I am pretty sure this vagina is past saving no matter what the strength of the Monistat. I am also pretty sure that is my new favorite view it in a room.
WyndsongDesigns: Blessed be you for your guidance. I just made a green vadge necklace that kind of looks like an old man with a wreath on his head. Bonus! Two amulets in one!
Amulets: It’s not supposed to look like an old man. It’s supposed to look like the fruit of your womb.
WyndsongDesigns: I do not claim ownership of anything spiritual.
Why would the Hulk have a Spider-Man poster…and an action figure of himself? Is it sad that those are what I’m most concerned with regarding this post? (perhaps I’ve been desensitized to vagoo-shaped items) Anyway, w/all the leafy filigree (pubes perchance?) I think this is more the lady parts of Mrs Jolly Green Giant than Incredible Hulk. But that’s just me.
I’d buy this for someone if they wore it to work could guarantee a video of when the HR lady has to have the uncomfortable conversation about removing it because it’s a VAGINA. hehe
I’m sure the elders of the Catholic church would be thrilled to know that members of the flock are ‘spreading’ the word with nasty looking vagina rosaries.
Hail Mary & Hairy.
#14 I know exactly the kind of people who wear these necklaces. Nature-worshipping hairy-legged “womyn” and their p-whipped life partners who wear these kinds of things just to dare you to open your mouth and show how unenlightened you are by objecting to graphic depictions of the female flower out in the open where kids can see it and all.
And yes, I am aware of the irony of being “Mrs. Vagoo” and coming down squarely on the anti-vagoo side.But c’mon. Green? Really? Just ew.
I’m with you on that Mrs. Vagoo! Although you forgot to include non-bra wearing in your description. And they complain about my perfume wearing while going about drenched in patchouli.
To Ocean Wyndsong, renaissance artist of AZ, Celtic Spiritualist, pagan, maker of Spirit Rosaries in your one Goddess shop (see profile), and to Yoni of WomaninBloom shop, creator of “Yoni-Vulva-Vagina Pendant-Mature” I dedicate this :
“You fill up my senses like a night in a forest, like the mountains in springtime,
Like a walk in the rain, like a storm in the desert,
Like a sleepy blue ocean.
You fill up my senses, come fill me again.”
Why not just put it ALL out there for everyone , including the baggers at the grocery store ~ wear this & complete the look with the cinnamon bun studs.
Its all true!! And yes, it is a pun and yes it is funny. Even my students laugh when I refer to myself as Master Beader, well those smart enough to understand the “tongue and cheek” of it.
On the bright side, there is only ONE of these…
yet I do not feel good about the fact that it is green. But why a ROSARY? Like a previous poster, I will just NEVER get this whole (HOLE) thing!
Celtic….
as in “I have at least one Irish ancestor, believe in sacred goddess power (as soon as i decide what that is),the healing power of crystals, and misspelling words like “wymyn” and “majyk” ”
Urgh!
I’m betting she couldn’t tell the difference between Beltaine and Samhain, has no idea who Lugh the Long Hand is, or any idea that the Celts were headhunters.
LMAO -
I know the difference between Beltaine and Samhain – do you?
I am very familiar with Lugh and yes I know my ancestors were headhunters. So fucking what.
And gee, you did your research. Yoni is Hindu, again. What difference does that make?
Ever heard of artistic license. Just because I am Celtic doesn’t exclude my knowledge of other spiritual paths. I use the word Celtic instead of WITCH!! It’s a bit easier for my customers.
I went to school with a boy named Yonatan, who kids used to call Yoni. He was cool with it for many years, then in HS started to get angry whenever anyone called him that. No one ever really knew why. Someone must have clued him into the Sanskrit meaning.
It turns out that when it’s a slow posting day here on Regretsy, I can just search Etsy for “yoni” (or just “vagina” …http://www.etsy.com/listing/52911000) and get the chuckle I needed.
This listing has been updated to lower the price to an affordable $67. It must be there is not a large demand for handmade green vagina necklaces. What a surprise!
The lower price was set with all my Spirit Rosaries!!
I just want to thank you all for the enjoyable read and the exposure!!
never thought the yoni would be so popular.
August 9, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I think it’s great that the design is unique to her, and — wait — is she saying what I think she’s saying?!
*GAG*
May 18, 2011 at 5:33 pm
No its not a self portrait!!
August 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm
The hand lotion and tissue is the best.
And why would you want to wear a one-eyed Santa?
August 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm
I think this is why the green giant is so jolly
August 9, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I am pretty sure this vagina is past saving no matter what the strength of the Monistat. I am also pretty sure that is my new favorite view it in a room.
August 9, 2010 at 4:39 pm
The amulets tell her where to go.
WyndsongDesigns: Oh amulet of my loins, where to?
Amulets: Look in thine underpants.
