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Wear Your Cup

If I wanted to look at some football player’s nutsack every morning, I’d sleep at Kim Kardashian’s house.

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60 comments on Wear Your Cup

  1. captaincavegirl
    June 29, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    At least there aren’t any giblets poking out the leg hole. Actually, that might make me more likely to buy it…

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  2. MyEyesMyEyes
    June 29, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Is it just me or is the player kicking himself in the nuts?

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  3. mickey
    June 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Y’know, that might me a cool idea, if it was, uh, angled a little differently. And not 35 bucks.

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  4. frilled
    June 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    You’d have to be nuts not to want this mug.

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  5. pplrdum
    June 29, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    “Under the handle will have one small hole”

    which makes it PERFECT for holding beverages!

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  6. zepp0marks
    June 29, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Is that his Vuvuzela or is he just glad to see me?

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  7. knittin-kitten
    June 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    If this is skilled I’d hate to see what the unskilled craftsman could do in the arena of free hand painting.

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  8. bootsychoo
    June 29, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    I don’t really want that guy’s junk near my face when all I’m trying to do is enjoy a freakin’ cup of coffee.

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  9. Bunnyallarosa
    June 29, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    I love my morning crotch shot.

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  10. IscreamUscream
    June 29, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    The Regretsy Joke Kit.
    Craft your own joke from the following ingredients:
    • Cup
    • Crotch shot
    • Bangkok

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  11. joshpincusiscrying
    June 29, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    ****”You’re the cream in my coffee.”****

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  12. hamoza
    June 29, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    How do you say overpriced crappola in Thai?
    I think ‘skilled craftsman’ in this case denotes factory made vessel, & painted in long line of young girls with brushes, each applying a stroke as it goes by.

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  13. geektastic
    June 29, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    “Under the handle will have one small hole.” As in ass?

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  14. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    June 29, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    Those crazy soccer fans – they start a riot and before you know it, there are disembodied legs flying everywhere.

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  15. hamoza
    June 29, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    Love the Kardashian reference! Bwahahahahahah!

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  16. pplrdum
    June 29, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    boy, we just bypassed the yellow card and went straight for the red card here, huh?

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  17. hamoza
    June 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    The guys mug on the mug is truly hideous, nothing I’d ever want to get my lips near.

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  18. takilasunrise
    June 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    This shop has been called out a couple of times as resellers……..

    http://etsycallout.wordpress.com/?s=bluewitch

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  19. TheCrabbyRabbit
    June 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  20. knittin-kitten
    June 29, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    Somewhere a soccer hooligan is sobbing quietly into his lager after seeing this.

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  21. Jraab
    June 29, 2010 at 2:06 pm

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  22. curlytopnola
    June 29, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    “Each hand sculpts and paints with free hand style by 3 different Artists
    So Mug you receive will look very much like one pictured buy may not be the same one.”

    so is this a soccer-crotch consortium or does this sound like something a little “mass produced”

    just sayin’

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  23. Jraab
    June 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    DOH! *Bangkok (but not on my computer!)

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  24. willandwont
    June 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    I must be getting tired. It took me a couple of minutes of looking at the picture before I realized that the legs with the red shorts were not an extra pair of legs sticking out at strange angles from the guy in blue and yellow’s body, but rather SOMEONE ELSE’S legs, or maybe disembodied legs as they never show the other side of the cup.

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  25. IscreamUscream
    June 29, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    ♪♫ The best part of waking up is a penalty kick in your cup ♪♫

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  26. Social Outcast
    June 29, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    omfg, I think I have one of their mugs. Not a worryingly graphic footBALL mug, but something a lot like this one.
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/48116427/giraffe-safari-ceramic-handmade-mug

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  27. amazon
    June 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm
  28. Somewhereovertherainbow
    June 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    I don’t think I’d want to drink my tea holding a leg, but the design is kind of interesting.

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  29. pplrdum
    June 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    I don’t like to actually get teabagged while drinking my tea…

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  30. Pieceful Design
    June 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    This crap has left me just about speechless…but with one question: If it is mass produced, where are the masses that would appreciate this? Is there really more than one sick fuck that would like this?

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  31. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    June 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    This give “loving cup” a whole new and disturbing meaning.

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  32. hamoza
    June 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    It’s overdue time for a ‘handmade in a factory’ category for Etsy.

