I can’t contribute any snark, I’m just over here all ‘wtf?’ – I don’t even believe that they let you sell cakes on Etsy, but hot baked mac /n/ cheese? For an additional $35 in the mail?
oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Ahh, good ol’ macaronic and cheese! The recipe has been handed down from mother to daughter for generations! Great-great-great-great-great Gramma Beula got the recipe from that old Voodoo woman up on the plantation. Thems was good ol’ days, when macaronic and cheese was baked with Mexican cheese and mild cheddar.
It has to be mild because Grammy Beula gets the vapors with any other kind.
Do people not have kitchens, or restaurants, or neighbors who take pity on them, or a damn bon fire even, where they need to go to Etsy to have food delivered to them? I don’t comprehend this trend.
While I am legendary for my horrible cooking (yes, I can ruin things in a crock pot and have set two kitchens on fire…), I think any sane person would prefer one of my homecooked meals to this.
I really thought this was one of Helen’s joke postings. My stomach was already a little upset but when I realized that this is a real listing, I barfed.
@15 -bahahahaha.
No way this shit is kosher. For $30.00 you too can have an unknown quantity of noodles & cheeze casser-ole’ sent to your door, one out of 10 in stock,
that has either been sitting out in the hot southern sun too long , or gathering black ice in a freezer.YUM.
RAZ-That’s only available as a BBQ so you have to eat the meat of the hoove. Or you just loose the whole fun of holding the piggy foot and sucking it dry.
My macaronic brings all the locals to the yard
And they’re like, it’s cheese and mustard
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I’ll put it on etsy and high shipping I’ll charge
You really would have to be a catatonic moron or filthy rich idiot to fork over that much $ & wait for delivery from the macaronic triangle somewhere, when for under ten bucks you could whip it up with the best cheese & pasta available locally, in less than one hour.
Volcanic macaroni = macaronic, which will explain the crunchy black bits and subtle aroma of carbon as you open your padded mailer and dump it into a sodden lump on a platter.
Seeing as “macaronic” and “noddles” are the only two misspelled ingredients, I wonder if it’s just truth in advertising, and Jazzy Phil is using some kind of pasta substitute, a la pleather, faux fur, or cubic zirconia.
“People that did not eat pig feet tasted mine and quickly changed their minds
They are smoked to browness in a great bbq sauce by Phil
these are split feet so they are not too big images will be place as soon as I capture the radiance of them in the pit
My pit is in the wall the way the old fashion ones.
hipping will be $20.00; shipping is what costs; I’ve tried to do my best to help.Keep buying;and I will continue to do my best.
Etsy is a great…
Just thinking of eggbeaters makes me want to hurl. What gets me about these food sellers is this. Why couldn’t they get a local health department certification, a business license, and sell food in their own neighborhoods? Why do they try to spew it all over the world? And how hard are they laughing, knowing somebody is buying brownies they baked in the cat’s litter pan?
At first until I read the description, by just looking at the photo, I thought it was some print to be purchased, after reading I wished I was right the first time! ICK
What does it say about me that I have all the ingredients in my kitchen at this moment? Guess I’ll just have to bake some macaronic for dinner tonight. Maybe I’ll go all out and put unicorn votives on the dinner table to class things up. (umm, kosher? Really?)
Is this listing for a photograph? What the heck do I want with a photo listing all my favorite foods? Deliver the pigs feet & keep the photo. I’m hungry.
This is typical of the really poorly put-together shops you often find on Etsy. No picture of the macaronic and cheese and no mention of how much you’ll get. I don’t know if any mac and cheese is worth thirty bucks.
So what exactly am I even eating here? The fucking sign? If you can take a photo of the sign, you should be able to take a photo of the product you are selling!!
June 18, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Heeeeey, Macaronic! AY!
June 18, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Maybe they meant “moronic”?
June 18, 2010 at 4:35 pm
It says ‘now servicing breakfast’
rarrrrr
June 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm
“A dish made with noodles and eggs whic is well cooked”
Good one, Helen
June 18, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Macaroni + colonic = macaronic
June 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm
dizzymisslizzy, i’ll service YOUR breakfast.
June 18, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I can’t contribute any snark, I’m just over here all ‘wtf?’ – I don’t even believe that they let you sell cakes on Etsy, but hot baked mac /n/ cheese? For an additional $35 in the mail?
oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
June 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Will leave kitchen frozen at 350 degrees and looks like a diner sign? Impressive Macaronic!
June 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm
The splatters on the bottom banner indicate many people have come for breakfast.
“Yes – I’d like the Etsy macaronic and cheese and a side of chocolate bacon. No special handling ship by UPS ground is OK”
****urp***
June 18, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Ahh, good ol’ macaronic and cheese! The recipe has been handed down from mother to daughter for generations! Great-great-great-great-great Gramma Beula got the recipe from that old Voodoo woman up on the plantation. Thems was good ol’ days, when macaronic and cheese was baked with Mexican cheese and mild cheddar.
