Much better gift for toddler, & you don’t have to worry about shipping costs-room for the kid to breathe! A chance to be herself! Encouragement to be an individual!
Oh wait, what’ll happen with poor moms delusions, & living vicariously? An alchemy request for a shamanic cleansing should take care of it.
I don’t even know how a five year old can pay attention that well to details. Particularly about something that implies it may be at least a minute long.
I HATE Twilight and it bothers me soo many women look up to a DOORMAT female character like Bella. Anyone who looks up to Bella does not have a chance in hell to be a strong woman IMO.
All the women at my work who like Twilight and Bella are in abusive marriages , relationships and/or have ZERO self esteem.
I’m clueless when it comes to alchemy requests. Is this mom asking for someone to: 1) Watch the movie, 2) sketch the dress from a paused screen, 3) Pattern the design, 4) Buy the material, 5) Sew the dress, 6) Earn $15?
$15?
Really?
Is that what they’re willing to pay for 6 hours of work and material?
When my oldest was 5 she wanted to be Supergirl. I bought 1 yard of fabric with the superman logo all over it; tied the corners into a knot; slipped it over her head; and she ran…
Even if she pays the $3 on top of that $15, I hope she’ll accept felt only, because $15 MIGHT cover the fabric cost, but not likely. Nevermind the thread and time spent making it.
And I don’t know what else goes into this dress, because I don’t even watch the stupid thing myself, much less let a 5-YEAR-OLD.
@#18 Haha, yes, that is exactly what I was getting at. I think we were writing our posts at the same time! I forgot about having to make a pattern. What a pain!
Oh yes and one more thing to add, we will be attending a Cure concert, can you add a toddler size wedding dress? She is small so you can stick it an envelope too. Real cheap for you.
Who the fuck lets their child (who is probably 3-5) watch this shit?
I thought they were supposed to be watching Sesame Street and learning to read, not watch emotionally abusive adult relationships that talk about needing to have babies before they get too old (ya know, 20 must be too old for them…)
And, does your daughter *really* love Twilight, or do you want to relive your High School years (that you obviously never outgrew) and project all of your emotional needs onto your little…
Oh, I remember when my daughters were toddlers back in the early 90s. My oldest wanted to wear the SAME outfit in “Pretty Woman”, not the polka-dot polo match dress, the white-tank-top-blue-mini with vinyl thigh-high boots. My youngest wanted the black dress from “Indecent Proposal”. My son (middle child) wanted to be a velociraptor from “Jurassic Park”.
#25 Mistletoe, you’re so right. This can be anything from a fat 3-year-old to a malnourished 8-year-old. My 7-year-old laughs at the 14-year-old for liking Twilight.
“Ewww! He’s dead? Do they kiss? Do they use tongues? ’cause then she’s putting her tongue in a dead boy’s mouth!”
i think we’re missing the bigger picture.
your 5 year old can read? she’s a genius! too bad you didn’t give her material with more substance than a pre-teen, spooky bodice-ripper. not war & peace or anything but maybe a little rebecca from sunnybrook farm or heidi. get her into mensa, tout suite!
oh, she doesn’t read? you just use the dvd player as a baby-sitter?
oh.
She NEEDS it by the premiere of Eclipse you guys! She’s gonna dress her baby girl in it so that she can charm the staff enough to get her movie ticket for $3.50, because that’s how much movie tickets cost in her world.
Oh, NOT the green birthday dress. I understand. If you wanted the green birthday dress, I could have hooked you up right away. But, you want the one when Alice shows Aro a vision of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah de dah…..
I suppose letting your 5 year old watch the twilight series enough that she wants a dress to show her love for the movie isn’t as bad as the time my husband and I went and saw Hannibel, talking afterwords how our son would never be allowed to see that, and then seeing parents walk out with the apparent 6 and 10 year old in front of us.
But still, not good.
And don’t get me started on the price! And you know she’ll bitch when she gets it and its all wrinkled and stuffed in an envelope!
