At least April’s beach art is legible. Even though the title says “I LOVE JACOB” in bold capital letters, I still was sitting here going “I love…Tacos…I love Tlacos…I love….Tacobs…jacoff….jacob…JACOB…THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS JACOB!! Good Lord what a fucking moron!!”
Sheeeeesh ….April/Bronc …. that’s a hell of a good shot! Beautiful shadows, first rate cropping, subtle diagonals and a great use of perspective for the lettering. I love it!
on the other hand, Bronc missed an opportunity to up the ante and write it in wiz… though it might have required a couple super big-gulps for breakfast.
Did someone say Beaches?
Helen and Bronc you are my heroes
You’re everything I would like to be
‘Cause even when you are on vacation
You bring us whimsical fuckery
“… and when there was only one set of footprints, that is when I carried you. And when there was a mess of footprints and you scribbled some gibberish with a stick, I forsook you because you are a failure and unworthy.”
July 27, 2010 at 9:36 am
Picture reflects trash.
July 27, 2010 at 9:36 am
My 4-year-old neice wrote this at the beach this weekend, referring to another kid in daycare.
Jeez! I never thought to take a picture of it.
July 27, 2010 at 9:37 am
What, no paw prints?
I hate that I actually thought of that.
July 27, 2010 at 9:37 am
You can’t even read that shit!
July 27, 2010 at 9:38 am
I love how the mockery sand drawing is 100X neater and more legible than what’s being SOLD!
March 26, 2011 at 1:40 pm
I know, right? That could pass as artsy, what with the seas shells and all.
July 27, 2010 at 9:40 am
I had to read the description to find out what it said, it didn’t make it any better.
July 27, 2010 at 9:41 am
When you saw only illegible writing in the sand,
it was then that Jacob carried you
out of your misery
July 27, 2010 at 9:41 am
get a longer stick.
July 27, 2010 at 9:43 am
I heart Tacos!
July 27, 2010 at 9:43 am
*Come fail away, come fail away, come fail away with me*
July 27, 2010 at 9:46 am
And those footprints remind me of the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.
not really.
July 27, 2010 at 9:49 am
The best thing about it, is that it’s just not limited to Twilight. The I <3 _____ can be used multipurpose, no photoshop needed!
July 27, 2010 at 9:49 am
I saw this and said, “Wow, my glasses are really dirty.”
And when I went to clean my glasses, I realized I don’t even wear glasses.
July 27, 2010 at 9:49 am
Golly, she didn’t even bother trying to smooth out the footprints.
July 27, 2010 at 9:52 am
April, I’d like to purchase YOUR photo please. Shall I PayPal the fifteen bucks? =D
July 27, 2010 at 9:58 am
Wait April,
Are you still in San Diego, did you go and scrawl this in the sand like live and in person???
Yes, this was right outside the hotel. Bronc took the picture. We’re on our way home now. – HK
July 27, 2010 at 9:59 am
Team Tacos is okay, but I’m pulling for Team Pizza, though I could go for a hoagie.
July 27, 2010 at 10:00 am
I’m going to Florida next week and will be packing a camera and a stick. I’m going to make a fortune!!!
July 27, 2010 at 10:01 am
Oh, those taco-lovers. Always a bit nutty, weren’t they? We all know nothing beats a big order of fries supreme…
July 27, 2010 at 10:04 am
I don’t see the porpoise of charging for this at all.
July 27, 2010 at 10:06 am
Haven’t our beaches suffered enough?
July 27, 2010 at 10:14 am
I like that people think so little of Twilight fans that they wil try to sell them anything.
Wait, that gives me an idea…*goes to create Team Edward poster out of blood and crayons*
July 27, 2010 at 10:25 am
Is this person a crime scene photographer?
July 27, 2010 at 10:28 am
I’d like an 8×10 of April’s beach art, instead. It is refreshing and inspirational.
July 27, 2010 at 10:29 am
Not photoshopped? Amazing!
That’s total dedication to a bit.
July 27, 2010 at 10:29 am
There’s at least one Etsy artist out there who takes beautiful sand photos.
This just hurt my eyes!
July 27, 2010 at 10:40 am
Okay, for the Twitards…how do we *really* know that the photo was taken in La Push, anyways?
So, you’re buying this for the authenticity…right.
Maybe I can create one drawn in the dirt that says, “Elvis Was Here” and say it’s from Graceland.
July 27, 2010 at 10:44 am
Well, at least your special trip to the beach for an appropriate visual snark is much appreciated.
July 27, 2010 at 10:57 am
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July 27, 2010 at 11:00 am
At least April’s beach art is legible. Even though the title says “I LOVE JACOB” in bold capital letters, I still was sitting here going “I love…Tacos…I love Tlacos…I love….Tacobs…jacoff….jacob…JACOB…THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS JACOB!! Good Lord what a fucking moron!!”
July 27, 2010 at 11:02 am
This just makes me hungry and nostalgic.
