I love how the seller posted different pictures of how you can wear it, as if that would make any goddamned difference walking into a room looking like that.
Ok, one more time: I’m business in the front, party in the back, funeral to the right and nursing home to the left. The bottom? Well, that’s Rock of Love.
Surely college degrees aren’t so useless now that your only career option is cobbling your graduation gown together with a crappy Xmas sweater from Grandma.
not…want…to…stand…out?
Christ in heaven what does the rest of the wardrobe look like? Mascot suits?
Night and daaaay there’s only one/
looking stupid beneath the moon or under the sun/
If you’re near to me get far/
while you’re wearing that, i don’t care who you are/
It’s an awful shirt/
night or day!
You could use the long piece to hide your face. That way you don’t have to see the weird looks you’ll get for standing out at bit, but rather distastefully so.
whoops! misread the description there
it clearly says “…WANT to stand out”
in that case it works very well
possibly the only things that could make this garment stand out more is an airhorn and flashing lights
….but you know, tastefully.
Tags: clothing, plus size, *costume*, dress, jacket, maternity, sweater, women, tshirt, geek, *humor*, *blazer?*, *punk????*, black blue
So… what is it, exactly?
Also: Can someone tell me why every scrap of clothing on Etsy is made from “vintage fabric”? Is it really? Is it finding it in your grandma’s attic with the rest of the unwanted articles of clothing too bizarre to give to Goodwill that makes it so? What DOES classify as vintage? It seems to be made-to-impress bs term for…
“so I was making this top out of some old fabric, and it just ran out – but had LOADS of black stuff just hanging around. so I thought I should make a feature of it. Hey – when life gives you lemons…”
#21 – Glad I’m not the only one worried about the crotch of those shorts …
But we shouldn’t poke fun because really, being born with both female and male organs is very traumatic, and it isn’t funny. His/her doctor said crafting would be an excellent stress reliever for those days when he/she can’t figure out which restroom to use at Walmart …
NightInTunisia-
I don’t even see how April is making fun of this garment at all. It IS two things sewn together into one; exactly the kind of thing Two-Face would wear (except that it’s chick clothes, obviously). It can hardly be considered a cruel condemnation to make a lighthearted Photoshop of Two-Face wearing this outfit. I think it looks like a pile of sloppy garbage; but I’m not April.
P.S. do you even know what a hipster is, or do you just use that as a kind of catch-all insult?
funny, until someone said something i assumed it was made by a hipster
be reassured that regardless of the makers race, nationality, creed, religion, gender, or sexual preference we will mock all poorly made and silly objects equally.
we also like to mock sanctimonious prigs.
just sayin’
Well Tunisia you are partially right… I am American. But, I’m not really a Hipster Wannabe; I’m a Yuppie with the tactful Ann Taylor wardrobe to prove it. We don’t care where the seller is from… butt ugly is butt ugly in every country!
Hell I didn’t notice where the seller was from! Why do people always have to throw out the race card? Ugly is ugly, doesn’t made where it is made or who made it.
What is sad is the shirt the black “thing” is sewn to is really pretty. The two-face attachment destroys it. Reminds me of the guy (or girl for you guys ;o) you see walking in front of you with the real hot bod and nice hair. He/she turns around then shock and nausea suddenly hit.
If you look at the picture where she’s pinned one end to her other boob, you can see there’s a weird seam or welt showing. What on earth was this thing before she got at it?
For two days I have been so horrified by this garment that I couldn’t comment. Then I read that she is from Thailand and it begins to make sense–Asian ideas of fashionable are far from our ideas of fashionable. (We used to have Japanese exchange students–their high fashion was cotton dresses over jeans all the time. Most American girls wouldn’t be caught dead in an alley with those dresses on.) Now that the bizarreness of this garment has been explained, I can resume my regular life.
Methinks NightInTunisia is Ms. Moon or one of her minions! Can we start calling them “Moonies” like the cult followers that used to sell flowers in airports back in the 70′s? From now on when I see a “Moonie” comment, my reply will be, “Walk, bitch! WALK!” After all, is it their fault someone needs to goatse their heads from their asses?
#63 lindsaysays : At least the shirt takes attention away from that potential camel toe.
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I KNOW!! I guess the larger question is why are we looking at her crotch
I have an ugly sweater, but only enough fabric to cover half of it… and I don’t really want to keep the sweater…I’LL MAKE SOMETHING AND SELL IT ON ETSY!
July 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I love how the seller posted different pictures of how you can wear it, as if that would make any goddamned difference walking into a room looking like that.
July 30, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Oooh, that’s the perfect outfit for the adoption ceremony of my new vampire reborn baby.
July 30, 2010 at 4:37 pm
My mother was a goth, my father liked bright knits, and look what they made together.
July 30, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Good call on the net stockings. You don’t want to stand out too much!