WyndsongDesigns: Blessed be you for your guidance. I just made a green vadge necklace that kind of looks like an old man with a wreath on his head. Bonus! Two amulets in one!
Amulets: It’s not supposed to look like an old man. It’s supposed to look like the fruit of your womb.
WyndsongDesigns: I do not claim ownership of anything spiritual.
August 9, 2010 at 4:39 pm
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned”
‘Say 4 Hail Mary’s and rub the clit.’
August 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Hulk smash!
Hulk smash good!
Hulk smash all night long!
August 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Why would the Hulk have a Spider-Man poster…and an action figure of himself? Is it sad that those are what I’m most concerned with regarding this post? (perhaps I’ve been desensitized to vagoo-shaped items) Anyway, w/all the leafy filigree (pubes perchance?) I think this is more the lady parts of Mrs Jolly Green Giant than Incredible Hulk. But that’s just me.
August 9, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Does the vagina sing, “HO, HO, HO”? If so, that would be perfection…
August 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I’m willing to go green…. to a point.
August 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I first thought this was some odd interpretation of those green men masks, but no, it’s a vagina.
August 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm
I’d buy this for someone if they wore it to work could guarantee a video of when the HR lady has to have the uncomfortable conversation about removing it because it’s a VAGINA. hehe
August 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm
And it was the penis envy that finally turned her vagoo green.
August 9, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder who’s buying all this gynie inspired jewelry?
I can just imagine the party conversation:
Wow, that’s a really interesting necklace.
Thanks.
Wait, is that a va-jay-jay on you neck? A green va-jay-jay?
Yeah, the blue one clashed with this shirt.
August 9, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but this is getting ridiculous!
August 9, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I don’t know if intimating that the vagina is a self portrait is a selling point or not, but I do know none of us wanted to know that fact.
August 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I don’t think this is a rosary-they’re worry beads.
When your vagoo is this color, and has moldy looking moss growing on it, it’s time to worry.
August 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm
You know, they got medicines for that now.
August 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm
oh and by the way, in what belief system is green lady parts a symbol of any spiritual significance?
in all my studies of world mythology i haven’t run into it. anywhere.
it’s not that easy being green…
August 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Hulk: “Me want to see you Green Lantern!”
August 9, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I’m sure the elders of the Catholic church would be thrilled to know that members of the flock are ‘spreading’ the word with nasty looking vagina rosaries.
Hail Mary & Hairy.
August 9, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Oh! Vina!…
http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/File:Vina_as_an_Orion_slave_girl.jpg
August 9, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Oh, I’m prayin’ the rosary, baby!
August 9, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Is this what Tom Leherer meant by “fiddle with your Rosary” – it was code for Vagoo!
Interesting pricing too. Did the Spirits assist with that also?
August 9, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Green Adventurine is an interesting choice for this piece. I would have reccommended tangerine adventurine for a vagoo…
It turns out that Aventurine is the Star Sign for Libra and the Planetary stone of Taurus
http://www.bernardine.com/gemstones/aventurine.htm making this a Taurus clitarus?!
August 9, 2010 at 5:44 pm
There’s a grape flavored one in her store too, if the lime one is too sour.
August 9, 2010 at 5:51 pm
well great, now i will never be able to order green goddess dressing at the diner without thinking of the incredible hulk masturbating.
August 9, 2010 at 5:53 pm
and btw, don’t walk in on him and make him angry, it’s a bad scene.
August 9, 2010 at 6:00 pm
No matter how many times they get posted here, I still just don’t get WHY?
August 9, 2010 at 6:02 pm
And by that I mean WHY do they keep making them, not why are they posted here.
August 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I see the little man in the boat! Awww-he looks seasick.
August 9, 2010 at 6:27 pm
” I do not recommend forcing it to fit.”
No means no.
I guess some hippy bullshit backstory is inherent with this kind of thing, you can’t just say ‘Beaded Cooter, $74.95′ Not in this economy.
August 9, 2010 at 6:32 pm
#14 I know exactly the kind of people who wear these necklaces. Nature-worshipping hairy-legged “womyn” and their p-whipped life partners who wear these kinds of things just to dare you to open your mouth and show how unenlightened you are by objecting to graphic depictions of the female flower out in the open where kids can see it and all.
And yes, I am aware of the irony of being “Mrs. Vagoo” and coming down squarely on the anti-vagoo side.But c’mon. Green? Really? Just ew.
August 9, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I’m with you on that Mrs. Vagoo! Although you forgot to include non-bra wearing in your description. And they complain about my perfume wearing while going about drenched in patchouli.
August 9, 2010 at 6:54 pm
because a vagina necklace in a flesh tone would just be tacky.
