Is there going to be anything left that hasn’t been branded with Twilight shit?
‘I promise to love you every moment forever’ Bwahahahahahaha -what a load of vampire poop.
A jacket is one thing , but there must be a contingent with Twilight tatoos up the ying -yang–boy are the laser tatoo removers gonna’ be busy in a few years….
Ooooh! I like the part where Voldemort zaps Bella with a lightning bolt, oh, wait I mean Bellatrix LeStrange – she turns into a werewolf, oh no, that’s David Thewliss – well, remember when Leelee gave him a blow job, oh wait, that was a brown bunny…
Huh – my Twilight-dismissing self actually thinks that if one were a superfan, this might actually be pretty cool. Lots of work and detail. Too bad I snicker whenever I see all things Twiblight.
Is there a Snow White subtext going on in the Twilight books? If there isn’t, why is the apple there?
Hey, i just heard a lady drove off the road in Colorado because she said she saw a vampire. Darn vampires, sparkling and messing up traffic everywhere.
I’m 100% seeing Dark Crystal. I stared for a minute wondering why they looked wrong, and yet familiar, and then I read it, and I laughed. And I’m so confused, it’s really well painted, but it’s wrong. There has to be some kind of acid involved with the seller. Or Green merkin is sharing the glue.
If anyone I was dating said “I promise to love you every moment forever” I would probably assume they were a stalker and run for the hills, but then, I’m not a romantic like these twi-lits are.
As for Twilight, it’s actually quite watchable if you MST3K it. Well maybe not watchable but, well, at least it annoys the twilettes when you laugh and that makes it even funnier.
I got left out of the Twilight loop-phew. But it seems it ‘ll have an impact on my summer trip to Wash. State-the Twitards will swarm , fuck up the town of Forks , cause traffic jams & spill out all over the peninsula.
No one is safe from it……
44 pplrdum that would make it even more confusing if it was an egg.
Hamoza you are brave to be going into their territory. I reside quite close to Wash. and am always on high alert after my previous experience with them. Sometimes I feel like the one remaining person the pods didn’t get to.
(That would be the 1970′s version of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers, not the drecky 2008 version. Just to clarify. The one with Leonard Nimoy.)
I am seeing a more Victor/Victoria version of Twilight here, with Gina Gershon as Edward and Macauley Culkin as Bella. How else to explain her five o’clock shadow and Edward’s lack of adam’s apple?
#45… Suda if women have “the whole forbidden fruit thing ” they should fall in love with a gay man – not a sparkley vampire or a werewolf with 6 pack abs
just saying- better odds of finding the former:
forbidden fruit fruit
July 1, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Edward looks like a white Na’vi.
July 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I also blame the economy for my lack of talent.
July 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Yeah…if she can’t sell it as a Twilight jacket, some blue paint and bedazzler studs will make it an Avatar jacket in about 5 minutes!
July 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm
“…and Jerry Mathers as the Wolf”
July 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm
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July 1, 2010 at 4:41 pm
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July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm
That’s a wolf?
I thought it was Swiper from Dora the Explorer?!?!?
July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Is there going to be anything left that hasn’t been branded with Twilight shit?
‘I promise to love you every moment forever’ Bwahahahahahaha -what a load of vampire poop.
July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm
You guys are just haters. That looks exactly like a photo of the actors.
After they were hit by a car.
July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Cleansing with fire is too good for this abomination.
July 1, 2010 at 4:44 pm
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July 1, 2010 at 4:44 pm
A jacket is one thing , but there must be a contingent with Twilight tatoos up the ying -yang–boy are the laser tatoo removers gonna’ be busy in a few years….
July 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm
“Free shipping in the USA” they offer “FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA”
this is one jean jacket you’ll never see Bruce wearing…
July 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Honey, it’s not the economy that caused this not to be sold. I don’t even think Twi-tards will touch it.
July 1, 2010 at 4:49 pm
They misspelled “Twylite”.
July 1, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Pshh, this is SO fake! Edward’s hair has never been that neatly combed.
