Note to Self: never check regretsy while eating ever again.
is this an advance illustration from the long awaited, soon to be published book: “Ramona Gets Dysentery”?
so to recap: today we saw a mildly Oedipal request for head cheese soap, a doll made by someone who is alarmingly sexually repressed, and now an drawing by someone who is a bit too intrigued by their own bodily functions.
If psychological issues are contagious, I’m screwed!
Sadly, art historians note that despite the noble efforts of artists such as Sexoffender, the ‘I ate a bad batch of clams’ movement never really caught on.
when i was a little girl in catholic school, the sisters would say that if i didn’t tell the truth and all of it at confession, i would be overcome by guilt and sickness….
the sisters must have told that to this artist too.
why is there such a tag as “pop a squat”? i mean, how often can THAT come up that it needs its own tag?
and it’s #1 in a set of 6?
i’m waiting with baited breath.
Actually, we should encourage his artwork because any time he spends in the studio is time he won’t be driving around the neighborhood in his panel van, waiting for school to get out.
I’m very freaked out by this. About the only thing this could be useful for would be as a warning sign-like, you walk into someone’s house, see this hanging on the wall, and back out rapidly while muttering that you left dinner in the oven/you can hear your mother calling/the giant purple snorklewacker that lives in your head is telling you to go buy cheese. Anything to get away from a person who thinks something like this is acceptable home dec.
Having a brain infarction here. This monstrosity placed “In a Room” is so brilliant my brain cells are jiving …. love the fornicating flies, just the subject Rockwell would have clipped to his easel for inspiration …. NOT …
But a scan of this guy’s Etsy site has me worried. This guy’s a sicko … and he’s OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
I sent this in two days ago to you guys, along with the tween queen. All the green or knitted vaginas and penises with knives chasing bow-legged vaginas could not compare to the offensiveness of this. Did you check out his banner? It definitely should be marked “mature”.
“Besides being as wierd as fuck, el sexoffender-o is also a pretentious twat-witness the ‘tusche’ spelling of tush.”
hamoza, you ignorant slut. tusche is a kind of litho crayon used to make marks on stones or other blocks, which are then inked and printed then make lithographic prints.
August 12, 2010 at 4:33 pm
that stream is a little too far back for pee, a little too far forward for… yeah.
don’t take aspirin during your period.
August 12, 2010 at 4:35 pm
wait, is that a sailor fuku? +1 point of wrongness.
August 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
At a glance, I honestly thought she was dying. Maybe she is.
…I wonder what inspired this?
August 12, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I have no words
August 12, 2010 at 4:40 pm
*stunned silence*
That VIIAR is fan-frakking-tastic!
August 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm
‘the black is much darker than appears….’
….much much darker….
August 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm
sadly, that probably isn’t the first time (nor the last) “pop a squat” was used as a tag on etsy…
August 12, 2010 at 4:45 pm
This is one of the scariest things I have ever seen sold on etsy…ever!
August 12, 2010 at 4:48 pm
‘Hand pulled print’ vomit, piss ,puke …
I’d EAT the head cheese soap anyday , rather than look at this shit.
August 12, 2010 at 4:49 pm
That’s what I do when I see Oprah.
August 12, 2010 at 4:53 pm
This isn’t worth squat.
August 12, 2010 at 4:53 pm
A lot of talent there but, whoa, seller maybe has a few issues to work through? Hard to comment on the subject matter.
August 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm
HK/BD, holy motherfucking shit, best VIIAR ever! I laughed ’til I pissed AND puked.
August 12, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Hey that’s actually really steampunk!
September 4, 2011 at 9:33 am
Streampunk
August 12, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Note to Self: never check regretsy while eating ever again.
is this an advance illustration from the long awaited, soon to be published book: “Ramona Gets Dysentery”?
so to recap: today we saw a mildly Oedipal request for head cheese soap, a doll made by someone who is alarmingly sexually repressed, and now an drawing by someone who is a bit too intrigued by their own bodily functions.
If psychological issues are contagious, I’m screwed!
August 12, 2010 at 5:09 pm
OK, I’ll try.
The pharmaceutical industry could use this as the logo for a new laxative/Ipecac combo wonder weight loss drug.
(I know is says Pee!!! but really, it looks like something else.)
August 12, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Sadly, art historians note that despite the noble efforts of artists such as Sexoffender, the ‘I ate a bad batch of clams’ movement never really caught on.
August 12, 2010 at 5:13 pm
when i was a little girl in catholic school, the sisters would say that if i didn’t tell the truth and all of it at confession, i would be overcome by guilt and sickness….
the sisters must have told that to this artist too.
why is there such a tag as “pop a squat”? i mean, how often can THAT come up that it needs its own tag?
and it’s #1 in a set of 6?
i’m waiting with baited breath.
August 12, 2010 at 5:33 pm
I did that at mardi gras once. I was in a bathroom, though.
August 12, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Gary Glitter approves.
August 12, 2010 at 5:37 pm
I used to work in customer service for a fast food company, this exact scene has been described to me before.
Too bad I don’t work there anymore, I could hang this in my cube.
August 12, 2010 at 5:50 pm
We all know that this is porn for someone. I’m not saying me… but “someone”.
Haters gonna hate.
August 12, 2010 at 5:52 pm
OMG, the actual etsy sellers name is ‘sexoffender’
http://www.etsy.com/shop/sexoffender?ref=seller_info
*shudder*
August 12, 2010 at 5:54 pm
ohhhh…LMAO…I nearly pissed and puked myself…I got the real Rockwell print hanging on the wall behind me….That is great!