August 9, 2010 at 6:56 pm
too bad this doesn’t change colors like a mood ring, i need something special for my nun/aunt’s jubilee celebration
August 9, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Just imagine seeing this in the pew next to you carried by some unsuspecting elder lady who thinks it’s a St. Patrick’s Day rosary…
August 9, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I’ll bet she learned her lesson — always use genuine sterling silver!
August 9, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Irish eyes are smiling?
August 9, 2010 at 7:22 pm
The poster on the right appears to be a Super HK. Which is appropriate.
And I’m afraid I know what sort of crowd will buy this thing – the necrophiliacs.
August 9, 2010 at 7:26 pm
I think her description should say “if you rub this and pray, good things will cum”
August 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Has anyone noticed that she didn’t actually MAKE the main focus of this piece? Another Etsyian did, and her shop is now non-existant.
Wonder why.
May 19, 2011 at 7:37 am
The shop is not non-existant!! Here’s the link
http://www.etsy.com/shop/WomanInBloom?ref=ss_profile
August 9, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Seventy-five bucks?! That thing better fucking secrete caviar. You’re welcome for the mental image.
August 9, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Oh jesus, I knew it… I KNEW I’d seen that face somewhere before:
August 9, 2010 at 7:54 pm
To Ocean Wyndsong, renaissance artist of AZ, Celtic Spiritualist, pagan, maker of Spirit Rosaries in your one Goddess shop (see profile), and to Yoni of WomaninBloom shop, creator of “Yoni-Vulva-Vagina Pendant-Mature” I dedicate this :
“You fill up my senses like a night in a forest, like the mountains in springtime,
Like a walk in the rain, like a storm in the desert,
Like a sleepy blue ocean.
You fill up my senses, come fill me again.”
Because the world NEEDS vajayjay spirit…
May 18, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Of course it does… all Yoni is sacred..even yours!!
August 9, 2010 at 7:57 pm
[Rest of comment...]
Because the world needs vajayjay spirit jewelry. Amen and Namaste to that.
August 9, 2010 at 8:20 pm
I wonder why HK didn’t go with the lavender vag that’s even more expensive ($90.95) ?
Maybe she thought the green one was better to view in a room. But I’m thinking one of us could work with this …
http://www.etsy.com/listing/50561978/the-mother-of-all-goddesses-amethyst-and
August 9, 2010 at 8:39 pm
She’s not your little pony anymore …
View it in a Room
http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/eri059/notyourlittleponyanymore.jpg
August 9, 2010 at 8:43 pm
I’d renounce ownership too if mine were green.
August 9, 2010 at 8:45 pm
#32 and all TRUE BLOOD fans “They shot my Cooter”
August 9, 2010 at 8:47 pm
And it has many other uses, too!
http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/eri059/mlpcakecopy.jpg
August 9, 2010 at 8:48 pm
The spouse: ‘Yoni. Is that the *MyStYkAl*, ~mAgYkAl~ version of “twat”?’
August 9, 2010 at 9:13 pm
The perfect gift for a member of the Church of the Holy Cooch.
August 9, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Why not just put it ALL out there for everyone , including the baggers at the grocery store ~ wear this & complete the look with the cinnamon bun studs.
August 9, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Bio
“Wyndsong Designs is owned and operated by renaissance artist, Ocean Wyndsong.
I have been an artist of many mediums for most of my life. My range from Master Beader to Soapier has brought me much fulfillment.”
-This CANNOT be real….”Master Beader to Soapier” c’mon, Ocean Wyndsong, leave me something to parody…
May 18, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Its all true!! And yes, it is a pun and yes it is funny. Even my students laugh when I refer to myself as Master Beader, well those smart enough to understand the “tongue and cheek” of it.
August 9, 2010 at 9:56 pm
I’m still trying to figure out how it can be both a rosary and pagan at the same time.
Guess if you put a vagina on it, it makes it works for everybody.
May 18, 2011 at 5:38 pm
The term “rosary” is not exclusive to the catholic faith.
Look it up!! Would you prefer mala, prayer beads, noose!!
August 9, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Ocean Wyndsong and I are like one pea in a pod.
August 9, 2010 at 10:06 pm
#55 How about “Don’t get all artsy about your creation – it’s not a VanGogh it’s a VaGoo”
August 9, 2010 at 10:14 pm
“Oh look Hulk got the Vagoo angry -”You wouldn’t like to see my vagoo ANGRY”
August 9, 2010 at 10:56 pm
So, instead of the stations of the cross, do you do the stations of the Kama Sutra instead?
August 10, 2010 at 2:55 am
Overheard at the Doctor’s office -
“Nice to see you Mrs. Hulk. Hop right up on the table and put your feet in the stirups”
August 10, 2010 at 4:15 am
Evil Dead…….
August 10, 2010 at 5:21 am
REALLY popular with the celibate monk contingent.
