For the life of me I can’t figure out why *anyone* would brag about something they cooked being gagged on.
Add on the fact that she’s trying to *sell* this and the only answer I come up with is she was high. Really *really* high when she wrote this description.
$120 for a cake that comes through the mail?
When you cut into the diaper you’ll find a brown chocolate/butterscotch filling to the delight and horror of your guests!!!~
Please do yourself a nightmarish favor and scroll down to click the link to the photo that is so horrific that they wouldn’t even post it directly into the page.
I was so horrified by the cake’s subject matter I didn’t notice the price. Yikes! Isn’t $120.00 a bit steep for a cake that your guests are going to stare at in horror and refuse to eat?
I still don’t understand why anyone would want to make a cake look like human body parts. Oh wait, it’s for those sick freaks with hard vore fetishes, isn’t it? (Note: if you don’t know what that is, I’m presuming it’s one of those things you never, ever, ever want to Google. If you don’t value your sanity, maybe look at Wikipedia if you can’t guess what it is.)
Reminds me of the time I ate what I thought were large cake crumbs off my daughter’s high chair. I told my wife “this cake tastes weird,” to which she replied “that’s not cake, her diaper split open and you’re eating the filling.” Then I gagged.
Y’know at Easter time when you get a chocolate rabbit, and can’t wait to eat the ears off first? If gifted with one of these cakes, I’d have to feign I were dieting.
#35 Skully : The things that happen when you have a small one.lol. I am willing to *FOR FREE* and for the next 20 callers send you a loaded diaper*the real shit here* no pretending. Act now they are going fast.
I should also mention that my friends and I occasionally make dead baby cakes. This involves buying a regular cake and then decorating it with LOTS of red frosting, mini coathangers, and plastic baby cake toppers with severed limbs.
Burping after a meal is considered de rigueur in many countries. So instead of burping baby,eating a slice of the infants ass & burping afterwards must be a real winner.
So, you know my mom the hippie is really into celebrating a lot of “lady stuff”. She had a menopause party where she sat around with her girlfriends and mourned the death of her ovaries and shit.
Alright, hear me out..
I want a uterus cake for my menopause party. Red velvet with dyed reddish-brown (or as I like to call it “the color of the insides”) frosting.
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
July 20, 2010 at 4:41 pm
ASS UP, FACE DOWN.
This cake (with a chocolate-mousse-filled diaper) would be invaluable for an abstinence class graduation party. Nothing prevents sex more than disgust!
Nevermind this glorious design, fondant ain’t food. The fact that it can be formed into something that looks exactly like wrinkled plastic baby feet and keeps indefinitely proves the FDA and this seller use the term “edible” pretty loosely. I’d be gagging, too.
The most disturbing thing about this for me is that I live in Indiana, and not far enough away from this nutjob. I could accidentally cross paths with one of these.
BillsBayou- Not the same cake. You people must be untalented have nothing better to do than be mean! Everyone that has ordered this cake loves it! I would not be making it if no one wanted it!
No it is the same cake, it turns out. Cakewrecks already featured it. That’s a lot of press for a cake that looks like a loaded diaper! – HK
July 20, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I believe Don Draper just shed a tear over that bit of brilliant advertising copy.
July 20, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Is there ANYTHING more appetizing than cutting into a child who has suffocated in a cake?
July 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
“So real looking”… was the inside of the cake filled with baby guts? Because if its just cake, then this cake isn’t real enough.
July 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
This style of cake is labeled “The Most Disturbing Cake Ever” by Cake Wrecks:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/most-disturbing-cake-ever.html
July 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
This cake was on cakewrecks awhile back, with the note that the maker wasn’t a pro. It’s kind of frightening that has changed….
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/06/rear-view-wreckage.html
July 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
there is worse on cakewrecks.com, like this but also cakes in shape of a whole baby, and pictures of it as it was being cut…
July 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
There’s a whole category for these things over on cakewrecks.com. It gets much creepier than this, believe me. Do not want.
