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Cat Snatch Fever

If you were looking for a picture of a cat in a catholic school girls’ uniform on a football field, I might have good news for you.

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59 comments on Cat Snatch Fever

  1. hamoza
    August 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    I know cats & this look says: I just gave a team of toms some tail,swiped the giant trout on the kitchen table,then peed in the nuns quarters , so kiss my furry ass.
    Honor (student) among thieves maybe.

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  2. viktrola
    August 18, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Wow. The Furries are getting involved on Etsy, eh…??

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  3. jesusmotherbug
    August 18, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    I didn’t know Catholic girls’ schools had football teams. I thought they were all about softball.

    I’m going to ignore the fact that this is a cat.

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  4. jenny
    August 18, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Heh, Furries. I love what Dan Savage has to say about them:
    http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=11570

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  5. I thought the point of “furry” was that it was porn. I can’t even see her snatch. What’s the point?

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  6. Travelgrrl
    August 18, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Give me an F! Give me a U! Give me an R R Y!

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  7. BillsBayou
    August 18, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Great! A naughty schoolgirl with 4 pairs of tits.

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  8. eepah
    August 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    This reminds me of a joke I heard which had the punchline: “And then 3 class rings fell out!”

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  9. kirstenrana
    August 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    Thundercats, HO!

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  10. BillsBayou
    August 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    LOL @ eepah, I threw up a little.

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  11. creepydolls
    August 18, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    I would rather see her sexy teacher- the cat Nun.

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  12. bootsychoo
    August 18, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    (In strained voice) Too… *eyes bleeding* many… *hair on fire* pussy jokes. *head explodes*

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  13. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    August 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    My daughter is moving out and for her birthday (on Friday), she asked for pictures and frames to decorate her new apartment. I was going to give her a bunch of my photos that she likes (I’m an amateur photographer), but now I’m thinkin’… cat in a school uniform.

    Its perfect because her roommate says she’s allergic to cats and my daughter wants one!

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  14. kirstenrana
    August 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    @creepydolls – Dr. Who, season 2 episode 2
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_01gallery/800/cats1.jpg

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  15. kirstenrana
    August 18, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    How much do you want to bet this is her Second Life avatar?

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  16. knittin-kitten
    August 18, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Wow. If she had tried this at my school she would have been hauled off the field and made to listen to a lecture on what awaits wayward girls.

    So this is what passes for popular today. In my day we would have called this slutty. Amazing how things change.

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  17. Stretch65
    August 18, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    She doesn’t go all the way – but she is definately up for some HEAVY PETTING!!

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  18. BillsBayou
    August 18, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Throw in one more school girl. I want to see a cat fight.

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  19. BillsBayou
    August 18, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    She coughed up a hair ball in English class. Sadly, it wasn’t her hair.

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  20. babalu
    August 18, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    Cat porn?!!! Wow – what will they think of next? Actually, never mind, I don’t want to know….

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  21. knittin-kitten
    August 18, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    @Bills-Imagine the spitting and hissing when this pussy cat steals another girls boyfriend!

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  22. Stretch65
    August 18, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    #14 I’m going to go total nerd a tell you, that the picture is actually a Cat Nurse from the future, visited by the Doctor and Martha Jones.
    A cat nun is just ridiculous – everyone knows cats are Scientologists

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  23. siriusimagery
    August 18, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Has anyone been to Hagerstown, MD? If you had this picture would make sense.

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  24. hamoza
    August 18, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    @Stretch, Oh hell no, say it aint sooooo-if cats are Scientologists, I’m throwing a few of them out in the cold ,along with their tax-exempt status’.

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  25. bootsychoo
    August 18, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    #20 babalu: Yes, but the proper term is “Kitty Porn”.
    Bwahahaha hahaha hahahaha haha ha ha ha….
    *ahem* I’ll stop now.

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  26. BillsBayou
    August 18, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    I know that school, “Saint Katherine’s School For Strayward Girls”

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  27. whimsicalisthenics
    August 18, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Look! She made a painting for Rainbow Austen:

    http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.115981338.jpg

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  28. Stretch65
    August 18, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    #5 Suda – I don’t think we have to be delicate and say SNATCH – we don’t see her PUSSY cat

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  29. Wednesday
    August 18, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    We may have a two-fer in the non-traditional sexuality column for Etsy today…think the artist knew that almost all yellow tabbies are male?

