WHY would you do this to your dog? Are you trying to sexualize it? Because…. you need to be shot. OR are you trying to embarass it? Because…. dogs don’t care if you can see their tits. I’m just at a loss.
What a total yutz!
She says she & her friends all wore the tit scarf out on a Friday night & were overwhelmed with attention!!!!!!!!
I’m totally underwhelmed with the lack of sewing skills , style , taste , judgement, aesthetics….animal cruelty.
One Hot Bitch, hahahah! At least this…thing appears to be well made, but man..what the holy hell are people thinking?! First off, dogs don’t need clothes. Full stop. Secondly, hahhahahahhaha. Boob scarf. Seriously.
This ain’t nothing! My Chee-wah-wah just had six puppies. She’s got a rack you can hang a… well, you can hang a scarf on it. She is, after all, just a wee little Chuh-wha-whah.
If I have a boy dog, may I request a testicle scarf, similar to the ballsacks that hang off of pickup truck trailer hitches? I know they wouldn’t be placed anatomically correctly, but I’m wacky like that.
Can I get dog ‘moobs’? I mean, I need them so be a little triangular, and the nipples need to face down. You know, more like Peter Griffin. But he’s a boy, and I don’t want him to get gender confused, and he needs to be warm. So, if you could get moobs, that would be great. Or maybe a dog coat that looks like back clevage. Convo me?
The seller’s bio doesn’t go into much detail. I like to think of her at her job as a state supreme court judge during the day, wearing her scarf under her robes, surreptitiously fondling the nipples as she hands down her decisions on the constitutionality of state university affirmative action programs.
I’d like to live in a world where that happens. In a different state, of course…
Weird and cool yes, who doesn’t love boobs and ingenuity (together!), but come on… Was this artist trying to sell boob art apparel in earnest, or just get noticed on Regretsy. I call BS. Maybe I’m wrong. But maybe, maybe I’m right.
Nah wait, I just thought about what I just said. Either way it’s still an art thing and people making and selling cool ass weird ass shit or art is fun. There probably isn’t much difference between making fun of earnest crap makers vs non earnest crap makers. Crap is crap. Fun is fun.
at #37 Wednesday-Those are meant to be prosthetics that are implanted when the dog is neutered. They probably don’t look like dog balls until they are in the dog.
Udderly disgraceful!(and i can believe i’m the first one to use that.) this sort of thing ought to be nipped in the bud. it might be acceptable in Silicon Valley though. i should try to keep abreast of the situation more i guess
But what if a furry gets this & can’t tell the difference between their partner dressed as Krystal from StarFox & their dog with a set of plush hooters?
I actually think this is hilarious. I wouldn’t pay for it, but I will laugh obnoxiously loud in Starbucks spraying latte all over the table and yelling “BOOBIES!”.
@ #24 & 45, Snark-o – OMG, if I had been drinking it totally would have come out my nose!
@ #42, VEDD – That’s AWESOME!!! If that was real I’d consider getting it for my sister-in-law’s dog, she had breast cancer and had to have most of her removed. She’s doing very well now but I’m not sure if my SIL would appreciate the humor.
July 20, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I can’t stop laughing!
July 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm
WHY would you do this to your dog? Are you trying to sexualize it? Because…. you need to be shot. OR are you trying to embarass it? Because…. dogs don’t care if you can see their tits. I’m just at a loss.
March 22, 2011 at 9:30 pm
I’m with you! It just leaves me speechless……and more than a little disturbed…
July 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm
i just. i. i. i.
that’s it. i got nothing.
July 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm
That pooch needs an underwire bra!And a new human!
July 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm
So this is a tit shop. Next, the genius will open a second Etsy shop for ass hats. Literally.
July 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Once again Regretsy strangely parallels my life. Last week it was my cat that passed away, today I found a pug to adopt.
Get out of my head, dammit!!
July 20, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I can see the Regretsy crowd is going to be milking this joke for a while.
July 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm
And I solemnly swear that although I might dress up my pug in the future, she will never wear drooping boobs.
July 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Ha ha, hilarious Pug porn magazine, Helen!