It has to be mild because Grammy Beula gets the vapors with any other kind.
Old Southern dish indeed.
June 18, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Do people not have kitchens, or restaurants, or neighbors who take pity on them, or a damn bon fire even, where they need to go to Etsy to have food delivered to them? I don’t comprehend this trend.
June 18, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Can someone introduce Phil to a well structured, grammatically correct sentence, please? oy.
June 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm
If it doesn’t have a harmonic seal of approval from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster , I’m not buying.
June 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm
If only my macaronic can look that tasty.
June 18, 2010 at 4:51 pm
While I am legendary for my horrible cooking (yes, I can ruin things in a crock pot and have set two kitchens on fire…), I think any sane person would prefer one of my homecooked meals to this.
June 18, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Amazing, even the recipe is inbred.
June 18, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I really thought this was one of Helen’s joke postings. My stomach was already a little upset but when I realized that this is a real listing, I barfed.
June 18, 2010 at 5:00 pm
@15 -bahahahaha.
No way this shit is kosher. For $30.00 you too can have an unknown quantity of noodles & cheeze casser-ole’ sent to your door, one out of 10 in stock,
that has either been sitting out in the hot southern sun too long , or gathering black ice in a freezer.YUM.
June 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Kosher? Can you imagine what the people who make this stuff would do to a real Jew? **shudders**
June 18, 2010 at 5:04 pm
What about those of us that like our breakfast serviced at night?
June 18, 2010 at 5:06 pm
If I was serviced during breakfast, I might actually enjoy eating in the morning for once.
June 18, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Macaronic: when things go all macaroony.
June 18, 2010 at 5:06 pm
I am not sure language is their first language…
June 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm
@redredred: It’s one way to burn off the calories
June 18, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I must know if we are what we it…..then what the hell would you be????
June 18, 2010 at 5:12 pm
If we are what we eat
June 18, 2010 at 5:13 pm
serving breakfast? i’ll take a pig’s feet omelet
June 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm
RAZ-That’s only available as a BBQ so you have to eat the meat of the hoove. Or you just loose the whole fun of holding the piggy foot and sucking it dry.
June 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm
#24 kirstenrana: If only we could get restaurants to understand this. Well, maybe Phil does. Perhaps that explains the high shipping costs?
June 18, 2010 at 5:17 pm
My macaronic brings all the locals to the yard
And they’re like, it’s cheese and mustard
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I’ll put it on etsy and high shipping I’ll charge
June 18, 2010 at 5:18 pm
it’s french: the ‘c’ is silent (but your butt won’t be)
June 18, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Does anyone else suspect the BBQ Pigs Feet on the sign may have come about Deliverance style?
June 18, 2010 at 5:23 pm
If this is a true Southern dish the shipping is not bad after you calculate the weight of just the butter in it.
June 18, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Macaronic verse is verse that uses two languages. Like English and noddlewhic.
June 18, 2010 at 5:28 pm
You really would have to be a catatonic moron or filthy rich idiot to fork over that much $ & wait for delivery from the macaronic triangle somewhere, when for under ten bucks you could whip it up with the best cheese & pasta available locally, in less than one hour.
June 18, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Volcanic macaroni = macaronic, which will explain the crunchy black bits and subtle aroma of carbon as you open your padded mailer and dump it into a sodden lump on a platter.
June 18, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I wonder what is in “Phil’s Jazzy Sauce”
June 18, 2010 at 5:39 pm
“You never had pig feet that taste like my pig feet…” I am so glad it’s true.
June 18, 2010 at 5:41 pm
I bet they use Martha Stewart’s recipe for Macaronic and Cheese.
Why, oh why, anyone would buy food from Etsy is beyond my mental capacity.
June 18, 2010 at 5:53 pm
T-Shirt:
“Phil’s Jazzy Sauce -great on fish and meats.”
June 18, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I’m afraid the chef wears those ribbon sandals in the kitchen whilst concocting this complex delicacy.
June 18, 2010 at 6:13 pm
@HelenaHandbasket-
My mental picture of Phil is in Loveralls with nothing underneath.
June 18, 2010 at 6:29 pm
My husband just requested baked macaronic and cheese for Sunday dinner.
June 18, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Also, 8-11? If it’s straight through the whole three hours, I’m impressed!
June 18, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Do I get serviced by Phil or just one of the local yokels hanging around out back? I hope they don’t have pigs feet breath.
June 18, 2010 at 7:23 pm
I wonder if the pigs feet come with a side of flies?
