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Nice Puggs

73 comments on Nice Puggs

  1. batontwirler1
    July 20, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    I can’t stop laughing!

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  2. WhimsyMistress
    July 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    WHY would you do this to your dog? Are you trying to sexualize it? Because…. you need to be shot. OR are you trying to embarass it? Because…. dogs don’t care if you can see their tits. I’m just at a loss.

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    • SlinkyMalinky
      March 22, 2011 at 9:30 pm

      I’m with you! It just leaves me speechless……and more than a little disturbed…

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  3. rumi monger
    July 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    i just. i. i. i.

    that’s it. i got nothing.

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  4. hamoza
    July 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    That pooch needs an underwire bra!And a new human!

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  5. hamoza
    July 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    So this is a tit shop. Next, the genius will open a second Etsy shop for ass hats. Literally.

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  6. kirstenrana
    July 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Once again Regretsy strangely parallels my life. Last week it was my cat that passed away, today I found a pug to adopt.
    Get out of my head, dammit!!

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  7. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    July 20, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    I can see the Regretsy crowd is going to be milking this joke for a while.

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  8. kirstenrana
    July 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    And I solemnly swear that although I might dress up my pug in the future, she will never wear drooping boobs.

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  9. janncri
    July 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Ha ha, hilarious Pug porn magazine, Helen!

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  10. hamoza
    July 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    #6 @kristanrana-awwww, that is cool. Everytime a critter passes away here, we inevitably find another /they find us within a week !

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  11. genghiskaty
    July 20, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    This would be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen if only it came with lasers.

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  12. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    July 20, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Is that dog a pointer or is it just cold in there?

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  13. razberries
    July 20, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    she’ll look great doin’ it doggy-style

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  14. hamoza
    July 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    What a total yutz!
    She says she & her friends all wore the tit scarf out on a Friday night & were overwhelmed with attention!!!!!!!!
    I’m totally underwhelmed with the lack of sewing skills , style , taste , judgement, aesthetics….animal cruelty.

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  15. HermesGoddess
    July 20, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    One Hot Bitch, hahahah! At least this…thing appears to be well made, but man..what the holy hell are people thinking?! First off, dogs don’t need clothes. Full stop. Secondly, hahhahahahhaha. Boob scarf. Seriously.

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  16. trousers rolled
    July 20, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Dog thought the “cone of shame” was the pinnacle of humiliation — until today.

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  17. Patty actually IS Steampunk!
    July 20, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Psshh!

    This ain’t nothing! My Chee-wah-wah just had six puppies. She’s got a rack you can hang a… well, you can hang a scarf on it. She is, after all, just a wee little Chuh-wha-whah.

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  18. haineux
    July 20, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    I definitely picked the wrong day to stop stabbing myself in the face with chopsticks.

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  19. TooManyCookbooks
    July 20, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Why does this make me think of furries? I don’t WANT to think of furries. Ever.

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  20. dcoyote
    July 20, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Can my Dobbie have triple D’s?

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  21. fetaby
    July 20, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    So this lady sits around all day making boobs? Best Job Evahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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  22. Mobius
    July 20, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    Really? Really? And it was a request, wow.

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  23. raven
    July 20, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    I love how you can get them in different shades!

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  24. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    July 20, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    I am not an expert but that just might be a Jerry Springer Spaniel.

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  25. batontwirler1
    July 20, 2010 at 5:50 pm

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  26. thewhiterabbitaz
    July 20, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Nothing like snuggling inbetween a pair of boobies to get warm. This scarf seems very functional.

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  27. xspeddler
    July 20, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Jugs 4 Pugsā„¢

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  28. HelenaHandbasket
    July 20, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    If I have a boy dog, may I request a testicle scarf, similar to the ballsacks that hang off of pickup truck trailer hitches? I know they wouldn’t be placed anatomically correctly, but I’m wacky like that.

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  29. leftfoot
    July 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm

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  30. VagtasticSteampunkSPRHRO
    July 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Can I get dog ‘moobs’? I mean, I need them so be a little triangular, and the nipples need to face down. You know, more like Peter Griffin. But he’s a boy, and I don’t want him to get gender confused, and he needs to be warm. So, if you could get moobs, that would be great. Or maybe a dog coat that looks like back clevage. Convo me?

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  31. Holden Back
    July 20, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    What! No nipple rings or piercings! Not trying hard enough.

    I await with bated breath the arse-shaped fanny pack and the scrotum & schlong-shaped athletic support to be worn over your pants.

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  32. whimsicalisthenics
    July 20, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    Awww. She thinks she’s people.

    The seller’s bio doesn’t go into much detail. I like to think of her at her job as a state supreme court judge during the day, wearing her scarf under her robes, surreptitiously fondling the nipples as she hands down her decisions on the constitutionality of state university affirmative action programs.

    I’d like to live in a world where that happens. In a different state, of course…

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  33. jmarie
    July 20, 2010 at 6:39 pm

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  34. jmarie
    July 20, 2010 at 6:44 pm

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  35. Mrs.Vagoo
    July 20, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    @#24–Just hang the boob scarf backwards off the dog’s tail and wa-laaa, Dog Truck Nuts

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  36. knittin-kitten
    July 20, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    Is this considered walking art?

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  37. Wednesday
    July 20, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    #28, they actually make a product called Neuticles that would be more lifelike than a balls-scarf. And yes, they do have them in a variety of sizes.

