JUMBO TAMPONS>>>> for those really heavy days (comes with a barbed cord so you can turn them into a necklace and let everyone know it’s your time of the month to be a total bitch!)
Lazy. Can’t take her own photos so she uses the poster for The Attack of the Bloody Sperm, the latest film brought to us by Ugly Fucking Scarf Productions.
Tagline: “When pearl necklaces start to gnaw, all hell breaks loose…”
$125? You mean I could be making money from bloody tampons? I really need to quit breastfeeding my kid so I have a period again if the money is that good.
That does it. I gotta make an appointment to get a taste-ectomy so that I can crank out crap like this. Better have a scruple-otomy too so I can charge three figures for it.
Wow,just wow. What kind of town is she going out on? Do ya think she knows what it looks like? Holy crap, ugly, stupid and gross. And for 125.00???????
I actually looked at some of her other items, and while the others aren’t as menstrually-challenged as this one they show a similar lack of aesthetic grounding.
This is truly horrendous. Bloody tampons, freshly pulled teeth, protruding compound fractures- these are the things brought to mind, NOT a “night on the town.” Makers ought to step back and actually LOOK at the piece they just created and ask this all important question: “does it look like something that might come out of me?” If yes, yank it.
I was once in a horrible car accident. Through quick work by the ER staff, I’m alive today. There was no time for neat stiching, they were saving my life.
That woman’s stiching looks EXACTLY like that. Like a wound that has to be closed STAT.
Ah, yes. Another piece of ‘art’ that says ‘Remember, ladies! There is no aspect of you as a person that’s more important than anything coming out of, or otherwise attached to, your vag!’ Because it’s empowering to reduce women to their reproductive organs and functions!
August 17, 2010 at 3:09 pm
That’s not a part of my life I want to advertise.
August 17, 2010 at 3:10 pm
But why do they look like they’ve been barbed? What kind of horrible things come out of this woman’s snatch?
August 17, 2010 at 3:12 pm
just what everyone wants a “used” tampon necklace
August 17, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Wear this & the only thing you’re attracting on that night out on the town , is a bear.
Or the dreaded superfly.
August 17, 2010 at 3:14 pm
I’ve seen fresh scars after surgery that looked better than this .
August 17, 2010 at 3:14 pm
JUMBO TAMPONS>>>> for those really heavy days (comes with a barbed cord so you can turn them into a necklace and let everyone know it’s your time of the month to be a total bitch!)
August 17, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Or if you’re Tim Burton’s girlfriend.
August 17, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Lazy. Can’t take her own photos so she uses the poster for The Attack of the Bloody Sperm, the latest film brought to us by Ugly Fucking Scarf Productions.
Tagline: “When pearl necklaces start to gnaw, all hell breaks loose…”
August 17, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Classy.
Well, at least this one is a real woman.
August 17, 2010 at 3:20 pm
$125? You mean I could be making money from bloody tampons? I really need to quit breastfeeding my kid so I have a period again if the money is that good.
August 17, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Or a horror movie. Possibly one with homicidal stuffed animals.
August 17, 2010 at 3:21 pm
I will say this is better than the pod necklace. At least this doesn’t look like a goiter.
Only on Regretsy could the question of which of these are worse come up. Thanks HK, you make my day.
August 17, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Enough already, Twilight Moms!
August 17, 2010 at 3:23 pm
reusable tampon necklaces now??? WTF cant you find on this site?
August 17, 2010 at 3:24 pm
these look like tampon voodoo dolls- put needles into these and make your annoying colleague get her period.
bloody revenge at its finest.
August 17, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Great. Now I have cramps.
August 17, 2010 at 3:33 pm
I refuse to believe this is great for anything.
August 17, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I would buy this just to play a prank on my boyfriend. Forget fake puke and shaving cream in the hand. Child’s play compared to this gem.
August 17, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I’m totally buying this for my daughter’s menarche party. Maybe we can do a kind of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey thing.
August 17, 2010 at 3:55 pm
I’m thinking this is going to look absolutely stunning with my green va-jay-jay necklace. Thanks, HK!
August 17, 2010 at 4:03 pm
It’s like a PSA to all men at the bar “Don’t bother, i’m on the rag”
August 17, 2010 at 4:11 pm
This would fit the wild woman costume perfectly
August 17, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Uh… which town?
