And I thought Miley Cyrus couldn’t be any creepier.
What’s on the rear? A painting of her dad, Billy Ray?
Would make sense because he’s always up her ass and riding her coat tails
That looks nothing like her. It reminds me of the Rocker Barbie type dolls we use to have. Jem. Now Jem is truly, truly outrageous and no one else is the same…Jem is her name.
OH a size six slim??? Perhaps the seller thinks any girl who follows Miley may have an eating disorder or she is not aware of the obesity issues with young kids today.
Size six equals eating disorder? I’m confused. – BD
The unicorn pants are special, but not as awesome as the dolphin ones featuring yellow lines radiating from the crotch, not to mention the ones where the mermaid is touching the crotch. Heck, I’d pay $60 just to see somebody wear those. (Both are alternate images on the custom “Walking Art for the Young at Heart”)
We have an event in Australia called ‘Jeans for Genes’ in which B-grade celebrities customise – can you guess?!- denim clothes, which are then auctioned for a genetic research institute. With the exception of some by designers like Collette Dinnigan, the contributions make these things look good.
This seriously looks like what my mom did to one of my t-shirts in elementary school, except with New Kids on the Block. She also painted shoes, coats, all of our jeans. I’m so glad that she hasn’t discovered etsy!
It has happened again, the Crafter was going for Hanna Montana but ended up with Blair’s cousin Jeri.
But thanks to the Crafter and the fact that Miley is 18 she has extended her brand from “Party in the U.S.A.” to include “Party in your pants”
#12: Did you see that House episode where the mother had a lump somewhere on her body (I think it was behind the knee) that produced milk? And then House shot the syringe of breast milk at the daughter? That lump under her armpit is totally one of those.
If I saw some poor kid wearing these out in public, would it be wrong of me to execute a spinning back kick on the parent of the child and then run away screaming in horror at the sight of the pants?
July 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Rosie O’Donnell is looking HARSH these days.
July 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Oh holy shit, Bono vs Bono! That’s hilarious HK!
July 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm
And I thought Miley Cyrus couldn’t be any creepier.
What’s on the rear? A painting of her dad, Billy Ray?
Would make sense because he’s always up her ass and riding her coat tails
July 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Bono or Bono…Dunno if I’m more disturbed by the pants or by knowing that was Chaz Bono
July 19, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Why is Miley wearing a carpal tunnel glove?
July 19, 2010 at 4:38 pm
“everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what what I’m talkin bout everybody gets that way.”
eep.
July 19, 2010 at 4:39 pm
I had no idea Caroline Rhea still had that big a fanbase…
July 19, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Why does this shit never come in my size!?
July 19, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Chaz in a girls’ size 6 pants is giving me the heebies.
July 19, 2010 at 4:45 pm
That’s not her hand in that orthopedic glove! Look at where the thumb is!
July 19, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Now *this* is steampunk!
July 19, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Like, is that a third nipple or does she have a growth in her armpit?
July 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm
“My art is made with love in a smoke free home.”
I find the latter part of that statement to be dubious.
The former part of that is probably true. It’s not like it was made with talent or a thought process.
July 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Check out Hannah’s adams apple – she’s a man, baby!
July 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Oh what I wouldn’t pay to have Miley Cyrus’s face that close to my hoo-ha…
July 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm
But where are the feathers?
July 19, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I smell a coverup-where is the back view & what is she hiding that could possibly be worse?
July 19, 2010 at 4:57 pm
OH. EM. GEE. that is the stuff of nightmares
July 19, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Glitter makes everything more magical.
So everything is already magical, it just needs more glitter.
July 19, 2010 at 5:07 pm
That looks nothing like her. It reminds me of the Rocker Barbie type dolls we use to have. Jem. Now Jem is truly, truly outrageous and no one else is the same…Jem is her name.
July 19, 2010 at 5:08 pm
OH a size six slim??? Perhaps the seller thinks any girl who follows Miley may have an eating disorder or she is not aware of the obesity issues with young kids today.
Size six equals eating disorder? I’m confused. – BD
July 19, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Does Hannah have a 5 o’clock shadow?
July 19, 2010 at 5:37 pm
The hair from Dads mullet was sewn into those jeans.
July 19, 2010 at 5:40 pm
You have to give the seller ultimate kudos and jubilations on the accurate item decription: These truly ARE tedious.
July 19, 2010 at 5:53 pm
My question is, if she has size 6 girls slim pants …why didn’t her daughter want them? HMM???
July 19, 2010 at 5:54 pm
If my daughter asked for those and I slapped her, it wouldn’t even be considered child abuse.
July 19, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Painted tediously by hand? Even the artist is not thrilled by her ‘art’.
