Oh my God! This is so weird. I had a prom dress just like this!

Last week, I did an interview with the Portland Mercury to promote my book signing at Powell’s on Saturday.

They put it up online last night, and I am absolutely delighted. Not only do I sound almost sober, but they use the word “bullshit”, right there in the title. It doesn’t get any better than that.

Click here to read the interview

Come see me at Powell’s if you’re in the neighborhood. I’ve been told that it’s the world’s greatest book store, so you can actually buy a good book while you’re there. I’ll even sign it for you, I don’t care who wrote it. I’ll forge their signature and write something really inappropriate, and you can sell it on Ebay. Everybody wins!