Sandy Claws
Hard to believe you had to lower the price on these. You’d think people would jump at the chance to buy anything you touched with your horny talons. Fucking hell, this is disgusting. The only way this is excusable is if you play guitar with your feet.
July 6, 2010 at 9:35 am
Those are some…strange…feet, in general….
July 6, 2010 at 9:38 am
Some clippers would also completely change the look, though I’m thinking a sandblaster may be the better accessory by this point.
July 6, 2010 at 9:38 am
“The only way this is excusable is if you play guitar with your feet.”
Actually, I’m expecting a banjo recital…
July 6, 2010 at 9:38 am
I think her toe nails are longer than my finger nails.
July 6, 2010 at 9:38 am
Jesus! Is she a bird of prey?? Is she swooping down and grabbing trout with those talons???
July 6, 2010 at 9:39 am
Gag. At least they’re clean. This could have been a whole other level of nasty.
July 6, 2010 at 9:40 am
I’d rather see an animated gif of a 1,000lb man or woman in a string bikini bouncing on a trampoline or running across the sand than look at these toes. Feet are not made for macro shots, people!!!!!!!!
I feel sorry for the person who has to sleep next to them. Well, I take that back. No one in their right mind would allow this travesty to continue so apparently they are single.
July 6, 2010 at 9:40 am
I think we could have figured out that these are footwear. You didn’t need to include your feet as reference. As a matter of fact, it may be more confusing.
Why are all those thumbs jammed into those shoes?
July 6, 2010 at 9:40 am
Holy fucking shit! Is she in need of climbing trees barefooted? Is that her defense mechanism?
*threat*
*clambers up tree with the expertise of a mountain lion*
July 6, 2010 at 9:42 am
I’m going to guess it’s been a while since this person made an appointment with the Vet to get her talons trimmed.
July 6, 2010 at 9:42 am
i didn’t know velociraptors had such good fashion sense.
it’s true, you learn something new every pickin’ day.
July 6, 2010 at 9:42 am
I’m sorry, did I miss the memo that Etsy turned into a Swap Meet?
July 6, 2010 at 9:43 am
Well she certainly is talon-ted.
July 6, 2010 at 9:44 am
Is there such a thing as a coke toenail? I suppose you could scoop up a hefty load of blow with one of those babies. Or maybe she uses them to play Jai alai. Either way it’s just wrong
July 6, 2010 at 9:45 am
@Snark-o
your puns.
July 6, 2010 at 9:47 am
Possible reasons to maintain long gross toenails:
-Whittle
-Surprise someone by stabbing them with your foot in the midst of a bar fight
-Create a fetish website
-Scratch your partner’s back without having to put down your book
-Save them for creepy arts and crafts time (human ivory anyone?)
-Keep people from standing to close to you in public
-Use them to eat with when all of your forks/knives/chopsticks/hands are dirty
-Gross out everyone. Everyone.
July 6, 2010 at 9:48 am
If etsy has turned into a swaqp meet, I’ll take the sandals and send her a circular saw for those bitches.
July 6, 2010 at 9:49 am
Vintage? Did they belong to Howard Hughes?
July 6, 2010 at 9:51 am
I hate feet.
July 6, 2010 at 9:55 am
I like to envision the owner of these feet dangling from a tree by her feet like a two-toed sloth.
July 6, 2010 at 10:01 am
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July 6, 2010 at 10:02 am
#16 you forgot… digging holes in the backyard with your dog.
July 6, 2010 at 10:03 am
Its hammer time baby! You can’t touch these….
July 6, 2010 at 10:05 am
Umm, there should be a “not suitable for standard vision” warning at the top of this post.
July 6, 2010 at 10:08 am
Can’t imagine what the rest of her looks like.
July 6, 2010 at 10:11 am
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July 6, 2010 at 10:18 am
Maybe the shoes are a 7m,but I am seriously doubting that her feet are meant for that size.
July 6, 2010 at 10:19 am
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July 6, 2010 at 10:19 am
Oh man, what’s with all the hatin’ on StinkBait?
At least her toes are clean. There, I said something nice.
July 6, 2010 at 10:23 am
Stinkbait, no doubt was knocked down for suggesting that real sex occurs off-line.
