Dry Humor
I can’t believe you people. Have you ever tried to make Nivea Antiperspirant? It’s not easy, you know. You have to make Hydrogenated Castor Oil, 18-36 Acid Trygliceride and Stearyl Alcohol, and that takes a long time. But you just come here and laugh because you’re too stupid to make anything yourself. At least this guy is putting his work out there. What are you doing? I feel sorry for you.
June 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Say What?! How is that even…*head ‘splodey
June 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm
El ecasa butisha , ole!
June 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
somehow this feels worse than the China bridal factories
June 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Oh come on people! This is obviously hand-made. Look at the workmanship here. Jeez, don’t be so harsh on them.
Or the factory it was made in.
How the hell did this get past Etsy’s oh so stringent controls?
June 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I LOVE that animation.
These are made with minerals…that’s kinda like crystals, right? Maybe they ground up some amethysts or swarovskis for this deodorant.
Right.
June 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Already gone. Is this the same seller that was trying to make Vaseline sound so tantalizing?
June 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
and, it’s GONE!
damn, i didn’t even get to see the listing!
June 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Oh, and that “Haters gonna hate” GIF will never *not* be funny.
June 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I was about to flag it with “Do I really need to explain why this needs to be taken down?” but they already took it down.
June 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Went to check on the rest of the seller’s items. It’s been taken down already. Darn! I never get anything nice.
June 30, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Not to mention how difficult it is to create those plastic containers.
Now, if I can only figue out the last three ingredients in Coca-Cola.
June 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm
BAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA. It takes Killer to post something for Mr. White and other Etsy stars to find the bullshit. Broncster…could I please have a photo of you placed somewhere wearing that hate?
June 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
The deodorant is there because so much work on Etsy STINKS. (Not that of anyone who reads Regretsy. The other guys. Yeah. Them. Peeeuuuu!)
June 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I, of course meant hat.
June 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
The link worked for a little while, but there were no items listed in the shop.
Profile:
A BIT OF HISTORY
My name is Sergio and this project was born in 2008, with the idea of offering the world a little of what ARGENTINA means for us, a country with history, passion and emotion.
It was an idea created by my wife and me, thinking in offering a little of the best of our country, providing the best service and best price.
Today it has got a name, and it is our pride, we want to present…
June 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
MISSION
Our goal is to provide a service with the highest level at Ebay.
We will do our best job to ensure that the customer is really happy and pleased with the purchase of products CONCEPTO TANGO.
VALUES OF THE FAMILY BUSINESS
My wife prepares the shipments, handling stock, costs, and my job consists in doing that all of the publications and articles are released in a timely way.This is CONCEPTO TANGO by itself. We are truly committed to providing the best products at the right…
June 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Shit.
http://www.etsy.com/people/conceptotango
June 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
SHIT……….it was the good stuff. Made in Argentina.
June 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I think somebody already has. I vaguely remember a book in the late 80′s where the author gave the recipes for just about every popular processed food treat that existed. I remember it caused some controversy.
June 30, 2010 at 1:55 pm
*head*
*desk*
*repeat*
Oh.
My.
God.
I wouldn’t even sell this at a yard sale!
June 30, 2010 at 1:55 pm
…’Cause when I think of Argentina, I think of deodorant. *Eyeroll
June 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm
#17 aroseisarose : WE BOTH SHIT AT 1:54. Can you feel the togetherness?
June 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Would a meth lab be considered handmade?
June 30, 2010 at 1:57 pm
June 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm
SUDA-I think you would have to file that under supplies.
June 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I made this happen in my artistic abilty.
June 30, 2010 at 2:00 pm
#24 Helen Killer : Lovin it Killer.
June 30, 2010 at 2:03 pm
damn.
i’ve waited my whole life for history feeling passion…
guess i’ll just have to get myself to a nunnery.
June 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm
“MISSION – Our goal is to provide a service with the highest level at Ebay.”
So they just took a wrong turn. Someone go out there and flag them down before they start selling calling cards.
June 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
In all fairness, its really easy to confuse Etsy with Ebay…two whole letters of difference here.
June 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Haters gonna hate doughboy is too too friggin’ awesomeschmaltzy.
June 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
In their sold items – they have those gourd yerba mate cup thingies at all our local rinky dink health food stores. I guess this Etsy husband/wife team have hit the big time to make it all the way to the Midwest. Maybe Etsy should write a “quit your day job” article about them.
Oh hell, I’m feeling generous – maybe it’s a language barrier and they don’t understand the Etsy *ahem* “hand made” rules?
June 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm
That listing stunk.
June 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
I’ve only succeeded in making a deodorant in my kitchen that smells like a cross between Old Spice and Wet Dog.
June 30, 2010 at 2:17 pm
ISUS: Did you call it “Old Sog”?
June 30, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Well, you do have to use your hand to apply it to your arm pits. That counts right?
June 30, 2010 at 2:33 pm
#24 – Damnit. I wanted to compare things to Hitler every second of the day!! That’s the jew guilt way!
