How hard would it have been to Google the breed? I mean, I can’t spell douch.. dack.. dach.. dachshund, but then again, I live on spell check and admit it.
#6 LeeLooDallas Well one has a vagina and one has a penis and you put the two together. Then begin a rocking motion that gradually gets faster and may contain screams and shouting to God or an accidental ex. Does this help sweety?
What, LeeLoo, you’ve never taken a safari for the sole purpose of studying the intricate zebra-giraffe mating ritual? Who can resist a giraffe, really. I hear they’re the hands-down best at deep throating.
Doxin’s with Mohawks: Side effects may be loss of vision, being laughed at, pointed at, or be photographed in public by complete strangers, uncontrollable embarassment, a sudden urge to get a mohawk yourself.
Actually, a quick google unearthed the factoid that “Doxin” is a brand name of doxycycline – which is an antibiotic given to prostitutes to keep them from spreading venereal diseases.
#2 Je, Dachshund is a German word. English first language or not, Dachshund is spelled that way regardless of your base language. If this bozo is now doing dog breeds as his/her new love, maybe it’s time to buy a book listing dog breeds.
You know, the seller may have googled Doxin. I just did and I did get some things on the dachshund. But right underneath that it was spelled properly. Maybe the seller just didn’t do a very good search.
Wait just a second. Is this the one that was done for someone else? Why didn’t they want it? Or are you going to make one like it for me and I won’t know until you’re done how it looks!
I had a friend who grew up in a very rural part of Kentucky who would go on and on about how everyone in her town called those tinned Viennese sausages ViEENees. I didn’t believe her. Until now.
(Of course it took a couple of weeks before I even knew what she was talking about. I grew up in New England and I didn’t know anyone actually ate those things.)
#25 Buzzkill To Teenagers: Your results were more interesting than mine. My google search unearthed that doxycycline is used for treating acne, malaria, anthrax, and infections. It’s apparently a handy variety pack in a pill.
Knowing my luck I’m probably allergic to it (I’m allergic to most antibiotics. In a potentially fatal kind of way.). So now I know not that a career in prostitution may not be the best thing for me.
*So now I know. I think I made another stupid error in another comment of mine, too. Please forgive me. I’m working on 2 hours sleep. And it wasn’t because I had any kind of fun the night before.
AAARGH. I can’t get past the joke’s requiring blurring the difference between doxin and dioxin. I guess I reached my chemistry AR level. I keep trying to twist my brain to fit the humor.
Don’t work that hard. It’s not that good of a joke. HK
Even if everything were spelled correctly, it still looks terrible. I can’t get over the way its little feet look like tentacles. They’re creeping me out.
#32 redred: I decided doxycycline was the antibiotic of choice for prostitutes when it was prescribed for me the first time I got anthrax. I just think it’s one of the funnier drug names – right up there with Anusol.
All I could think about was “deoxyribonucleic acid”, which of course is DNA. But my mind didn’t stop there.. It traveled down the insanity highway to “lysergic acid diethylamide” which is LSD ad what I think this seller is permanently on.
My cat once threw up something that looked strangely like this doxin. What whimsy abounds on Etsy!
(If you have a computer, and use it to post items for sale on Etsy, shouldn’t you be able to use that computer to look up how to spell dauchshund correctly?)
Having a hard time getting riled about this one. Her spelling’s unfortunate, but her stuff is cute and well done. I hope today’s traffic helps generate business.
It’s only listed for spelling, not workmanship. You don’t have to get riled. – HK
Does that mean that my dog, Luna, who is about to have puppies at any moment is a Chuhwahwah? Cha-wa-wah?
Oooh, I’m gonna have me a whole litter of little bitty Chee-wah-waz. I can hardly wait!
Gypsy, my Jermen scheppard is really protective of her right now. She sleeps in the doorway of the kitchen (where we keep the Chee-wuh-wuz after they’re born).
I also looked at her items for sale. That tangled mess of zebra and giraffe is certainly, well, cute. Excuse me, I have to go give my Menks ket some treats.