July 6, 2010 at 10:24 am
Her bedsheets must be in shreds. I’d be very wary if her shop also contains “fringed cape” or some such.
July 6, 2010 at 10:27 am
Even Dr. Scholl couldn’t pedi-cure her toe-berculosis.
July 6, 2010 at 10:31 am
What do you mean you don’t want to know about my hobbies, Mannequin?
July 6, 2010 at 10:32 am
Edward Scissorfeet.
July 6, 2010 at 10:34 am
Stinkbait is right.
Claw marks on your back after sex =
Claw marks on your feet and shins? =
July 6, 2010 at 10:43 am
@ StinkBait and Snark-o-leptic Cesar: As Ted Nugent sang, she gives her lovers Calf Scratch Fever.
July 6, 2010 at 10:59 am
This is the post that made me register so I can log in and say: my eyes are so sad right now.
July 6, 2010 at 11:02 am
ewwwww! Why did I think it was a good idea to catch up on Regretsy on lunch break. blech.
July 6, 2010 at 11:07 am
all she’s missing is the fly…
July 6, 2010 at 11:08 am
#37 @ clairezulkey-welcome ! -there is Zazzle merch just for you that reads- ‘we are sad poeple’
July 6, 2010 at 11:21 am
Let me go into more detail reference my previous post.
Both men and women need to take care of our feet. In my opinion, no man should ever wear sandals. Men have ugly Flintstone feet.
How hard is it to simply trim your toenails? And where on Earth is it trendy to let toenails them grow long?
If you want a good long foot massage from me, take care of your feet. I’d need chainmail gloves with those bearclaws.
July 6, 2010 at 11:35 am
StinkBait, I like your way of thinking and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I used to do nails and pedicures were the worst thing ever. Mostly because people would show up looking like this, get upset if we tried to cut them and ask that we file them down to size. I didn’t have enough emery boards in my supplies to file these claws down.
July 6, 2010 at 11:35 am
I should have been a pair of ragged claws./ Scuttling across the lowest rungs of Etsy/. . . . . . And hawking crap tagged vintage, obliviously!
–The Love Song of A. Palfrey Trufock
July 6, 2010 at 11:38 am
What are you people talking about? I waited two weeks to get my toenails long and glamorous enough for this photo shoot. And they’re only, like, a third the length of my acrylics.
Sincerely,
Sandy
July 6, 2010 at 11:50 am
Yeesh, those suckers probably add on half a shoe size to her feet. I can’t even imagine what it would feel like to have talons like those scraping the front of my shoe. It would probably give me a chill like the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard.
July 6, 2010 at 11:51 am
#32 Skully : “Even Dr. Scholl couldn’t pedi-cure her toe-berculosis.”
I toe-tally agree, her bear feet are quite grizzly.
July 6, 2010 at 11:52 am
Yeah, these were popular back when I was in school (back in the late 70′s), but there was a reason why someone threw this pair away from 30+ years ago!
People only pose for pictures like this because THEY think they look good!
July 6, 2010 at 12:02 pm
And I just threw up my lunch. Thank you.
July 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
I, for one, applaud her as she and her long toenails embark on their quest to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Mazel tov!
July 6, 2010 at 12:08 pm
If she’s got to grow them out and share them publicly, she could at least polish them and maybe sell some ad space on those things.
July 6, 2010 at 12:09 pm
You know, normally I frown upon wearing socks with sandals, but I’ll make an exception here.
July 6, 2010 at 12:14 pm
I think the owner of these talons could make a fortune in human ivory. She should hook up with the Etsy artist who made those lovely cockroaches.
July 6, 2010 at 12:32 pm
wowsers. i opened this up at work, and it popped up and literally made me jump.
definitely some human ivory breeding going on over here (know it’s already been said)
on a positive note, at least she didn’t have faces or weird things painted on them…although maybe that would have been an improvement?!
July 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Once again Helen, you nailed it.
July 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Not to distract from the subject of the model’s long toe nails, but are these vintage?
July 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm
#55 No in fact these are from the famous payless. They might be vintage 2001
July 6, 2010 at 1:10 pm
I wonder if her nails click on the floor like my doxin’s.
