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Nice Puggs

Posted by Helen Killer

71 comments

Filed in Pet Humiliation 71 comments

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Jul 20, 2010
4:54 pm

#1 batontwirler1 :

I can’t stop laughing!

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Jul 20, 2010
4:55 pm

#2 WhimsyMistress :

WHY would you do this to your dog? Are you trying to sexualize it? Because…. you need to be shot. OR are you trying to embarass it? Because…. dogs don’t care if you can see their tits. I’m just at a loss.

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Jul 20, 2010
4:55 pm

#3 rumi monger :

i just. i. i. i.

that’s it. i got nothing.

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Jul 20, 2010
4:55 pm

#4 hamoza :

That pooch needs an underwire bra!And a new human!

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Jul 20, 2010
4:57 pm

#5 hamoza :

So this is a tit shop. Next, the genius will open a second Etsy shop for ass hats. Literally.

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Jul 20, 2010
4:57 pm

#6 kirstenrana :

Once again Regretsy strangely parallels my life. Last week it was my cat that passed away, today I found a pug to adopt.
Get out of my head, dammit!!

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Jul 20, 2010
4:58 pm

#7 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

I can see the Regretsy crowd is going to be milking this joke for a while.

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Jul 20, 2010
4:59 pm

#8 kirstenrana :

And I solemnly swear that although I might dress up my pug in the future, she will never wear drooping boobs.

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Jul 20, 2010
4:59 pm

#9 janncri :

Ha ha, hilarious Pug porn magazine, Helen!

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Jul 20, 2010
4:59 pm

#10 hamoza :

#6 @kristanrana-awwww, that is cool. Everytime a critter passes away here, we inevitably find another /they find us within a week !

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Jul 20, 2010
5:01 pm

#11 genghiskaty :

This would be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen if only it came with lasers.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:03 pm

#12 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

Is that dog a pointer or is it just cold in there?

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Jul 20, 2010
5:11 pm

#13 razberries :

she’ll look great doin’ it doggy-style

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Jul 20, 2010
5:12 pm

#14 hamoza :

What a total yutz!
She says she & her friends all wore the tit scarf out on a Friday night & were overwhelmed with attention!!!!!!!!
I’m totally underwhelmed with the lack of sewing skills , style , taste , judgement, aesthetics….animal cruelty.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:17 pm

#15 HermesGoddess :

One Hot Bitch, hahahah! At least this…thing appears to be well made, but man..what the holy hell are people thinking?! First off, dogs don’t need clothes. Full stop. Secondly, hahhahahahhaha. Boob scarf. Seriously.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:19 pm

#16 trousers rolled :

Dog thought the “cone of shame” was the pinnacle of humiliation — until today.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:22 pm

#17 Patty actually IS Steampunk! :

Psshh!

This ain’t nothing! My Chee-wah-wah just had six puppies. She’s got a rack you can hang a… well, you can hang a scarf on it. She is, after all, just a wee little Chuh-wha-whah.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:24 pm

#18 haineux :

I definitely picked the wrong day to stop stabbing myself in the face with chopsticks.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:24 pm

#19 TooManyCookbooks :

Why does this make me think of furries? I don’t WANT to think of furries. Ever.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:28 pm

#20 dcoyote :

Can my Dobbie have triple D’s?

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Jul 20, 2010
5:29 pm

#21 fetaby :

So this lady sits around all day making boobs? Best Job Evahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Jul 20, 2010
5:30 pm

#22 Mobius :

Really? Really? And it was a request, wow.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:42 pm

#23 raven :

I love how you can get them in different shades!

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Jul 20, 2010
5:43 pm

#24 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

I am not an expert but that just might be a Jerry Springer Spaniel.

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Jul 20, 2010
5:50 pm

#25 batontwirler1 :

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Jul 20, 2010
5:53 pm

#26 thewhiterabbitaz :

Nothing like snuggling inbetween a pair of boobies to get warm. This scarf seems very functional.

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Jul 20, 2010
6:02 pm

#27 xspeddler :

Jugs 4 Pugs™

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Jul 20, 2010
6:08 pm

#28 HelenaHandbasket :

If I have a boy dog, may I request a testicle scarf, similar to the ballsacks that hang off of pickup truck trailer hitches? I know they wouldn’t be placed anatomically correctly, but I’m wacky like that.

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Jul 20, 2010
6:10 pm

#29 leftfoot :

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Jul 20, 2010
6:10 pm

#30 VagtasticSteampunkSPRHRO :

Can I get dog ‘moobs’? I mean, I need them so be a little triangular, and the nipples need to face down. You know, more like Peter Griffin. But he’s a boy, and I don’t want him to get gender confused, and he needs to be warm. So, if you could get moobs, that would be great. Or maybe a dog coat that looks like back clevage. Convo me?

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Jul 20, 2010
6:14 pm

#31 Holden Back :

What! No nipple rings or piercings! Not trying hard enough.

I await with bated breath the arse-shaped fanny pack and the scrotum & schlong-shaped athletic support to be worn over your pants.

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Jul 20, 2010
6:34 pm

#32 whimsicalisthenics :

Awww. She thinks she’s people.

The seller’s bio doesn’t go into much detail. I like to think of her at her job as a state supreme court judge during the day, wearing her scarf under her robes, surreptitiously fondling the nipples as she hands down her decisions on the constitutionality of state university affirmative action programs.

