69

TEAM NEVER

This is actually from a lesser known version of Twilight, starring Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort and Alice Ghostley as Leelee Sobieski.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

69 comments on TEAM NEVER

  1. Cineaste
    July 1, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Edward looks like a white Na’vi.

    Thumb up Thumb down +71

  2. greenfuzz
    July 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    I also blame the economy for my lack of talent.

    Thumb up Thumb down +98

  3. steviesegel
    July 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Yeah…if she can’t sell it as a Twilight jacket, some blue paint and bedazzler studs will make it an Avatar jacket in about 5 minutes!

    Thumb up Thumb down +86

  4. Stretch65
    July 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    “…and Jerry Mathers as the Wolf”

    Thumb up Thumb down +29

  5. greenfuzz
    July 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

    Thumb up Thumb down -41

  6. greenfuzz
    July 1, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

    Thumb up Thumb down -29

  7. steviesegel
    July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    That’s a wolf?
    I thought it was Swiper from Dora the Explorer?!?!?

    Thumb up Thumb down +41

  8. hamoza
    July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Is there going to be anything left that hasn’t been branded with Twilight shit?
    ‘I promise to love you every moment forever’ Bwahahahahahaha -what a load of vampire poop.

    Thumb up Thumb down +32

  9. KittyPrawn
    July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    You guys are just haters. That looks exactly like a photo of the actors.

    After they were hit by a car.

    Thumb up Thumb down +111

  10. TooManyCookbooks
    July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Cleansing with fire is too good for this abomination.

    Thumb up Thumb down +14

  11. greenfuzz
    July 1, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

    Thumb up Thumb down -28

  12. hamoza
    July 1, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    A jacket is one thing , but there must be a contingent with Twilight tatoos up the ying -yang–boy are the laser tatoo removers gonna’ be busy in a few years….

    Thumb up Thumb down +29

  13. Stretch65
    July 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    “Free shipping in the USA” they offer “FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA”

    this is one jean jacket you’ll never see Bruce wearing…

    Thumb up Thumb down +13

  14. redredred
    July 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Honey, it’s not the economy that caused this not to be sold. I don’t even think Twi-tards will touch it.

    Thumb up Thumb down +29

  15. HelenaHandbasket
    July 1, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    They misspelled “Twylite”.

    Thumb up Thumb down +7

  16. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    July 1, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Pshh, this is SO fake! Edward’s hair has never been that neatly combed.

    LAME!

    Thumb up Thumb down +18

  17. LeeLooDallas
    July 1, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Her other items look well painted…
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/25929116/art-and-soul?ref=v1_other_2
    Maybe she should stick to painting things that have soles… I mean, souls.

    Thumb up Thumb down +14

  18. pplrdum
    July 1, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Oh, wow. How dumb am I??? I never even realized Bella was asian!

    Thumb up Thumb down +26

  19. #12 hamoza: “boy are the laser tatoo removers gonna’ be busy in a few years…”

    Sadly I think you’re giving people too much credit. If you’re dumb enough to get that tattooed, chances are you’ll stay dumb.

    Thumb up Thumb down +30

  20. Travelgrrl
    July 1, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Ooooh! I like the part where Voldemort zaps Bella with a lightning bolt, oh, wait I mean Bellatrix LeStrange – she turns into a werewolf, oh no, that’s David Thewliss – well, remember when Leelee gave him a blow job, oh wait, that was a brown bunny…

    Thumb up Thumb down +18

  21. hamoza
    July 1, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Suda-I must be getting soft -I don’t usually give people too much credit!

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  22. Wednesday
    July 1, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    I like how she worked Balto into the story. I’m a sucker for heroic dogs.

    Thumb up Thumb down +38

  23. KittyPrawn
    July 1, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    You know what would make this jacket a total must buy?

    Edward plastered in swarovski crystals so we really know it’s him and all his sparkly glory.

