How do you say overpriced crappola in Thai?
I think ‘skilled craftsman’ in this case denotes factory made vessel, & painted in long line of young girls with brushes, each applying a stroke as it goes by.
“Each hand sculpts and paints with free hand style by 3 different Artists
So Mug you receive will look very much like one pictured buy may not be the same one.”
so is this a soccer-crotch consortium or does this sound like something a little “mass produced”
I must be getting tired. It took me a couple of minutes of looking at the picture before I realized that the legs with the red shorts were not an extra pair of legs sticking out at strange angles from the guy in blue and yellow’s body, but rather SOMEONE ELSE’S legs, or maybe disembodied legs as they never show the other side of the cup.
This crap has left me just about speechless…but with one question: If it is mass produced, where are the masses that would appreciate this? Is there really more than one sick fuck that would like this?
Things that disturb me about this mug other than the nut sack being in one’s face with every sip you take:
1. The positioning of the legs make me think of a freak car accident.
2. The fact that the other soccer player’s expression makes him appear to almost enjoy the idea of being kicked in the nuts.
3. Since many of the seller’s items seem to be mass produced, this may not be, as it’s abbreviated in Etsyland “OOAK”.
Okay , she-they- have dog cups in the store,but this time it is the description underneath the mass produced soccer mug & an octopus mug.I guess that’s what happens when you’re too busy running your fucking factory and don’t really give a shit about your unique handmade crap, since it really is all the same shit anyway.
If you buy this cup be sure to visit the fake bottle baby lady and get yah a cock and ball clip for the handle. It is nice and red…looks freshly kicked. Don’t forget to slip a dick stick inside of the cozy.
COULD WE SEE THAT AS A VISUAL WITH SOMEONE’S PHOTOSHOP SKILLS????
The guys franknbeans must be hanging out of the top of his shortshorts out of our view, but in plain sight of the other person on the cup. Of course, I’m not sure if his look says ‘horror’ or ‘confusion’.
Too expensive and I have too many mugs, but this person has some pretty cool coffee mugs in their store.
As for the Blue Witch website, that is the same name they’re selling under on Etsy. Is it possible that this person has their own website?
This would be THAT mug-the one that is in your cupboard but you wouldn’t think twice about using? And if you did someday end up using it, it wouldn’t be for drinking out of
June 29, 2010 at 1:41 pm
At least there aren’t any giblets poking out the leg hole. Actually, that might make me more likely to buy it…
June 29, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Is it just me or is the player kicking himself in the nuts?
June 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Y’know, that might me a cool idea, if it was, uh, angled a little differently. And not 35 bucks.
June 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm
You’d have to be nuts not to want this mug.
June 29, 2010 at 1:43 pm
“Under the handle will have one small hole”
which makes it PERFECT for holding beverages!
June 29, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Is that his Vuvuzela or is he just glad to see me?
June 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm
If this is skilled I’d hate to see what the unskilled craftsman could do in the arena of free hand painting.
June 29, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I don’t really want that guy’s junk near my face when all I’m trying to do is enjoy a freakin’ cup of coffee.
June 29, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I love my morning crotch shot.
June 29, 2010 at 1:49 pm
The Regretsy Joke Kit.
Craft your own joke from the following ingredients:
• Cup
• Crotch shot
• Bangkok
June 29, 2010 at 1:50 pm
****”You’re the cream in my coffee.”****
June 29, 2010 at 1:51 pm
How do you say overpriced crappola in Thai?
I think ‘skilled craftsman’ in this case denotes factory made vessel, & painted in long line of young girls with brushes, each applying a stroke as it goes by.
June 29, 2010 at 1:51 pm
“Under the handle will have one small hole.” As in ass?
June 29, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Those crazy soccer fans – they start a riot and before you know it, there are disembodied legs flying everywhere.
June 29, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Love the Kardashian reference! Bwahahahahahah!
June 29, 2010 at 1:54 pm
boy, we just bypassed the yellow card and went straight for the red card here, huh?
June 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm
The guys mug on the mug is truly hideous, nothing I’d ever want to get my lips near.
June 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm
This shop has been called out a couple of times as resellers……..
http://etsycallout.wordpress.com/?s=bluewitch
June 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm
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June 29, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Somewhere a soccer hooligan is sobbing quietly into his lager after seeing this.
June 29, 2010 at 2:06 pm
It appears they have spell check in Bankok:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47956957/dachshund-dog-ceramic-craft-hand-paint
June 29, 2010 at 2:08 pm
“Each hand sculpts and paints with free hand style by 3 different Artists
So Mug you receive will look very much like one pictured buy may not be the same one.”
so is this a soccer-crotch consortium or does this sound like something a little “mass produced”
just sayin’
June 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm
DOH! *Bangkok (but not on my computer!)