August 12, 2010 at 5:54 pm
One girl, no cup.
August 12, 2010 at 6:05 pm
If only it had a classier title… “Urine and Vomit”… “A Night on the Town”… “The Morning After”…
August 12, 2010 at 6:10 pm
it would look so nice next to this. in the kitchen- http://www.etsy.com/listing/49586710/screaming-wang-a1-poster
August 12, 2010 at 6:27 pm
oh – this isn’t funny anymore but horribly disturbing. the same seller did this http://www.etsy.com/listing/48109205/tween-queen-print?ref=v1_other_1 apparently he got distracted by the ‘panty flash’ of his depiction of a over-sexualised young girl….
on the other hand I know what to get my dodgy uncle for christmas…
August 12, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Actually, we should encourage his artwork because any time he spends in the studio is time he won’t be driving around the neighborhood in his panel van, waiting for school to get out.
August 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
This made my boyfriend Hans laugh out loud!! The tags are the best part!!
August 12, 2010 at 7:16 pm
not cool.
August 12, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Dang, they let Lindsay out of rehab already?
August 12, 2010 at 7:37 pm
The Rockwell VIAR is the best- caused unintentional peeing.
I cannot stop looking at this one by this artist though:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/50687973/sexy-cheeseburger-shirt?ref=v1_other_1
I keep staring at the model with the cheeseburger head modeling the cheeseburger head t-shirt.
August 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm
This, the shop name, and the rest of the art are just disturbing. I guess as long as it’s handmade you can get away with it on Etsy!
August 12, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Yeah pretty sure this person is mentally disturbed.
August 12, 2010 at 8:54 pm
#27- the Tween Queen Print – he even says in the item description “Somebody call Chris Hansen!”. I don’t know whether to laugh or… call Chris Hansen.
August 12, 2010 at 9:18 pm
I’m very freaked out by this. About the only thing this could be useful for would be as a warning sign-like, you walk into someone’s house, see this hanging on the wall, and back out rapidly while muttering that you left dinner in the oven/you can hear your mother calling/the giant purple snorklewacker that lives in your head is telling you to go buy cheese. Anything to get away from a person who thinks something like this is acceptable home dec.
August 12, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Having a brain infarction here. This monstrosity placed “In a Room” is so brilliant my brain cells are jiving …. love the fornicating flies, just the subject Rockwell would have clipped to his easel for inspiration …. NOT …
But a scan of this guy’s Etsy site has me worried. This guy’s a sicko … and he’s OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
August 12, 2010 at 10:13 pm
Besides being as wierd as fuck, el sexoffender-o is also a pretentious twat-witness the ‘tusche’ spelling of tush.
August 13, 2010 at 12:28 am
Definitely get my vote for one of the top ten VIIAR of 2010. Maybe of all time. Brilliant.
August 13, 2010 at 1:57 am
I sent this in two days ago to you guys, along with the tween queen. All the green or knitted vaginas and penises with knives chasing bow-legged vaginas could not compare to the offensiveness of this. Did you check out his banner? It definitely should be marked “mature”.
August 13, 2010 at 2:04 am
#27 aorta :
it would look so nice next to this. in the kitchen- http://www.etsy.com/listing/49586710/screaming-wang-a1-poster
——————–
WTF was that?
August 13, 2010 at 2:13 am
love the view in a room!
August 13, 2010 at 2:49 am
I have to say the screaming wang print is more disturbing. The giant tubular shit does it.
My first reaction was: ????
Second reaction: this guy is trying really, really hard to be weird n’ stuff.
August 13, 2010 at 5:57 am
She isnt Puking and Pissin she is sitting on a tiny tree sleeping.
August 13, 2010 at 6:55 am
This work is excrement…whoops. EXCELLENT! I meant excellent.
August 13, 2010 at 9:19 am
Omg! His etsy banner!
August 13, 2010 at 9:33 am
It SOLD. Somebody has this thing hanging on their wall.
August 13, 2010 at 10:01 am
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/pissandpuke.gif
August 13, 2010 at 10:51 am
Where are her hands???
And someone bought this. Helen? Bronc? please tell me it wasn’t either of you.
August 13, 2010 at 10:52 am
I was just wondering the same thing….which one of you bought this? fess up….we won’t judge
August 13, 2010 at 11:52 am
Hmm…
“An evening with Amy Winehouse” would be a good title as well…
August 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Best View It In A Room ever!
August 13, 2010 at 12:32 pm
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August 13, 2010 at 3:35 pm
#48 — That, or someone’s going to be using quite the conversation piece to get the grill started at their next cookout.
August 13, 2010 at 11:58 pm
How else will this artist pay for group therapy since there is no public option in the health care reform bill.
August 14, 2010 at 8:37 am
Is it just me or does this not look like piss?
August 14, 2010 at 9:29 am
A direct quote from one of his listings is in order:
SOMEONE CALL CHRIS HANSEN!!!
August 14, 2010 at 6:32 pm
This one made me do both.
August 14, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Weird subject matter aside, I kinda like the style.
August 15, 2010 at 3:39 pm
i would send this to someone who was a bad cook and forced me to eat their crap
August 17, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I’m a little confused with this one…is there a bandwagon for piss and puke art that I should be jumping on?
August 24, 2010 at 11:33 am
“Besides being as wierd as fuck, el sexoffender-o is also a pretentious twat-witness the ‘tusche’ spelling of tush.”
hamoza, you ignorant slut. tusche is a kind of litho crayon used to make marks on stones or other blocks, which are then inked and printed then make lithographic prints.
September 5, 2010 at 9:31 pm
#48: Either that or it’s being held for use as evidence.