    Thumb up Thumb down +58

  24. razberries
    July 1, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    stevie…that’s all i could see too- edward=avatar

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  25. flare
    July 1, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    a painted denim jacket…. Bitchin!!!!!

    oops… i thought this was 1986

    Thumb up Thumb down +26

  26. knittin-kitten
    July 1, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Is it me or do they kind of look like gelflings? Twilight, the Dark Crystal years.

    Thumb up Thumb down +29

  27. warner
    July 1, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    I didn’t know David Duchovny was in Twilight.

    Thumb up Thumb down +20

  28. redredred
    July 1, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    #25 sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. (Patent Pending): I really wish I could tell you that and sincerely believe it. But the stupidity of our race doesn’t work in our favor.

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  29. redredred
    July 1, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Is it just me or does Edward Cullen look like Joan Rivers?

    Thumb up Thumb down +15

  30. warner
    July 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    Green Fuff, be honest, have you been sniffing glue today?

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  31. warner
    July 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    Correction: Green Fuzz

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  32. @redredred, I just rode in the elevator with Joan Rivers at LAX last week. She’s slightly more human looking than Edward.

    Thumb up Thumb down +16

  33. hamoza
    July 1, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    @suda-EEEEEWWWWWWWW J.R. cooties!
    @#32 warner-too funny asking someone if they’re sniffing glue & getting their name all wrong…….

    Thumb up Thumb down +8

  34. Meg88
    July 1, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Yay Voldemort!

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  35. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    July 1, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    WHAT? NO GLITTER?!?!

    Thumb up Thumb down +14

  36. Snargasm
    July 1, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Huh – my Twilight-dismissing self actually thinks that if one were a superfan, this might actually be pretty cool. Lots of work and detail. Too bad I snicker whenever I see all things Twiblight.

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  37. warner
    July 1, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    #34 Hamoza hey I have been sniffing glue all day, I make no promises of decent grammar.

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  38. warner
    July 1, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    If I am being totally honest I literally just spilled a butt load of wood glue on my dinner table. How is that for irony?

    Thumb up Thumb down +14

  39. knittin-kitten
    July 1, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Is there a Snow White subtext going on in the Twilight books? If there isn’t, why is the apple there?

    Hey, i just heard a lady drove off the road in Colorado because she said she saw a vampire. Darn vampires, sparkling and messing up traffic everywhere.

    Thumb up Thumb down +13

  40. VagtasticSPRHRO
    July 1, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    I’m 100% seeing Dark Crystal. I stared for a minute wondering why they looked wrong, and yet familiar, and then I read it, and I laughed. And I’m so confused, it’s really well painted, but it’s wrong. There has to be some kind of acid involved with the seller. Or Green merkin is sharing the glue.

    Thumb up Thumb down +9

  41. FreshFruit
    July 1, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

    Thumb up Thumb down -15

  42. knittin-kitten
    July 1, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    If anyone I was dating said “I promise to love you every moment forever” I would probably assume they were a stalker and run for the hills, but then, I’m not a romantic like these twi-lits are.

    Thumb up Thumb down +7

  43. pplrdum
    July 1, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    #40, Knittin, isn’t that apple supposed to be an egg?

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  44. #40 Knittin: It’s the whole forbidden fruit thing.

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  45. jinglebat
    July 1, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    Okay, the jacket is just horrible, but I have to admit these are kinda cool:
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/25929211/custom-baby-or-childrens-shoes-be-the?ref=v1_other_1

    As for Twilight, it’s actually quite watchable if you MST3K it. Well maybe not watchable but, well, at least it annoys the twilettes when you laugh and that makes it even funnier.

    Thumb up Thumb down +7

  46. hamoza
    July 1, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    I got left out of the Twilight loop-phew. But it seems it ‘ll have an impact on my summer trip to Wash. State-the Twitards will swarm , fuck up the town of Forks , cause traffic jams & spill out all over the peninsula.
    No one is safe from it……

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  47. knittin-kitten
    July 1, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    44 pplrdum that would make it even more confusing if it was an egg.

