that’s the saddest gay i’ve ever seen online.
What would you get if a Teletubbie and My Little Pony mated? This thing.
Oh, dude. Stamp your foot once if you’re miserable. Twice if you’re REALLY miserable.
Never piss your boyfriend off at Hobby Lobby. His revenge is just too humiliating.
What’s in the bag? Funyuns and condoms!
Leave her now, dude. She made that for the sole purpose of glorying in the power her vagina holds over you.
that poor bastard.
He sat on the park bench, sad and lonely, wondering why none of the other boys wanted to play leap frog with him.
So acrylic yarn = harvested unicorn hair? I never knew that.
Who knew twinkies + fuzzy fur made unicorn ears?
“Lets go to the park!” she said.
“Are you feeling horny?” she said.
Not. What. I. Was. Expecting. : (
I wonder what the poor guy was promised to get him to pose for the photos.
I hope whatever it was it was worth it.
“Kyle never thought much about his quirky girlfriend’s crafting habits. She was adventurous in the bedroom like she was with her glue gun and glitter paint. He liked that, yes, he did. He never cared for her wacky crafts and some of the things she made him do annoyed him, but he reminded himself of how adventurous she was in bed. Then they broke up. Months later, he never understood why his modeling career wouldn’t take off. Till someone anonymously sent him a link to a new site called…
‘When Furries Attack’
#9 greengeekgirl : I did but I was trying to keep it a secret.
I felt inspired to create some Regretsy Math…
but does it come with a matching merkin?
I’ve seen scarier furries, but never ones quite this pathetic.
How pussy-whipped does a guy have to be to let himself be photographed in this get-up?
Is this like a My Little Pony version of Human Pony Play?
Or perhaps the Bloodhound Gang in their latest video.
Be careful when you wear this hoodie, or else someone might mistake you for a real emo-corn
I can’t wait to see what the thing on the park bench is. It’s not in her shop yet.
Wearing this hoodie will ruin your street cred, but it will really boost your magickle glitter-strewn faerie path cred.
That guy must REALLY love the crafter to pose for these..
Dear Mr Hasselhoff,
We have your son. Unless you comply with our demands we will subject him to shame and humiliation beyond imagination. to show how serious we are,we enclosed this picture. Do not try to find us. Do not contact the police. We will be in touch.
I have seen that face before! http://www.redriderleglamps.ca/images/products/bunny2.jpg
@razberries When I first read your post I thought it said etsy meth. I think I need to step away from the computer for a bit.
I doubt any vagina is worth this humiliation.
Is the Seller’s name supposed to be a “cleverly” disguised form of “I’ve Been Farting”? That explains a lot.
Ooooooooooooh, crap. It’s a girl whose shop name loosely translates to “I’ve been fartin’” He was probably scared NOT to do it. Has anyone founded a men’s shelter yet? Those poor boys… nowhere to turn…
@#25 HelenaHandbasket-I’m thinking no street cred there either. I bet magickle glitter strewn fairies would take the wearing of this hoodie as an open invitation to punch him in the pancreas.
He better be gettin’ at least a BJ outta having to wear that thing.
There’s only one way to tell if he’s a real unicorn: have forensics check his sweatpants for rainbow jizz.
#33 Orlana :
“He better be gettin’ at least a BJ outta having to wear that thing”
Thinking @ the kind of people who’d want to give him a BJ while he wears that outfit is why he has that look on his face.
Everybody knows plush horns are the most effective horns.
buy this for your significant other – that way they will always be horny…
what a little too uni-corny?!
Hey, this could have been far more humiliating. Thankfully his girlfriend let him put the Zima down before she took the picture.
what I would really like – is to see him modeling whatever it is that’s laying on the picnic table
#28 NO METH here at Regretsy . Sparkling glittery fairie poop -YES!!!
Oh Skully, you beat me to the rainbow jizz thing.
Your not get’n into the rodeo with THAT on!
Someone’s dating a damn good sport.
ok, who bought it???Come on fess up…
Man, there’s nothing sadder than being that pussywhipped if you’re not actually getting the pussy.
This ranks right up there with dressing like Raggedy Andy.
