If you thought that was defensive, you should have seen his first draft.

We have two Ebay auctions going on right now, and they’re both more exciting than that hot chimp on frog video that’s been going around. And I think you know what I’m talking about.

Both auctions feature handmade bags by Go Baggery, filled to the brim with all kinds of wonderful, pants-filling fuckery. 100% of the proceeds directly benefit two Etsy sellers in need:

EBAY AUCTION 1

This is a handmade bag in the Atomic Elephant fabric, designed for our Regretsy Spoonflower fabric contest earlier this year.

The bag is crammed full of shit from Comic Con, as well as many other other pieces of delightful fuckery. There is a fantastic photo of Malcom McDowell from A Clockwork Orange, which he personally autographed for me at Comic Con, as well as a signed cast photo from What’s Happening. And you also get a signed Regretsy book, as well as an embroidered pantyliner bookmark from Regretsy superstar HiBird.

This auction benefits Stephanie, of Rainbow Darkness Studios (her Etsy shop is here). Stephanie is a hearing impaired Etsy seller who is trying to get her hearing aids repaired. She initially just asked if we could give her store a shout out, but I thought we could do better.

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EBAY AUCTION 2

This is a handmade bag in the Dingleberry fabric, designed for our Regretsy Spoonflower fabric contest earlier this year.

The bag is filled with awesomeness by Regretsy featured artists (like Denny Pinkham) and Regretsy regulars. There are all kinds of things in here, from jewelry to handmade soap, as well as many other articles of fabulousness. There is also a signed Regretsy book inside, and an embroidered pantyliner bookmark from Regretsy superstar HiBird.

Proceeds for this auction benefit Veronica of Ronnie’s Tender Heart (her Etsy shop is here). Veronica is only 22 years old, but she’s battling leukemia for the third time. Her friends have started an Etsy store, hoping to sell enough bracelets to help cover the portion of her medical bills not covered by her insurance. Veronica must be a very special person. She is deeply loved by many people, who are all exhausting themselves to cover as many of these bills as possible

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For complete details on contents and participating sellers, please check out the Ebay listings.

Happy bidding!

Gives new meaning to “packing the bowl”.