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View it in a Room


UPDATE: The artist has been such an incredibly good sport that I’ve decided to close comments on this. She has taken it like a champ and even joined in on Facebook. These are the kinds of sellers we love; able to laugh at themselves, give a little shit back, and cash in. PEACE!

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59 comments on View it in a Room

  1. hamoza
    July 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Piece out.

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  2. tuhcoolyuh
    July 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    I don’t think it’s the camera that’s terrible.

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  3. Xniner
    July 7, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    “All we are saying….is give peace a chance” and this painting is so not worth $75.

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  4. Booya
    July 7, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    so in other words, the painting actually looks like absolute shit in black light, so i’m not going to show you the whole thing.

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  5. genghiskaty
    July 7, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Yeah, I’ll bet it was mixed with Deep Purple.

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  6. abimar
    July 7, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    glow in the dark…so we can’t even get away from it with the lights off???????

    Thumb up Thumb down +100

  7. knittin-kitten
    July 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    I think you have to be high to appreciate this. Too bad the Sixties are over.

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  8. pdrunk
    July 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    That, my friend, is no Double Rainbow ALL THE WAY. OH MY GOD…

    Thumb up Thumb down +15

  9. BettyMachete
    July 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    There’s a vagina in there, right?

    Thumb up Thumb down +43

  10. nitebyrd
    July 7, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Painting whilst under the influence worked for Dali, Van Gogh and Pollock but for this person, not so much.

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  11. tinydancer
    July 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    OMG, my roommate freshman year of college made something eerily similar to this. She thought it was AWESOME.

    Thumb up Thumb down +17

  12. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    July 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Finally, a use for the mother-in-law’s old neon-colored bingo sponge-thingies. I gotta call her right now!

    Thumb up Thumb down +51

  13. Cosmic Yuk
    July 7, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    ok….um…..yeah, wow.

    Ok, read her profile. It explains a lot.

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  14. Meg88
    July 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Hippies don’t have $75 just lying around is all I’m saying.

    Thumb up Thumb down +55

  15. IscreamUscream
    July 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    that thing is an act of war against art.

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  16. FootofCanal
    July 7, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    #8Pdrunk
    WHAT DOES IT MEAN??????????????????????????

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  17. MyEyesMyEyes
    July 7, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Was this painted with their toenails? Maybe it will be sold to the same person who bought the thong pad that was pre-used.

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  18. razberries
    July 7, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    I’d like to give her a “peace” of my mind for posting this crap

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  19. knittin-kitten
    July 7, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    bettymachete-I’ll bet there are several vaginas lurking in this canvas!

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  20. WANNA POST ALL NIGHT
    July 7, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    tools required:
    1) paint
    2) canvas
    3) masking tape
    4) penis

    Thumb up Thumb down +25

  21. HelenaHandbasket
    July 7, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Okay, I give-was it the scrotum used to apply the paints?

    Thumb up Thumb down +11

  22. whitmansspider
    July 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    I’ve been spending WAAAAAY too much time on Regretsy. My first thought was “Yeah, that’s steampunk.” My second was “Were those dots made by somebody’s nipple?”

    Thumb up Thumb down +50

  23. hamoza
    July 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    Even calling this Sponge Blob is a compliment …

    Thumb up Thumb down +7

  24. Wilma Fingerdoo
    July 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    This is not sponge worthy.

    Thumb up Thumb down +52

  25. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    July 7, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Guys, guys, don’t be so MEAN! If you read the profile, the seller is obviously a mentally challenged teenager. At heart, anyway.

    Hey, kudos for getting the peace sign right.

    Thumb up Thumb down +19

  26. Carol Hiller
    July 7, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    Best. View-it-in-a-Room. Ever.

    Thumb up Thumb down +35

  27. DIYfailure
    July 7, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    That’s the sweetest dumpster I’ve ever seen on Esty. Too bad that peace of crap painting detracts the eye from its organic steampunkness.

    Thumb up Thumb down +40

  28. MaryBeth
    July 7, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Peace of crap.

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  29. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    July 7, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Thumb up Thumb down +40

  30. razberries
    July 7, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    VEDD- belgian rofls! ;-)

    Thumb up Thumb down +9

  31. WotV
    July 7, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    I love the room. I wonder if she’s selling the dumpster as well…

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  32. coolpauper
    July 7, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    perfect example of attempted psychedelia minus the drugs

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  33. envy
    July 7, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Helen Killer — you slay me!
    Only $75.00 for this magnificent work? How will I ever decide between this or “Raining Lead” — ooh, ooh, “Raining Lead” is on sale!!!!
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/42930458

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  34. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    July 7, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    No, no, no! I can’t believe that Anyone’s Daughter would paint this. Fools. It takes a Strange Kind of Woman to make something like this.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  35. StinkBait
    July 7, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    Some hippy must owe 75 buck to their drug dealer.

    Thumb up Thumb down +17

  36. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    July 7, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Sellers profile says :

    “I think too much, and sometimes it hurts.”

    Creating art that can barely be seen in the dark must have really hurt.

