Just for those who don’t know, Human Centipede is a touching family dramedy about a mad doctor who attaches three people ass to mouth including their digestive systems. He also removes their kneecaps so they have to crawl, thus creating his dream creature.
Fortunately for the cat he has a toy that he can really have fun with. I mean mice? No. Who needs them anyways. It’s funny my cat just the other day said ” Would you mind finding me a human centipede catnip toy?” Ok Fluffy.
I think upon receiving this, my cat would just look at me as if to say “wtf?” and quietly walk away. He’s much more interested in playing with twist ties and caps from water bottles.
I could have lived a full and satisfying life without ever reading the words “human” and “centipede” together. But oh, no. Thanks a LOT, Regretsy, and you too, OBCT. *Flounce
Uhhhm, hmmm. Ok. I have bought from this seller and my cats loved their cat toys. I got goldfish though and not a string of people with their noses up each other’s asses.
I find the concept of the movie offensive, but not quite as offensive as the $100 price tag on a cat toy.
Even if the felt were made from unicorn fur and the stuffing from angel farts. The only way it’d be worth $100 is if it was stuffed with heroin – which I doubt, considering the seller obviously consumed his whole stash prior to putting this listing up.
Why the HELL is this movie surfacing everywhere? I JUST saw this as a tattoo featured on Ugliest Tattoos…..I find this movie disturbing to my core and I wish I could stop being reminded of its existance. Ugh.
It’s a good thing I haven’t eaten anything today or I would have vomited. I may just dry heave for a little while just the same. I love all of the other cat toys, but this…
This concept doesn’t bother me a bit , between consenting adults & all. I appreciate how dogs & cats go right to the heart of things….why can’t we!?
That being said , pampered pussies or not, this is too rich for our blood, but I’m sure someone with beaucoup bucks (remember Leona Helmsley leaving her millions to her dog)will go for it.
I bought the spliff three-pak from OBCT (Oh Boy Cannibas Toys?!) and they are quite larg. Mr Bugglesworth loves them. We haven’t even used up the first one
can i just say…. as a medical professional…
i find this entire concept less than 100% medically accurate… i mean i didn’t see the film… nor will I… but there is no way in hell that this could ever be 100% accurate.
ok, i have to google this centipede movie…the only centipede reference i have ever heard of is that horrible song, “centipede” by rebbie jackson.
i am sure this movie will permanently be the new ear worm, er, ear centipede, um, eye centipede…i’m scared…do you think i should watch? i never had heard of lemon party til regretsy, and now i have centipedes to watch.
I made a ‘human’ toy for our dog & love to throw it & yell ‘get the human’ & watch him with it in his teeth & shake the shit out of it.
This cat toy has great potential ….
As if knowing the movie even existed didn’t make me sick enough… eugh. That’s not horror, that’s just porn for people who don’t like sex but like shit.
well I didn’t know what that movie was about, and now that I do know, I’m really glad I avoid the entire horror genre. I’m going to go watch “District 9″ now to calm down…
Not having heard of the movie, I saw the tag “horror” on this, and was pleased that for once an etsy seller was sane enough to tag her horrific creation/concept accurately.
Then I read the comments. And found out about the movie. Good thing I was already scarred for life, or that film director would be getting slapped with a suit for my therapy bills.
I don’t think cats really have a desire for adult cat toys. They just want to go berserk on some cat nip then lounge in the sun like a stoned little hippie kitty.
Okay now that I know that this is actually based on a movie, and read the description of the movie, I am deeply concerned about the mental health of this seller’s cats.
JEBUS!!! you know, you think you’re immune to the internet and then you stop by Regretsy. 10 minutes later, you’ve read the wiki entry for The Human Centipede, watched the trailer, realized what you just read and watched, and suddenly the world is disgusting anew. It’s like being born again…
As for the cat toy, fucking hilarious. Gross & twisted, but amazing. I say go Oh Boy Cat Toy!
#67 Lara, nope. It’s based on a diagram in a film about a mad scientist who attaches the digestive systems of three people, removes their knee caps and names his new creation The Human Centipede.
The late B. Kliban drew a cartoon something like this, but he called it “Business On Parade”.
BTW, I’m all for creativity and freedom of expression but whoever came up with the idea for “Human Centipede” (movie) … well, “sick” doesn’t begin to describe it. Possibly “sociopath” …
Just to be clear, “fart sniffer” is a tag on the actual listing. I guess she was hoping if fans of the movie didn’t buy it, there was a secondary market.
I would totally buy it but it is out of my price range. The price is worth it IMO. It is strange, unique and they put time into it. I am sure some horror fans will buy it
Okay, $100 for a cat toy? You know your cat is going to like the padded envelope it came in way better than the toy itself, anyway. You might as well just skip a step get him the 75-cent padded envelope.
