I heard or read somewhere recently about the huge #’s of people and the combined $$$ figures of those who make a living riffing off of Elvis , and it amounts to the gnp of many small countries.
So lei = in Hawaii? Or does sponge painted background = Hawaii? I have an Elvis lamp “wearing” a similar jumpsuit (weird looking as it is, he is still more attractive that this painting), if I put a lei on it will we be in Hawaii? I was previously unaware of the transportive properties of a lei and will now have to give this a try.
at least the artist painted the sides of the canvas! Because somehow they guessed that the person buying this painting wouldn’t be springing for a frame for it.
Have to give her credit… not many people are willing to paint the bloated, coked out, near death Elvis. Most only want to paint the young, handsome Elvis. Oh wait, you mean she was going for the young, skinny version. Nevermind.
I always try to figure out the math on these things before I scroll down, and I finally got one. Sort of. I guessed kd lang and a dildo. I’m glad to know I wasn’t the only one. (Forgive me kd. I still dig you.)
Poor Tea Leoni. the shit she’s had to put up with lately. Hey, 6 degrees of Separation NEWS! She and Priscilla Presley have a lot in common and could prolly talk for hours and hours…..
July 21, 2010 at 9:39 am
Is that a penis in his hand?
July 21, 2010 at 9:39 am
I’ll give them credit for the $24 price tag, instead of $1000 like other people would.
July 21, 2010 at 9:43 am
The first thing I saw was the penis.
July 21, 2010 at 9:43 am
I know the first person is k.d. lang…
Who is pony-tail lady with the black dress ?
July 21, 2010 at 9:44 am
…AND WHY ARE ELVIS’ EYES SO FREAKISHLY SMALL!!!???!!!
July 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
Terrible.Elvis.Impersonator.
July 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
This must be Elvis during his Roy Orbison phase.
July 21, 2010 at 9:46 am
I do like the white nail polish on the Womenly thumb holding the penis. Nice touch………
July 21, 2010 at 9:46 am
I heard or read somewhere recently about the huge #’s of people and the combined $$$ figures of those who make a living riffing off of Elvis , and it amounts to the gnp of many small countries.
July 21, 2010 at 9:47 am
If Elvis and Rafikki from The Lion King had a love child.
July 21, 2010 at 9:47 am
Didn’t Elvis have a neck as well?
July 21, 2010 at 9:47 am
@ # 4-that’s Tea leoni I think & yes snark-o- that does look more like Roy O.
July 21, 2010 at 9:47 am
If this was on velvet and actually bedazzled it would be on the way to my living room this very moment!
July 21, 2010 at 9:50 am
Is that margaret cho?
July 21, 2010 at 9:54 am
Hawaii-Oh-No
“singing his heart out?”
looks like he sung his eyes out
July 21, 2010 at 9:58 am
As scary as Elvis was in the end, he was never that scary.
July 21, 2010 at 9:58 am
Oops, I really thought the first one was Clay Aiken. Pop Culture FAIL.
July 21, 2010 at 9:59 am
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July 21, 2010 at 9:59 am
@ hamoza : I wonder what the total would be if we added MJ to that number.
July 21, 2010 at 9:59 am
Looks like an amalgamation of John Travoltas all rolled into one painting. From teen heart throb in Grease to being a 300lb woman in Hairspray.
July 21, 2010 at 10:02 am
Ka’dee Tea Le-oni.
It even sounds like a bad Elvis Hawaiian love song.
July 21, 2010 at 10:03 am
So lei = in Hawaii? Or does sponge painted background = Hawaii? I have an Elvis lamp “wearing” a similar jumpsuit (weird looking as it is, he is still more attractive that this painting), if I put a lei on it will we be in Hawaii? I was previously unaware of the transportive properties of a lei and will now have to give this a try.
July 21, 2010 at 10:05 am
I’m watching “Yes, Dear” right now and this definitely looks like a constipated Greg Warner.
July 21, 2010 at 10:06 am
@ # 2-mannequin-I’m not sure about the transformative properties of a lei either but a ‘good lay’ sure has benefits.
July 21, 2010 at 10:07 am
Crispin Glover, the Elvis years.
July 21, 2010 at 10:08 am
@leftfoot-I bet if we combined those totals-both EP & MJ, we could bail out my state of California from the financial pits…
July 21, 2010 at 10:12 am
at least the artist painted the sides of the canvas! Because somehow they guessed that the person buying this painting wouldn’t be springing for a frame for it.
July 21, 2010 at 10:23 am
The seller isn’t very clear. Is this an original painting?
July 21, 2010 at 10:25 am
@Snark-0…Elvis is a live and living under the pseudonym DMS2u!? You found him!
July 21, 2010 at 10:26 am
I was so excited I forgot how to type…alive, not a live.
July 21, 2010 at 10:34 am
If the King wasn’t dead…this would have killed him.
July 21, 2010 at 10:34 am
And if freakishly small eyed Elvis isn’t your thing…you can have Quasimoto Jail House Rock Elvis!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/20499305/elvis-presley-jailhouse-rock-original
July 21, 2010 at 10:38 am
LOLVIS the Regretsy math
July 21, 2010 at 10:40 am
i always did prefer Indie Canadian Elvis.