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  38. twatsupcock
    July 20, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    This will remain in my “mammory” for a long time. Tits alright I guess.

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  39. funktapus
    July 20, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Makes me think of this classic Natalie Dee / Charles video!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zm9RwEBpGQ&has_verified=1

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  40. knittin-kitten
    July 20, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    She says these are an excellent conversation piece. I can only imagine the conversations they have started

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  41. dogs already have six teats! Why do they need any more???

    This takes anthropomorphizing of pets to an extreme I didn’t want to know about.

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  42. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    July 20, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Also available for the human – Bitch Tits!

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  43. hamoza
    July 20, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Both dogs look so sorrowful, so sad & hopeless, so un-dog like.Those boobs are not providing much pleasure for them!

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  44. dcoyote
    July 20, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    at #37 Wednesday-Those are meant to be prosthetics that are implanted when the dog is neutered. They probably don’t look like dog balls until they are in the dog.

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  45. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    July 20, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    I looked it up. That dog is actually a Knocker Spaniel.

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  46. WhyLikeThis
    July 20, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    I can has dignity back? PLEEZ?

    Udderly disgraceful!(and i can believe i’m the first one to use that.) this sort of thing ought to be nipped in the bud. it might be acceptable in Silicon Valley though. i should try to keep abreast of the situation more i guess

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  47. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    July 20, 2010 at 8:50 pm

    A 2nd COTD – AWESOME.

    Have I told you lately that you’re wonderful and have great taste in hairstyles, HK?

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  48. CreepyGroovy
    July 20, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    #46

    You really milked that for all it was worth. Glad you got it off your chest, though.

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  49. SinisterTwist
    July 20, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    But what if a furry gets this & can’t tell the difference between their partner dressed as Krystal from StarFox & their dog with a set of plush hooters?

    Will someone please think of the animals!!

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  50. Bratfink
    July 20, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    Needs a matching vagina. I mean you’re already half way there….

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  51. Cosmic Yuk
    July 20, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    Yeah, I can just see my husband on his nightly walk with our little shepherd/terrier mix……….

    And within a day she’d have it torn to shreds with stuffing all over the house.

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  52. Holden Back
    July 20, 2010 at 11:30 pm

    @Cosmic Yuk #51 A matched set? Woo hoo!

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  53. Dix
    July 21, 2010 at 6:24 am

    My dog caught me laughing at this and peed on my new shoes.

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  54. BillsBayou
    July 21, 2010 at 6:56 am

    The more time I spend on Etsy, the closer I come to scooping my eyes out with a rusty spoon.

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  55. AnnieRexia
    July 21, 2010 at 7:15 am

    She lives in Colorado? I gotta move.

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  56. BillsBayou
    July 21, 2010 at 7:37 am

    #55 AnnieRexia:
    “She lives in Colorado? I gotta move.”

    Is that TO or FROM?

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  57. AnnieRexia
    July 21, 2010 at 7:46 am

    from.
    I don’t need any more than the two tits the good lord gave me.

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  58. pandoraslocker
    July 21, 2010 at 7:58 am

    I love the expression on the dog’s face-so innocent and unknowing.

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  59. EmpressBarb
    July 21, 2010 at 8:52 am

    It would be more fun with pasties.

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  60. CynicalKnight
    July 21, 2010 at 9:31 am

    Wait a minute – is that a sticky white thumbprint on the magazine cover barcode? Spoooooge!

    Talented ‘shoppery deserves careful scrutiny. It’s all in the details!

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  61. hamoza
    July 21, 2010 at 9:31 am

    Love dogs, love boobies-but this is repugnant.

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  62. mannequin
    July 21, 2010 at 10:17 am

    I actually think this is hilarious. I wouldn’t pay for it, but I will laugh obnoxiously loud in Starbucks spraying latte all over the table and yelling “BOOBIES!”.

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  63. knitvincible
    July 21, 2010 at 11:32 am

    @ #24 & 45, Snark-o – OMG, if I had been drinking it totally would have come out my nose!

    @ #42, VEDD – That’s AWESOME!!! If that was real I’d consider getting it for my sister-in-law’s dog, she had breast cancer and had to have most of her removed. She’s doing very well now but I’m not sure if my SIL would appreciate the humor.

    Also, “6 on 6 Milk Fights!” FTW!

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  64. Bratfink
    July 21, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    BTW, until I read this post I never knew dogs had six nipples. I learned my ‘something new’ today. Now I can break out the vodka.

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  65. Stretch65
    July 22, 2010 at 10:53 am

    “Who let the doggs double D’s out”
    woof woof woof

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  66. HomeAlone
    July 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Bizarro world: On a search to find sellers in my area, I saw THIS: http://www.etsy.com/listing/52143234/neck-knockers-scarf-aka-boob-scarf

    I wonder who made the first boob scarf.

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  67. PussDaddy
    July 25, 2010 at 10:34 am

    This dog should bite her tits off.

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  68. fidgetrainbowtree
    July 25, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    WHA??????? I just had to add my WTF to this …

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  69. jesusmotherbug
    July 26, 2010 at 10:45 am

    These were very popular in Japan a few years ago. For humans. The Japanese also have talking toilets and cartoon porn, so…

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  70. Erin
    August 2, 2010 at 8:01 am

    I just spit my tea.

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  71. sewafrayed
    April 29, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    You can specify nipple color, but what about areola circumference?

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