    Hamoza you are brave to be going into their territory. I reside quite close to Wash. and am always on high alert after my previous experience with them. Sometimes I feel like the one remaining person the pods didn’t get to.

    (That would be the 1970′s version of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers, not the drecky 2008 version. Just to clarify. The one with Leonard Nimoy.)

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  48. knittin-kitten
    July 1, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Doesn’t everything annoy the Twi-twits? Especially this thing called reality? From what I can tell it greatly interferes with their obsessing.

    Thumb up Thumb down +9

  49. MyEyesMyEyes
    July 2, 2010 at 4:49 am

    I didn’t know Jerry Orbach was in Twilight.

    Thumb up Thumb down +8

  50. LauraTheRed
    July 2, 2010 at 6:49 am

    I say someone needs to counteract this Twilight saturation craze with a line of Count Chocula merch.

    http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-3/count-chocula-box.jpeg

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  51. warner
    July 2, 2010 at 7:00 am

    #51 Personally I would rather hang out with Count Chocula than the ENTIRE CAST of Twilight. Atleast the Count can offer me chocolate cereal.

    Thumb up Thumb down +8

  52. LauraTheRed
    July 2, 2010 at 7:07 am

    Count Chocula + The Count from Sesame Street > 2x Twilight

    How’s that for Regretsy math? ;-)

    Thumb up Thumb down +10

  53. Magischer Esel
    July 2, 2010 at 7:21 am

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/48668195/black-and-white-delight

    Slow economy means its ok to paint and sell IKEA products?

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  54. LauraTheRed
    July 2, 2010 at 7:49 am

    And actually, Count Duckula pwns Twilight 10x over…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VthsQVsXwEg&feature=player_embedded

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  55. VagtasticSPRHRO
    July 2, 2010 at 8:14 am

    One regretsy item- ah ah ah. Two regretsy item- ah ah ah. Three wtf alchemy requests- ah ah ah.

    Thumb up Thumb down +8

  56. pavlovsdaughter
    July 2, 2010 at 8:31 am

    For a $175.00, that better be puff paint.

    Thumb up Thumb down +9

  57. Holytape
    July 2, 2010 at 9:14 am

    This is a rare jacket commemorating the short lived Twilight/Northern Exposure show called ‘Dim-light’ starring Darren E. Burrows

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  58. kirstenrana
    July 2, 2010 at 9:35 am

    I am seeing a more Victor/Victoria version of Twilight here, with Gina Gershon as Edward and Macauley Culkin as Bella. How else to explain her five o’clock shadow and Edward’s lack of adam’s apple?

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  59. Stretch65
    July 2, 2010 at 9:38 am

    #45… Suda if women have “the whole forbidden fruit thing ” they should fall in love with a gay man – not a sparkley vampire or a werewolf with 6 pack abs
    just saying- better odds of finding the former:
    forbidden fruit fruit

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  60. nickiefrye
    July 2, 2010 at 9:44 am

    Woof.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  61. Stretch65
    July 2, 2010 at 9:59 am

    & #56 in honour of the new Twitlight movie I give you my favorite video clip of The Count from Sesame Street. The Count – After Dark:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ&feature=youtube_gdata

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  62. knittin-kitten
    July 2, 2010 at 11:52 am

    #45 sudabak-some things are meant to be forbidden. This jacket for starters.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  63. KC6794
    July 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    alice ghostly!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  64. Cosmic Yuk
    July 2, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    So I’m guessing this most recent twilight episode is the one where they return from the dead as zombies?

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  65. PussDaddy
    July 7, 2010 at 12:18 am

    I didn’t think it possible for that guy to be any uglier but I was wrong.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  66. Erin
    August 2, 2010 at 10:03 am

    I promise to wretch at the site of this jacket every moment of forever.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  67. Gosh
    August 23, 2010 at 9:15 am

    $175 IS A GOOD PRICE!?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  68. Gosh
    August 23, 2010 at 9:17 am

    And the apple is in the picture of the front cover of the first book….

    Now I will slowly sneak back to my sparkly stalker, I mean vampire…

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

Leave a Reply