I’m reminded of the beginning of the Pet Humiliation chapter in the book, where April says that dogs who let people dress them up do it to please their humans, NOT because they’re actually interested in it. “Toddler Bella” here doesn’t give a good god damn about Twilight, or about which dress she wears. She wants to have happy fun time with Mommy.
Maybe a Toddler Humiliation chapter in the sequel is in order? I mean, when there is a sequel?
She says she cannot find an image of the dress. I’ve never seen the movie. (Don’t intend to, even if my daughter does own all the books and DVDs and whatnot)
My top 10 list of what is sad about this request.
5. I’m only going to pay $3.00 shipping for a dress. I know it’ll cost more so you’re SOL.
4. Your time and materials are only worth $15.00 to me.
3. I can’t describe it, but you can look it up.
2. I’m forcing you to watch the entire movie to find this clip.
6. At least 2 other people understand what the F**k I’m talking about.
1. I want my baby to grow up to be a vampire.
** Bonus reason: This is cheaper than the hooker outfit.
I knew the high school kids were into it, but when my ten year old came home and said all the girls in elementary were talking about it…I guess I just don’t see the draw it would have for a little kid. She probably does like it, only because mommy likes it and they watch it together.
I’m a paper crafter so I don’t know fabric prices, but the price seems a bit low for all that work.
When I was 10 I was at a party with my parents and someone put on Grease for the kids (on Betamax nonetheless). I wasn’t allowed to go watch with the other kids because it was PG. When I was 15 I was grounded for watching Animal House. Now at 40 my father would take away my car for watching that crappy Twilight movie.
When did parents forget that they could tell their children NO?
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The same time these parents forgot that their children did not need to be dragged along to their mothers every passing fancy. Seriously, this has to be all about the mother being a twilight junkie! And the kid is just along for the ride.
I assume this nut-case, excuse me, “Twi-mom” needs the dress “before the Eclipse premiere” so that her daughter – A TODDLER – can wear it to the movie. A movie that is rated PG-13. Brilliant.
When I was in a 5T, my mom had to take me out of the theater during “E.T.” because THAT scared the shit out of me. I’m sure her preschool-aged daughter will just giggle her way through “Eclipse.”
@curlytopnoia: Reading takes up soo much time these days. Perhaps directing a child with such specific tastes to some dress patterns and instruction on a sewing machine? Oh, now we don’t want to interupt her during her favorite move.
Nah. Just request it done for pay dirt and shipped for even less. And you have to watch a crappy movie to figure out what she’s talking about.
In her defense, this probably isn’t for a five year old. It’s probably for the perfectly scaled down Bella doll that she’s built from trash she’s swiped from Kristen’s curb. Next month, there will be a request for an Edward costume- she’s still trying to track down those hair clippings from Rob’s last cut.
Daughter ‘wants” UH HUH you are all dead on MOM wants it!
My daughter is seven loves zhu zhu pets, bacon, candy and tormenting her 10 year old brother, and people have said I’m a bad parent because I let my kids watch Futurama? Thank God I’m a BAD parent Leela is a way better role model than Bella for christs sake!
You know I heard that in the book the werewolves imprint on their one true love (some sort of bond that will keep them together FOREVER!!!) and this one werewolf teenager imprints on a five year old….
Anyway, when I was five I wanted to be the little mermaid. To achieve this I put red sweat pants on my head. Didn’t even need the seashell bra.
LeeLoo, I agree!! The THINK part is what I hope for with my kids instead of being blind little followers of the latest gotta have do belive it’s real not fantasy and buy our shit culture!
BillsBayou, Mmm Bacon! yes, I also let them watch the Simpsons ( and eat bacon!):)
Translation of this request:
Hi, I’m a twi-tard. I’m a big, hard, throbbing twi-tard. You can not fathom the immensity of my twi-tardedness. I want my precious little twi-angel to have all the things I couldn’t have so I want her to have Bella’s dress. Oh, sure I want one, too. But people look at me funny when I dress up as Bella and start blathering about sparkling vampires. Nothing is too good for my twi-angel so I’m willing to pay $15. Just stuff the damn thing in an envelope.