July 21, 2010 at 10:42 am
Have to give her credit… not many people are willing to paint the bloated, coked out, near death Elvis. Most only want to paint the young, handsome Elvis. Oh wait, you mean she was going for the young, skinny version. Nevermind.
July 21, 2010 at 10:42 am
I looked at the rest of their shop. Macrame plant holders made out of hemp. This explains the painting.
(inhale), “Dude, that looks like Elvis, ‘ere.”
(inhale), “Really Dude? I was trying to paint a toaster, ‘ere.”
July 21, 2010 at 10:52 am
after you die, your fingernails really do continue to grow!
July 21, 2010 at 10:54 am
This is what Elvis would have looked like if he hadn’t died- but discovered Botox.
July 21, 2010 at 11:00 am
Thank you Sudabaki for pointing out that error.
Here it is:
http://www.onlyatest.org/jdjArchives/elvis.jpg
July 21, 2010 at 11:03 am
I don’t think that’s a microphone.
July 21, 2010 at 11:17 am
Love me tender,
love me long,
Never let me go.
What the fuck is that, a dong?
Or a gray dildo?
July 21, 2010 at 11:25 am
Love me tender love me blue,
paint me again with no eyes ,no lips & holding a penis
I’ll sue
I’m no Skully , this will have to do.
July 21, 2010 at 11:26 am
Is that the pug from the boob scarf post with his dick in Elvis’s hand?
July 21, 2010 at 11:35 am
#18, Snark, is that a continuing game? I played GLAIRES.
July 21, 2010 at 11:39 am
#18, Snark, It looks like anyone can type messages to your opponent in that game. How about that?
July 21, 2010 at 11:43 am
It’s Elvis singing his songs,
He needs your help, Sing along!
As the mouth of Elvis,
Is nearing a pelvis,
His mouth will be busy with dong.
July 21, 2010 at 11:45 am
Is this his rendition of “Jailhouse Cock”?
July 21, 2010 at 11:52 am
Looks like Elvis is about to trade in his lei for a pearl necklace.
July 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
I think I see a little Demi Moore around the eyes.
July 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Who knew the Dead Elvis for a referral from Kenny Rogers to get his eyes touched up?
July 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Please replace “got” for “for” in my post #50, if it so pleases you.
July 21, 2010 at 12:35 pm
What? NO GLITTER?
July 21, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Oops, BillsBayou, I fatfingered a thumbs down for your limerick. Hilarious!
July 21, 2010 at 12:44 pm
I always try to figure out the math on these things before I scroll down, and I finally got one. Sort of. I guessed kd lang and a dildo. I’m glad to know I wasn’t the only one. (Forgive me kd. I still dig you.)
July 21, 2010 at 12:45 pm
The love child of k.d.lang & Tea Leoni … I wish I could unthink that
David Duchovny wants to watch
July 21, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Viva Regretsy.
July 21, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Wow. This one just rendered me snarkless. Owww.
July 21, 2010 at 3:28 pm
44 BillsBayou – Thanks for playing that game! You are smart.
You are not just another pretty face.
July 21, 2010 at 8:01 pm
All I see is:
http://i25.tinypic.com/v83sow.png
July 21, 2010 at 8:20 pm
or save $24 and color your own freaky Elvis painting!
[Aloha in Hawaii' is on page four of the in the Elvis Coloring Book] http://www.freecoloringpages911.com/index.php?main_page=large_coloring_page&pID=8798&cPath=1081_1193
July 21, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Wise men say When the paint goes on
that I can’t help laughing my fool ass off.
Shall I stay, would it be a sin
For I can’t help laughing at your rendition of him.
Toss it to the river, that flows out to the sea,
Darling so it goes, some things are meant to be.
Take my hand, take my whole life too,
and stay away from painting or I’ll leave you.
July 22, 2010 at 5:57 am
It’s like Elvis crossed with Christopher Walken & Steve Buscemi, minus all of the cool that they collectively have.
July 22, 2010 at 10:57 am
Looks like Elvis would do well to take Jamie Lee Curtis up on the Activa challange. I’d recognize that squint anywhere
July 22, 2010 at 11:43 am
I heard on the radio news today that equipment from Elvis’ autopsy are going up for auction.
How gross it that?
July 22, 2010 at 12:34 pm
What scares me is that this portrait of Elvis/the love child of k.d. lang and Tea Leoni could be a photograph of someone I know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shangrila07ChrisOwensStandsCrop.jpg
July 22, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I collect Elvis art and I used to bid on this sellers stuff on Ebay to add to my collection. I never won, the prices would go high. One day…..
July 25, 2010 at 10:33 am
He posed for this in his “constipated” days.
July 30, 2010 at 10:32 am
Poor Tea Leoni. the shit she’s had to put up with lately. Hey, 6 degrees of Separation NEWS! She and Priscilla Presley have a lot in common and could prolly talk for hours and hours…..