Three possible explanations:
1. He’s a furry and proud of it, and this is his profile pic on some emo furry site.
2. He hears voices who told him to do it.
3. He lost a bet.
This after the neckscarf covered with pink penises? I do NOT like where this is heading.
No…really…who bought it for their special guy??
Is that a Juicy sweatshirt?
I used to really like Colin Farrell, now I’m not so sure.
Like many of you I thought that he was doing this to get laid.
But….. if you study the profile picture, that expression says: “I lost the bet”.
Looks like an ice-cream cone full of blueberry spaghetti got dumped on his forehead. Wanh wanh waaaaaanh.
The proper size of the red slice in this graph should have been: 0, no red at all, nada !!
I like what appears to be a discarded one on the table. Did the other guy make a break for it?
Can’t say I’m into the hoodie but the seller’s custom shoes are actually pretty nifty.
Sorry – I saw this and laughed so hard I passed out. When I came to, there was a majestic unicorn standing over me with a magickle rainbow jizz halo around its head, saying, “You think you know what evil is? I’ll show you evil…”
Bloody hell…who bought this trainwreck?
Helen/April, please tell me it was you and that you’re planning to wear it at next year’s Comic-Con!
erm, I don’t like my men *quite* this horny…
Oh my did I suggest meth at Regretsy! Yikes, never! I was sort of thinking of the 80s commercial “this is your brains on drugs” and when I saw that post and pic something else entirely different popped into my mind. My apologies.
I still feel really bad for the guy wearing it. When going through old photos today I came across one of my son who had that same face when I was practicing with my new camera. Oddly that face looks really cute on a kid but pathetic on a grown man.
It looks like those crazy frat boys are at it again.
OK, which one of you bastards bought this? I wonder if she can make me a custom one. I have someone that needs to pay back a dare.
“As he sat patiently for the picture, Steve was increasingly aware of the uncomplimentary stares of the other people enjoying the park.”
“It was then that Steve realized why the others didn’t let him join in their reindeer games…”
it sold! i wonder how you wash it…
“hey hun, let’s go for a walk in the park”
“ok…why do you need that bag?”
“don’t worry about it. Oh, can’t forget my camera”
“I made something for you – try it on so I can take a picture”
“…I hate you”
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$60? My niece could make this thing in 5 seconds.
#62 STEVE huh. Really? He looks like a Steve? All STEVE’s look-alike? I had no idea there was a STEVE sterrotype. I now know how it feels to be Black.
Be careful when you wear this hoodie, because it’s going to be stained with your own blood once the playground bullies get through with you.
#67 …and rainbow jizz from the Unicorns in the Senior class.
Luckily she’s the matron in a halfway house and only had to promise this guy an extra pancake to get him to model. Cus I don’t know how else you’d talk anybody into modelling in this particularly AWESOME item.
Burning Man is next month… I bet those hippie-raver-artists see this on the Playa!
But it brings out the blue in his eyes!
@Stretch65-I’ve actually never met anybody named Steve. Weird now that I think about it.
Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?
Rob Lowe used to think View From the Top was the low point of his career, until…
This is fucking AWESOME!
If my husband were still alive, I would buy it for him then force him to wear it.
I love costumes. I’ll do almost anything that allows me to wear a costume. But no way in Hell would I wear that.
Had another look at her customized shoes and realized her work is actually kind of awesome. Their wild whimsy makes it a mere hop to construction of a crazy unicorn hoodie and casts the whole listing–including the painfully resigned expression on the model’s face–in a good-natured light.
It’s a cute idea, but putting a pointy fabric spire on your head does not make you look like a unicorn, fuzzy ears not withstanding. Ask for the horn in orange, though, and you could be mistaken for a human traffic cone.
the traditional way to kill a unicorn is to use a virgin as bait, not dress a virgin as one.
This right here ladies is one pussy whipped man. All I can say is, she must be reeeeeeal good.
You let my friends see you in that shit and you will be mistaken for a beat black and blue fucking unicorn.
My 4 year old niece just saw this and said ” What is THAT??!!”
me: ” It’s a hoddie with a unicorn horn. Do you want one?”
her: “No. I have brains.”
pretty much sums that one up.
Can’t believe he actually went and wore that in the park.
Looks like he really believes in unicorns, or fairies.
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