LAME!
July 1, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Her other items look well painted…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/25929116/art-and-soul?ref=v1_other_2
Maybe she should stick to painting things that have soles… I mean, souls.
July 1, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Oh, wow. How dumb am I??? I never even realized Bella was asian!
July 1, 2010 at 4:56 pm
#12 hamoza: “boy are the laser tatoo removers gonna’ be busy in a few years…”
Sadly I think you’re giving people too much credit. If you’re dumb enough to get that tattooed, chances are you’ll stay dumb.
July 1, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Ooooh! I like the part where Voldemort zaps Bella with a lightning bolt, oh, wait I mean Bellatrix LeStrange – she turns into a werewolf, oh no, that’s David Thewliss – well, remember when Leelee gave him a blow job, oh wait, that was a brown bunny…
July 1, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Suda-I must be getting soft -I don’t usually give people too much credit!
July 1, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I like how she worked Balto into the story. I’m a sucker for heroic dogs.
July 1, 2010 at 5:12 pm
You know what would make this jacket a total must buy?
Edward plastered in swarovski crystals so we really know it’s him and all his sparkly glory.
July 1, 2010 at 5:23 pm
stevie…that’s all i could see too- edward=avatar
July 1, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Please tell me that no one would actually buy this.
http://cgi.ebay.com/BREAKING-DAWN-STEPHENIE-MEYER-SIGNED-1ST-first-twilight-/120580548634?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_Fiction_Books&hash=item1c1329281a
July 1, 2010 at 5:33 pm
a painted denim jacket…. Bitchin!!!!!
oops… i thought this was 1986
July 1, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Is it me or do they kind of look like gelflings? Twilight, the Dark Crystal years.
July 1, 2010 at 6:01 pm
I didn’t know David Duchovny was in Twilight.
July 1, 2010 at 6:02 pm
#25 sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. (Patent Pending): I really wish I could tell you that and sincerely believe it. But the stupidity of our race doesn’t work in our favor.
July 1, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Is it just me or does Edward Cullen look like Joan Rivers?
July 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Green Fuff, be honest, have you been sniffing glue today?
July 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Correction: Green Fuzz
July 1, 2010 at 6:12 pm
@redredred, I just rode in the elevator with Joan Rivers at LAX last week. She’s slightly more human looking than Edward.
July 1, 2010 at 6:17 pm
@suda-EEEEEWWWWWWWW J.R. cooties!
@#32 warner-too funny asking someone if they’re sniffing glue & getting their name all wrong…….
July 1, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Yay Voldemort!
July 1, 2010 at 6:30 pm
WHAT? NO GLITTER?!?!
July 1, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Huh – my Twilight-dismissing self actually thinks that if one were a superfan, this might actually be pretty cool. Lots of work and detail. Too bad I snicker whenever I see all things Twiblight.
July 1, 2010 at 6:46 pm
#34 Hamoza hey I have been sniffing glue all day, I make no promises of decent grammar.
July 1, 2010 at 6:47 pm
If I am being totally honest I literally just spilled a butt load of wood glue on my dinner table. How is that for irony?
July 1, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Is there a Snow White subtext going on in the Twilight books? If there isn’t, why is the apple there?
Hey, i just heard a lady drove off the road in Colorado because she said she saw a vampire. Darn vampires, sparkling and messing up traffic everywhere.
July 1, 2010 at 8:05 pm
I’m 100% seeing Dark Crystal. I stared for a minute wondering why they looked wrong, and yet familiar, and then I read it, and I laughed. And I’m so confused, it’s really well painted, but it’s wrong. There has to be some kind of acid involved with the seller. Or Green merkin is sharing the glue.
July 1, 2010 at 8:49 pm
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July 1, 2010 at 9:17 pm
If anyone I was dating said “I promise to love you every moment forever” I would probably assume they were a stalker and run for the hills, but then, I’m not a romantic like these twi-lits are.
July 1, 2010 at 10:12 pm
#40, Knittin, isn’t that apple supposed to be an egg?
