When my daughters started dating, I (jokingly) told them a story about how they had to protect their “flower” from the “serpent” (complete with hand gestures for added awkwardness).
I never thought I would have to tell them to protect their “flower” from… flowers.
(for the record, they’re 21 and 17 now and there have been no lasting effects of the upbringing I subjected them to)
With such bulky “flowers” on such a flimsy ribbon, anyone who walks around wearing this will look like they have a bunch of penises flopping around on their torso. That’s… well, that’s a statement of some kind.
i don’t want to even consider all the psychological problems that cause a person to make this.
of course i’m assuming they did it on purpose, that might be a phallusy.
if you remove this garment, does that mean you’re deflowered?
when i was in art school one of my fellow students was Scary Dave, an ex skinhead who delighted in explaining to people what a “pink sock” was.
this is what this makes me think of
DO NOT google “pink sock!”
you’d really rather not know
trust me…
I Googled “butterfly pea”, and I got turned on. I Googled “pink sock”, and I got a little ill. I should stop being so open to Internet suggestion or I’m gonna end up buying a dick scarf and feeling pretty.
@WhyLikeThis: well, you can imagine what I went and did after reading your comment… I did not know that there was a slang term for it, but you just made this necklace nine times worse for me. Congrats!
July 28, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I think I’d like to see the vagina version, please.
July 28, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Unfortunate color choice is unfortunate.
July 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I don’t appreciate this seller try to dick people around with their rolled-up sock flowers.
July 28, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Penis scarves are the new black.
July 28, 2010 at 1:38 pm
When my daughters started dating, I (jokingly) told them a story about how they had to protect their “flower” from the “serpent” (complete with hand gestures for added awkwardness).
I never thought I would have to tell them to protect their “flower” from… flowers.
(for the record, they’re 21 and 17 now and there have been no lasting effects of the upbringing I subjected them to)
July 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Petalphile.
July 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
where’s the balls?
July 28, 2010 at 1:40 pm
What a shondah, kaynahorah
July 28, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I-vey!
July 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
It’s a ‘dangle of dingles’.
July 28, 2010 at 1:44 pm
LOL! I thought the roses looked like socks – until I scrolled down & saw the remark. Now I see nothing else.
July 28, 2010 at 1:45 pm
A rose by any other name would bris as sweet.
July 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Nice use of sonflowers.
July 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm
With such bulky “flowers” on such a flimsy ribbon, anyone who walks around wearing this will look like they have a bunch of penises flopping around on their torso. That’s… well, that’s a statement of some kind.
July 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm
At least she didn’t tag it steampunk.
July 28, 2010 at 1:49 pm
This necklace reminds me of the old joke: The rabbi gets the salary, and the mohel gets the tips.
July 28, 2010 at 1:51 pm
This makes me feel a LOT better about my ridiculous mod necklace. I mean at least there are no accidental penises on mine!
July 28, 2010 at 1:51 pm
So that’s where all those pink socks went.
July 28, 2010 at 1:54 pm
…or are you just happy to see me?
July 28, 2010 at 1:56 pm
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July 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Give this to the person (from Alchemy) wanting a steering wheel cover full of penises.
July 28, 2010 at 1:58 pm
@#1 ppirdum: What type of flowers would she use for the vagina version, tulips?
July 28, 2010 at 1:59 pm
How do you take a picture of this, put it on line, and never once think it might be looking a little phallic?
July 28, 2010 at 1:59 pm
That is the fanciest packaging I’ve ever seen for a pack of socks.
July 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Knittin: tunnel vision?
July 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
The ultimate dickey.
July 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
This is why I never have flowers, I don’t want to have think about whether or not to circumsize them.
July 28, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Who the hell would wear that? (Lady Gaga and Madonna not included).
It’s one way to get rid of socks you ruined in the wash, I guess????
July 28, 2010 at 2:11 pm
@Leeloodallas- *giggles*
Maybe no one will tell her the truth. If your best friend won’t tell you that the flowers on your scarf look like penises, who will?
If these are socks, eeeeeeeeeeewwww.
July 28, 2010 at 2:12 pm
#22 Skully: Pussywillow. Duh.
July 28, 2010 at 2:18 pm
#22 Skully and #30 Bootsy, I was thinking Calla Lillies, perhaps…
July 28, 2010 at 2:22 pm
@pplrdum-
My vote is a Prickly-pear.
July 28, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I propose the Butterfly Pea (a.k.a. Clitoria ternatea)
Go ahead–look it up! I’ll wait here.
July 28, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Do you have any roses that look more Jewish?
July 28, 2010 at 2:37 pm
I guess these roses weren’t nipped in the bud.
July 28, 2010 at 2:50 pm
#33 Yeah I did wow? it is and interesting flower….. I love regretsy!
