a bath and solve the egg clue (oh, boy my geek is showing) but as far as I can recall there was no vest of any kind.
August 19, 2010 at 5:58 pm
@ #45 & #47 He’s actually naked a lot in the 7th book. There’s a whole scene where he’s naked. With Dumbledore. I’m really wondering how they’re going to handle that in the movie without turning it into the top choice for NAMBLA movie night.
/HP nerd
August 19, 2010 at 7:12 pm
On first glance, I thought this was a closeup of this poster, which I have always loved:
http://www.kananda.com/Bad_Habits_Chart.htm
After reading the description, my only thought was Accio Woodchipper.
August 19, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Glad I’m not the only one with a serious Snape crush. I’d go for a Rickman/unicorn sandwich ANY DAY of the week.
August 19, 2010 at 9:39 pm
I hate to crush anyone’s professional artist dreams, especially since s/he does have some talent for colouring, but I think you’d be hard pressed to find a bear with shoulders that broad, let alone a young man.
August 19, 2010 at 9:46 pm
OK, I actually SAW Equus. Front row seats. And that is NOT Daniel Radcliffe.
August 20, 2010 at 12:04 am
$1,000? No lightning bolt scar? No deal!
August 20, 2010 at 3:14 am
At least “Daniel’s” eyes and nose are relatively lined up. Unlike this unfortunate accident victim: http://www.etsy.com/listing/49061251/eithne-daughter-of-balor-mixed-media-oil
August 20, 2010 at 4:55 am
I find the somewhat pink, yet fuzzy, man-cleavage disturbing.
August 20, 2010 at 5:54 am
Like any fine art, to really appreciate it you have to see it in a room…
http://i770.photobucket.com/albums/xx350/SecretReader/Untitled-2.jpg
August 20, 2010 at 6:05 am
Looks more like Elijah Wood, but not really.
August 20, 2010 at 11:10 am
I’m pretty sure this is Harry Potter from one of the Chinese knock-off Harry Potter books. You know, the versions where Harry enjoys Harleys, leather vests and snuggling with Ron.
August 21, 2010 at 3:59 am
Oooh, I get it – it’s Hairy Potter! Ahahaha! (sorry, sorry, couldn’t resist. My poor brain is still recovering from the adult onesie pic.)
August 21, 2010 at 9:54 am
I hope poor Daniel Radcliffe has lots of big burly security men and is being shielded from some of these attempts to seduce him into
Gay Marrying some lazy bum who calls himself an artist. I can only imagine what went on while he was standing admiring his ‘art’. Run Daniel!! RUN AWAY!! And don’t answer the phone…..
August 22, 2010 at 10:01 pm
#11 I did just cry and wet myself a little.
August 27, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Ok so I look at the painting and I’m like “That doesn’t look like Daniel Radcliff” or whatever his name is. Then I scroll down and see the picture math of Lance Bass and mannnn HAHAHA!!! I lost it. This site is awesomeeeeeeeeeee
August 30, 2010 at 12:25 pm
She just listed the wrong movie. Clearly it is the goat man from Narnia.
September 22, 2010 at 7:17 am
Looks more like Rhett McLaughlin to me…
http://www.fayettevillefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rhett_and_link_0305.jpg
April 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm
George Michael as Harry Pott…… er no, George Michael as a gay biker. Yeah that’s it!