DOXIN is code for what the voices in her head are saying “DO OXI-CONTIN! ”
Seller states its made from “dyed icelandic wool” which is code for “MADE FROM DONALD TRUMPS HAIR”
I really never did get anthrax… I had the ‘scrip for something in between anthrax and acne… it was a long time ago. However I don’t know that it’s safe to be with me here or anywhere at any time. I’m just here to be as funny as I can possibly be. (about a 3 or so on a scale from 1-10) There is fierce competition on this comment board.
I hear she can also “recreate” Baskethounds, Petbulls, Austrian Kettle Dogs, Chinese Sharpies, Jack Daniel’s, Gravehounds, Lasso Opsos, Minichur Sneezers, Welsh Corduroys, Rhodesian Richbacks, Whymoroners, New Yorkshire Terrors, and Peking Geese. She’s been blest with ahsome tallent!
If you are going to put yourself out there as a seller, and be taken seriously you need to get spell check. If english is your first language, and your are competent enough to produce something that looks like what it really is intended to look like, take 3-25 minutes (depending on how bad you are) and look up any words you are unsure of.
In other news, we gave doxy-antibiotic to birds at the pet store I worked at when they had psitticosis.. which is a form of vd in people, can you guess which?
Do the Icelanders know she’s doing this to their wool? (Looked at her store again after having coffee. I’ve never been so happy I don’t celebrate Christmas in my life.)
#70 Buzzkill To Teenagers- Good googly-moogly, you’re RIGHT!
We name the pups till someone buys them and names them and the kids shot down my idea of naming them after websites I visit- Regretsy being the first I suggested.
Psychotically cute puppy pictures will be on my Facebook when they’re born (and updated several times as they grow).
June 28, 2010 at 9:33 am
so instead of WMD’s, should UN inspectors have been looking for little weiner dogs?
June 28, 2010 at 9:37 am
What the hell is wrong with people?
I assumed that this seller was not from this country, but, it seems that English is their first language.
June 28, 2010 at 9:38 am
Jumpin’ Jack Flash!
June 28, 2010 at 9:39 am
How hard would it have been to Google the breed? I mean, I can’t spell douch.. dack.. dach.. dachshund, but then again, I live on spell check and admit it.
May 4, 2011 at 7:50 am
I totally googled the word Doxin and it came up with the wikipedia listing for Dachshund. O_OXD
June 28, 2010 at 9:47 am
Maybe she didn’t know how to spell “wiener dog”.
(Neither did I; but my spell-check did…)
June 28, 2010 at 9:48 am
Could someone explain this to me?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/39551942/wool-zoosome-twosome-figurine-or?ref=v1_other_1
June 28, 2010 at 9:49 am
Oddly enough, she spelled Whimsical correctly.
June 28, 2010 at 9:51 am
Have you no friends that can tell you this is wrong? Or spell-check that can tell you this is wrong? Or friends with spell-check?
June 28, 2010 at 9:52 am
The common nickname for a dachshund is “doxie”, which is also an antiquated term for a slut. (/pedantery)
June 28, 2010 at 9:53 am
#6 LeeLooDallas Well one has a vagina and one has a penis and you put the two together. Then begin a rocking motion that gradually gets faster and may contain screams and shouting to God or an accidental ex. Does this help sweety?
June 28, 2010 at 9:53 am
What, LeeLoo, you’ve never taken a safari for the sole purpose of studying the intricate zebra-giraffe mating ritual? Who can resist a giraffe, really. I hear they’re the hands-down best at deep throating.
June 28, 2010 at 9:53 am
it says right in the description, LeeLoo, “Figures are mounted”… what don’t you get?
June 28, 2010 at 9:54 am
Being a crazy cat lady in the making, I’m not very familiar with most dog breeds. However, I don’t even think it’s even pronounced Doxin. Just saying.
June 28, 2010 at 9:54 am
The nerve of some people…
June 28, 2010 at 9:54 am
Gary Larson: been there, done that.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/waning_estrogen/LarsonWienerDog.jpg
June 28, 2010 at 9:55 am
She’s on the right track, though… if you ever experienced what comes out of the back end of those little mutants.
June 28, 2010 at 9:55 am
You guys are right.
Where else would girebras come from?