July 1, 2010 at 10:26 pm
#40 Knittin: It’s the whole forbidden fruit thing.
July 1, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Okay, the jacket is just horrible, but I have to admit these are kinda cool:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/25929211/custom-baby-or-childrens-shoes-be-the?ref=v1_other_1
As for Twilight, it’s actually quite watchable if you MST3K it. Well maybe not watchable but, well, at least it annoys the twilettes when you laugh and that makes it even funnier.
July 1, 2010 at 11:08 pm
I got left out of the Twilight loop-phew. But it seems it ‘ll have an impact on my summer trip to Wash. State-the Twitards will swarm , fuck up the town of Forks , cause traffic jams & spill out all over the peninsula.
No one is safe from it……
July 1, 2010 at 11:19 pm
44 pplrdum that would make it even more confusing if it was an egg.
Hamoza you are brave to be going into their territory. I reside quite close to Wash. and am always on high alert after my previous experience with them. Sometimes I feel like the one remaining person the pods didn’t get to.
(That would be the 1970′s version of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers, not the drecky 2008 version. Just to clarify. The one with Leonard Nimoy.)
July 1, 2010 at 11:21 pm
Doesn’t everything annoy the Twi-twits? Especially this thing called reality? From what I can tell it greatly interferes with their obsessing.
July 2, 2010 at 4:49 am
I didn’t know Jerry Orbach was in Twilight.
July 2, 2010 at 6:49 am
I say someone needs to counteract this Twilight saturation craze with a line of Count Chocula merch.
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-3/count-chocula-box.jpeg
July 2, 2010 at 7:00 am
#51 Personally I would rather hang out with Count Chocula than the ENTIRE CAST of Twilight. Atleast the Count can offer me chocolate cereal.
July 2, 2010 at 7:07 am
Count Chocula + The Count from Sesame Street > 2x Twilight
How’s that for Regretsy math?
July 2, 2010 at 7:21 am
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48668195/black-and-white-delight
Slow economy means its ok to paint and sell IKEA products?
July 2, 2010 at 7:49 am
And actually, Count Duckula pwns Twilight 10x over…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VthsQVsXwEg&feature=player_embedded
July 2, 2010 at 8:14 am
One regretsy item- ah ah ah. Two regretsy item- ah ah ah. Three wtf alchemy requests- ah ah ah.
July 2, 2010 at 8:31 am
For a $175.00, that better be puff paint.
July 2, 2010 at 9:14 am
This is a rare jacket commemorating the short lived Twilight/Northern Exposure show called ‘Dim-light’ starring Darren E. Burrows
July 2, 2010 at 9:35 am
I am seeing a more Victor/Victoria version of Twilight here, with Gina Gershon as Edward and Macauley Culkin as Bella. How else to explain her five o’clock shadow and Edward’s lack of adam’s apple?
July 2, 2010 at 9:38 am
#45… Suda if women have “the whole forbidden fruit thing ” they should fall in love with a gay man – not a sparkley vampire or a werewolf with 6 pack abs
just saying- better odds of finding the former:
forbidden fruit fruit
July 2, 2010 at 9:44 am
Woof.
July 2, 2010 at 9:59 am
& #56 in honour of the new Twitlight movie I give you my favorite video clip of The Count from Sesame Street. The Count – After Dark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ&feature=youtube_gdata
July 2, 2010 at 11:52 am
#45 sudabak-some things are meant to be forbidden. This jacket for starters.
July 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm
alice ghostly!
July 2, 2010 at 9:22 pm
So I’m guessing this most recent twilight episode is the one where they return from the dead as zombies?
July 7, 2010 at 12:18 am
I didn’t think it possible for that guy to be any uglier but I was wrong.
August 2, 2010 at 10:03 am
I promise to wretch at the site of this jacket every moment of forever.
August 23, 2010 at 9:15 am
$175 IS A GOOD PRICE!?
August 23, 2010 at 9:17 am
And the apple is in the picture of the front cover of the first book….
Now I will slowly sneak back to my sparkly stalker, I mean vampire…