July 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm
#6 @kristanrana-awwww, that is cool. Everytime a critter passes away here, we inevitably find another /they find us within a week !
July 20, 2010 at 5:01 pm
This would be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen if only it came with lasers.
July 20, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Is that dog a pointer or is it just cold in there?
July 20, 2010 at 5:11 pm
she’ll look great doin’ it doggy-style
July 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm
What a total yutz!
She says she & her friends all wore the tit scarf out on a Friday night & were overwhelmed with attention!!!!!!!!
I’m totally underwhelmed with the lack of sewing skills , style , taste , judgement, aesthetics….animal cruelty.
July 20, 2010 at 5:17 pm
One Hot Bitch, hahahah! At least this…thing appears to be well made, but man..what the holy hell are people thinking?! First off, dogs don’t need clothes. Full stop. Secondly, hahhahahahhaha. Boob scarf. Seriously.
July 20, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Dog thought the “cone of shame” was the pinnacle of humiliation — until today.
July 20, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Psshh!
This ain’t nothing! My Chee-wah-wah just had six puppies. She’s got a rack you can hang a… well, you can hang a scarf on it. She is, after all, just a wee little Chuh-wha-whah.
July 20, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I definitely picked the wrong day to stop stabbing myself in the face with chopsticks.
July 20, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Why does this make me think of furries? I don’t WANT to think of furries. Ever.
July 20, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Can my Dobbie have triple D’s?
July 20, 2010 at 5:29 pm
So this lady sits around all day making boobs? Best Job Evahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
July 20, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Really? Really? And it was a request, wow.
July 20, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I love how you can get them in different shades!
July 20, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I am not an expert but that just might be a Jerry Springer Spaniel.
July 20, 2010 at 5:50 pm
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July 20, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Nothing like snuggling inbetween a pair of boobies to get warm. This scarf seems very functional.
July 20, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Jugs 4 Pugs™
July 20, 2010 at 6:08 pm
If I have a boy dog, may I request a testicle scarf, similar to the ballsacks that hang off of pickup truck trailer hitches? I know they wouldn’t be placed anatomically correctly, but I’m wacky like that.
July 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
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July 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Can I get dog ‘moobs’? I mean, I need them so be a little triangular, and the nipples need to face down. You know, more like Peter Griffin. But he’s a boy, and I don’t want him to get gender confused, and he needs to be warm. So, if you could get moobs, that would be great. Or maybe a dog coat that looks like back clevage. Convo me?
July 20, 2010 at 6:14 pm
What! No nipple rings or piercings! Not trying hard enough.
I await with bated breath the arse-shaped fanny pack and the scrotum & schlong-shaped athletic support to be worn over your pants.
July 20, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Awww. She thinks she’s people.
The seller’s bio doesn’t go into much detail. I like to think of her at her job as a state supreme court judge during the day, wearing her scarf under her robes, surreptitiously fondling the nipples as she hands down her decisions on the constitutionality of state university affirmative action programs.
I’d like to live in a world where that happens. In a different state, of course…
July 20, 2010 at 6:39 pm
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July 20, 2010 at 6:47 pm
@#24–Just hang the boob scarf backwards off the dog’s tail and wa-laaa, Dog Truck Nuts
July 20, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Is this considered walking art?
July 20, 2010 at 6:52 pm
#28, they actually make a product called Neuticles that would be more lifelike than a balls-scarf. And yes, they do have them in a variety of sizes.
July 20, 2010 at 6:52 pm
This will remain in my “mammory” for a long time. Tits alright I guess.
July 20, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Makes me think of this classic Natalie Dee / Charles video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zm9RwEBpGQ&has_verified=1
July 20, 2010 at 7:10 pm
She says these are an excellent conversation piece. I can only imagine the conversations they have started
July 20, 2010 at 7:17 pm
dogs already have six teats! Why do they need any more???
This takes anthropomorphizing of pets to an extreme I didn’t want to know about.
July 20, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Also available for the human – Bitch Tits!
July 20, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Both dogs look so sorrowful, so sad & hopeless, so un-dog like.Those boobs are not providing much pleasure for them!