June 28, 2010 at 9:55 am
Can we talk for a moment about the fact that someone commisioned this woman to make a mohawk for thier dog?
That is the most heinous form of animal abuse.
June 28, 2010 at 9:58 am
This just one of a series of collectable dogs… Arsenic Ausky, Plutonium pitbul, Botulism Bolognese…
The whole venture wasn’t too commercially successful, after all there motto was..
“Collect one, and you’ll never collect another”
June 28, 2010 at 9:59 am
Is that a Doxin in your pocket or are you just … *sigh* nevermind…
June 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
#11 Srsly : damn you…now all I can think of is a Giraffe sucking cock. Then I wonder what if the Zebra had to suck the Giraffe’s cock.
June 28, 2010 at 10:06 am
How much is that unstable isomer in the window?
The one with the waggley substituent molecular group.
June 28, 2010 at 10:09 am
“Obviously, doxins come in a variety of colors and combinations, short fur and long fur, but I can recreate those also.”
I have laugh at that a bit. The seller sounds like they really think they’re an expert.
June 28, 2010 at 10:11 am
Doxin’s with Mohawks: Side effects may be loss of vision, being laughed at, pointed at, or be photographed in public by complete strangers, uncontrollable embarassment, a sudden urge to get a mohawk yourself.
June 28, 2010 at 10:11 am
I want two of those. That would be Dioxin, right?
Actually, a quick google unearthed the factoid that “Doxin” is a brand name of doxycycline – which is an antibiotic given to prostitutes to keep them from spreading venereal diseases.
The more you know…
June 28, 2010 at 10:18 am
#2 Je, Dachshund is a German word. English first language or not, Dachshund is spelled that way regardless of your base language. If this bozo is now doing dog breeds as his/her new love, maybe it’s time to buy a book listing dog breeds.
June 28, 2010 at 10:20 am
Maybe she should have just gone with weiner dog…you know so she didn’t look like an idiot.
June 28, 2010 at 10:20 am
You know, the seller may have googled Doxin. I just did and I did get some things on the dachshund. But right underneath that it was spelled properly. Maybe the seller just didn’t do a very good search.
June 28, 2010 at 10:20 am
“This little fellow was done for a woman…”
Wait just a second. Is this the one that was done for someone else? Why didn’t they want it? Or are you going to make one like it for me and I won’t know until you’re done how it looks!
June 28, 2010 at 10:21 am
I was about to excuse somebody in Iceland for conceiving such a stupid name. Then, I discovered this is from Pittsburgh.
June 28, 2010 at 10:22 am
I had a friend who grew up in a very rural part of Kentucky who would go on and on about how everyone in her town called those tinned Viennese sausages ViEENees. I didn’t believe her. Until now.
(Of course it took a couple of weeks before I even knew what she was talking about. I grew up in New England and I didn’t know anyone actually ate those things.)
June 28, 2010 at 10:24 am
#25 Buzzkill To Teenagers: Your results were more interesting than mine. My google search unearthed that doxycycline is used for treating acne, malaria, anthrax, and infections. It’s apparently a handy variety pack in a pill.
Knowing my luck I’m probably allergic to it (I’m allergic to most antibiotics. In a potentially fatal kind of way.). So now I know not that a career in prostitution may not be the best thing for me.
June 28, 2010 at 10:24 am
Perhaps this was the same person–two years ago?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080706180123AAVRoih
June 28, 2010 at 10:27 am
*So now I know. I think I made another stupid error in another comment of mine, too. Please forgive me. I’m working on 2 hours sleep. And it wasn’t because I had any kind of fun the night before.
June 28, 2010 at 10:28 am
I have a shipard, i always wanted a doxin, i prefer the chermin breeds, maybe even a pincher one day, i can only dream…
June 28, 2010 at 10:35 am
*cue Zazzle request for that Photoshopped version on a shirt*
June 28, 2010 at 10:41 am
AAARGH. I can’t get past the joke’s requiring blurring the difference between doxin and dioxin. I guess I reached my chemistry AR level. I keep trying to twist my brain to fit the humor.