Don’t normally post twice, since once is bad enough, but maybe Twi-mom is Felina’s grand-daughter, rife with genes that revel in fevered, blighted love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgI5DMVegIk
#71 SuperSnark: Oh, she probably does. There are probably pictures of Edward all over the house. They probably talk about him all the time. That is when they aren’t watching them on the television. *shudders*
I saw Scary Movie in the theater, and there were kids that looked to be five years old in front of me. I’m still traumatized by the ejaculation scene. I can’t imagine what those kids thought was going on.
I remember when I saw Titanic and people brought their toddlers with them. One was behind us and started bawling his/her (I can’t remember the gender anymore to be honest.) eyes out during the part with the frozen bodies in the ocean. I’m going to take a shot in the dark here and say the kid was frightened. Had to listen to the crying throughout the rest of the movie.
Yeah, that kid is in therapy now. I don’t even have to wonder about it.
You realize the movie comes out on the 29th? She asked for a fifteen-dollar full dress to be made and shipped under three dollars and arrive at her home in LESS THAN TEN DAYS?
Though I should hope she’s not taking her toddler to the midnight showing… but I’m sure she will. Maybe the preteen Bella-wannabes will get her kicked out if her kid starts crying, though (which it will — no kid under five is gonna want to be awake after midnight).
I used to think the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz were scary…I almost couldn’t watch them! When I watched the movie with my daughters when they were little (in the 90′s) and I told them here comes the scary part…..they laughed at the flying monkeys! They had already been exposed to scarier stuff and the monkeys looked cheesy in comparison! LOL!
My husband saw “Aliens” when he was 5, and I’m pretty darn positive it messed him up for life. Honestly, I can’t imagine what “Twilight” would do to a kid. My 4-year-old has seen the first 3 Harry Potters, and they have – GASP! – character development, plot, and MORALS! Not to mention that the family can – OH NOES! – sit and read the books together and talk about them!
Not to mention, that movie comes out in a week. $15 for materials, a sew job on rush order, and shipping time? Even though she put it up a few days ago, thats just ridiculous.
So, I’m reading this book called ‘nightlight’, it’s by the harvard lampoon and can be picked up at the local walmart, along with the depends you will need after you pee your pants. it’s a lovely parody I think you’ll all enjoy. And let your kids read it, learning to have a sense of humor and understand satire is much more valuble than learning to be disenfranchised with reality. Srsly.
Forget the subject…. THIS is why my mother no longer does out of family sewing requests. Person wanting something custom, and RUSHED at that. With no concept of the material cost, time and construction needed. That cost is not equal to materials, but time as well. And often times, child size is HARDER, because you’re scaling something down. It just fails. Not to $15. My daughter is size 3T, i wouldn’t dream of a custom costume that cheap for her. unless it’s made of placti-fabric or felt.
I can almost forgive letting a young kid watch a movie like Twilight, because I know as a kid most things just went over my head. I can even almost understand that some people just have no idea how much things should cost. What really gets me, though, is that she wants the seller to watch the movie to make the costume, which she wants shipped before the movie comes out. How does that work? Is she actually willing to pay $15 plus use of time machine?
June 23, 2010 at 9:35 am
I guess this is an alternative to teaching your toddler not to bite.
June 23, 2010 at 9:36 am
Yea just shove your handiwork in a bag and shut up. My baby WILL be a Vampires desire.
June 23, 2010 at 9:38 am
What? She doesn’t want a blood soaked dress from the vampire baby birth scene?
Why go halfway?
June 23, 2010 at 9:40 am
Much better gift for toddler, & you don’t have to worry about shipping costs-room for the kid to breathe! A chance to be herself! Encouragement to be an individual!
Oh wait, what’ll happen with poor moms delusions, & living vicariously? An alchemy request for a shamanic cleansing should take care of it.
June 23, 2010 at 9:41 am
….People let their 5-year-olds watch this crap? What’s the world coming to?
June 23, 2010 at 9:44 am
‘Cuz kids that age know exactly what they want.