Has anyone here actually watched the film? It is super shit – Final destination is far more gorier/scarier than it! It is a cliched, plothole ridden mess which is so badly written and executed that it feels more like a scary movie type piss take!
p.s. for any horror/gore fans who were thinking of watching the film – there are NO scenes of surgery or other gore (just a wee bit where the surgeon is fixing their knees, and you don’t see much of that).
Coprophagy and fuckery all in one cat toy – I don’t know if it’s disgusting or brilliant. I must say, though, that I could’ve gone my entire life without knowing what “The Human Centipede” is about. Shudder . . .
June 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm
$100.00 fart sniffers? I’ll PASS, no pun intended. Besides, we have farting cats , scraped off the mean streets of Los Angeles for free.
June 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm
100% medically accurate? Today must be opposite day.
June 22, 2010 at 1:34 pm
thank God I’m allergic to cats
June 22, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Dude, you never go ass-to-mouth!
June 22, 2010 at 1:35 pm
100% medically accurate demonstration piece on how to get worms and pink eye.
June 22, 2010 at 1:35 pm
It IS awfully cute though , for a most pampered feline.
June 22, 2010 at 1:36 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
(Aren’t we over this movie, yet?)
June 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
The “medically accurate” thing has to be a joke from the comments the movie has been getting. I hope so at least!
June 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I’ll take $10,000 worth of these to decorate my house for Christmas.
June 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
They’re not sniffing farts or doing anything sexual. It’s even more disturbing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_%28First_Sequence%29
http://blog.originalalamo.com/2010/06/01/projectionist-goes-totally-insane-gets-human-centipede-tattoo/
June 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Takes some inspiration from this movie I see!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/
June 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm
More nausea inducing than cat vomit!
June 22, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Just for those who don’t know, Human Centipede is a touching family dramedy about a mad doctor who attaches three people ass to mouth including their digestive systems. He also removes their kneecaps so they have to crawl, thus creating his dream creature.
June 22, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I just heard about this movie (yesterday) and was so glad to not have seen any images from it!
Thanks for ruining that, OhBoyCatToy. I hope your cat gets worms…er, centipedes.
June 22, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Okay, let me revise my previous comment.
100% accurate if you meant them to look like Mole People.
June 22, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Fortunately for the cat he has a toy that he can really have fun with. I mean mice? No. Who needs them anyways. It’s funny my cat just the other day said ” Would you mind finding me a human centipede catnip toy?” Ok Fluffy.
June 22, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Oh blarg – I had just about forgotten about this movie until now – THANKS A LOT *vomits*
(I do however appreciate the sick humor of making this a cat toy tho heh)
June 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
As long as it is medically accurate because if I find out that it’s not……
June 22, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I think upon receiving this, my cat would just look at me as if to say “wtf?” and quietly walk away. He’s much more interested in playing with twist ties and caps from water bottles.
June 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm
“100% medically accurate”
Because 4/5 mad doctors prescribe Nexium for spinal pain.
June 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Call me crazy but I totally love this. Not kidding. not being sarcastic. I think it’s hilarious and I want to buy it.
June 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I too wanted to buy this until I saw the $100 price tag. Fuckery at it’s best!
June 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Hey crazy, it really is an affordable price. You should buy it. I am not being sarcastic either.
June 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm
I could have lived a full and satisfying life without ever reading the words “human” and “centipede” together. But oh, no. Thanks a LOT, Regretsy, and you too, OBCT. *Flounce
June 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm
J/K on the flounce…it’s great. And I finally realized what ATM stood for in this case. Erg.
June 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
The things I learn on this site!!!
June 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Uhhhm, hmmm. Ok. I have bought from this seller and my cats loved their cat toys. I got goldfish though and not a string of people with their noses up each other’s asses.
June 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Henry (a.k.a. the most beloved cat of LSG) just jumped up on my lap to tell me he loves me and hopes I’ll never buy him this toy.
This toy is so wrong, and yet I can’t help but appreciate the delightfully fucked up mind of this seller.
June 22, 2010 at 2:43 pm
In cat toy land no one can hear you scream… because well – you know.
June 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm
This looks like what goes on at my workplace. The boss is in the lead position.
June 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I find the concept of the movie offensive, but not quite as offensive as the $100 price tag on a cat toy.
Even if the felt were made from unicorn fur and the stuffing from angel farts. The only way it’d be worth $100 is if it was stuffed with heroin – which I doubt, considering the seller obviously consumed his whole stash prior to putting this listing up.
June 22, 2010 at 2:50 pm
OhBoyCatToy, we know you priced it so high because you can’t bear to part with it! Be honest!