Don’t work that hard. It’s not that good of a joke. HK
June 28, 2010 at 10:46 am
Even if everything were spelled correctly, it still looks terrible. I can’t get over the way its little feet look like tentacles. They’re creeping me out.
June 28, 2010 at 10:52 am
#38 Bommerang, yeah, I don’t like the way he’s looking at me with his beady little eyes…
June 28, 2010 at 10:54 am
#32 redred: I decided doxycycline was the antibiotic of choice for prostitutes when it was prescribed for me the first time I got anthrax. I just think it’s one of the funnier drug names – right up there with Anusol.
June 28, 2010 at 10:55 am
It looks like a poodle with it’s legs cut off. Hideous.
June 28, 2010 at 11:00 am
All I could think about was “deoxyribonucleic acid”, which of course is DNA. But my mind didn’t stop there.. It traveled down the insanity highway to “lysergic acid diethylamide” which is LSD ad what I think this seller is permanently on.
(say all of that 10x fast.)
June 28, 2010 at 11:02 am
#40 Buzzkill, don’t you find Aciphex to be fairly ridiculous as well? I mean, did no one say the name OUT LOUD before marketing it??
June 28, 2010 at 11:02 am
#40 Buzzkill To Teenagers : Wait wait wait.. The “FIRST” time you got anthrax? How many times did you make out with Scott Ian?
June 28, 2010 at 11:07 am
My cat once threw up something that looked strangely like this doxin. What whimsy abounds on Etsy!
(If you have a computer, and use it to post items for sale on Etsy, shouldn’t you be able to use that computer to look up how to spell dauchshund correctly?)
June 28, 2010 at 11:11 am
If only “doxin” were also used to restrict fertility…stupid people like this really shouldn’t breed.
June 28, 2010 at 11:12 am
boomerang, pplrdum, and geektastic, you craqcked me up and I can’t stop giggling. Thanks, I needed that!
June 28, 2010 at 11:19 am
It’s actually kind of cute, but guess what? When people put in “dachshund” for a search, your little doggy is not going to pull up!
June 28, 2010 at 11:24 am
Well, there’s more than one seller that spells it the same way……
http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_query=doxin&search_type=handmade
June 28, 2010 at 11:30 am
Having a hard time getting riled about this one. Her spelling’s unfortunate, but her stuff is cute and well done. I hope today’s traffic helps generate business.
It’s only listed for spelling, not workmanship. You don’t have to get riled. – HK
June 28, 2010 at 11:32 am
#40 Buzzkill To Teenagers: Huh learn something new everyday.
And for some odd reason, when I read “Anusol” it made me think of a name for a treatment that can be used for cryabeetus.
June 28, 2010 at 11:32 am
Doxin? Seriously?
Does that mean that my dog, Luna, who is about to have puppies at any moment is a Chuhwahwah? Cha-wa-wah?
Oooh, I’m gonna have me a whole litter of little bitty Chee-wah-waz. I can hardly wait!
Gypsy, my Jermen scheppard is really protective of her right now. She sleeps in the doorway of the kitchen (where we keep the Chee-wuh-wuz after they’re born).
June 28, 2010 at 11:33 am
Hooked on Phonics worked for me!
June 28, 2010 at 11:33 am
#40 Buzzkill: Did you really get Anthrax? And also, what do you mean by “the first time”?
June 28, 2010 at 11:36 am
I wonder if she could make a Rockwilder? I hear they look a lot like big Docksuns.
June 28, 2010 at 11:36 am
Buzz, we’re all waiting on your Anthrax answer…. is it safe to be in here with you right now?
June 28, 2010 at 11:41 am
I also looked at her items for sale. That tangled mess of zebra and giraffe is certainly, well, cute. Excuse me, I have to go give my Menks ket some treats.
June 28, 2010 at 11:48 am
You don’t want to know how she spells Shih Tzu.
June 28, 2010 at 11:55 am
I can only hope her Bagel and Doverman are as cute and cuddly as this one.
June 28, 2010 at 11:56 am
#53 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer : Hooked on Phonics worked for me!
Sorry to hear that.I hate to see anyone hooked on anything. Do you attend a twelve step group for that?