(Please turn in your hymans, errrrr HYMNALS to page 69…”Amazing Place”. I mean GRACE. Lord, help me.)
August 10, 2010 at 5:38 am
yep. Definitely my new favorite VIAR.
August 10, 2010 at 6:17 am
On the bright side, there is only ONE of these…
but I do not feel good about the fact that it is green.
August 10, 2010 at 6:25 am
@#33 Mrs. Vagoo– you MUST live in Santa Fe, too?
On the bright side, there is only ONE of these…
yet I do not feel good about the fact that it is green. But why a ROSARY? Like a previous poster, I will just NEVER get this whole (HOLE) thing!
August 10, 2010 at 8:04 am
Celtic….
as in “I have at least one Irish ancestor, believe in sacred goddess power (as soon as i decide what that is),the healing power of crystals, and misspelling words like “wymyn” and “majyk” ”
Urgh!
I’m betting she couldn’t tell the difference between Beltaine and Samhain, has no idea who Lugh the Long Hand is, or any idea that the Celts were headhunters.
also “yoni” is Hindu
look shit up first!
May 18, 2011 at 5:43 pm
LMAO -
I know the difference between Beltaine and Samhain – do you?
I am very familiar with Lugh and yes I know my ancestors were headhunters. So fucking what.
And gee, you did your research. Yoni is Hindu, again. What difference does that make?
Ever heard of artistic license. Just because I am Celtic doesn’t exclude my knowledge of other spiritual paths. I use the word Celtic instead of WITCH!! It’s a bit easier for my customers.
August 10, 2010 at 9:11 am
This just solved a great mystery for me.
I went to school with a boy named Yonatan, who kids used to call Yoni. He was cool with it for many years, then in HS started to get angry whenever anyone called him that. No one ever really knew why. Someone must have clued him into the Sanskrit meaning.
August 10, 2010 at 9:11 am
It turns out that when it’s a slow posting day here on Regretsy, I can just search Etsy for “yoni” (or just “vagina” …http://www.etsy.com/listing/52911000) and get the chuckle I needed.
August 10, 2010 at 9:22 am
I say anyone who wears this Rosary in Church should have to sit in their own section. Lets call it the Vagoo pew. What do you think?
August 10, 2010 at 9:34 am
Not a rosary, a coozary.
August 10, 2010 at 9:45 am
Vantastic Mrs. V !!
August 10, 2010 at 9:50 am
“As with all my rosaries, each owner must determine whether they are able to gently glide it over the head. I do not recommend forcing it to fit.”
…Lololol.
August 10, 2010 at 10:47 am
isn’t Yoni a musician?
August 10, 2010 at 11:00 am
@#58 Stretch: Yeah, I doubt we’ll see this Pubist piece hanging in the Vagoogenheim.
August 10, 2010 at 11:35 am
Maybe it’s just the vodka affecting me, but these are the BEST.COMMENTS.EVER.
I don’t think it’s the vodka.
August 10, 2010 at 11:45 am
Skully FTW!
August 10, 2010 at 11:48 am
I had NO IDEA superman was making these at the fortress of solitude.
August 10, 2010 at 11:51 am
#76 Looks like the postings have hit your G spot
(G as in GIGGLE)
August 10, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Pubism-a new genre of artistic ability, born right here on Regretsy!
Oh, the possibilities….
August 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm
p.s. Cum to think of it,I’m pretty sure Picasso mastered pubism, so it’s nothing new…..
August 10, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Holy Dear Jesus, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 11, 2010 at 8:34 am
I bet there is a big green goetze on the back of Hulk’s laptop
August 11, 2010 at 9:17 am
I bet Captain Kirk saw a lot of this.
August 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm
See, now, she’s way off the mark here, because a Catholic priest would never pray to a green vagina. Put a tiny dick on there, and she’s in business.
August 20, 2010 at 9:05 pm
I wonder if Feminist Hulk will buy this?
August 22, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Im SO buying this for my old headteacher at the convent school- Sister L this is for you…
August 28, 2010 at 2:12 pm
this would be a hit at Sunday Mass. You won’t have to worry about your priest wanting to borrow it.
too much too soon?
September 1, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Wow that woman’s got ‘Blue Waffle’.
December 24, 2010 at 6:19 am
Thank god for that side note, I was about to get my lawyer out of bed, for I, you see, AM the owner of all things spiritual.
April 22, 2011 at 8:12 am
This listing has been updated to lower the price to an affordable $67. It must be there is not a large demand for handmade green vagina necklaces. What a surprise!
April 22, 2011 at 9:55 pm
I promised myself I’d never touch another green vagina.
May 18, 2011 at 5:46 pm
The lower price was set with all my Spirit Rosaries!!
I just want to thank you all for the enjoyable read and the exposure!!
never thought the yoni would be so popular.