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/pnt_bite_the_one_you_love.jpg
July 27, 2010 at 11:04 am
They could have at least printed in sand-serif.
July 27, 2010 at 11:04 am
Sheeeeesh ….April/Bronc …. that’s a hell of a good shot! Beautiful shadows, first rate cropping, subtle diagonals and a great use of perspective for the lettering. I love it!
It’s screaming “Zazzle zazzle” …..
July 27, 2010 at 11:15 am
on the other hand, Bronc missed an opportunity to up the ante and write it in wiz… though it might have required a couple super big-gulps for breakfast.
July 27, 2010 at 11:19 am
Makes me nostalgic for the 80′s and that Putting on the Ritz song. What ever happened to Taco?
July 27, 2010 at 11:21 am
It’s kind of like one of those walking with Jesus/footprints in the sand posters. Except this is more like square dancing with Jesus.
July 27, 2010 at 11:32 am
The seller has been out in the sun too long.
Heat stroke and delirium has set in
Don’t ask Twi-hard simply Twi-NOT!!!
July 27, 2010 at 11:37 am
I’m more impressed that this seller can accommodate most sizes than I am by the stickmenship.
July 27, 2010 at 11:37 am
No snark, just adding the love for HK/BD’s art.
…
I used to be into HKBD but the rope burns forced me to give it up. Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
July 27, 2010 at 11:42 am
I <3 high-tide.
July 27, 2010 at 11:45 am
i love lamp.
July 27, 2010 at 11:53 am
For #34 KK:
If you’re broke
And need some dough
Write in sand
Sell the photo
For 15 bucks
Even if it sucks
July 27, 2010 at 11:59 am
illegible
looks like it’s written in sand-scrit
“…and maybe when you saw one set of footprints in the sand, God was carrying you…to be screwed by thieves” -Randy from My Name is Earl
now i want a taco
July 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Looks like this art got walked on by the mother and daughter from the Massengill Douche commercial.
July 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm
@#40Skully – that’s funny! Thank you.
It’s not the price that galls me so much as the poor penmanship. i bet not even the Twitwits will buy this.
July 27, 2010 at 12:29 pm
If this sells, I will set myself on fire.*
*or at least set something on fire.
July 27, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Did someone say Beaches?
Helen and Bronc you are my heroes
You’re everything I would like to be
‘Cause even when you are on vacation
You bring us whimsical fuckery
July 27, 2010 at 12:41 pm
“Are you out of your goddamned mind?”
These are Twilight fans. Must you even ASK something to which the answer is so obvious?
July 27, 2010 at 1:01 pm
price does not reflect being worth it
July 27, 2010 at 1:24 pm
The sun and moon can raise the ocean just over 8 ft. up there,
imagine what this does to the brain!
tide tables
http://www.kaleberg.com/tides/lapush/2010-01-tides.html
July 27, 2010 at 1:29 pm
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July 27, 2010 at 1:38 pm
And you bothered to mostly clean the sand so you can read it. Start selling those bitches! Screw Jacob – the response is far better
July 27, 2010 at 1:55 pm
“… and when there was only one set of footprints, that is when I carried you. And when there was a mess of footprints and you scribbled some gibberish with a stick, I forsook you because you are a failure and unworthy.”
July 27, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I just want to know why so many people at the beach are wearing work boots…
July 27, 2010 at 3:43 pm
This image is beyond critiquing.
July 27, 2010 at 4:34 pm
#22 trousers rolled :
Naw. Crime scene photographers use better lighting.
July 27, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I read this whole thing wrong.
It seemed to me that Edward read it and stomped all over it in a jealous rage.
July 27, 2010 at 5:09 pm
I made a I <3 Edward out of cat poop in the litterbox. I tried to get a picture of it but the cat beat me back in there and covered it up.
July 27, 2010 at 6:31 pm
I swear I thought it said “I <3 Tacos".
July 27, 2010 at 10:43 pm
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2110/
July 28, 2010 at 3:43 am
Don’t tell me there are only one set of footprints because Jesus carried whatever nitwit made this.
July 28, 2010 at 11:36 am
Honest to goodness, I glanced at this and thought it said “I ♥ Tacos”.
Mmmm. Tacos.
July 29, 2010 at 12:48 am
I’m with #9 & everyone else- I thought the artist was expressing her love for the tacos & the tasty evil that is Taco Bell.
July 29, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Oh, my word! I didn’t realize that La Push and Forks were REAL PLACES…imagine the touristy mess now! And more kudos for the pic by Helen and Bronc!
July 30, 2010 at 11:00 am
Me thinks this person also hit Craigslist!
http://newhaven.craigslist.org/art/1866786465.html
August 2, 2010 at 7:15 am
ummmmm. no.
August 2, 2010 at 11:25 am
hey i only now see this… i posted the listing on the facebook page! cool!
August 15, 2010 at 12:05 am
Thank God for high tide!
November 23, 2010 at 8:14 pm
For 15 clams, you’d think she’d at least rake the sand a little before hand!