VagtasticSteampunkSPRHRO
July 16, 2010 at 10:52 am
I was thinking “he doesn’t look happy, maybe he should smile” of course, maybe he has bad teeth, and that might ruin the picture, and scare off potential customers.
I can get past Captain Caveman, OK maybe I can’t. but the nostrils touching it are as bad. It’s probably full of snot and other nose things…eeewwwww…I hate snot and noses and hairy noses.
When I get my lavender on, I think glorious fields of it in Provence,gracefully swaying in a gentle breeze, not gentle ben the grizzly bear sweating on a leather couch.
Helen, I have a quick question. I really enjoy visiting this website on my lunch breaks at work, but I’m going to end up in trouble over the parts that are NSFW. Is there any way at all that things that are NSFW could be under a clicky? Like the giant clay penis for example. Just a comment from the peanut gallery! Thanks
We all know the seller’s husband/bf refused the manscaping, but I’m not sure if he agreed to model either. She probably popped it on him while he was sleeping and snapped a picture. She could have at least thrown something over him to cover the shoulder wool.
I feel somewhat of a need to defend the seller vis a vis lavender. It’s filled with lavender the herb, a common eye pillow filler rather than a description of the color.
Somehow the sight of this big hairy man with a lavender scented eye pillow over his face is somewhat contrasting.
I mean, I like manly guys and I do enjoy the scent of lavender. Let me just say I’m glad the Internet doesn’t yet have the scratch-’n-sniff option yet.
Where’s that Old Spice guy? I need to get this image removed from my memory.
#32 moi: Yes, they can be – moustaches require frequent trimming. But when you have one as devilishly rakish as mine, worth the trouble. In Etsy terms, mine is super fun and gets me compliments from strangers on the street, in the clubs and even (YES!) at work, and I’m sure yours will, too.
So what if she thinks her husband is cute and he likes to relax with her eye pillows? It isn’t like he’s scabrous or molting or something. Do you have to be some kind of yoga magazine model to show off an eye pillow.
The model is a good representation of the Bear community. Its well known that Bears love lavender.
I understand the model’s name is Smokey
A list of a Bears favorite things:
Honey/Sunday Bear Bust
Leather
Lavander/Lavandar eye pillows pillows
OMG!!! I had to check the location to make sure this wasn’t my former boss’ wife selling this stuff and using him as a model.
I had the unfortunate experience of seeing my boss exit the men’s shower room at work with nothing but a towel around his lower half (thank goodness for that at least) but he could be this guy’s double.
each one is individually tested by our specially trained tester………and Im thinking that the blak hair that finds itself inside your yummy bag an be passed off as wild rice. ewwww
July 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
mmmm…. neck beard!
July 16, 2010 at 9:39 am
I’ll prepare to be happy when your model’s prepared to be manscaped.
July 16, 2010 at 9:41 am
Obviously the seller’s eyes were covered when they decided to describe the product.
July 16, 2010 at 9:43 am
and if you’re hungry add water before putting it to the microwave. it makes instant rice.
July 16, 2010 at 9:46 am
First..if you’re gonna use the word, Yummy…pick a better spokesmodel.
Second, if you’re selling the pillow, don’t use a model where everyone is going to look at the blanket he’s got draped across him.
huh, what? you mean that’s not a blanket??? EWWWWWWWW!!!
July 16, 2010 at 9:49 am
The Yummy Lavender Eye Pillow is neither “Yummy” nor “Lavender”. Discuss.
July 16, 2010 at 9:52 am
This is definitely in my Regretsy Top 10.
July 16, 2010 at 9:55 am
when people post, made in a smoke-free, pet-free home, they should also include human rug-free….
um, ew. free hairs with every purchase!
July 16, 2010 at 10:04 am
Another graduate of The Bearbizon School of Modeling.
(LMAO @ last line of description, “This is a pic of the large, but believe me, his head is abnormally large!”)
