Play nice, you guys. Don’t make me call the manger.

Well, don’t just sit there! You are mountain is waiting!

And I never want to live in a room with typos on purple walls.

Don’t just escape from some day life, escape from every day life. Every last one. And do it in your bathroom.

It’s a good thing John Denver is dead, because this would have killed him.

Wait, so you can sell your car on Etsy now?

This is great news! I’ve got a shitty car and a roll of tape, and I could really use $100,000.

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