August 17, 2010 at 4:14 pm
They look like tampon chili peppers. Spicy!
August 17, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Okay, its good for ONE thing… rendering people speechless. Maybe it’d make a nun say, “What the fuck!”
It was good for grossing out the disabled guy.
August 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm
A night on the town where you stab your one-night-stand with icicles and string them onto a necklace.
August 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Hey, I could make a really cool Freddy Kruger hand-knife thingy with those! “This. . . is. . . GOD!!!”
August 17, 2010 at 4:17 pm
So the pain meds left me unable to do math. It was great for three things.
August 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Wow. No man is going to come 10 feet near you on your “night on the town” with this Franken-accessory. No women either.
August 17, 2010 at 4:26 pm
This is the Thirteenth Step-to guarantee no one will buy you a drink whilst wearing.
August 17, 2010 at 4:54 pm
She looks like a living cat toy!
August 17, 2010 at 4:55 pm
That does it. I gotta make an appointment to get a taste-ectomy so that I can crank out crap like this. Better have a scruple-otomy too so I can charge three figures for it.
August 17, 2010 at 5:13 pm
So that’s who has been rummaging in my trash!
August 17, 2010 at 5:15 pm
say what you like, i think it looks simply radishing!!
erm…ravening!
…ravished!…rabid!… rutebega!
hold on, i know it’s an “R” word.
it’s right on the tip of my tongue…
August 17, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Just THE bib to bring ALL the boys to the yard.
August 17, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Wow,just wow. What kind of town is she going out on? Do ya think she knows what it looks like? Holy crap, ugly, stupid and gross. And for 125.00???????
August 17, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Remember ‘heroin chic’ when all the hip models looked like (were) junkies?
Well now there’s PMS chic.
August 17, 2010 at 6:06 pm
I actually looked at some of her other items, and while the others aren’t as menstrually-challenged as this one they show a similar lack of aesthetic grounding.
This one just screams “beer cartilage” to me:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/52428568/bubble-necklace?ref=v1_other_1
August 17, 2010 at 6:08 pm
How many cherries does this girl have?
August 17, 2010 at 6:13 pm
@#39
a bowlful
August 17, 2010 at 6:20 pm
What orifice did this purple-black version come out of?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/35591363/its-an-anomaly
“I’ve had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure
Love Stinks”
– J. Geils
August 17, 2010 at 6:59 pm
This is truly horrendous. Bloody tampons, freshly pulled teeth, protruding compound fractures- these are the things brought to mind, NOT a “night on the town.” Makers ought to step back and actually LOOK at the piece they just created and ask this all important question: “does it look like something that might come out of me?” If yes, yank it.
August 17, 2010 at 7:18 pm
I can see some of my more pretentious relatives decide this is “Art” – I would rather see it as a skirt like some zombie Josephine Baker.
August 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm
CTHULU!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!
That… that monster! She dismembered part of the Ancient God & strung it around her neck! Just remember girlie… Cthulu will grow back!
August 18, 2010 at 3:35 am
I think you can get a special discount if you also by the used maxi-pad hat at the same time:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/36630933/blood-cell-hat
August 18, 2010 at 7:12 am
I was once in a horrible car accident. Through quick work by the ER staff, I’m alive today. There was no time for neat stiching, they were saving my life.
That woman’s stiching looks EXACTLY like that. Like a wound that has to be closed STAT.
August 18, 2010 at 7:42 am
I love this…it’s just so *wrong* that it’s fantastic.
August 18, 2010 at 9:14 am
Ah, yes. Another piece of ‘art’ that says ‘Remember, ladies! There is no aspect of you as a person that’s more important than anything coming out of, or otherwise attached to, your vag!’ Because it’s empowering to reduce women to their reproductive organs and functions!
August 18, 2010 at 9:57 am
Great for a night in the red hut.
August 18, 2010 at 10:08 am
Oh my damn!
August 18, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick–those mottled, saggy strips of meat are her *earlobes*! http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.161429122.jpg
August 18, 2010 at 6:24 pm
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August 19, 2010 at 8:27 am
No.
August 20, 2010 at 3:27 am
I don’t even understand what this is.
August 20, 2010 at 3:38 pm
wait someone needs to add this to the lunar cycle painting/print a while back
November 23, 2010 at 9:03 pm
These look like those alien things in “Dreamcatcher”