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Things That Are Not Steampunk #8

Professor Archimedes McFerrin could make all manner of noise with his infernal voice box.

68 comments on Things That Are Not Steampunk #8

  1. Dynomoose
    July 12, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Wow. I mean REALLY? The seller might as well have tagged these “necklace” or “pants.”

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  2. coolpauper
    July 12, 2010 at 9:39 am

    I don’t know a whole lot abour steampunk, but I do know Bobby Mcpheron ain’t it.

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  3. curlytopnola
    July 12, 2010 at 9:41 am

    i must’ve been struck colorblind this morning, because i don’t see the copper part.
    i do concur with the geekery tag, however.

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  4. coolpauper
    July 12, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Damn! got sloppy trying to be first and didn’t even make it…. corrections=”about” and McFerrin

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  5. curlytopnola
    July 12, 2010 at 9:42 am

    and are these handmade, at all? or just vintage, as in one hit wonder circa 1988?

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  6. smemilyanne
    July 12, 2010 at 9:43 am

    As a rule of thumb: If the Comic Sans font is involved, it is the antithesis of steampunk.

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  7. Monstrosa
    July 12, 2010 at 9:44 am

    Ooh! Is that Comic Sans steampunk?

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  8. lasserine
    July 12, 2010 at 9:44 am

    All caps Comic Sans is steampunk now? Maybe I should go find that girl from my old office and ask her where she’s hiding her dirigible.

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  9. Dynomoose
    July 12, 2010 at 9:52 am

    The seller says they’re copper but they appear to be chrome in the photo. Shit, these things are too shiny to be cyberpunk even!

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  10. jesusmotherbug
    July 12, 2010 at 9:56 am

    Steam Flunk

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  11. greengeekgirl
    July 12, 2010 at 9:57 am

    Personally, I’m offended by the word “fashion” more than “steam punk[sic]“.

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  12. HelenaHandbasket
    July 12, 2010 at 10:01 am

    Bizzaro World!

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  13. pplrdum
    July 12, 2010 at 10:02 am

    not only is the seller unaware of the meaning of the word “steampunk,” but “stylish” seems to have escaped her grasp as well.

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  14. genghiskaty
    July 12, 2010 at 10:03 am

    cop·per /ˈkɒpər/ -noun 1. a malleable, ductile, metallic element having a characteristic reddish-brown color. 2. Any crap that’s shiny. See also: chrome, stainless steel, aluminum foil.

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  15. knittin-kitten
    July 12, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Is this from the alternate steampunk universe where the 80′s never ended?

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  16. Abe would look quite debonair with these on his button down.

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  17. VagtasticSPRHRO
    July 12, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  18. Dynomoose
    July 12, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Yep. that’s what I thought: http://www.artsnow.com/diy/Cufflinks/Cufflinks-Oval-301
    I had a shop over there.

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  19. Dynomoose
    July 12, 2010 at 10:11 am
  20. use me multipurpose
    July 12, 2010 at 10:13 am

    so i attended the Superhero Street Fair in San Francisco this weekend and I kept seeing people dressed in their Steampunk attire. of course, my thoughts were “since when are steampunks superheroes?!?!” which then led me to think of these posts…which led to me giggling to myself like a moron.

    then while ordering a drink, i couldn’t help but notice the bartender was wearing the Hello Titty tshirt! it was truly a regretsyful day and made me proud to be in the know.

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  21. Wednesday
    July 12, 2010 at 10:17 am

    Those cuff links are obviously extremely fine-toothed gears, used to turn a discreet pulley mechanism which keeps a gentleman’s shirt-sleeves from sagging uncouthly. The kinetic motion of everyday hand motions turns the gears and powers the mechanism, much like the action of a self-winding watch. It is a triumph of design. Prince Albert himself was said to own a pair, with this exact phrase inscribed.

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  22. Wilma Fingerdoo
    July 12, 2010 at 10:33 am

    If only they had the steam punk cufflinks with
    “who let” and “the dogs out?” to give to the men in my wedding party.

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  23. nitebyrd
    July 12, 2010 at 10:47 am

    China. The seller ships from China. ’nuff said.

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  24. knittin-kitten
    July 12, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Shouldn’t it be cursive? I don’t recall too much printing going on in the 19th century except on presses.