June 23, 2010 at 9:45 am
She needs it ASAP to film her next episode of “Toddlers and Tiaras”.
June 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
I don’t even know how a five year old can pay attention that well to details. Particularly about something that implies it may be at least a minute long.
June 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
I’ll pass-o, El Paso.
June 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
I HATE Twilight and it bothers me soo many women look up to a DOORMAT female character like Bella. Anyone who looks up to Bella does not have a chance in hell to be a strong woman IMO.
All the women at my work who like Twilight and Bella are in abusive marriages , relationships and/or have ZERO self esteem.
June 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
This is the closest I could get.
http://nuggetoftruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/bjork.jpg
June 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
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June 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
For 15 bucks, the only materials worthy of this request would be duct tape.
And ship first class for 3 bucks? Does she want it size 5T Barbie doll?
June 23, 2010 at 9:48 am
“here’s the the thing she wants the dress from New Moon”
No she doesn’t she’s a toddler! Its for you lady.
You told her she wants it. She wants candy.
June 23, 2010 at 9:49 am
Don’t ship it nice! Got it? Good!
June 23, 2010 at 9:49 am
Sometimes I just can’t help wondering what planet I woke up on.
June 23, 2010 at 9:50 am
Why doesn’t mom just buy her a dog collar & a short leash & get it over with?
June 23, 2010 at 9:50 am
I’m clueless when it comes to alchemy requests. Is this mom asking for someone to: 1) Watch the movie, 2) sketch the dress from a paused screen, 3) Pattern the design, 4) Buy the material, 5) Sew the dress, 6) Earn $15?
$15?
Really?
Is that what they’re willing to pay for 6 hours of work and material?
When my oldest was 5 she wanted to be Supergirl. I bought 1 yard of fabric with the superman logo all over it; tied the corners into a knot; slipped it over her head; and she ran…
June 23, 2010 at 9:50 am
Even if she pays the $3 on top of that $15, I hope she’ll accept felt only, because $15 MIGHT cover the fabric cost, but not likely. Nevermind the thread and time spent making it.
And I don’t know what else goes into this dress, because I don’t even watch the stupid thing myself, much less let a 5-YEAR-OLD.
But maybe that’s just me.
June 23, 2010 at 9:51 am
#18 BillsBayou:
Towels and safety pins FTW!
June 23, 2010 at 9:52 am
Silly Regretsy comments. That should have concluded saying “And she ran out happy!”
Oh yeah, 7) spend $12-$15 on shipping materials and postage.
June 23, 2010 at 9:52 am
@#18 Haha, yes, that is exactly what I was getting at. I think we were writing our posts at the same time!
I forgot about having to make a pattern. What a pain!
June 23, 2010 at 9:52 am
Oh yes and one more thing to add, we will be attending a Cure concert, can you add a toddler size wedding dress? She is small so you can stick it an envelope too. Real cheap for you.
June 23, 2010 at 9:53 am
My daughter wears size 5T right now. She likes watching (and catching) lightning bugs.
She wants the ice cream man to come down the street.
June 23, 2010 at 9:53 am
I’m not convinced that the kid’s even 5 years old. One’s dress size does not make one’s age (unfortunately, in some cases…)
June 23, 2010 at 9:54 am
She needs to hook up with our friend Factory Direct.
June 23, 2010 at 9:54 am
Who the fuck lets their child (who is probably 3-5) watch this shit?
I thought they were supposed to be watching Sesame Street and learning to read, not watch emotionally abusive adult relationships that talk about needing to have babies before they get too old (ya know, 20 must be too old for them…)
And, does your daughter *really* love Twilight, or do you want to relive your High School years (that you obviously never outgrew) and project all of your emotional needs onto your little…
June 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
… damn. Should have ended with “on your little one.”
*dies*
June 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
If she’s already living vicariously through her toddler then I feel very sorry for that little girl when she gets to be a teenager.