June 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Some people just take this “recycling” stuff way too far.
June 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Why the HELL is this movie surfacing everywhere? I JUST saw this as a tattoo featured on Ugliest Tattoos…..I find this movie disturbing to my core and I wish I could stop being reminded of its existance. Ugh.
June 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
you know, for that price that would make a nice replacement to three of my sofa cushions. Though I assume that the cat toy is not nearly large enough.
June 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
It’s a good thing I haven’t eaten anything today or I would have vomited. I may just dry heave for a little while just the same. I love all of the other cat toys, but this…
June 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Some things you can’t un-see.
This is one of those things.
Wow…
June 22, 2010 at 3:26 pm
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June 22, 2010 at 3:30 pm
#38 Hamoza….I doubt any adults would consent to being sewn ass to mouth!! LOL
June 22, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I bought the spliff three-pak from OBCT (Oh Boy Cannibas Toys?!) and they are quite larg. Mr Bugglesworth loves them. We haven’t even used up the first one
June 22, 2010 at 3:35 pm
can i just say…. as a medical professional…
i find this entire concept less than 100% medically accurate… i mean i didn’t see the film… nor will I… but there is no way in hell that this could ever be 100% accurate.
there… i vented… i feel a bit better.
June 22, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Seller says: “I used to have a dog, but not anymore.”
It seems to have left quite an impression on her.
June 22, 2010 at 3:36 pm
though it is a well made little toy – too bad the seller was smoking crack when s/he priced it
June 22, 2010 at 3:37 pm
@Raven, bahahahaha-how right you are-I was a bit fuzzy on that. But I’m sure the 4 leggeds here would get great delight in seeing it!
June 22, 2010 at 3:45 pm
ok, i have to google this centipede movie…the only centipede reference i have ever heard of is that horrible song, “centipede” by rebbie jackson.
i am sure this movie will permanently be the new ear worm, er, ear centipede, um, eye centipede…i’m scared…do you think i should watch? i never had heard of lemon party til regretsy, and now i have centipedes to watch.
June 22, 2010 at 3:46 pm
I made a ‘human’ toy for our dog & love to throw it & yell ‘get the human’ & watch him with it in his teeth & shake the shit out of it.
This cat toy has great potential ….
June 22, 2010 at 3:47 pm
@snarkoleptic, perhaps this is a “100% medically accurate” depiction of “down-cycling”?
June 22, 2010 at 3:53 pm
@ #45 razberries –
Maybe she meant a human scent – I – peed !
June 22, 2010 at 3:56 pm
#45 Razz One review I read was ” The movie was so scary and discusting – I centa-peed in my pants…”
June 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Pretty sure my esophagus doesn’t go straight down my back to my ass.
Also, is that an American Psycho reference I smell, Helen?
June 22, 2010 at 4:13 pm
As if knowing the movie even existed didn’t make me sick enough… eugh. That’s not horror, that’s just porn for people who don’t like sex but like shit.
June 22, 2010 at 4:25 pm
This would be MINE and I would not share with anything or anyone…..unless I wanted them to leave early.
June 22, 2010 at 4:31 pm
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June 22, 2010 at 4:57 pm
There are, even after the movie description, people posting as if this was just some sort of anal-oral sex chain.
I’m not sure if I envy or hate these people. Probably both.
June 22, 2010 at 5:04 pm
well I didn’t know what that movie was about, and now that I do know, I’m really glad I avoid the entire horror genre. I’m going to go watch “District 9″ now to calm down…
June 22, 2010 at 5:09 pm
I wish I hadn’t looked up the movie. I’ll be having nightmares about that…*shivers*
Also…why pay $100 for something that’s just going to end up under the couch for months on end?!
June 22, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Seller says about her cat “I enjoy making her toys more than anything even more than having real friends.”
Real friends are underrated.
A real friend would tell her not try to sell this item for $100.
June 22, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Not having heard of the movie, I saw the tag “horror” on this, and was pleased that for once an etsy seller was sane enough to tag her horrific creation/concept accurately.
Then I read the comments. And found out about the movie. Good thing I was already scarred for life, or that film director would be getting slapped with a suit for my therapy bills.
June 22, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Did she price it at 100 bucks so she wouldn’t have to make hundreds of them, like she would if she had priced it like her other toys?
June 22, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I don’t think cats really have a desire for adult cat toys. They just want to go berserk on some cat nip then lounge in the sun like a stoned little hippie kitty.
June 22, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Okay now that I know that this is actually based on a movie, and read the description of the movie, I am deeply concerned about the mental health of this seller’s cats.
June 22, 2010 at 6:39 pm
…aaaand SOLD! *slams gavel on podium*
June 22, 2010 at 6:42 pm
I’m actually afraid to read the comments on this one! I am already grossed out by having to clean up my cat’s puke!