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  25. knittin-kitten
    July 12, 2010 at 10:48 am

    #25 nitebyrd – maybe the factory is steam powered.

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  26. hamoza
    July 12, 2010 at 10:51 am

    More creampunk bullshit, carved by cogs on a factory wheel, the ‘Southern Living’ being southern China no doubt.
    The steam is escaping quickly outta’ the punk.

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  27. Patty is NOT Steampunk!
    July 12, 2010 at 10:52 am

    There were people at the Bristol Ren Faire this weekend who were more steampunk than these cufflinks could ever hope to be.

    And I’m speaking of the custodial staff at the faire, wearing bright yellow Polo shirts and carrying rubbish bags and long-handled grabber-sticks to pick up trash.

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  28. hamoza
    July 12, 2010 at 10:52 am

    @ 25 nitebyrd, sorry to be redundant-was typing while you posted!

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  29. hamoza
    July 12, 2010 at 10:54 am

    The whole shop is a steaming pile of shit.

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  30. hamoza
    July 12, 2010 at 10:57 am

    I hope when Etsy shuts them down (wishful thinking) they sing ‘Don’t worry be happy’ all the way to Ebay.

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  31. Bronc Drywall
    July 12, 2010 at 11:11 am

    But no calling out, right Etsy Admins? Can’t have that!

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  32. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    July 12, 2010 at 11:16 am

    C’mon – if you’re going to be geekpunk, go all the way:
    http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/cuff.jpg

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  33. Wilma Fingerdoo
    July 12, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Another steampunk cufflink I’d love:
    “Girl you know” “It’s true”.
    Milli Vanilli was soo ahead of their time.

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  34. leftfoot
    July 12, 2010 at 11:20 am

    Besides not being steampunk, they look suspiciously photoshopped.

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  35. knittin-kitten
    July 12, 2010 at 11:23 am

    @#34 Vile & Evil Debbie – OMG ! I want those!

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  36. rocza
    July 12, 2010 at 11:32 am

    @#22 use me multipurpose, actually yes, there is a genre of steampunk superheroes: the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. There’s also Jim West of The Wild Wild West.

    Both Marvel and DC have also done AU one shots where characters like Batman, etc, are in steampunk worlds.

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  37. Calibanista
    July 12, 2010 at 11:34 am

    sharpiepunk? shortbuspunk? longislandpunk? fullhousepunk?

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  38. hamoza
    July 12, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Hop on the bandwagon steam-bunk.

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  39. mnemonides
    July 12, 2010 at 11:51 am

    #38 rocza—mmmm, Jim West.

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  40. envy
    July 12, 2010 at 11:52 am

    This is why friends don’t let friends use comic sans, or get drunk and go on etsy and start blathering about steampunk…

    Cuff links? Dear lord, I suppose those look dashing with goggles and things with watch parts glued to them.

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  41. hamoza
    July 12, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Welcome to Etsy, for those times when you don’t want to deal with the middleman in most garment districts or make a trip to Walmart.

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  42. Xniner
    July 12, 2010 at 12:03 pm
  43. AmenhotepIV
    July 12, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Nope. No matter how you spin it, it’s not steampunk.

    I wish people understood the styles they advertise. I see a lot of things labeled “goth” that aren’t “goth,” either.

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  44. Stretch65
    July 12, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    ATTN: southernliving26

    FLOUNCE!! FLOUNCE!!! FLOUNCE!!!
    my first flounce of the day and it feels good
    No cryabeetus from the Facebook crowd on how its not nice to flounce. THESE THINGS MUST BE DONE TO RESTORE ORDER TO THE WORLD.(restoring order to the World is a reoccuring theme in Steampunk)
    Anyone know how to FLOUNCE in CHINESE?

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  45. hamoza
    July 12, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    ‘Scuse my naivete, but where in the hell do steampunks wear those ridiculous goggles? Snorkeling on sidewalks?

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  46. Xniner
    July 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm
  47. Stretch65
    July 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    #47 Ham-ster the googles are used when piloting the bi-plane and usually comes in tandum with a jaunty scarf.
    (suddenly a light goes on over Stretch’s head)
    ” OMG – CHITTY CHITTY STEAMPUNK!!”

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  48. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    July 12, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Hamoza, the riveted leather and brass goggles are for protecting an adventurer’s eyes when they fly a dirigible.