June 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
Oh, I remember when my daughters were toddlers back in the early 90s. My oldest wanted to wear the SAME outfit in “Pretty Woman”, not the polka-dot polo match dress, the white-tank-top-blue-mini with vinyl thigh-high boots. My youngest wanted the black dress from “Indecent Proposal”. My son (middle child) wanted to be a velociraptor from “Jurassic Park”.
Only one of those movies had any sequels.
June 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
#25 Mistletoe, you’re so right. This can be anything from a fat 3-year-old to a malnourished 8-year-old. My 7-year-old laughs at the 14-year-old for liking Twilight.
“Ewww! He’s dead? Do they kiss? Do they use tongues? ’cause then she’s putting her tongue in a dead boy’s mouth!”
June 23, 2010 at 9:59 am
i think we’re missing the bigger picture.
your 5 year old can read? she’s a genius! too bad you didn’t give her material with more substance than a pre-teen, spooky bodice-ripper. not war & peace or anything but maybe a little rebecca from sunnybrook farm or heidi. get her into mensa, tout suite!
oh, she doesn’t read? you just use the dvd player as a baby-sitter?
oh.
June 23, 2010 at 10:01 am
#26 LeeLoo, your hillarious!
June 23, 2010 at 10:03 am
She NEEDS it by the premiere of Eclipse you guys! She’s gonna dress her baby girl in it so that she can charm the staff enough to get her movie ticket for $3.50, because that’s how much movie tickets cost in her world.
June 23, 2010 at 10:05 am
Oh, NOT the green birthday dress. I understand. If you wanted the green birthday dress, I could have hooked you up right away. But, you want the one when Alice shows Aro a vision of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah de dah…..
June 23, 2010 at 10:06 am
Is she gonna pay the $5 it takes to rent the movie or does she expect were all psycho fanatics who bought this crap?
June 23, 2010 at 10:06 am
Thanks, Junkyard. : )
You killed me yesterday with that Tangdy comment!
June 23, 2010 at 10:10 am
Here is some reality for you. 2 bids placed for this. This darn ECONOMY again!
June 23, 2010 at 10:10 am
I can’t really add to what has been said…this mother, it seems, wants to have a smaller version of Bella. That is scarier than being a vampire.
June 23, 2010 at 10:10 am
I suppose letting your 5 year old watch the twilight series enough that she wants a dress to show her love for the movie isn’t as bad as the time my husband and I went and saw Hannibel, talking afterwords how our son would never be allowed to see that, and then seeing parents walk out with the apparent 6 and 10 year old in front of us.
But still, not good.
And don’t get me started on the price! And you know she’ll bitch when she gets it and its all wrinkled and stuffed in an envelope!
June 23, 2010 at 10:12 am
I’m reminded of the beginning of the Pet Humiliation chapter in the book, where April says that dogs who let people dress them up do it to please their humans, NOT because they’re actually interested in it. “Toddler Bella” here doesn’t give a good god damn about Twilight, or about which dress she wears. She wants to have happy fun time with Mommy.
Maybe a Toddler Humiliation chapter in the sequel is in order? I mean, when there is a sequel?
June 23, 2010 at 10:14 am
She says she cannot find an image of the dress. I’ve never seen the movie. (Don’t intend to, even if my daughter does own all the books and DVDs and whatnot)
Someone tell me if this is the dress:
http://everglowmedia.net/gallery/albums/newmoon/stills/normal_011.jpg
Then tell me if this is the dress for sale:
http://cosplaysky.com/twilight-new-moon-bella-dream-sequence-light-blue-chiffon-dress.html
$58 plus shipping seems fair for what looks like fine crapsmanship.
June 23, 2010 at 10:14 am
“it’s small so it should fit in a envelope send 1st class. thanks”
She better find an Etsy dressmaker who also practices magick
June 23, 2010 at 10:14 am
My top 10 list of what is sad about this request.
