I know 9 year old girls who love drawing unicorns and are in love with the Bieb. I can see this being the logical next step. I doubt this seller is 9 though.
Extra bells and whistles hm…I would like neon lighting on my unicorn’s flanks, and a dvd player so I can watch “The Last Unicorn,” while I ride my Justin Bieber unicorn. And please saw off my exhaust pipe so my unicorn is very loud and annoying.
Funny how she says “send in a photo of yourself” instead of “your daughter, niece, ect.” No adult would want a picture of themselves riding a unicorn with Justin Bieber, except maybe the troll lady.
This part of the description is just fucking creepy, “You know that dream you had on Saturday night? The one where you touched Justin’s silky hair before you both mounted your valiant and majestic steed?”
Sounds like riding the carousel at The Neverland Ranch.
My Sat. night dream was a bit different & none too valiant or majestic-my silky headed stud gored the Bieb with the unicorn horn, then mounted me.
It ended very well thank you.
Hmmm? Do random people just come in here and give everything “thumbs down”? Because I see a few that were in the positive 30 mins ago that are now in the negative.
“You know that dream you had on Saturday night? The one where you touched Justin’s silky hair before you both mounted your valiant and majestic steed?”
why do you think i would even dream this?? i do not even know who the heck this is
Their interpretation of Justin Bieber looks suspiciously like a tracing of the always androgynous Christopher Robin from the Winnie the Pooh books. I know he’s twee and wholesome, but this is taking it to a whole new level.
“You know that dream you had on Saturday night? The one where you touched Justin’s silky hair before you both mounted your valiant and majestic steed?”
wait are you trying to imply that the dreamer and this guy both had sex with the unicorn?
#13 thewhiterabbitaz :
” And please saw off my exhaust pipe”
Sounds very painful … but I feel the same way.
I’d rather do that than participate in this “celebrity sandwich”
(how many conversations can YOU work that phrase into today?)
I say that the whole thing is a trap cleverly designed by the FBI. The moment you contact the seller asking for a “Justin Bieber sandwich”, an elite task force will break down your door.
Obviously, a lot more adults would like a drawing of themselves and J. Biev. rinding a unicorn than I had thought previously… but why is he riding behind? You gals/guys gotta check out the butt skirt and the butt pillow on this site!
I’m sorry, “celebrity sandwich” artist–I could draw better unicorns than that when I was in second grade, and if you don’t believe me, my mother saved them all so I can prove it. Sheesh–why do so many otherwise-promising artists completely tank when it comes to equids?
August 16, 2010 at 1:36 pm
How much extra for him to be riding the rainbow jizz unicorn?
August 16, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I’d like a custom celebrity sandwich, but we don’t have any decent delis in this part of Wisconsin.
August 16, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I know 9 year old girls who love drawing unicorns and are in love with the Bieb. I can see this being the logical next step. I doubt this seller is 9 though.
August 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Do I get to choose who rides whom?
August 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Its too bad, looks like Justin broke his arm trying to take the unicorns temperature.
August 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I’m going to need to know how many people the artist can fit onto that unicorn inorder to order MY sandwich.
August 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm
But my 9 year old friend’s unicorns are way better.
August 16, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Hold the mayo on my sandwich (IF you know what I mean.)
August 16, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Yes, wonderful. Teach your daughters to aim for the absolute lowest common denominator, right from an early age.
August 16, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Make mine a Filly cheesesteak.
August 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Bieber + Unicorn + Cantina background = Donkey Show
August 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm
You, Justin Bieber, Unicorn, Beer Pong, Police, Tabloids, Sex Offender List.
August 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Extra bells and whistles hm…I would like neon lighting on my unicorn’s flanks, and a dvd player so I can watch “The Last Unicorn,” while I ride my Justin Bieber unicorn. And please saw off my exhaust pipe so my unicorn is very loud and annoying.
August 16, 2010 at 1:58 pm
*Excuse me…my muffler
August 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Suddenly birthday gifts for troll dolls seems so wholesome…..
August 16, 2010 at 2:03 pm
the only good reason for anyone to order this is…
sorry i’ve got no end to that sentence. there is NO REASON for anyone to order this. not that you’d want to explain in a court of law anyway
i don’t claim to know what unicorns look like, but i’m reasonably sure their resemblance to a meth addled dinosaur is minimal
don’t bet on the “acid free” statement there
August 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm
How much more will it cost if the unicorn is fucking a dolphin too?
August 16, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Funny how she says “send in a photo of yourself” instead of “your daughter, niece, ect.” No adult would want a picture of themselves riding a unicorn with Justin Bieber, except maybe the troll lady.
August 16, 2010 at 2:17 pm
This part of the description is just fucking creepy, “You know that dream you had on Saturday night? The one where you touched Justin’s silky hair before you both mounted your valiant and majestic steed?”
Sounds like riding the carousel at The Neverland Ranch.
August 16, 2010 at 2:25 pm
My Sat. night dream was a bit different & none too valiant or majestic-my silky headed stud gored the Bieb with the unicorn horn, then mounted me.
It ended very well thank you.