I’d like to live in a world where that happens. In a different state, of course…

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Jul 20, 2010
6:39 pm

#33 jmarie :

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Jul 20, 2010
6:44 pm

#34 jmarie :

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Jul 20, 2010
6:47 pm

#35 Mrs.Vagoo :

@#24–Just hang the boob scarf backwards off the dog’s tail and wa-laaa, Dog Truck Nuts

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Jul 20, 2010
6:48 pm

#36 knittin-kitten :

Is this considered walking art?

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Jul 20, 2010
6:52 pm

#37 Wednesday :

#28, they actually make a product called Neuticles that would be more lifelike than a balls-scarf. And yes, they do have them in a variety of sizes.

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Jul 20, 2010
6:52 pm

#38 twatsupcock :

This will remain in my “mammory” for a long time. Tits alright I guess.

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Jul 20, 2010
7:02 pm

#39 funktapus :

Makes me think of this classic Natalie Dee / Charles video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zm9RwEBpGQ&has_verified=1

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Jul 20, 2010
7:10 pm

#40 knittin-kitten :

She says these are an excellent conversation piece. I can only imagine the conversations they have started

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Jul 20, 2010
7:17 pm

#41 Buzzkill To Teenagers who think they are Steampunk :

dogs already have six teats! Why do they need any more???

This takes anthropomorphizing of pets to an extreme I didn’t want to know about.

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Jul 20, 2010
7:40 pm

#42 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Also available for the human – Bitch Tits!

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Jul 20, 2010
7:44 pm

#43 hamoza :

Both dogs look so sorrowful, so sad & hopeless, so un-dog like.Those boobs are not providing much pleasure for them!

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Jul 20, 2010
7:46 pm

#44 dcoyote :

at #37 Wednesday-Those are meant to be prosthetics that are implanted when the dog is neutered. They probably don’t look like dog balls until they are in the dog.

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Jul 20, 2010
7:54 pm

#45 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

I looked it up. That dog is actually a Knocker Spaniel.

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Jul 20, 2010
7:56 pm

#46 WhyLikeThis :

I can has dignity back? PLEEZ?

Udderly disgraceful!(and i can believe i’m the first one to use that.) this sort of thing ought to be nipped in the bud. it might be acceptable in Silicon Valley though. i should try to keep abreast of the situation more i guess

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Jul 20, 2010
8:50 pm

#47 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

A 2nd COTD – AWESOME.

Have I told you lately that you’re wonderful and have great taste in hairstyles, HK?

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Jul 20, 2010
8:52 pm

#48 CreepyGroovy :

#46

You really milked that for all it was worth. Glad you got it off your chest, though.

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Jul 20, 2010
9:00 pm

#49 SinisterTwist :

But what if a furry gets this & can’t tell the difference between their partner dressed as Krystal from StarFox & their dog with a set of plush hooters?

Will someone please think of the animals!!

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Jul 20, 2010
10:42 pm

#50 Bratfink :

Needs a matching vagina. I mean you’re already half way there….

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Jul 20, 2010
10:46 pm

#51 Cosmic Yuk :

Yeah, I can just see my husband on his nightly walk with our little shepherd/terrier mix……….

And within a day she’d have it torn to shreds with stuffing all over the house.

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Jul 20, 2010
11:30 pm

#52 Holden Back :

@Cosmic Yuk #51 A matched set? Woo hoo!

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Jul 21, 2010
6:24 am

#53 Dix :

My dog caught me laughing at this and peed on my new shoes.

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Jul 21, 2010
6:44 am

#54 coolpauper :

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx220/coolpauper/pugthoughts.jpg

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Jul 21, 2010
6:56 am

#55 BillsBayou :

The more time I spend on Etsy, the closer I come to scooping my eyes out with a rusty spoon.

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Jul 21, 2010
7:15 am

#56 AnnieRexia :

She lives in Colorado? I gotta move.

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Jul 21, 2010
7:37 am

#57 BillsBayou :

#55 AnnieRexia:
“She lives in Colorado? I gotta move.”

Is that TO or FROM?

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Jul 21, 2010
7:46 am

#58 AnnieRexia :

from.
I don’t need any more than the two tits the good lord gave me.

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Jul 21, 2010
7:58 am

#59 pandoraslocker :

I love the expression on the dog’s face-so innocent and unknowing.

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Jul 21, 2010
8:52 am

#60 EmpressBarb :

It would be more fun with pasties.

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Jul 21, 2010
9:31 am

#61 CynicalKnight :

Wait a minute – is that a sticky white thumbprint on the magazine cover barcode? Spoooooge!

Talented ’shoppery deserves careful scrutiny. It’s all in the details!

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Jul 21, 2010
9:31 am

#62 hamoza :

Love dogs, love boobies-but this is repugnant.

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Jul 21, 2010
10:17 am

#63 mannequin :

I actually think this is hilarious. I wouldn’t pay for it, but I will laugh obnoxiously loud in Starbucks spraying latte all over the table and yelling “BOOBIES!”.

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Jul 21, 2010
11:32 am

#64 knitvincible :

@ #24 & 45, Snark-o – OMG, if I had been drinking it totally would have come out my nose!

@ #42, VEDD – That’s AWESOME!!! If that was real I’d consider getting it for my sister-in-law’s dog, she had breast cancer and had to have most of her removed. She’s doing very well now but I’m not sure if my SIL would appreciate the humor.

Also, “6 on 6 Milk Fights!” FTW!

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Jul 21, 2010
3:22 pm

#65 Bratfink :

BTW, until I read this post I never knew dogs had six nipples. I learned my ’something new’ today. Now I can break out the vodka.

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