5. I’m only going to pay $3.00 shipping for a dress. I know it’ll cost more so you’re SOL.
4. Your time and materials are only worth $15.00 to me.
3. I can’t describe it, but you can look it up.
2. I’m forcing you to watch the entire movie to find this clip.
6. At least 2 other people understand what the F**k I’m talking about.
1. I want my baby to grow up to be a vampire.
** Bonus reason: This is cheaper than the hooker outfit.
June 23, 2010 at 10:16 am
True story: Saw a midnight showing of Interview With The Vampire with a crying baby in the back row of the theater.
Grrrr.
June 23, 2010 at 10:20 am
I knew the high school kids were into it, but when my ten year old came home and said all the girls in elementary were talking about it…I guess I just don’t see the draw it would have for a little kid. She probably does like it, only because mommy likes it and they watch it together.
I’m a paper crafter so I don’t know fabric prices, but the price seems a bit low for all that work.
June 23, 2010 at 10:21 am
When did parents forget that they could tell their children NO?
June 23, 2010 at 10:22 am
I doubt anyone has ever questioned the reason for my screen name.
Though, if you have: this request, people like HER, and people like the two who have bid on this, are the reason for it.
June 23, 2010 at 10:26 am
When I was 10 I was at a party with my parents and someone put on Grease for the kids (on Betamax nonetheless). I wasn’t allowed to go watch with the other kids because it was PG. When I was 15 I was grounded for watching Animal House. Now at 40 my father would take away my car for watching that crappy Twilight movie.
June 23, 2010 at 10:27 am
And the next generation of crazy cat ladies is born….
June 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
#49 My Eyes, Grease is my all time favorite movie. Watching it as an adult, I can’t BELIEVE I was allowed to watch it as a kid; that movie is DIRRRTY!
June 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
#47 MyEyesMyEyes :
When did parents forget that they could tell their children NO?
_____________________________________
The same time these parents forgot that their children did not need to be dragged along to their mothers every passing fancy. Seriously, this has to be all about the mother being a twilight junkie! And the kid is just along for the ride.
June 23, 2010 at 10:37 am
I assume this nut-case, excuse me, “Twi-mom” needs the dress “before the Eclipse premiere” so that her daughter – A TODDLER – can wear it to the movie. A movie that is rated PG-13. Brilliant.
When I was in a 5T, my mom had to take me out of the theater during “E.T.” because THAT scared the shit out of me. I’m sure her preschool-aged daughter will just giggle her way through “Eclipse.”
June 23, 2010 at 10:42 am
@curlytopnoia: Reading takes up soo much time these days. Perhaps directing a child with such specific tastes to some dress patterns and instruction on a sewing machine? Oh, now we don’t want to interupt her during her favorite move.
Nah. Just request it done for pay dirt and shipped for even less. And you have to watch a crappy movie to figure out what she’s talking about.
June 23, 2010 at 10:43 am
By the way, is there a female version of “man-child”? Because that’s what these freakin’ Twi-moms are.
June 23, 2010 at 10:47 am
In her defense, this probably isn’t for a five year old. It’s probably for the perfectly scaled down Bella doll that she’s built from trash she’s swiped from Kristen’s curb. Next month, there will be a request for an Edward costume- she’s still trying to track down those hair clippings from Rob’s last cut.
June 23, 2010 at 10:48 am
Daughter ‘wants” UH HUH you are all dead on MOM wants it!
My daughter is seven loves zhu zhu pets, bacon, candy and tormenting her 10 year old brother, and people have said I’m a bad parent because I let my kids watch Futurama? Thank God I’m a BAD parent Leela is a way better role model than Bella for christs sake!
June 23, 2010 at 10:52 am
#57 SuperSnark, Mmmmmm, bacon.
Why is there a difference between middle-aged women loving the twilight guys and middle aged-men who post questions like this one:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081107113046AAPaYUt
June 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
At least Futurama makes you think and references real science, Super!
June 23, 2010 at 10:57 am
Obsessions like this crap the mother is foisting on her daughter make Barbie look like a great role model.
June 23, 2010 at 10:58 am
This is causing even more buzz than “Human Centipede Catnip Toy”. Good job Mother of toddler.
June 23, 2010 at 11:01 am
For $15 plus $3 shipping in an envelope, she’ll get what she deserves: a paper dress printed out from a screenshot.