July 16, 2010 at 10:08 am
this is like a Glamour magazine fashion “don’t” where they block out the unsuspecting person’s eyes but show the unfortunate fashion decision.
wonder if this guy knows that his hair shirt is all over the internet…
July 16, 2010 at 10:12 am
Yummy Lavender? I bet they meant Cool Ranch Doritos and Slim Jims.
July 16, 2010 at 10:13 am
First of all, it’s blue, and second of all, if it’s a pillow, shouldn’t the eyes be on top of it?
(and yes, it did take a few moments to realize the crafter meant lavender, the stinky plant, rather than lavender, the purple-ish color.)
July 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
Holy shit. At work, someone on the phone just said “bear with me.” Laughed so hard I nearly pissed, maybe I need to Pamper myself.
July 16, 2010 at 10:15 am
it’s as yummy as it is steampunk…
July 16, 2010 at 10:21 am
Lavender’s blue, dilly dilly, Lavender’s green,
When modeling eye pillow on Etsy, dilly dilly, put a fuckin’ shirt on.
July 16, 2010 at 10:36 am
Microwave? How about some boiling water for about 20 minutes first?
Or bleach.
Boiling.
July 16, 2010 at 10:39 am
You just KNOW the sachets are stuffed with his body hair leavings.
July 16, 2010 at 10:40 am
‘Pop this baby in the microwave for 10 seconds…’
Uh , I think this baby gorilla will need at least an hour….
July 16, 2010 at 10:46 am
If she’s counting on the proceeds of her sales to get her to Uganda she better start walking.
July 16, 2010 at 10:52 am
I was thinking “he doesn’t look happy, maybe he should smile” of course, maybe he has bad teeth, and that might ruin the picture, and scare off potential customers.
July 16, 2010 at 10:53 am
Not only can you have his sweat on an eye pillow you can also get a grocery bag made from his old, sweated in tank top.
Maybe someone should tell her there are some things that belong in a landfill.
July 16, 2010 at 10:54 am
At least we don’t get a view of his hairy feet….although I’ve not looked through the shop & they’re probably in there somewhere.
July 16, 2010 at 10:58 am
I can get past Captain Caveman, OK maybe I can’t. but the nostrils touching it are as bad. It’s probably full of snot and other nose things…eeewwwww…I hate snot and noses and hairy noses.
July 16, 2010 at 11:00 am
What part of him taking his shirt off did *ANYONE* think was a good idea?! O.o
July 16, 2010 at 11:03 am
By supporting this little trip to Uganda, the buyer may unwittingly be contributing to the whole ‘ugly American’ notion.
July 16, 2010 at 11:08 am
I say keep it to protect your anonymity.
July 16, 2010 at 11:11 am
@ #22 – HEY!
July 16, 2010 at 11:12 am
When I get my lavender on, I think glorious fields of it in Provence,gracefully swaying in a gentle breeze, not gentle ben the grizzly bear sweating on a leather couch.
July 16, 2010 at 11:18 am
I really hope it’s actually rice covered in chloroform and he’s not a willing participant.
July 16, 2010 at 11:29 am
For him, I fear Yummy+Microwave=NOM
July 16, 2010 at 11:31 am
No thanks, my shit is already covered in cat hair and my BF’s hair.
July 16, 2010 at 11:36 am
wouldn’t those two little hairs curling around his lip get annoying?
July 16, 2010 at 11:37 am
Nice eye pillow. How much for the bear rug?
Jesus. I went to high school in the next town to Murphy. I’d go to these lengths to leave, too.
July 16, 2010 at 11:47 am
Helen, I have a quick question. I really enjoy visiting this website on my lunch breaks at work, but I’m going to end up in trouble over the parts that are NSFW. Is there any way at all that things that are NSFW could be under a clicky? Like the giant clay penis for example. Just a comment from the peanut gallery! Thanks
July 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
We all know the seller’s husband/bf refused the manscaping, but I’m not sure if he agreed to model either. She probably popped it on him while he was sleeping and snapped a picture. She could have at least thrown something over him to cover the shoulder wool.
July 16, 2010 at 11:54 am
Yummy is not a word I’d use to describe lavender. Nor would I use it to describe the model.