June 22, 2010 at 6:46 pm
See? I knew it…….now cleaning up the cate puke doesn’t seem so bad….
June 22, 2010 at 8:43 pm
JEBUS!!! you know, you think you’re immune to the internet and then you stop by Regretsy. 10 minutes later, you’ve read the wiki entry for The Human Centipede, watched the trailer, realized what you just read and watched, and suddenly the world is disgusting anew. It’s like being born again…
As for the cat toy, fucking hilarious. Gross & twisted, but amazing. I say go Oh Boy Cat Toy!
June 22, 2010 at 8:46 pm
I’m guessing that the film isn’t a comedy like Hostel was.
June 22, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Oh, god, just read the tags on the listing. They’re a masterpiece worth $100 all on their own!
I’m gonna go out on a limb (because I’m NOT searching it) and guess that we have here the only “fart sniffer” tag on Etsy.
June 22, 2010 at 9:14 pm
If it wasn’t $100 I would so buy one for my cats.
June 22, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Maybe seeing a cat rip apart a human centipede cat toy will make me forget about how disturbing the movie is?
June 22, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Wow… Holy anal tapeworms, Batman!!
June 22, 2010 at 11:03 pm
I’m not flouncing, per se, I’m just pretending to faint so I have a good reason to close my eyes and whatnot.
June 22, 2010 at 11:03 pm
I thought the Centipede Cat Toy was some symbolic social commentary on corporate America, politics and religion.
Maybe I am reading into this too much.
June 22, 2010 at 11:33 pm
#67 Lara, nope. It’s based on a diagram in a film about a mad scientist who attaches the digestive systems of three people, removes their knee caps and names his new creation The Human Centipede.
June 22, 2010 at 11:51 pm
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June 23, 2010 at 12:06 am
@67 Lara: You just made me type “fart sniffer” into Etsy’s search engine. Thanks for that.
June 23, 2010 at 12:53 am
The late B. Kliban drew a cartoon something like this, but he called it “Business On Parade”.
BTW, I’m all for creativity and freedom of expression but whoever came up with the idea for “Human Centipede” (movie) … well, “sick” doesn’t begin to describe it. Possibly “sociopath” …
June 23, 2010 at 2:09 am
Just to be clear, “fart sniffer” is a tag on the actual listing. I guess she was hoping if fans of the movie didn’t buy it, there was a secondary market.
June 23, 2010 at 2:11 am
Oh, and Street Corner Hooker, you’re more than welcome!
June 23, 2010 at 4:40 am
Ugh. This I could have lived without.
June 23, 2010 at 5:43 am
I would totally buy it but it is out of my price range. The price is worth it IMO. It is strange, unique and they put time into it. I am sure some horror fans will buy it
June 23, 2010 at 6:30 am
Well, my day is ruined.
Okay, $100 for a cat toy? You know your cat is going to like the padded envelope it came in way better than the toy itself, anyway. You might as well just skip a step get him the 75-cent padded envelope.
June 23, 2010 at 7:53 am
@ #79 raven : “I am sure some horror fans will buy it”
or
Some “horror fans” might make 300 of their own for that price.
June 23, 2010 at 10:10 am
It may be medically accurate, but it is NOT mathematically accurate. They need 22 more people on that chain.
June 23, 2010 at 12:50 pm
@ #81 Sark-o-leptic Cesar I see plenty of things online I can make myself but I still prefer to buy from the artist to show support for their ideas.
June 23, 2010 at 1:15 pm
@83 raven – I guess so.
Buying it for $5 is support.
Buying it for $100 is being a “jock strap” kinda support.
Because it takes a lot of balls to sell 25 cents of material for that price.
June 24, 2010 at 10:04 am
Has anyone here actually watched the film? It is super shit – Final destination is far more gorier/scarier than it! It is a cliched, plothole ridden mess which is so badly written and executed that it feels more like a scary movie type piss take!
p.s. for any horror/gore fans who were thinking of watching the film – there are NO scenes of surgery or other gore (just a wee bit where the surgeon is fixing their knees, and you don’t see much of that).
June 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Coprophagy and fuckery all in one cat toy – I don’t know if it’s disgusting or brilliant. I must say, though, that I could’ve gone my entire life without knowing what “The Human Centipede” is about. Shudder . . .
June 25, 2010 at 10:26 am
DISgusting! I’ll take twelve.
June 25, 2010 at 10:27 pm
http://loltatz.com/index.php/Centipede-Ur-doin-it-rong.html
July 28, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Dude! Felt felchers!
August 29, 2010 at 11:01 am
this…this actually scares me…