July 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I love cakewrecks.
July 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
By the way, I don’t really know of anyone who wants to eat baby’s toes. And if they do, I’m pretty sure I won’t want to know them.
July 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
calm down people. she was only “gaging”, maybe other people’s horrified reactions, not “gagging”. An entirely different matter.
July 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
For the life of me I can’t figure out why *anyone* would brag about something they cooked being gagged on.
Add on the fact that she’s trying to *sell* this and the only answer I come up with is she was high. Really *really* high when she wrote this description.
July 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
“I have recently found that I have a talent for making and decorating cakes”….Apparently being listed on cakewrecks had the wrong effect.
July 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
The ones that are even worse: the disembodied pregnant tummy cake, and the super-realistic entire-baby cake.
July 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
my fondant brings all the babies to the yard and when i cut it you’ll have to vom.
July 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I see someone else found the same cake already. Sorry for the duplicate link.
July 20, 2010 at 1:44 pm
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July 20, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Let them eat cake, those assholes.
Looks like baby has a diaper load, maybe mocha chocolate poo…..
July 20, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Perfect for Albert Fish’s birthday!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
July 20, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Little Debbie – is that YOU?
$120 for a cake that comes through the mail?
When you cut into the diaper you’ll find a brown chocolate/butterscotch filling to the delight and horror of your guests!!!~
BABYCAKES!!
July 20, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Ah, yes, here we go. The disembodied pregnant belly cake with optional claw:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/02/hey-everybody-thish-cake-ish-from.html
July 20, 2010 at 1:50 pm
What the hell is going on in Indiana exactly, besides the growth of corn???
July 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
And, then of course, the whole baby cake:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/05/baby-cake-gets-cut-down-to-size.html
Please do yourself a nightmarish favor and scroll down to click the link to the photo that is so horrific that they wouldn’t even post it directly into the page.
July 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Babies: Fun to make, fun to eat! Where’s Jonathan Swift? http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html
July 20, 2010 at 1:57 pm
@#21pantsmonkey – the most disturbing thing about that pregnancy cake for me are the perfectly manicured claws on the hand draped across the belly.
What cake decorator takes it as a compliment when someone gags when the cake thy made is cut?
I bet Duff, the Ace of Cakes guy is shaking in his boots at the competition.
July 20, 2010 at 1:57 pm
#24, thanks, Mawmaw Bayer. I read that in college. I couldn’t remember the author or the title.
July 20, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Thumbsdowners must feed on babycakes in their natural habitat.
July 20, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I was so horrified by the cake’s subject matter I didn’t notice the price. Yikes! Isn’t $120.00 a bit steep for a cake that your guests are going to stare at in horror and refuse to eat?
July 20, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I’m waiting on the goatse cake. Red Velvet anyone?
July 20, 2010 at 2:18 pm
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July 20, 2010 at 2:20 pm
This would be perfect to serve with some placenta stew.
July 20, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Looks like a reborn doll fell into a cake ass-up. Sorry about my other post/s… Having technical difficulties over here
July 20, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I only want this if there is red gel under the fondant that will ooze out when you cut up the baby, then it would be PERFECT!
July 20, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I hate going to birthday parties at the Donner’s
July 20, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I still don’t understand why anyone would want to make a cake look like human body parts. Oh wait, it’s for those sick freaks with hard vore fetishes, isn’t it? (Note: if you don’t know what that is, I’m presuming it’s one of those things you never, ever, ever want to Google. If you don’t value your sanity, maybe look at Wikipedia if you can’t guess what it is.)
July 20, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Reminds me of the time I ate what I thought were large cake crumbs off my daughter’s high chair. I told my wife “this cake tastes weird,” to which she replied “that’s not cake, her diaper split open and you’re eating the filling.” Then I gagged.
July 20, 2010 at 2:34 pm
This is tasteless in so many ways.
July 20, 2010 at 2:34 pm
It just gets more horrifying each time I look at it.
