That which is divine in me greets that which is made of shitty nylon nightgowns on you.

I don’t know who Robert Patterson is, but I bet this doesn’t look like him either.

Few people realized Edward Cullen had a lazy eye because they were distracted by his hay wig.

This is either Mario Lopez or that guy from CSI Miami.

Sometimes I think I’m the only one with an internet connection.

LMGTFY

Even though her arm had already fallen off, no one had the nerve to tell Cousin Scott that Nicole had died three months before the wedding.