    Thumb up Thumb down +8

  37. VagtasticSPRHRO
    July 7, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Okay, I get that people need to start somewhere, and there should be a particular level of respect for art and all that crap… but don’t go selling crap that I could do with my left hand behind my back on etsy for $75. You might get away with $45 if it comes with the black light. And free shipping. And a frame. Best VIIAR EVER!

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  38. greenfuzz
    July 7, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Goddamn it the thumbs downers are out and I accidentally clicked the red thumb on you Raz..damn it, when I was trying to cancel out a red thumb. Sorry.

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  39. redredred
    July 7, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    I think I know the source of the red thumbs. There’s a very unhappy person on facebook who, apparently, hates us.

    Thumb up Thumb down +22

  40. KittyPrawn
    July 7, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Do yourselves a favor and bask in the glory of the rage that is now the description of her painting, before it is gone forever.

    Thumb up Thumb down +16

  41. Mookie
    July 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    *poof* and it’s gone! *sigh*

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  42. Cosmic Yuk
    July 7, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    #33 coolpauper :

    perfect example of attempted psychedelia minus the drugs
    _______________________________________________

    Maybe this is hipster psychedelia, where instead of drugs you eat vegan, drink soy lattes and pretend you know anything about the 60′s.

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  43. Dear Tuffy
    July 7, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    It’s gone already. For those who didn’t see it, essentially, it had the heading as FUCK REGRETSY, the price was changed to $100,000 and she said to fuck everyone on Regretsy. Then a minute later it was completely removed. The End.

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  44. KitCameo
    July 7, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    A fantastic miracle has happened!! The artist went through the five stages in one wicked flash, and is now a fan of the Facebook page!! It was an amazing thing to witness! First there was peace, then there was hatred and rage mixed with peace! Then there was acceptance and peace, and now there is peace and whimsicle fuckery!! Woo!!!

    Thumb up Thumb down +49

  45. greenfuzz
    July 7, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    Folks…the seller’s being a good sport on the Facebook page. Don’t forget to check out this listing http://www.etsy.com/listing/48209051/censor-me-hidden-message-16×20-acrylic?ref=v1_other_1

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  46. greenfuzz
    July 7, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    And the original listing went from $75, to 100k and now it’s $15

    Thumb up Thumb down +9

  47. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    July 7, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Niki, I’m so, SO sorry I called you a mentally challenged teenager.

    I’m sure you’re older than that.

    (P.S. I’m a mentally challenged geezer with terrible taste.)

    Thumb up Thumb down +16

  48. hamoza
    July 7, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    $ 15.00 is a steal, alas it doesn’t go well with my steamy funky shabby & not too chic decor.

    VEDD, I <3 you for the second day in a row.

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  49. sticksandtunes
    July 7, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

    Thumb up Thumb down -10

  50. Dynomoose
    July 7, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    Sometimes I am baffled by what people think they can sell. Now that this thing is $25, I’m sure someone here will buy it.

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  51. Esmeralda_m
    July 8, 2010 at 12:33 am

    The head shop by my house used to have a “blacklight room” filled with shitty blacklight posters just like this (okay, better than this).
    I went there one time on acid just to see if it would be “trippy” or cool or whatever.
    It was really boring, and I ended up getting way more interested in the beaded curtain. I think the sales staff was pretty used to frying teens zoning out on their turf, cause they let me play with the thing for hours.

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  52. Captain Pasty
    July 8, 2010 at 3:01 am

    The title is still “Fuck Regretsy”, and apparently whoever buys it gets a printout of these comments to go along with it… Hmm, I should use this opportunity to say something amazing…

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  53. Social Outcast
    July 8, 2010 at 5:14 am

    “Materials:
    your mother, poop, and a canvas”

    Very mature :\

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  54. beqi
    July 8, 2010 at 6:02 am

    Best. View it in a Room. Ever.

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  55. KerriTheAnn
    July 8, 2010 at 7:01 am

    “I have a bachelor’s degree in communication from the University of Illinois at Springfield.”

    So stop trying to paint masterpieces. Let the artists do that.

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  56. BillsBayou
    July 8, 2010 at 7:04 am

    I don’t understand the bad reviews on this painting. Maybe it’s because I was born in the early 60′s. At $75, it was a middling piece of art at a middling price. Not the worst piece of art on Etsy. I’m defending the piece. All this vitriol from you guys is befitting much worse pieces.

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  57. joshpincusiscrying
    July 8, 2010 at 7:07 am

    Peace sign? Blacklight?
    Did I fall asleep and wake up in 1967?

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  58. BillsBayou
    July 8, 2010 at 7:18 am

    The artist TOTALLY missed the boat on the sale.
    1) NEVER acknowledge your appearance on Regretsy until the sale is over. This gives the snark who buys it the feeling that they’ve ambushed the sale and stolen it away.
    2) NEVER change the price (up or down)
    3) NEVER pull the item. It makes you look weak. Snarks smell blood in the water and attack.
    4) NEVER assume that because you’re pouring your heart into your art that people give a shit.

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