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    • SocialSuicide
      June 27, 2011 at 12:35 am

      That sounds fair enough… I say, if a hand touched it anywhere in the production process, it should be called handmade! Right?

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  33. leftfoot
    June 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    2 nuts, 1 mug.

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  34. leftfoot
    June 29, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    #10 IscreamUscream: I hope you copyrited that kit.

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  35. IscreamUscream
    June 29, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    @amazon, it looks like Blue Witch subcontracts their “handmade” cups to Bangkok. :roll:

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  36. redredred
    June 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Things that disturb me about this mug other than the nut sack being in one’s face with every sip you take:

    1. The positioning of the legs make me think of a freak car accident.
    2. The fact that the other soccer player’s expression makes him appear to almost enjoy the idea of being kicked in the nuts.
    3. Since many of the seller’s items seem to be mass produced, this may not be, as it’s abbreviated in Etsyland “OOAK”.

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  37. Recovering Crack Baby
    June 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    I’d be OK drinking from it. You would have to have the mouth of a Horse to reach those sweaty balls with your lips.

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  38. hamoza
    June 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    ‘Hand sculpted dog head handle’

    Okay , she-they- have dog cups in the store,but this time it is the description underneath the mass produced soccer mug & an octopus mug.I guess that’s what happens when you’re too busy running your fucking factory and don’t really give a shit about your unique handmade crap, since it really is all the same shit anyway.

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  39. warner
    June 29, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    I’m no doctor but wouldn’t this move rip you a new bungholio?

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  40. hamoza
    June 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    I’m estimating approximately a 700 % markup on this junk.

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  41. pplrdum
    June 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    I’m not an expert on animals, but this isn’t a hen…

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/49473802/hen-ceramic-mug-cup-handmade-hand-paint

    and here I echo hamoza’s sentiment.

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  42. P-Kitty
    June 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    I can’t think of any snide comments. I am laughing too hard. That cup is funny. :)

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  43. knittin-kitten
    June 29, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Marketing factory made goods as handmade on Etsy? I’m shocked! Somebody’s a bad witch!

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  44. knittin-kitten
    June 29, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    #41 pplrdum – you’re right! I re-echo hamoza’s sentiment.

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  45. Recovering Crack Baby
    June 29, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  46. MyEyesMyEyes
    June 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    I was concerned about the dude’s face and legs being different colors, until I realized it was a second set of legs.

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  47. knittin-kitten
    June 29, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    What happens if we fire it at 1300 degrees? Will it disintegrate?

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  48. razberries
    June 29, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    looks like he has a black eye, unless he’s going for that joker look

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  49. batontwirler1
    June 29, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    #37 – or the mouth of Jack Sparrow.

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  50. Ima Goofball
    June 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    So I pay $35 for the mug but the “hand painted” is free?

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  51. HelenaHandbasket
    June 29, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Unlike so many, at least we can give them points for being anatomically accurate.

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  52. VagtasticSPRHRO
    June 29, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    The guys franknbeans must be hanging out of the top of his shortshorts out of our view, but in plain sight of the other person on the cup. Of course, I’m not sure if his look says ‘horror’ or ‘confusion’.

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  53. boomerang
    June 29, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    My favourite part about this cup is that there is no way for you to hold it without grabbing his crotch. Love it.

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  54. TooManyCookbooks
    June 30, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    The last time my leg was at an angle like that, I’d dislocated my knee.

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  55. Dynomoose
    June 30, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Too expensive and I have too many mugs, but this person has some pretty cool coffee mugs in their store.
    As for the Blue Witch website, that is the same name they’re selling under on Etsy. Is it possible that this person has their own website?

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  56. Social Outcast
    July 1, 2010 at 10:21 am

    #41 pplrdum :
    I’m not an expert on animals, but this isn’t a hen…

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/49473802/hen-ceramic-mug-cup-handmade-hand-paint

    —-

    Indeed. It is a cock.

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  57. Skully
    July 1, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    The best part of waking up
    Is Folger’s in his cup

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  58. Dynomoose
    July 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    I love you Skully.

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  59. repoed2
    November 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    This would be THAT mug-the one that is in your cupboard but you wouldn’t think twice about using? And if you did someday end up using it, it wouldn’t be for drinking out of

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