July 16, 2010 at 11:58 am
I feel somewhat of a need to defend the seller vis a vis lavender. It’s filled with lavender the herb, a common eye pillow filler rather than a description of the color.
July 16, 2010 at 12:07 pm
#36, we know, but where’s the snarkiness in making fun of that? Get on board here, will ya?!?
July 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Somehow the sight of this big hairy man with a lavender scented eye pillow over his face is somewhat contrasting.
I mean, I like manly guys and I do enjoy the scent of lavender. Let me just say I’m glad the Internet doesn’t yet have the scratch-’n-sniff option yet.
Where’s that Old Spice guy? I need to get this image removed from my memory.
July 16, 2010 at 12:33 pm
i only found regretsy a week ago and i love it
as hilarious as the etsy finds are, your commentary is even better.
great job, keep it up!
July 16, 2010 at 12:35 pm
#32 moi: Yes, they can be – moustaches require frequent trimming. But when you have one as devilishly rakish as mine, worth the trouble. In Etsy terms, mine is super fun and gets me compliments from strangers on the street, in the clubs and even (YES!) at work, and I’m sure yours will, too.
July 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm
I’m sticking up for this one. Okay, “yummy” is a dumb adjective but she’s selling eye pillows for $4. Not $28
http://www.etsy.com/listing/30062493
And they’re not factory made:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/32822415/
So what if she thinks her husband is cute and he likes to relax with her eye pillows? It isn’t like he’s scabrous or molting or something. Do you have to be some kind of yoga magazine model to show off an eye pillow.
July 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm
And don’t criticize my grammar. Hmph.
July 16, 2010 at 1:00 pm
The model is a good representation of the Bear community. Its well known that Bears love lavender.
I understand the model’s name is Smokey
A list of a Bears favorite things:
Honey/Sunday Bear Bust
Leather
Lavander/Lavandar eye pillows pillows
July 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm
oops BEER bust
a Bear beer bust
July 16, 2010 at 1:16 pm
I wonder if she would make cornhole bags, face size?
July 16, 2010 at 1:21 pm
I’m genuinely confused. Don’t these usually go over your nose?
Maybe he’s not smiling because the picture taker insisted that he have his cartilage smashed by “yummy lavender.”
July 16, 2010 at 3:22 pm
He looks like a corpse, like someone is preparing his body for the funeral.
I guess nothing says “relaxing” so much as a guy getting ready for the big dirt nap.
July 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Ow! This picture burned my eyes like a… microwaved lavender eye pillow!!
July 16, 2010 at 4:33 pm
OMG!!! I had to check the location to make sure this wasn’t my former boss’ wife selling this stuff and using him as a model.
I had the unfortunate experience of seeing my boss exit the men’s shower room at work with nothing but a towel around his lower half (thank goodness for that at least) but he could be this guy’s double.
Thanks a lot for the memories.
July 16, 2010 at 4:58 pm
No thank you. I’ll take my chances with a bag of scalding hot steamed vegetables in lieu of some random bear’s body hair.
July 16, 2010 at 5:44 pm
I’d pay money to see a photo of this guy with his arms around a naked chick wearing red mittens.
July 16, 2010 at 9:07 pm
I’d rather have a cat modeling this than Mr. McFuzzichest there.
July 17, 2010 at 6:08 am
At least it’s on his eyes & not other bodily parts…
July 17, 2010 at 6:33 am
What is it with “yummy” these days? Is that the word of the week?
July 17, 2010 at 7:49 am
Huh. I only thought that a sack of rice was used to just beat people.
July 17, 2010 at 7:49 am
I feel like I just swallowed a god damn hair ball.
July 19, 2010 at 2:42 am
each one is individually tested by our specially trained tester………and Im thinking that the blak hair that finds itself inside your yummy bag an be passed off as wild rice. ewwww
July 19, 2010 at 1:27 pm
“Honey, what do you think of the picture I took for my listing?”
“Eh, all you did was plop it on the windowsill, honey. Give it to me. I have a better idea.”
July 19, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Excuse me, you have a little something in your … OH GAWD! Nevermind.