June 23, 2010 at 11:10 am
#43 all she forgot was the magick “WAA LAA” and of course a sprinkling of fairie poop and unicorn dust (or vice versa)…
June 23, 2010 at 11:12 am
You know I heard that in the book the werewolves imprint on their one true love (some sort of bond that will keep them together FOREVER!!!) and this one werewolf teenager imprints on a five year old….
Anyway, when I was five I wanted to be the little mermaid. To achieve this I put red sweat pants on my head. Didn’t even need the seashell bra.
June 23, 2010 at 11:14 am
I think she should just go down to Walmart and buy the kid a nightgown with her $15. Hell, the Disney Store has this, which is probably the closest you’re going to get for in a TODDLER size. http://www.disneystore.com/kids-apparel-accessories-shimmering-princess-tiana-nightgown-for-girls/p/1262469/11764/
oh wait. sold out. darn it.
June 23, 2010 at 11:22 am
TANGDY WEDDING FACTORY HAS BEEN PULLED OFF ETSY!!!
Three cheers for Regretsy!! And all hail the Cosmic Yak!!!
June 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
LeeLoo, I agree!! The THINK part is what I hope for with my kids instead of being blind little followers of the latest gotta have do belive it’s real not fantasy and buy our shit culture!
BillsBayou, Mmm Bacon! yes, I also let them watch the Simpsons ( and eat bacon!):)
June 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
Translation of this request:
Hi, I’m a twi-tard. I’m a big, hard, throbbing twi-tard. You can not fathom the immensity of my twi-tardedness. I want my precious little twi-angel to have all the things I couldn’t have so I want her to have Bella’s dress. Oh, sure I want one, too. But people look at me funny when I dress up as Bella and start blathering about sparkling vampires. Nothing is too good for my twi-angel so I’m willing to pay $15. Just stuff the damn thing in an envelope.
Team…
June 23, 2010 at 11:32 am
Strech65 YEAH!! just saw your post! Cosmic Yak once again proves all can be right with the Universe.
June 23, 2010 at 11:33 am
…Team Edward!
June 23, 2010 at 11:34 am
redredred: she probably BELIVES Edward is the father of her little twi-spawn!
June 23, 2010 at 11:35 am
OOps beleive gotta check the E key must have cat hair in it or Edward is fucking with it!
June 23, 2010 at 11:35 am
Don’t normally post twice, since once is bad enough, but maybe Twi-mom is Felina’s grand-daughter, rife with genes that revel in fevered, blighted love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgI5DMVegIk
June 23, 2010 at 11:37 am
Shit im not tri tard but a type tard I quit!
June 23, 2010 at 11:42 am
#71 SuperSnark: Oh, she probably does. There are probably pictures of Edward all over the house. They probably talk about him all the time. That is when they aren’t watching them on the television. *shudders*
God people are scary fuckers.
June 23, 2010 at 11:45 am
#57 – I would be happy to have a kid who wants to grow up to be Leela.
In fact, I think Leela needs to beat some sense into Bella.
June 23, 2010 at 11:50 am
I’d prefer Tri-tip to Tri-tard
Yummmm BACON!!!
June 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm
This says it all:
http://www.filehurricane.com/media/6307
Because it is true.
June 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm
I saw Scary Movie in the theater, and there were kids that looked to be five years old in front of me. I’m still traumatized by the ejaculation scene. I can’t imagine what those kids thought was going on.
June 23, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I remember when I saw Titanic and people brought their toddlers with them. One was behind us and started bawling his/her (I can’t remember the gender anymore to be honest.) eyes out during the part with the frozen bodies in the ocean. I’m going to take a shot in the dark here and say the kid was frightened. Had to listen to the crying throughout the rest of the movie.
Yeah, that kid is in therapy now. I don’t even have to wonder about it.
June 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm
You realize the movie comes out on the 29th? She asked for a fifteen-dollar full dress to be made and shipped under three dollars and arrive at her home in LESS THAN TEN DAYS?