July 30, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Ok, one more time: I’m business in the front, party in the back, funeral to the right and nursing home to the left. The bottom? Well, that’s Rock of Love.
July 30, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Victor Victoria VAMPIRE
July 30, 2010 at 4:45 pm
“The fabric used are vintage Hmong hemp fabric”
That explains a lot- been smoking the fabric again?
July 30, 2010 at 4:47 pm
i like standing out….distastefully so.
i guess this isn’t the outfit for me.
July 30, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I always wondered what Judge Judy did with her old robes.
July 30, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Her other tunic is white canvas, with buckles.
July 30, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Surely college degrees aren’t so useless now that your only career option is cobbling your graduation gown together with a crappy Xmas sweater from Grandma.
July 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm
not…want…to…stand…out?
Christ in heaven what does the rest of the wardrobe look like? Mascot suits?
Night and daaaay there’s only one/
looking stupid beneath the moon or under the sun/
If you’re near to me get far/
while you’re wearing that, i don’t care who you are/
It’s an awful shirt/
night or day!
July 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm
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July 30, 2010 at 4:57 pm
With one hand I will fight Voldemort. With the other I will seek to collect all the Precious Moments figures.
July 30, 2010 at 4:59 pm
it’s for those sybil days, when you can’t decide which personality will win out…am i going shop at the gap today or sears?
July 30, 2010 at 5:29 pm
“Something a little different for those times when you want to stand out a bit, but not distastefully so.”
Did she mean this shirt is out standing in it’s field? Where they grow the hemp, maybe? Taste really doesn’t matter when you have mega-munchies…
July 30, 2010 at 5:55 pm
You could use the long piece to hide your face. That way you don’t have to see the weird looks you’ll get for standing out at bit, but rather distastefully so.
July 30, 2010 at 6:02 pm
whoops! misread the description there
it clearly says “…WANT to stand out”
in that case it works very well
possibly the only things that could make this garment stand out more is an airhorn and flashing lights
….but you know, tastefully.
July 30, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Now I don’t have to decide what to wear to my friends’ wedding: she’s goth, and he’s a hippie.
July 30, 2010 at 6:27 pm
July 30, 2010 at 6:31 pm
She should use the long piece to cover up the unfortunate phantom wang those mom jorts are giving her.
July 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm
O.M.G – I have this exact shirt, but the OTHER WAY AROUND. How is that even possible?
July 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm
ummm…i mean i know i have been drinking and all tonight – but im trying to figure out…what part of this is tasteful?
July 30, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Tags: clothing, plus size, *costume*, dress, jacket, maternity, sweater, women, tshirt, geek, *humor*, *blazer?*, *punk????*, black blue
So… what is it, exactly?
Also: Can someone tell me why every scrap of clothing on Etsy is made from “vintage fabric”? Is it really? Is it finding it in your grandma’s attic with the rest of the unwanted articles of clothing too bizarre to give to Goodwill that makes it so? What DOES classify as vintage? It seems to be made-to-impress bs term for…
July 30, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I need to look Matronly, frumpy, colorblind, and clinically insane. Thank you.
July 30, 2010 at 6:57 pm
The extra long side is for hiding her self-lovin’ when she’s stalking the furry with the unicorn hoodie as he sleeps on the park bench.
July 30, 2010 at 7:05 pm
The only way you could stand out only “a bit” in this is if you hid half of yourself behind the door.
July 30, 2010 at 7:22 pm
This might be half fancy, half casual, but it’s all straight out of the 1980s.
Dear Baby Boomers: You cannot tweak your Working Girl wardrobe to make is suddenly fashionable. Please stop.
July 30, 2010 at 7:27 pm
captaincavegirl, it is my new goal to work the phrase ‘phantom wang’ into my everyday vocabulary.
July 30, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Finally, we found something that Lady GaGa WON’T wear.
This is like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde tried to make a shirt.
July 30, 2010 at 7:37 pm
You can always tell when a new season of Project Runway kicks off.
July 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm
off topic, but can anyone tell me how to change my avatar pic on here?
July 30, 2010 at 8:17 pm
#32- I went to Gravatar. They have all the instructions there.
July 30, 2010 at 9:14 pm
#32 I used Gravatar too. : )
July 30, 2010 at 9:19 pm
thanks! I think i did it.
July 30, 2010 at 9:48 pm
I do not want to know what this person’s idea of distasteful is.
July 30, 2010 at 10:38 pm
from one of the other listings in her store:
Perfect for yoga in style. Pirates, exercise and just do things around the house. You can even go out with it. Would sure receive lots of compliment
I think this applies to this piece, too. You can do yoga, do exercise things with pirates around the house, and even, -even- go out with it.
You would sure receive lots of compliment.
July 31, 2010 at 4:17 am
Let’s hope her next personality has better taste because the two she has now suck.