July 6, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Well now, it seems as though missy has gone off to ciip those claws-the listing is gone-waaaa-laaa!
July 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I do think that she could clip that big toe and make a guitar pic out of it and sell it on ETSY.
July 6, 2010 at 1:58 pm
The saddest thing is that she probably ‘filed’ these before taking the picture. You can tell that she keeps them ‘clean’ and ‘files’ them. She obviously thinks this is acceptable.
July 6, 2010 at 2:35 pm
BUY FOOTMADE.
July 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm
She uses the nail on her big toe to pick her nose.
July 6, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I’ve seen better toenails at the nursing home where I worked.
That said, at least they *are* clean…..ugh.
July 6, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Is this yet another new fad I missed? I mean I’m all about the polished tootsies, but growing out your nails to Nosferatu lengths is new to me.
July 6, 2010 at 3:54 pm
…Plus, another downside to growing your toenails really long is that you have to buy a shoe size up… or two…
July 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm
I’m late to the party but just have to wonder if I’m the only one who wonders about the totally weird skin on her toes, looks like a shar pei. Maybe someone’s pet posing in these sandals…
July 6, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Attention seller:
There is no such thing as a French Pedicure.
What bugs me most about this is…she’s selling USED SANDALS? For $22.00?! These are about as vintage as a Prius.
July 6, 2010 at 5:44 pm
We’ve found a woman who admires and emulates Howard Hughes. I wonder if she also collects her urine in jars.
Too bad she’s not rich enough to pull off this eccentricity. If she was, she wouldn’t be trying to hawk her old sandals.
July 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Sweet sandwich Jesus! Has this woman never heard of nail clippers? Hell, hedge clippers might make more of a dent at this point.
July 6, 2010 at 8:10 pm
I was mistaken. Just Googled “french pedicure”, and there is such a thing. This is exactly what it is. The thumbnails that came up have scarred me for life. OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
July 7, 2010 at 7:40 am
Aaaand now they’re $42. Because her “sexy toes” must “run free”.
July 7, 2010 at 9:04 am
{my sexy toes were made to run free…price just went up…1000 hits and counting!} ;0)
UP?? for used shoes…ick
July 7, 2010 at 9:08 am
Perhaps this is what happened to the other half of that kitteh. She swooped down with her manicured talons, and snatched that kittehs butt right off the windowsil.
July 7, 2010 at 10:20 am
Aaaaand – not only has she UPPED THE PRICE by $20 since she got Regretsy-listed (mercenary? you think?), she’s also posted an even more delightful picture of her revolting picture of her feet-thumbs
I wonder if she’s trying to appeal to the foot fetish crowd 
July 7, 2010 at 12:06 pm
My husband’s toenails are like that, yep, he says it’s for climbing trees, yuck!
July 7, 2010 at 9:08 pm
*For the love of Lady Gaga! She has Steampunk pieces too!* – super, steampunk sarcastic tone
Because 80s ankle boots are soooo Steampunk and handmade!
July 7, 2010 at 9:08 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/49411578/black-steam-punk-ankle-boots-vtg-80s
July 7, 2010 at 11:02 pm
I saw a lady in Vegas who had her toenails long and filed to little points. {shudder} She was speaking another language, so perhaps it is popular elsewhere? I can’t imagine why…
July 23, 2010 at 8:43 am
hey edward SCISSORFOOT, are you kidding me? YOu couldnt find clippers or another foot model to try and sell these?? WHy would you ever think this is acceptable. Find some clippers and cut those talons! FUNK, FOUL FOOT!
January 14, 2011 at 2:33 pm
‘Lovely little heel that changes the look’
How exactly does it change the look, is is detachable?
March 28, 2011 at 5:19 pm
I HATE feet!! Get a fucking pedicure dammit!
May 17, 2011 at 10:50 pm
I usually just read a few posts on here, appropriately laugh so hard I piss myself, and move on for the evening, but tonight I finally registered just to let you know that this picture made me puke, just a little bit, in my mouth. Success is yours! If the link was still active for this item, I’d by the cheapest item in the shop just to get a return address and send this poor soul a nail clipper.