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  30. MonstersFromTheID
    August 18, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    #14 kirstenrana :

    Either that, or it’s Kzinti pedophile porn
    (Larry Niven would be proud)

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  31. suebe
    August 18, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    I have a friend that would love this.
    ewww

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  32. hamoza
    August 18, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Why is it that I always get stuck with the delinquent, unpopular & mangy feral cats?
    Because I’m a sucker for the underdog.
    But I’ll never dress them up , live vicariously through their nights over the catnip sock, or project any sick pussy fantasies on their poor battered souls.

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  33. razberries
    August 18, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Let’s take it to level 69, baby!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4905400425/

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  34. Mistletoe
    August 18, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    I think this is another example of really good execution of a really fucking bizarre idea.

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  35. bootsychoo
    August 18, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    #33 raz: Sacrilege! I like.

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  36. regretmenot
    August 18, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    God this looks like a poster for a really bad movie that was on Cinemax once…it was called Teenage Cat Girls in Heat.

    Go on and Google it…I dare you.

    Is it bad that I remember this movie?..not all of it…mostly the title.

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  37. kirstenrana
    August 18, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    @Stretch65 – You’re going to be out-nerded, because they call each other “Sister” and they first show up in Season 2…

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  38. WhyLikeThis
    August 18, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    CAT-holic school girls? Fierce!

    …for the last time, your cat is a highly adapted predator who has developed a (more or less) symbiotic relationship with humans, not a little fuzzy person!

    stop over-anthropomorphizing, it makes both of you look silly.

    anyone else think that there are some depths of the human psyche that are better left unplumbed?

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  39. Stretch65
    August 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    #37 hmmm – I thought they were calling each other sister because they came from the same litter…
    but I do remember the futuristic hospital

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  40. invaderhorizongreen
    August 18, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    so she wore the uniform and now is forcing a virtual kitty to wear it how cruel and dirty

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  41. Bronc Drywall
    August 18, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Cat-olic school girls rule.

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  42. HelenaHandbasket
    August 18, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    That’s rare appeal to be popular with both the football team and the marching band.

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  43. kittykatt
    August 18, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    razberries – you rock!

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  44. kittykatt
    August 18, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    skully – you rock harder!

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  45. Vincent! Why are you in drag??? *weeps*

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  46. ShuffleCara
    August 18, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Dammit #25!

    Beware cat lechers, that “dragging my ass on the ground” move signifies a gift that keeps on giving. Ask anyone with pets…

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  47. Holden Back
    August 18, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    And presumably an adept at the velvet bagpipes manoeuvre.

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  48. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    August 18, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    Skully, you move me deeply. Yes, I think I just had a Garf-gasm.

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  49. jinglebat
    August 18, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    I like it. I think it’s nicely done. I looked at the other stuff in her store and I like the cats in period costume the best. Reminds me of this fairy tale I read when I was little about this guy who falls in love with a talking cat and then has to cut off her head and toss it in the fire so she can turn into a human lady. Hmmm…it just hit me and might have just stumbled into furry torture porn as a child.

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  50. mtopia
    August 18, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    This is like Watership Down meets Degrassi. It was a meeting that should never have taken place.

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  51. laughinglurker
    August 19, 2010 at 12:44 am

    Naughty Skully!

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  52. Stretch65
    August 19, 2010 at 1:10 am

    Skully:
    GARFIELD: “gee that doesn’t smell like lasagna”

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  53. And…
    August 19, 2010 at 2:56 am

    Would it be horribly snarky to mention that ginger cats are almost invariably male? Femail ginger cats are tortoiseshell.

    Oh, it would. Ok, then.

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  54. rubypony
    August 19, 2010 at 8:15 am

    The picture of her was only “referenced” in that she had to make sure she got the colors right for the school uniform. She actually IS a cat lady.

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  55. mamasaid
    August 19, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    I…
    No.
    This has no explanation.

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  56. AmenhotepIV
    August 20, 2010 at 3:25 am

    I love how this is based on a photo of the artist herself. She wears that uniform. ;-)

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  57. PussDaddy
    August 20, 2010 at 9:45 am

    I like it.

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  58. PussDaddy
    August 23, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Haha. I went to zazzle and bought a bunch of her cards including this one. This was a play on Brittney Spears and her cheerleader outfit by the way and had nothing to do with furries or porn or anything.

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