June 28, 2010 at 12:10 pm
“…let’s go dancing in a dioxin dump.”
June 28, 2010 at 12:28 pm
“Could someone explain this to me?”
@LeeLoo–who knew giraffe was a euphemism?
June 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Oh he’s cute. This is hilarious though.
June 28, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Do they still make hooked on phonics or do I have to get an old one on EBAY for this seller?
June 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Maybe it depends on the type of D.O.X.I.N.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/billsbayou/Dachshund.jpg
June 28, 2010 at 12:48 pm
You can get her a new one here:
http://www.hookedonphonics.com
June 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm
DOXIN is code for what the voices in her head are saying “DO OXI-CONTIN! ”
Seller states its made from “dyed icelandic wool” which is code for “MADE FROM DONALD TRUMPS HAIR”
June 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
At least the dog is kind of cute.
June 28, 2010 at 1:26 pm
I really never did get anthrax… I had the ‘scrip for something in between anthrax and acne… it was a long time ago. However I don’t know that it’s safe to be with me here or anywhere at any time. I’m just here to be as funny as I can possibly be. (about a 3 or so on a scale from 1-10) There is fierce competition on this comment board.
June 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm
#52 Patty – No, your dog is a Cha-wah-lah! (wah laaah! puppies!)
June 28, 2010 at 1:30 pm
She did spell schnauzer and Papillion correctly, however.
And THIS is adorable! Want!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/19065216/bearded-collie
June 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I hear she can also “recreate” Baskethounds, Petbulls, Austrian Kettle Dogs, Chinese Sharpies, Jack Daniel’s, Gravehounds, Lasso Opsos, Minichur Sneezers, Welsh Corduroys, Rhodesian Richbacks, Whymoroners, New Yorkshire Terrors, and Peking Geese. She’s been blest with ahsome tallent!
June 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
If you are going to put yourself out there as a seller, and be taken seriously you need to get spell check. If english is your first language, and your are competent enough to produce something that looks like what it really is intended to look like, take 3-25 minutes (depending on how bad you are) and look up any words you are unsure of.
June 28, 2010 at 1:42 pm
In other news, we gave doxy-antibiotic to birds at the pet store I worked at when they had psitticosis.. which is a form of vd in people, can you guess which?
June 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Crap,that is ugly.
All I can think of is that $125.00 buys a hell of a lot of dog food.
June 28, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Hamoza you bring the nicest things to my attention. $125.00 for THAT? Really?
I’m speechless.
I’m going to guess the psitticosis is syphilis. Am I right?
June 28, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Yeah – I didn’t even notice the price!
June 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Do the Icelanders know she’s doing this to their wool? (Looked at her store again after having coffee. I’ve never been so happy I don’t celebrate Christmas in my life.)
June 28, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Well, if you search on doxin, you get 10 hits, only 2 or 3 are actually spelled that way. If you search on dachshund, you get 2,500!!
June 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm
#70 Buzzkill To Teenagers- Good googly-moogly, you’re RIGHT!
We name the pups till someone buys them and names them and the kids shot down my idea of naming them after websites I visit- Regretsy being the first I suggested.
Psychotically cute puppy pictures will be on my Facebook when they’re born (and updated several times as they grow).
So, wah-lah!
June 28, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Kitten: It’s chlamydia!
June 28, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Aw, darn, I guess I’m not as up on my venereal diseases as I thought.
June 28, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Wait, how do birds get chlamydia?
June 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Do you think she can make a Shit Zoo?
June 28, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Is it just me or does that thing have Barbara Walters’ eyebrows?
June 28, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Some penguins in a california Zoo had it… don’t ask me how. I didn’t service the birds.
June 29, 2010 at 7:04 am
Wow. There’s a whole universe (or maybe two or three) between dachshund and doxin. How can anyone make that mistake???
June 29, 2010 at 3:09 pm
While training 17 new hires here at work I suddenly started laughing maniacally because I wondered if she could make a palm iranian.
August 23, 2010 at 9:55 am
Hey this poor thing is STILL for sale!
And its over 2 months later!
August 23, 2010 at 9:56 am
Its down to $69 now though…..