August 16, 2010 at 2:28 pm
‘Custom celebrity sandwiches’ is my new favorite phrase.
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
August 16, 2010 at 2:30 pm
You, Justin Bieber, Unicorn, and Lady Gaga
August 16, 2010 at 2:33 pm
why do i want to see Hans and Frans on the back behind Justin…..and maybe Patrick Swayze.
August 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm
20 hamoza: “It ended very well thank you.”
With rainbow jizz I hope.
August 16, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Celebrity sandwich?! Nice and wholesome seller. Good job of violating the My Little Pony franchise copyrite though.
Bills-you however, have created a masterpiece!
August 16, 2010 at 2:54 pm
@Suda-yes, there was colorful jizz and there was jazz(& I heard bells).
Well, not really, but it is something to dream of…….
August 16, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Hilarious, BillsBayou, that deserves Comment of the Day!
August 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Hmmm? Do random people just come in here and give everything “thumbs down”? Because I see a few that were in the positive 30 mins ago that are now in the negative.
August 16, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I thought it said extra balls and whistles – and I’m not even hung over.
August 16, 2010 at 3:36 pm
If the Bieber were facing the other way and the unicorn was racing, it would at least account for his hairstyle.
August 16, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Amander-I think you’re right.
August 16, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Thanks anyway, but I’m heterosexual.
August 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Billsbayou… you read my mind! I was going to ask for Lady Gaga to be eating the celebrity sandwich, and now I don’t have to!
August 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm
I could order the sandwich, but would it have less calories than a Subway sandwich? I’m on a diet.
August 16, 2010 at 3:51 pm
“You know that dream you had on Saturday night? The one where you touched Justin’s silky hair before you both mounted your valiant and majestic steed?”
why do you think i would even dream this?? i do not even know who the heck this is
August 16, 2010 at 3:51 pm
#22 BB have i freakin told you that i love you today?!?!
August 16, 2010 at 3:51 pm
and every day.
August 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Their interpretation of Justin Bieber looks suspiciously like a tracing of the always androgynous Christopher Robin from the Winnie the Pooh books. I know he’s twee and wholesome, but this is taking it to a whole new level.
August 16, 2010 at 3:55 pm
BillsBayou, AWESOME.
A true monsterpiece of celebrity sammich.
August 16, 2010 at 3:57 pm
“You know that dream you had on Saturday night? The one where you touched Justin’s silky hair before you both mounted your valiant and majestic steed?”
wait are you trying to imply that the dreamer and this guy both had sex with the unicorn?
August 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm
What if I just like to watch?
August 16, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Chicken sandwich?Maybe this is what a ‘double down’ aspires to be.
August 16, 2010 at 4:41 pm
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/holdthemayo.gif
August 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Well, at least I found the perfect gift for the previous woman’s troll dolls.
Thanks, HK!
August 16, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Acid-free card stock?
So this isn’t the Beiber blotter I’d been hearing so much about
Lysergic acid diethylamide
August 16, 2010 at 5:35 pm
#20 “It ended very well thank you”
…and all that was left was a faint lingering odor of Chicken SAndwich
August 16, 2010 at 9:00 pm
#13 thewhiterabbitaz :
” And please saw off my exhaust pipe”
Sounds very painful … but I feel the same way.
I’d rather do that than participate in this “celebrity sandwich”
(how many conversations can YOU work that phrase into today?)
August 17, 2010 at 12:45 am
The seller’s other “unicorn” auction seems to shed some light on her mental state: http://www.etsy.com/listing/48249324/you-andy-warhol-unicorn?ref=v1_other_1
I’d almost think it was made in response to this, except it says it was uploaded in May.
August 17, 2010 at 2:09 am
I say that the whole thing is a trap cleverly designed by the FBI. The moment you contact the seller asking for a “Justin Bieber sandwich”, an elite task force will break down your door.
August 17, 2010 at 2:55 am
Obviously, a lot more adults would like a drawing of themselves and J. Biev. rinding a unicorn than I had thought previously… but why is he riding behind? You gals/guys gotta check out the butt skirt and the butt pillow on this site!
August 17, 2010 at 5:56 am
I’m sorry, “celebrity sandwich” artist–I could draw better unicorns than that when I was in second grade, and if you don’t believe me, my mother saved them all so I can prove it. Sheesh–why do so many otherwise-promising artists completely tank when it comes to equids?
August 17, 2010 at 7:11 am
Looks like JB is making a smooth move, slowly down over her shoulder.
Don’t mind me, I’m not moving. Just resting my hand. Oops, slipped. helloooooo boobie.
August 17, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Having seen Lady Gaga munching on this image…I’m now interested in seeing JB in this… http://www.regretsy.com/2010/08/06/uilf/
August 18, 2010 at 6:12 am
OMG, she drew this too
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47502148/your-choice-8-12×11
[img]http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.145354026.jpg[/img]
August 18, 2010 at 6:36 pm
is it just me , or is the Biebs getting a little toucy-feely there?
August 18, 2010 at 7:25 pm
For that price I had damn well better get the “bells and whistles”…….and I’m not paying extra for them!