June 18, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I don’t understand why anybody would pay $10 (plus $20 shipping!!!) for baked mac n cheese, when it costs about $7 to make it yourself…
June 18, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Phil was hittin’ the etsy pipe so hard that he couldn’t even spell ‘chronic’ right.
Truth be told, there’s a BBQ place in Texas that has such delectible brisket, I would pay $30 for a delivery. Ma’ Chronic & Cheese? Nope.
June 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Seeing as “macaronic” and “noddles” are the only two misspelled ingredients, I wonder if it’s just truth in advertising, and Jazzy Phil is using some kind of pasta substitute, a la pleather, faux fur, or cubic zirconia.
June 18, 2010 at 9:37 pm
It is both chessy and made of plants. Yum.
June 18, 2010 at 9:42 pm
I laughed aloud at the last sentence:
“People that did not eat pig feet tasted mine and quickly changed their minds
They are smoked to browness in a great bbq sauce by Phil
these are split feet so they are not too big images will be place as soon as I capture the radiance of them in the pit
My pit is in the wall the way the old fashion ones.
hipping will be $20.00; shipping is what costs; I’ve tried to do my best to help.Keep buying;and I will continue to do my best.
Etsy is a great…
June 18, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria macaronic,
No quiero pagar por una cosa de mierda…
June 18, 2010 at 9:57 pm
I’m willing to bet this is made by the same lady who is selling tamales out of the trunk of her car at the local walmart.
June 19, 2010 at 6:45 am
Help! The banjo playing is driving me insane!
June 19, 2010 at 6:56 am
Florida. Once again a Floridiot is making their mark. *sigh*
June 19, 2010 at 7:47 am
That whole shop makes the spelling/grammar nazi inside me explode with rage!
Also WTF is “eggbeater”? It’s listed as an ingredient in their cornbread. Is it some kind of American secret ingredient?…
June 19, 2010 at 8:22 am
#55 Mousey Housewife : Eggbeater- a white tank top for men with egg stain all over it.
Seriously- it is an egg mix with no yolks, only the whites.
June 19, 2010 at 9:49 am
This sounds so vile… I think I’d need macaronic irrigation after eating that.
June 19, 2010 at 11:44 am
Just thinking of eggbeaters makes me want to hurl. What gets me about these food sellers is this. Why couldn’t they get a local health department certification, a business license, and sell food in their own neighborhoods? Why do they try to spew it all over the world? And how hard are they laughing, knowing somebody is buying brownies they baked in the cat’s litter pan?
June 19, 2010 at 12:46 pm
An extra “c” wouldn’t stop me from eating there. I mean it’s just like getting a fly in your soup.
June 19, 2010 at 12:50 pm
At first until I read the description, by just looking at the photo, I thought it was some print to be purchased, after reading I wished I was right the first time! ICK
June 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Noddle Whic,on your grocers shelves soon- just add faery farts & Waaaaaaa Laaaaaaaa!
June 19, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Mmmmm.. Nothing like dinner by mail.
June 19, 2010 at 3:17 pm
What does it say about me that I have all the ingredients in my kitchen at this moment? Guess I’ll just have to bake some macaronic for dinner tonight. Maybe I’ll go all out and put unicorn votives on the dinner table to class things up. (umm, kosher? Really?)
June 19, 2010 at 3:49 pm
will leave the kitchen frozen. . . arrives at your doorstep lukewarm and dripping juices everywhere. . .
June 19, 2010 at 4:58 pm
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June 19, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Macaronic and Cheese… didn’t their last album go moldy?
June 19, 2010 at 7:10 pm
This is typical of the really poorly put-together shops you often find on Etsy. No picture of the macaronic and cheese and no mention of how much you’ll get. I don’t know if any mac and cheese is worth thirty bucks.
June 19, 2010 at 8:33 pm
#67 usonia : Wonder no longer. NO!
Online shopping and macaroni and cheese are not meant for each other.
June 20, 2010 at 9:31 am
So what exactly am I even eating here? The fucking sign? If you can take a photo of the sign, you should be able to take a photo of the product you are selling!!
Macaronic…. Don’t ya think?
June 20, 2010 at 9:43 am
$10.00 for that vintage sign is a good deal.
June 20, 2010 at 10:29 am
Mac Cronic it’s what puts the happy in the Happy Meal
and IM LOVIN IT!
June 20, 2010 at 1:03 pm
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June 21, 2010 at 9:09 am
#72 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer : What if !?!
That happens to me at least twice a week.
And I still don’t fit in.
June 23, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Patty kills me
elbow noodles. Much easier to spell.
July 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm
#70 – Wouldn’t that make it, “Macironic?” Heh. I knew there’d be hidden ingredients.
June 18, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Macaroni that has a thing for languages.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaronic_language
April 14, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Macaronic=ironic macaroni. It’s so ironic it will be on a pendant on Etsy’s front page before you can say “unique”.