July 31, 2010 at 8:18 am
Some of the things pictured on regretsy make peopleofwalmart.com look tasteful……
July 31, 2010 at 9:15 am
OK, ya know what? Beam my ass up. After ass pillows, vampire reborn dolls, and now this… my brain broke.
July 31, 2010 at 11:05 am
this is just hideous
July 31, 2010 at 11:32 am
Two negatives does not equal one positive, in this case.
July 31, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I can’t think of anything witty or caustic. This has rendered me speechless.
July 31, 2010 at 4:15 pm
“so I was making this top out of some old fabric, and it just ran out – but had LOADS of black stuff just hanging around. so I thought I should make a feature of it. Hey – when life gives you lemons…”
July 31, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Why I’ll be. Look at that! She can stand out and smother her breastfeeding baby at the same time. (ck out pic #2)
July 31, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Clearly this is “repurposed” from old curtains.
Left side = Funeral Parlour
Right side = Mexican Restaurant
July 31, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I believe that a judge could order a commitment for psych eval for wearing that shirt. It should come with a legal disclaimer just in case.
July 31, 2010 at 8:17 pm
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July 31, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Great. Molly Ringwald raided my closet and ruined both my baggy old sweater and my morgue smock for work.
July 31, 2010 at 10:49 pm
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July 31, 2010 at 11:30 pm
NightInTunisia-
I don’t even see how April is making fun of this garment at all. It IS two things sewn together into one; exactly the kind of thing Two-Face would wear (except that it’s chick clothes, obviously). It can hardly be considered a cruel condemnation to make a lighthearted Photoshop of Two-Face wearing this outfit. I think it looks like a pile of sloppy garbage; but I’m not April.
P.S. do you even know what a hipster is, or do you just use that as a kind of catch-all insult?
July 31, 2010 at 11:52 pm
@nightintunisia
Even in Thailand, it’s possible to have bad taste.
August 1, 2010 at 8:32 am
funny, until someone said something i assumed it was made by a hipster
be reassured that regardless of the makers race, nationality, creed, religion, gender, or sexual preference we will mock all poorly made and silly objects equally.
we also like to mock sanctimonious prigs.
just sayin’
August 1, 2010 at 8:38 am
Well Tunisia you are partially right… I am American. But, I’m not really a Hipster Wannabe; I’m a Yuppie with the tactful Ann Taylor wardrobe to prove it. We don’t care where the seller is from… butt ugly is butt ugly in every country!
August 1, 2010 at 9:38 am
Hell I didn’t notice where the seller was from! Why do people always have to throw out the race card? Ugly is ugly, doesn’t made where it is made or who made it.
What is sad is the shirt the black “thing” is sewn to is really pretty. The two-face attachment destroys it. Reminds me of the guy (or girl for you guys ;o) you see walking in front of you with the real hot bod and nice hair. He/she turns around then shock and nausea suddenly hit.
August 1, 2010 at 11:48 am
Oooh, new square for the Bingo Card. Thanks, NightInTunisia, you’re *my* hero!
August 1, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Well WTF would she consider distasteful then?
August 1, 2010 at 8:46 pm
If you look at the picture where she’s pinned one end to her other boob, you can see there’s a weird seam or welt showing. What on earth was this thing before she got at it?
August 2, 2010 at 8:16 am
#50 for the FLOUNCE!!
August 2, 2010 at 11:44 am
For two days I have been so horrified by this garment that I couldn’t comment. Then I read that she is from Thailand and it begins to make sense–Asian ideas of fashionable are far from our ideas of fashionable. (We used to have Japanese exchange students–their high fashion was cotton dresses over jeans all the time. Most American girls wouldn’t be caught dead in an alley with those dresses on.) Now that the bizarreness of this garment has been explained, I can resume my regular life.
August 2, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Methinks NightInTunisia is Ms. Moon or one of her minions! Can we start calling them “Moonies” like the cult followers that used to sell flowers in airports back in the 70′s? From now on when I see a “Moonie” comment, my reply will be, “Walk, bitch! WALK!” After all, is it their fault someone needs to goatse their heads from their asses?
August 4, 2010 at 11:11 am
It’s one of those garments you are supposed to view cross-eyed I think.
August 13, 2010 at 2:46 pm
At least the shirt takes attention away from that potential camel toe.
August 28, 2010 at 2:23 pm
wearing shit like this will surely get you committed.
August 28, 2010 at 2:24 pm
#63 lindsaysays : At least the shirt takes attention away from that potential camel toe.
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I KNOW!! I guess the larger question is why are we looking at her crotch
March 22, 2011 at 4:59 am
I can imagine how this went down:
I have an ugly sweater, but only enough fabric to cover half of it… and I don’t really want to keep the sweater…I’LL MAKE SOMETHING AND SELL IT ON ETSY!
*two boxes of wine later* Yeah, that’ll work!