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  49. razberries
    July 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Here are some other witty sayings for those cufflinks-

    What goes up, must come down
    Best, Friends
    This is, not steampunk

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  50. nitebyrd
    July 12, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    @#30hamoza – GMTA and … they already are on eBay, I have no doubt.

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  51. knittin-kitten
    July 12, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Stretch65-I am now going to have that song stuck in my head ALL day. Good job!

    It does take a brave man to done those goggles as the potential for looking absolutely ridiculous runs high. Ask my ex.

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  52. whitmansspider
    July 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    1880s/1980s One little digit–TOTALLY understandable mistake!

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  53. Stretch65
    July 12, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    knittin-kitten: that makes you Truely Scrumtious !!

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  54. cecikierk
    July 12, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Forget steampunk, forget brass, forget fashion, let’s get the shape of the object right first.

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  55. leftfoot
    July 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Shouldn’t it be labeled McFerrinery instead of geekery?

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  56. Dynomoose
    July 12, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    #44 Xniner :
    If the bottle contained an ipod or somemthing equally technical, I’d say it’s steampunk. Bubbles? Just neovictorian.

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  57. unclehoward
    July 12, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    You Right…they Wrong. Makes as much sense as Minnie Pearl in an acid rock band…wait I could see that.

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  58. Skully
    July 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Regretsy says “What is this junk?
    It is not at all Steampunk!”
    Don’t worry
    Be Happy

    http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/dontworrysteamhappy.jpg

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  59. #47 hamoza. the goggles are for (a) welding (a notoriously common steampunk activity, (b) as eye protection when perambulating in an airship, or horseless motorized vehicle at terrific speeds, and (c) when dabbling in chemistry or electrical laboratories.

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  60. Miss_Mercurial
    July 12, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Gosh, guys- this is totally steampunk! Don’t you all remember Captain Neo and crew belting Don’t Worry, Be Happy out as they worked aboard the Nautilus? Or Professor Lidenbrock repeating the phrase to boost his spirits as he journeyd to the center of the Earth? You’re just projecting your own ignorance of steampunk literature onto the artist. It’s not like they were throwing keywords in to get more hits on their crappy-ass product or anything; they totally knew what they were talking about!

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  61. Danorz
    July 13, 2010 at 5:49 am

    Here’s a rather splendid tune,
    I Wrote when i tried to fly to the moon,
    Don’t worry be happy
    If your experiments give you trouble
    trying to find that cursed phlogiston bubble.
    Don’t worry, be happy.

    If you once tried to revive the dead,
    but your stupid assistant brought the wrong head,
    Don’t worry, be happy
    the royal society claim that you’re insane
    and you plot to cause those meddling fools some pain,
    Don’t worry, be happy
    Lood at me I am happy
    Don’t worry, be happy
    Here…

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  62. Danorz
    July 13, 2010 at 5:50 am

    Here I give you my telegram address
    When you worry wire me
    I make you happy
    Don’t worry, be happy
    Ain’t got no zeppelin, got no googles
    Ain’t got a plan that’ll make minds boggle.
    But don’t worry be happy
    Cause when you worry
    Your face will frown
    And that will bring everybody down
    So don’t worry, be happy now

    -Professor Archimedes McFerrin, 1848.

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  63. HermesGoddess
    July 13, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Well…they ARE made out of metal. Other than that…no.

    PS, hee hee Archimedes McFerrin. That’s gold right there.

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  64. use me multipurpose
    July 14, 2010 at 9:31 am

    #38 rocza – should have pointed out that this street fair was “Space Jazz” Superheroes.

    but, yes…there definitely are steampunk superheroes…but the guys at this event weren’t really channelling them. there were a few good costumes, but mostly a bunch of guys in corsets. it wasn’t as bad as the Jean Luc Picards, though. love him, but not a superhero.

    and i’ve gotta question jim west’s status as a superhero. don’t get me wrong, he’s my all-time fav…but superhero? hmmmm

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  65. xinit
    August 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    I just happened to see these yesterday … wonder no longer, but this is definitely from a Chinese manufacturer, not an individual. Cost? $6.50 with free shipping.

    http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.42846

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  66. drumobsessed
    March 6, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    Comic sans is not steampunk.

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