Ben and Jerry’s? Like Hitler.
Rubber duckies? Definitely like Hitler, too.
Stinky pits and resellers? Not Hitler. More Himmler.
June 30, 2010 at 2:40 pm
PS – totally off topic, but I just paid for my squid from tinyairplanes. I know you’re all super jealous and want to Hitler yourselves now.
June 30, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Argentina, go ahead and cry for me.
June 30, 2010 at 2:46 pm
This really makes me feel bad for the genuine Etsy sellers who take their time, energy, and hard work to actually create something. And then there’s a listing like this. It really puts my panties in a twist.
I really think the groups of Etsy sellers who complain about us should spend more time worrying about what goes on at the site they sell their products. We’re not the ones making them look bad.
June 30, 2010 at 2:53 pm
The passion and the emotion that this Nivea could bring to my armpits excites me X 5.
June 30, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Dammit! I was hoping this posting was listed under supplies. I have this brilliant idea to make Twilight dioramas out of vintage Argentinean deodorant bottles, and here was a whole set. I could have done Team Edward AND Team Jacob at one go.
June 30, 2010 at 3:00 pm
See, this is why I respect and patronize these true Etsy Artisans. Sure, it isn’t like we couldn’t all make our own Nivea Dry Impact, but some things I’d rather pay the professional craftsman to do.
June 30, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Am I the only one that saw the picture at first and thought they were selling 5 buttplugs?
June 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm
huck the faters
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/nivea.jpg
June 30, 2010 at 3:24 pm
#44 badcrafter : Yes. I think you are alone with that.
June 30, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Righteeee-o Skully & let the hucksters fade.
June 30, 2010 at 3:43 pm
@22 RCB: We so did! Oh, shit!
*Grabs RCB’s hand
*Starts singing “Can You Feel The Love Tonight”
June 30, 2010 at 3:46 pm
(RCB, you washed your hands afterwards, right? RIGHT? Oh, shit!)
June 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm
I havea huge desire to see the haters don’t hate dude & the camel toe moving skater glide past each other but I’m a lazy ass & haven’t been able to ‘shop worth a shit.
Any non hating takers?
June 30, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I didn’t even know NIVEA made deodorant. I use their shower gel.
June 30, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I don’t even know what to say. It’s all so obvious. Where do they sell the recipie for homemade deoderant? I could be making a killing. I thought deoderant came from china, guess I was off on that one. It comes from mom&pop basements. BUY STINK FREE! Viva la argentina!
June 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm
They take such amazing photos, too. I wish I could get mine to look that professional!
June 30, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Is it just me or does anyone else think we need a ‘haters gonna hate’ bit of zazzlefuckery?
June 30, 2010 at 6:39 pm
The Etsy sellers shouldn’t think of it as mockery. It’s more like creative criticism!
June 30, 2010 at 7:12 pm
hamoza, ask and ye shall receive:
Skully, you are – as always – the awesomest.
Holy shit! I just saw that it says “Haters gonna skate”. Wow. – HK
June 30, 2010 at 7:13 pm
@#12 RCB, Rob White’s too busy hunting for sock puppets on the Team Bacon threads to notice this kind of bullshit. Let’s all give him the Argentinian dry finger salute (#45).
June 30, 2010 at 7:38 pm
HAHAHAHA FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++++++++
Love ya’ VEDD !HATERS GONNA SKATE Bwahahahahahahahaha!
I think I’m going to shit a paver….
June 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm
I stand corrected-’skaters gonna skate’
OMG, the best!
June 30, 2010 at 7:56 pm
I shall and I did Skully.
June 30, 2010 at 8:19 pm
“History-Feeling-Passion” Seperate concepts, or one single thought? Can history feel passion for deoderant? What about FIVE deoderants? What if they’ve been copyrited* by a company that has no valid claim to do so? Feeling historical passion now? No? Well you’re clearly a coldhearted bastard. These represent the passion of history in & for Argentina. clearly, you are simply being shallow and cannot feel the intensity of my artistic ability.
June 30, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Come on, maybe the deodorants were premade, but by golly, the guy ‘crafted’ them into a group! That takes talent.
June 30, 2010 at 9:17 pm
http://howaboutorange.blogspot.com/2010/04/how-to-make-your-own-deodorant.html
June 30, 2010 at 9:26 pm
WHIMSICALITY ACHIEVED.
You can’t get this kind of fuckery in Buenos Aires.
June 30, 2010 at 10:24 pm
VEDD, that’s fucking amazing, congrats on COTD.
July 1, 2010 at 1:30 am
Just as I got to # 56 Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment came up on my random playlist.
LULZ.
Also is it just me or does Dry Impact sound really painful??
July 1, 2010 at 4:32 am
Originally being from Argentina, this kind of thing remind me why I moved to the US.
July 1, 2010 at 10:00 am
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/nivea1.jpg
July 1, 2010 at 6:55 pm
LOL Skully, those pits were just crying out for a 5-pack of Nivea!