If I wanted to look at some football player’s nutsack every morning, I’d sleep at Kim Kardashian’s house.

Captain Sparrow never actually stroked Minnie Driver’s hair with a mannequin hand after losing his lower jaw, but I made it happen in my artistic ability.

UPDATE:

ZAZZLE MERCHANDISE ADDED BY POPULAR REQUEST

Tote bag

T-shirt

Mug

Mousepad

I’m going to guess this is one of those schools where they don’t give out letter grades.