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This is Shit

Hey, it’s the Korean lady who used to do my nails!

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28 comments on This is Shit

  1. HermesGoddess
    June 25, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Title = brilliant.
    This IS shIt.

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  2. Raz and I met today, we lit a candle and played Michael Jackson songs to mourn his death. Oh no, not really. But we did meet in real life, and it was awesome!! And we never even thought about MJ.

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  3. eldatari
    June 25, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    $15 for a photocopy of a portrait of a laughing baby in a Michael Jackson wig?

    SOLD.

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  4. waningestrogen
    June 25, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Really? The signature looks like “Sheat”.

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  5. WulfslilRed
    June 25, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Is it just me or does his ear resemble a vagina?

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  6. hamoza
    June 25, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    #5, no it’s not just you. That must be the closest MJ ever got to an actiual cooter ever.

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  7. hamoza
    June 25, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    I meant a replica of an actual cooter….

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  8. redredred
    June 25, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    #5 WulfslilRed : Nah, it’s not just you. The reason you noticed at all is simply because when you’re on Regretsy long enough (About…2 hours worth of it.), you just start getting good at spotting things that shouldn’t resemble a vagina but they do anyway.

    I’m personally surprised there isn’t a Regretsy tag that says “Can you spot the secret vagoo?”

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  9. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    June 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    If I wanted a “reproduction” of Michael Jackson, why wouldn’t I just take the real thing?

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  10. pplrdum
    June 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    this looks more like Rhianna than MJ.

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  11. hamoza
    June 25, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    @Patty -touche touche!

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  12. leftfoot
    June 25, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    I feel as if I’ve been molested by Micheal himself with the onslaught of the web today.

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  13. IscreamUscream
    June 25, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    MJ’s enigmatic nose confounds yet another Etsy artist.
    Who has ears on their jawline? :?

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  14. BettyMachete
    June 25, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Ah the 80′s, when Michael still had a nose….

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  15. hamoza
    June 25, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    @ISUS ‘who has ears on their jawline’?
    I haven’t looked lately but I suspect Joan Rivers has ears either precariously near her collarbone, or maybe I’m confused & they’re close to her widows peak.

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  16. pplrdum
    June 25, 2010 at 3:46 pm
  17. redredred
    June 25, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    #15 hamoza: Who knows where Joan River’s ears are, really? Or even if they’re her ears. She could use her ass as a motorcycle helmet at this point.

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  18. hamoza
    June 25, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    @redredred # 17 bahahahahaha.
    I shudder to think that her ears may be made out of some foreskin! Helmet indeed!

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  19. Wednesday
    June 25, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Good job photoshopping out the lines from the notebook paper, though. That’s level 8, I believe.

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  20. VagtasticSPRHRO
    June 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Man, the people who do my nails are from ‘Nam. There is nothing good about this. Though I think the jawline-ear looks like a vagoo. Which may or may not be made of foreskin.. 2009? Has she been trying to pawn this off on family members for various holidays/birthdays since then??

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  21. redredred
    June 25, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    #18 hamoza: Brings a whole new meaning to the “Ask Me About My Restored Foreskin” souvenirs at the Regretsy store doesn’t it?

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  22. hamoza
    June 25, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    @redredred~ EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.Thud.

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  23. hamoza
    June 25, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    @ redredred-Come to think of it, now I know how my local mohel is getting so rich!

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  24. redredred
    June 25, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    #23 hamoza: Bwahaha. Learn something new everyday.

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  25. razberries
    June 25, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    the most fucked up thing is that it is my anniversary with my boyfriend today. so not only did i blow him off for suda, i also blew off michael jackson.
    i am so going to hell for this one…

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  26. hamoza
    June 25, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    @raz-Happy Anniversary ! Does BF get the whole Regretsy thing or does he think you’re nuts?

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  27. warner
    June 26, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Is the watermark necessary? Are people trying to steal this?

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  28. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    June 26, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    @ #25 razberries :

    Why? He got blown off twice, he should be happy!

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