Though I should hope she’s not taking her toddler to the midnight showing… but I’m sure she will. Maybe the preteen Bella-wannabes will get her kicked out if her kid starts crying, though (which it will — no kid under five is gonna want to be awake after midnight).
June 23, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Street Corner Hooker, those TwiTards won’t hear that screaming baby over their own shrieks of hysteria.
June 23, 2010 at 12:48 pm
#53 iamhydrogen14
I used to think the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz were scary…I almost couldn’t watch them! When I watched the movie with my daughters when they were little (in the 90′s) and I told them here comes the scary part…..they laughed at the flying monkeys! They had already been exposed to scarier stuff and the monkeys looked cheesy in comparison! LOL!
June 23, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Maybe when the toddler get a little older she can get an Exorcist dress.
NOT the one from the levitation scene with blood all over it. The cute sky blue one with vomit and blood.
http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/the-exorcist.jpg
June 23, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I think she meant SHE loves Twilight, because it’s not like a Toddler goes out and chooses the movie/book being shown/read to them.
June 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Twilight does suck! What’s worse is they’re marketing it to kids now. Burger King’s youngling meals feature Twilight toys this week. It’s disgusting!
June 23, 2010 at 5:15 pm
My husband saw “Aliens” when he was 5, and I’m pretty darn positive it messed him up for life. Honestly, I can’t imagine what “Twilight” would do to a kid. My 4-year-old has seen the first 3 Harry Potters, and they have – GASP! – character development, plot, and MORALS! Not to mention that the family can – OH NOES! – sit and read the books together and talk about them!
June 23, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Fifteen bucks?! Girl, you can’t even get a sundress at Target for that.
June 23, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Not to mention, that movie comes out in a week. $15 for materials, a sew job on rush order, and shipping time? Even though she put it up a few days ago, thats just ridiculous.
June 23, 2010 at 10:28 pm
June 23, 2010 at 10:29 pm
you think I could get an alchemy request for my 3-year-old’s halloween costume this year? She loves starwars, and she insists this is her favorite:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Slave_Leia_costume
surely some work-at-home crafty sort could whip that up for a few bucks in no time!
June 24, 2010 at 6:41 am
Team Cheap Ass…Good Lord, I pay an average of 65-85 dollars for custom made for my TWO year old who takes up half the amount of fabric. People suck.
June 24, 2010 at 8:57 am
So, I’m reading this book called ‘nightlight’, it’s by the harvard lampoon and can be picked up at the local walmart, along with the depends you will need after you pee your pants. it’s a lovely parody I think you’ll all enjoy. And let your kids read it, learning to have a sense of humor and understand satire is much more valuble than learning to be disenfranchised with reality. Srsly.
June 24, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Forget the subject…. THIS is why my mother no longer does out of family sewing requests. Person wanting something custom, and RUSHED at that. With no concept of the material cost, time and construction needed. That cost is not equal to materials, but time as well. And often times, child size is HARDER, because you’re scaling something down. It just fails. Not to $15. My daughter is size 3T, i wouldn’t dream of a custom costume that cheap for her. unless it’s made of placti-fabric or felt.
June 24, 2010 at 11:02 pm
I can almost forgive letting a young kid watch a movie like Twilight, because I know as a kid most things just went over my head. I can even almost understand that some people just have no idea how much things should cost. What really gets me, though, is that she wants the seller to watch the movie to make the costume, which she wants shipped before the movie comes out. How does that work? Is she actually willing to pay $15 plus use of time machine?
June 25, 2010 at 10:24 am
I’ll do it…oh, wait, does this mean I’ll have to watch Twilight? Never mind.
June 25, 2010 at 8:33 pm
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June 26, 2010 at 8:20 am
my 3 year old stepgranddaughter quotes Clint Eastwood lines from “Grand Torino”. At least they’re not taking her to see twilight crap.
June 26, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Bless you SuperSnark
June 28, 2010 at 3:55 pm
#97 I downvoted because you called someone a moron right after using there incorrectly. It’s their…