July 28, 2010 at 2:57 pm
i don’t want to even consider all the psychological problems that cause a person to make this.
of course i’m assuming they did it on purpose, that might be a phallusy.
if you remove this garment, does that mean you’re deflowered?
when i was in art school one of my fellow students was Scary Dave, an ex skinhead who delighted in explaining to people what a “pink sock” was.
this is what this makes me think of
DO NOT google “pink sock!”
you’d really rather not know
trust me…
July 28, 2010 at 3:07 pm
The most penile-looking Ace bandage neckpiece ever.
July 28, 2010 at 3:09 pm
they should have put the fig leaves in front of the “flowers”.
July 28, 2010 at 3:10 pm
OMG, This is SO cute! A pretty trophy scarf made from the severed penises of slain suitors.
July 28, 2010 at 3:11 pm
I thought it was a scarf because it looks like it’s cold there
July 28, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Notice the effect it has on the mannequin
July 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm
upchuckled.
July 28, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I Googled “butterfly pea”, and I got turned on. I Googled “pink sock”, and I got a little ill. I should stop being so open to Internet suggestion or I’m gonna end up buying a dick scarf and feeling pretty.
July 28, 2010 at 3:24 pm
it’s a pistil, for sure.
Does no one realize that flowers are the sex organs of plants, in the first place? This “scarf” is callin’ it like it is.
July 28, 2010 at 3:27 pm
I’ve learned that when someone says “don’t google this” they usually mean it.
July 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm
#22 my vote is for ” bird of paradise” flower. NICE!!
stretch earning points with the ladies!!!
July 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Overt agent: I DID warn you
July 28, 2010 at 4:34 pm
http://tinyurl.com/2eqnx6b
I Googled pink sock – I think its kinda cute….
July 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm
@WhyLikeThis: well, you can imagine what I went and did after reading your comment… I did not know that there was a slang term for it, but you just made this necklace nine times worse for me. Congrats!
July 28, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I know what would go great with that dress, darling. Wear those knitted dicks on a rope! WAAA LAAA!
July 28, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Perfect for the Dixie Wrecked Debutante Ball.
July 28, 2010 at 6:39 pm
There’s a Lorena Bobbitt joke in here somewhere.
July 28, 2010 at 6:43 pm
#38 HelenaHandbasket- that’s what I thought, too!
All I saw at first was penis, then ace bandages…LOL
July 28, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Perhaps they’re an interpretation of the Amorphophallus titanum (‘huge shapless dick’) corpse flower:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hmns/sets/72157624313053793/
July 28, 2010 at 7:25 pm
“It’s my d*ck on a necklace…!” Oh wait…
July 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Thanks to Regretsy, I now know that I am not the only person who sees penises everywhere. [And did this person have to make them out of SOCKS?]
July 28, 2010 at 9:03 pm
As Mooch from Mutts would say, “Little pink sock! Little pink sock!”
July 28, 2010 at 9:54 pm
An actual sack dress? Really?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45215335/potato-sack-skirt?ref=v1_other_2
July 29, 2010 at 12:46 am
Well, in order to teach about the birds & the bees, at some point you’ll have to mention the flowers!
July 29, 2010 at 6:38 am
Maybe it’s just me, but some of those “roses” look like they are in need of Viagra.
July 29, 2010 at 10:22 am
$38??? I wonder if she’s willing to dicker on the price.
July 29, 2010 at 11:31 am
I just swallowed my tongue laughing.
July 29, 2010 at 1:12 pm
#33 Ima Goofball: Back now. Thanks for the lookup. I feel flowery now.
July 29, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Can people give post 62 tuhcoolyuh some extra thumbs up. I hit the wrong button. I am so sorry tuhcoolyuh!! That was a darn good post too!
July 29, 2010 at 5:02 pm
“3inches tall and 2inches thick”?!?
Idon’tthinkso.
Also @#57 Bratfink:
http://accidentalpenis.com/
I’m not sure what that says about me. Heh.
July 29, 2010 at 5:04 pm
(Addendum to my first remark: “Don’t want no…”)
July 29, 2010 at 5:06 pm
@65 Sirius: I had already done that before I saw your comment.
July 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm
OH, HELL NO, THE PINK SOCK! BRAIN BLEACH NOW!
July 29, 2010 at 8:38 pm
That second flower doesn’t line up it’s cocked to one side
July 29, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Those are a special flower called peeonmes.
July 30, 2010 at 9:44 am
I see that some “Short (Short) Man” thumbed me down. I can die happy now. *Eyeroll
July 30, 2010 at 10:00 am
She puts the ME back in laME. OH, so lame.
August 1, 2010 at 7:40 pm
When it comes to shit like this it’s all about the girth.
August 2, 2010 at 7:12 am
part scarf, part madonna inspired cone-bra…all wrong.
August 2, 2010 at 12:42 pm
One could use those flowers to deflower.
September 2, 2010 at 10:45 am
One for every time she did it.