July 20, 2010 at 2:35 pm
It’s only fun to find the baby when it’s a king cake.
July 20, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Maybe she means it as some kind of convoluted warning. Congratulations on the arrival of your baby. Now don’t let this happen to it.
Really, this makes the sleeping baby cake on cakewrecks look positively edible.
July 20, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Y’know at Easter time when you get a chocolate rabbit, and can’t wait to eat the ears off first? If gifted with one of these cakes, I’d have to feign I were dieting.
July 20, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Who the hell gags at a cake? I’d be knocking those women aside to get the toes!
July 20, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Mmmmm…! Canibalism-a-rific!
July 20, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Nothing like a bulging diaper cake when having the inlaws over for tea!
July 20, 2010 at 3:28 pm
#35 Skully : The things that happen when you have a small one.lol. I am willing to *FOR FREE* and for the next 20 callers send you a loaded diaper*the real shit here* no pretending. Act now they are going fast.
July 20, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Whenever I see these baby cakes, I think of Babycakes, by Neil Gaiman.
“Babies can’t talk. They can hardly move. A baby is not a rational, thinking creature.
We made babies and we used them.
Some of them we ate. Baby flesh is tender and succulent.
We flayed their skin and decorated ourselves in it. Baby leather is soft and comfortable.”
July 20, 2010 at 3:37 pm
I’m hungry! Whaddya say we cut this baby open?
July 20, 2010 at 3:51 pm
WHAT?! Almost 50 comments and not one dead baby joke? Okay, here’s one: Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the turtle.
Seriously though, the worst thing about this cake is it took me a while to figure out the weird white ball was supposed to be a baby butt in a diaper.
July 20, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I should also mention that my friends and I occasionally make dead baby cakes. This involves buying a regular cake and then decorating it with LOTS of red frosting, mini coathangers, and plastic baby cake toppers with severed limbs.
We’re kind of morbid, sick, and twisted.
July 20, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Burping after a meal is considered de rigueur in many countries. So instead of burping baby,eating a slice of the infants ass & burping afterwards must be a real winner.
July 20, 2010 at 4:11 pm
So, you know my mom the hippie is really into celebrating a lot of “lady stuff”. She had a menopause party where she sat around with her girlfriends and mourned the death of her ovaries and shit.
Alright, hear me out..
I want a uterus cake for my menopause party. Red velvet with dyed reddish-brown (or as I like to call it “the color of the insides”) frosting.
July 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm
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July 20, 2010 at 4:41 pm
ASS UP, FACE DOWN.
This cake (with a chocolate-mousse-filled diaper) would be invaluable for an abstinence class graduation party. Nothing prevents sex more than disgust!
July 20, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I was thinking that the logical end of this disturbing trend is a cake of a baby emerging from a vagoo, then I saw this:
http://www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/happy-labor-day.html
July 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm
how is babby bakked?
July 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Nevermind this glorious design, fondant ain’t food. The fact that it can be formed into something that looks exactly like wrinkled plastic baby feet and keeps indefinitely proves the FDA and this seller use the term “edible” pretty loosely. I’d be gagging, too.
July 20, 2010 at 8:20 pm
No thanks, I’m waiting for Rosemary’s Baby…
July 21, 2010 at 12:21 am
Monsters @ 53.
Why yes, yes it is: http://www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/01/labor-of-love.html
July 21, 2010 at 7:07 am
For $120 there better be a placenta inside.
Pardon me while I gage.
July 21, 2010 at 8:00 am
Baby butts are pretty cute unless they’re not attached to a baby, that is.
July 21, 2010 at 10:11 am
The most disturbing thing about this for me is that I live in Indiana, and not far enough away from this nutjob. I could accidentally cross paths with one of these.
July 21, 2010 at 10:47 am
The toes look like they have been bit off and then added to the cake. They are so bizarre! Some even look like little dog turds.
July 23, 2010 at 11:38 am
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August 6, 2010 at 4:16 pm
now you can never say baby cakes to someone again without thinking of this