July 19, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Sorry the tedium of your work got to me. I had to take a nap. Just as bad when I woke up.
July 19, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Jeez, what’s Hannah storing in those chipmunk cheeks???
July 19, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Why does Hannah Montana look like a middle aged Vegas lounge singer?
July 19, 2010 at 6:50 pm
I think her horribly mangled and broken left hand is the most disturbing thing about this image.
July 19, 2010 at 6:59 pm
I suggest a quick trip through her store. The Unicorn pants are awesome.
July 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm
TRULEY MAGICAL.
July 19, 2010 at 7:41 pm
The unicorn pants are special, but not as awesome as the dolphin ones featuring yellow lines radiating from the crotch, not to mention the ones where the mermaid is touching the crotch. Heck, I’d pay $60 just to see somebody wear those. (Both are alternate images on the custom “Walking Art for the Young at Heart”)
July 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm
@ #31: Really? The MOST disturbing? I beg to differ!
July 19, 2010 at 8:05 pm
I’m impressed that it was painted tediously by hand with a brush, and it looks so much like it was painted sloppily with an airbrush.
July 19, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I also loved the pants with BELIEVE right across the front crotch. Fan-frakking-tastic. I bet wearing her walking art makes you feel ever so spacial.
July 19, 2010 at 11:13 pm
That unicorn looks like a pooping dog!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/42067935/walking-art-for-the-young-at-heart-u?ref=v1_other_1
And who wouldn’t want a fairy cameltoe?
July 19, 2010 at 11:16 pm
“…check out my other items for a you send I paint custom. ” ????
July 20, 2010 at 12:05 am
We have an event in Australia called ‘Jeans for Genes’ in which B-grade celebrities customise – can you guess?!- denim clothes, which are then auctioned for a genetic research institute. With the exception of some by designers like Collette Dinnigan, the contributions make these things look good.
July 20, 2010 at 1:55 am
This seriously looks like what my mom did to one of my t-shirts in elementary school, except with New Kids on the Block. She also painted shoes, coats, all of our jeans. I’m so glad that she hasn’t discovered etsy!
July 20, 2010 at 2:15 am
Lordy, “walking art” seems to be contagious: http://www.etsy.com/listing/16034961/creative-art-apron-3 If I catch it and start throwing blobs of paint at old denim, somebody please shoot me and put me out of my misery
July 20, 2010 at 5:27 am
Now be fair, this wasn’t just painted, it was tediously painted. She enjoyed this even less than we do!
July 20, 2010 at 6:51 am
METICULOUSLY you freak! The jeans are painted meticulously.
How can you mean what you say if you cannot say what you mean?
“All my work is painted tediously by hand using a brush.” Translation: I hate painting.
“All my work is painted meticulously by hand using a brush.” Translation: I enjoy working out even the finest detail in my art.
Translation of this entire post: My kids are tortured into speaking clearly by the age of 7. No excuses.
July 20, 2010 at 7:10 am
Hannah Montana? How about Bride of Chucky? Take a look at this picture and tell me if I’m wrong:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e3/Tiffany_bride_of_chucky.jpg/175px-Tiffany_bride_of_chucky.jpg
July 20, 2010 at 8:47 am
What goes well with creepy denim? Creepy dolls! Her other items for purchase are creepy dolls!
July 20, 2010 at 8:59 am
It has happened again, the Crafter was going for Hanna Montana but ended up with Blair’s cousin Jeri.
But thanks to the Crafter and the fact that Miley is 18 she has extended her brand from “Party in the U.S.A.” to include “Party in your pants”
July 20, 2010 at 12:41 pm
@#45 BillsBayou- You’re right!
July 20, 2010 at 2:41 pm
#12: Did you see that House episode where the mother had a lump somewhere on her body (I think it was behind the knee) that produced milk? And then House shot the syringe of breast milk at the daughter? That lump under her armpit is totally one of those.
If I saw some poor kid wearing these out in public, would it be wrong of me to execute a spinning back kick on the parent of the child and then run away screaming in horror at the sight of the pants?
July 20, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Why has this person painted Paula Deen on a little girl’s jeans?
July 20, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Sweet Buttery Toasted Christ, I’m glad we had a boy.
July 20, 2010 at 9:05 pm
if this were truly the “walking art” it aspires to be, i think it might have walked itself to a dumpster by now.
August 2, 2010 at 8:38 am
“I’m your biggest fan, I’ll paint you on some pants for etsy. Pappa, papparazzi”…
This is a shining example of why fabric paint should be outlawed. Some lucky mother will picking glittery bits out of her washer and dryer for years.
on a side note: Bono should TOTALLY actually wear these pants.