June 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm
I must be getting tired. It took me a couple of minutes of looking at the picture before I realized that the legs with the red shorts were not an extra pair of legs sticking out at strange angles from the guy in blue and yellow’s body, but rather SOMEONE ELSE’S legs, or maybe disembodied legs as they never show the other side of the cup.
June 29, 2010 at 2:11 pm
♪♫ The best part of waking up is a penalty kick in your cup ♪♫
June 29, 2010 at 2:18 pm
omfg, I think I have one of their mugs. Not a worryingly graphic footBALL mug, but something a lot like this one.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48116427/giraffe-safari-ceramic-handmade-mug
June 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Hand made?
http://www.blue-witch.com/
June 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I don’t think I’d want to drink my tea holding a leg, but the design is kind of interesting.
June 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I don’t like to actually get teabagged while drinking my tea…
June 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm
This crap has left me just about speechless…but with one question: If it is mass produced, where are the masses that would appreciate this? Is there really more than one sick fuck that would like this?
June 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm
This give “loving cup” a whole new and disturbing meaning.
June 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm
It’s overdue time for a ‘handmade in a factory’ category for Etsy.
June 27, 2011 at 12:35 am
That sounds fair enough… I say, if a hand touched it anywhere in the production process, it should be called handmade! Right?
June 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm
2 nuts, 1 mug.
June 29, 2010 at 2:37 pm
#10 IscreamUscream: I hope you copyrited that kit.
June 29, 2010 at 2:38 pm
@amazon, it looks like Blue Witch subcontracts their “handmade” cups to Bangkok.
June 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Things that disturb me about this mug other than the nut sack being in one’s face with every sip you take:
1. The positioning of the legs make me think of a freak car accident.
2. The fact that the other soccer player’s expression makes him appear to almost enjoy the idea of being kicked in the nuts.
3. Since many of the seller’s items seem to be mass produced, this may not be, as it’s abbreviated in Etsyland “OOAK”.
June 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I’d be OK drinking from it. You would have to have the mouth of a Horse to reach those sweaty balls with your lips.
June 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm
‘Hand sculpted dog head handle’
Okay , she-they- have dog cups in the store,but this time it is the description underneath the mass produced soccer mug & an octopus mug.I guess that’s what happens when you’re too busy running your fucking factory and don’t really give a shit about your unique handmade crap, since it really is all the same shit anyway.
June 29, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I’m no doctor but wouldn’t this move rip you a new bungholio?
June 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm
I’m estimating approximately a 700 % markup on this junk.
June 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I’m not an expert on animals, but this isn’t a hen…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/49473802/hen-ceramic-mug-cup-handmade-hand-paint
and here I echo hamoza’s sentiment.
June 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I can’t think of any snide comments. I am laughing too hard. That cup is funny.
June 29, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Marketing factory made goods as handmade on Etsy? I’m shocked! Somebody’s a bad witch!
June 29, 2010 at 3:36 pm
#41 pplrdum – you’re right! I re-echo hamoza’s sentiment.
June 29, 2010 at 3:55 pm
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June 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I was concerned about the dude’s face and legs being different colors, until I realized it was a second set of legs.
June 29, 2010 at 4:38 pm
What happens if we fire it at 1300 degrees? Will it disintegrate?
June 29, 2010 at 4:40 pm
looks like he has a black eye, unless he’s going for that joker look
June 29, 2010 at 5:44 pm
#37 – or the mouth of Jack Sparrow.
June 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm
So I pay $35 for the mug but the “hand painted” is free?
June 29, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Unlike so many, at least we can give them points for being anatomically accurate.
June 29, 2010 at 8:41 pm
The guys franknbeans must be hanging out of the top of his shortshorts out of our view, but in plain sight of the other person on the cup. Of course, I’m not sure if his look says ‘horror’ or ‘confusion’.
June 29, 2010 at 10:02 pm
My favourite part about this cup is that there is no way for you to hold it without grabbing his crotch. Love it.
June 30, 2010 at 8:07 pm
The last time my leg was at an angle like that, I’d dislocated my knee.
June 30, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Too expensive and I have too many mugs, but this person has some pretty cool coffee mugs in their store.
As for the Blue Witch website, that is the same name they’re selling under on Etsy. Is it possible that this person has their own website?
July 1, 2010 at 10:21 am
#41 pplrdum :
I’m not an expert on animals, but this isn’t a hen…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/49473802/hen-ceramic-mug-cup-handmade-hand-paint
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Indeed. It is a cock.
July 1, 2010 at 1:07 pm
The best part of waking up
Is Folger’s in his cup
July 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm
I love you Skully.
November 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm
This would be THAT mug-the one that is in your cupboard but you wouldn’t think twice about using? And if you did someday end up using it, it wouldn’t be for drinking out of