Comments on: WTF Alchemy Request

By: acentric.om

acentric.om — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 04:56:52 +0000

In Canada, medical imaging is free

By: mamasaid

mamasaid — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:53:50 +0000

Some people think their inside jokes are funny enough to translate into a variety of contexts.

Well, they aren’t. Ever.

-1

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:28:30 +0000

This sounds exactly like “Ted L. Nancy” of the Letters From A Nut books. The randomness, the obsessive specificity, the wandering off into odd details – it’s his style exactly.

By: YoungRL

YoungRL — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:09:52 +0000

This is the best thing I’ve ever read.

By: MonstersFromTheID

MonstersFromTheID — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:57:39 +0000

#29 redredred :
“Upon the discovery of this pancreas armor, oh Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, would not the people performing this abuse instead decide to punch some unprotected organ?”

His most unprotected organ seems to be his brain..

By: PussDaddy

PussDaddy — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:41:47 +0000

Why not just punch him in the face instead?

By: bastetsscarabee

bastetsscarabee — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:20:47 +0000

WHAAAAT??!! Do you think you get an open-stomach surgeon with that price, too???!!! That armour is impossible to put around your pancreas without splitting your tummy up.

And what sort of “individuals” are they that want to punch you in the pancreas? Surgeons? Other people (I guess) don´t even have a clue where pancreas lies.

By: Snark-o-leptic Cesar

Snark-o-leptic Cesar — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 06:20:10 +0000

Hey! I got a $10 solution.

STOP PISSING PEOPLE OFF!!!

It is a great way to protect yourself.

By: supposedlyfun

supposedlyfun — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:29:55 +0000

If a lot of people are threatening to punch you in the pancreas, chances are you deserve to be punched in the pancreas.

+12

By: EmpressBarb

EmpressBarb — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 03:50:14 +0000

Dude, an actual book from Oprah’s book club would cost you more than $10. Cheap bastard.

By: VagtasticSteampunkSPRHRO

VagtasticSteampunkSPRHRO — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:06:10 +0000

So, I had my gall bladder removed, and I was wondering if you might be able to forge a steel one for me? Like surgical steel, that would be great. I don’t need it to replace the old one, no, I just need to throw it at the back of some guys head.

+14

By: Mookie

Mookie — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:35:28 +0000

I’m STILL so baffled, that I have yet to pick my jaw up off the floor.

By: nickiefrye

nickiefrye — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:32:43 +0000

A pancreas protector is SO last season. For Fall you need a full suit of armor. Add a helmet for winter.

By: Snark-o-leptic Cesar

Snark-o-leptic Cesar — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:52:37 +0000

#51 texastigerlily

You mean you really think that someone doesn’t need a pancreas protector?

+11

By: texastigerlily

texastigerlily — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:50:44 +0000

Now, I think this guy is having us on. It could even be a girl. It COULD be a Regretsy fan.

+10