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  1. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    July 30, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    With the previous post, this is perfect.

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  2. joshpincusiscrying
    July 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    The fact that this ring is displayed on a clenched fist doesn’t help its “sale-ability”.

    Maybe you just need to loosen your toggle a little. – HK

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  3. Is that you new engagement ring?

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  4. your.

    my typing really sucks today.

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  5. LeeLooDallas
    July 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    Oh, it’s so sensitive and fragile!

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  6. LeeLooDallas
    July 30, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Also, remember to take it off when you hand mix that meatloaf!

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  7. knittin-kitten
    July 30, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Nothing says “don’t hate” like a pair of hands ripping apart a faux claddagh. And you know what to expect on your wedding night. It’s multipurpose!

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  8. Skully
    July 30, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    I love Regoatse!

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  9. Rob T Firefly
    July 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Doesn’t look quite right. I think you’ve got it on upside down.

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  10. trousers rolled
    July 30, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    All hail the fist of love.

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  11. Stretch65
    July 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Its nice to see a nice, claw and checkered flag free manicure on Regretsy!!!

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  12. knittin-kitten
    July 30, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    I feel like this ring is going to become the bandana in the pocket of the 2010′s. Perhaps they will start making them with different coloured gemstones to signify what your preferred play is.

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  13. starrydreams
    July 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    That ring is butt ugly… :)

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  14. commasplice
    July 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Open wide and accept my love! Wider…wider…

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  15. dcoyote
    July 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    I love/hate that I keep seeing this thing everywhere. You know how you can get those ads based on what you were doing online? Well this one keeps popping up and I have to fight the urge to buy it too. The fist shot isn’t helping.

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  16. Travelgrrl
    July 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    When Irish Pies Are Smiling

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  17. Pearl Rogi
    July 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    @#8 Will someone please make the “I <3 Regoatse" pipe?

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  18. Skully
    July 30, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Holy fucking shit HK, “Maybe you just need to loosen your toggle a little” made me LOL @ (yes!) work.

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  19. Niki Nonsense
    July 30, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    i agree with dcoyote. i really want to buy it but i don’t. has anyone read the reviews? i’m suspecting a few people from regretsy posted a couple of them such as “the ring cured my cancer!” if that one is from just a normal person though… it might be worth the $25.

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  20. Iterpy
    July 30, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Is that fiber fill I see stuck on there?

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  21. lisa_n
    July 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Oh, yeah, open that heart. Open it wiiiiide. That’s right.

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  22. inmediasres
    July 30, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    Speaking of open, wearing it point-out means you’re open for the business ;) Go on, slut it up!

    Then again, since it’s nothing that one really could call a Claddagh, I guess it doesn’t matter?

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  23. jesusmotherbug
    July 30, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Let us know if you find any more accessories adorned with a heart-shaped steering wheel encrusted with cubic zirconium.

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  24. Lucretia Borgia
    July 30, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    Damn it, Killer …. I just loosened that toggle a bit and I’m laughing so hard I can’t get off the floor.

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  25. mamasaid
    July 30, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    Customer review:

    “With this ring I can forever immortalize one of my favorite websites and only those “in the know” react to it! I love it! So inconspicuous!”

    Inconspicuous? Does s/he think s/he’s the only one on the internets?

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  26. razberries
    July 30, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    this ring looks GREAT on you, killer! :-)

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  27. HelenaHandbasket
    July 30, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Helen, you might want to take away any doubt by discreetly coloring your finger under the rectal opening with a fuschia- or eggplant-colored marker.

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  28. Xniner
    July 30, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Seriously you bought this ring?!? Well 1st the ring, then the marriage, then the vampire baby in the baby carriage! Congrats-I think…

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  29. methuselah
    July 30, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    I wonder if Roger Ebert will get one.

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  30. corporatebastard
    July 30, 2010 at 5:38 pm
  31. raven
    July 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    That rocks!!!

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  32. Kiki Kaliski
    July 30, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Just sayin’, this was a comment on the sell page:
    “I absolutely love this ring. Every time I look in to it I am reminded of a beautiful experience and it holds so many memories for me. ”
    And by beautiful experience they mean…
    Yeah.

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  33. knittin-kitten
    July 30, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    I just went to check my e-mail, and in the ads that pop up to the side, THIS RING WAS FEATURED!

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  34. aroseisarose
    July 30, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    I saw that ad too, Knittin-kitten, and continued to resist. I am expecting a ring from the company where I work, to commemorate my five-year anniversary; if it doesn’t show, I know what I will be getting instead! Hee!

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  35. knittin-kitten
    July 30, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    #34-I don’t need to worry, I am actually allergic to metal! So no need to fear receiving this ring!

    I hope they’re giving you a raise too!

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  36. zenwaitress
    July 31, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Is that a real diamond, or is that a Sears Diamond?

    Reference: Frank Zappa for those of you under 50

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  37. aroseisarose
    July 31, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Regoatse FTW.

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  38. aroseisarose
    July 31, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    “Haters gotta hate; skaters gotta skate.” WANT.

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  39. Marlo
    August 1, 2010 at 12:11 am

    My friend has HONESTLY wanted this for years. She is going to cry when she sees this post. Now I HAAAAAAAAVE to buy one for her. Damn it.

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  40. PussDaddy
    August 1, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    Fist fuck that heart.

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  41. julieisthebest
    August 3, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    I showed this to my husband and he had a blank expression on his face. “OMG,” I said, “You don’t know what GOATSE is do you?!” “It’s someone stretching an orifice open, right?” He turned away to pick something up off of the floor. He turns around again. “UGH! I didn’t want to SEE IT!”

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  42. StrangerDanger
    September 24, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    My boyfriend wants to buy this for me as a promise ring… :\

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