July 20, 2010 at 7:46 pm
at #37 Wednesday-Those are meant to be prosthetics that are implanted when the dog is neutered. They probably don’t look like dog balls until they are in the dog.
July 20, 2010 at 7:54 pm
I looked it up. That dog is actually a Knocker Spaniel.
July 20, 2010 at 7:56 pm
I can has dignity back? PLEEZ?
Udderly disgraceful!(and i can believe i’m the first one to use that.) this sort of thing ought to be nipped in the bud. it might be acceptable in Silicon Valley though. i should try to keep abreast of the situation more i guess
July 20, 2010 at 8:50 pm
A 2nd COTD – AWESOME.
Have I told you lately that you’re wonderful and have great taste in hairstyles, HK?
July 20, 2010 at 8:52 pm
#46
You really milked that for all it was worth. Glad you got it off your chest, though.
July 20, 2010 at 9:00 pm
But what if a furry gets this & can’t tell the difference between their partner dressed as Krystal from StarFox & their dog with a set of plush hooters?
Will someone please think of the animals!!
July 20, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Needs a matching vagina. I mean you’re already half way there….
July 20, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Yeah, I can just see my husband on his nightly walk with our little shepherd/terrier mix……….
And within a day she’d have it torn to shreds with stuffing all over the house.
July 20, 2010 at 11:30 pm
@Cosmic Yuk #51 A matched set? Woo hoo!
July 21, 2010 at 6:24 am
My dog caught me laughing at this and peed on my new shoes.
July 21, 2010 at 6:44 am
http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx220/coolpauper/pugthoughts.jpg
July 21, 2010 at 6:56 am
The more time I spend on Etsy, the closer I come to scooping my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
July 21, 2010 at 7:15 am
She lives in Colorado? I gotta move.
July 21, 2010 at 7:37 am
#55 AnnieRexia:
“She lives in Colorado? I gotta move.”
Is that TO or FROM?
July 21, 2010 at 7:46 am
from.
I don’t need any more than the two tits the good lord gave me.
July 21, 2010 at 7:58 am
I love the expression on the dog’s face-so innocent and unknowing.
July 21, 2010 at 8:52 am
It would be more fun with pasties.
July 21, 2010 at 9:31 am
Wait a minute – is that a sticky white thumbprint on the magazine cover barcode? Spoooooge!
Talented ‘shoppery deserves careful scrutiny. It’s all in the details!
July 21, 2010 at 9:31 am
Love dogs, love boobies-but this is repugnant.
July 21, 2010 at 10:17 am
I actually think this is hilarious. I wouldn’t pay for it, but I will laugh obnoxiously loud in Starbucks spraying latte all over the table and yelling “BOOBIES!”.
July 21, 2010 at 11:32 am
@ #24 & 45, Snark-o – OMG, if I had been drinking it totally would have come out my nose!
@ #42, VEDD – That’s AWESOME!!! If that was real I’d consider getting it for my sister-in-law’s dog, she had breast cancer and had to have most of her removed. She’s doing very well now but I’m not sure if my SIL would appreciate the humor.
Also, “6 on 6 Milk Fights!” FTW!
July 21, 2010 at 3:22 pm
BTW, until I read this post I never knew dogs had six nipples. I learned my ‘something new’ today. Now I can break out the vodka.
July 22, 2010 at 10:53 am
“Who let the doggs double D’s out”
woof woof woof
July 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Bizarro world: On a search to find sellers in my area, I saw THIS: http://www.etsy.com/listing/52143234/neck-knockers-scarf-aka-boob-scarf
I wonder who made the first boob scarf.
July 25, 2010 at 10:34 am
This dog should bite her tits off.
July 25, 2010 at 11:08 pm
WHA??????? I just had to add my WTF to this …
July 26, 2010 at 10:45 am
These were very popular in Japan a few years ago. For humans. The Japanese also have talking toilets and cartoon porn, so…
August 2, 2010 at 8:01 am
I just spit my tea.
April 29, 2012 at 8:08 pm
You can specify nipple color, but what about areola circumference?